Time Of Your Life

by xXxbloodyristsxXx

This is a parody fic I wrote while pretending to be Tara Gilesbie in 2011-12. I was about 13 at the time; hence, it's spectacularly unfunny. Still, some fans had been begging for it to be reposted, so here I am, almost a decade later, obliging. Alabaster Dark'ness Denouement Crimson Smith falls into the Naruto world. Goffic shenanigans ensue. Eye-bleeding spelling abounds.

10. Chapter 10

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i started crying nad ran 2 my house. i cut my rists den blasted linkin prak at full volyume. i put on a blak skirt and black skirt witt pink sleeves. den i put on a black corset wit pink lace and black nee-high converuse with hoot pink laces. den i briushes my hair out and put gel in it 2 make my bagns stand up. den i ran out of da house and ran 2 da bridge just as i was about 2 jump off…

"aba!" it waz… gaara!

"aba i luv u!"

"but im in luv wit naruito! i dont luv u!"

den dere waz a poof and he turned n2 narotoi! "i waz testing u i believe u now!"

den we hugged and walked n2 konoho makin out. den sasukei walked by. he waz wearing black pants wit red kulls on dem. he waz wearing a red shirt wit black bloodstain patterns on it. he waz wearing a black leather choker wit metal studs. i stuck my middle finger up at hmi "u pozer bitc"

he glared "i waz just prentending cause kakakashi hates goffs"

"rlly?" narudo asked

"yah" he answered "and i rlly hate avril lavigne da pozer blonde bitcg"

we talkde about green dday 4 a wile den sasuike told us he waz a vampire/

we grinned and i put my rms around dem. den gaara came over and saed hi. he waz wearing a black fishnet shirt under a dark red shrot sleeved t-sjirt dat sed gc on it. he waz also wearing blak pants wit a belt maid out of a chain and big clunky blak boots.

all 4 of uz went 2 ma house anmd watched da nightmar b4 christmas. it waz relly fun. afterwards we mashed 2 mcr. den we had a groop cuting session and den we fell asleep in a pile on ma couch.