Marty Jr.: Ahhh! Pizza time!
Marty Sr.: Don't hog it Jr.! Mmmm… you sure know how to make a great family dinner mom. Anyways what were you saying again?
Lorraine: I'm just worried about Jennifer why isn't she home yet?
Marty Sr.: I'm not sure where Jennifer is mom. She should've been home hours ago. I have a hard time keeping track of her these days. She's just in one of those moods I guess.
Marty Jr: Now time for fruit.
Lorraine: Aren't you and Jennifer getting along?
Marty Sr.: Oh yeah great mom were like a couple of teenagers you know. (Cell phone alarm goes off) Time for me to have my meeting for work. Be right back.
Marlene: Needles again huh?
Marty Jr.: Hopefully dad doesn't end up being pressured in another chicken dare by him or get into another get rich quick scheme by someone that's not Needles.
Marty Sr.: (Opens up his laptop in the living room and enters facetime) Ready Needles?
Needles: Hey hey! It's the Big M! How's it hangin' McFly?
Marty Sr.: Hey Needles.
Needles: So did you take at that little business proposal of mine?
Marty Sr.: I don't know Needles.
Needles: What are you afraid of? If this thing works it will solve all of your financial problems.
Marty Sr.: And if it doesn't work Needles I can get fired. It's illegal. I mean… hm what if the Jitts is looking at my account huh?
Needles: The Jitts will never find out.
Marty Sr.: Oh yeah sure.
Needles: Come on. Just give me your business credit card number, transfer it to my account and I'll handle it. Unless you want everyone in the division to think you're chicken.
Marty Sr.: Nobody calls me chicken Needles nobody!
Needles: Alright. Prove it.
Marty Sr.: Alright, alright Needles. Here's my card with my number on it. There goes the money being transferred over to your account. Now what?
Needles: Thanks McFly. I'll send it over to someone that will make you richer than ever. I'll see you at the plant tomorrow.
(Marty sighs as he is about to enter the dining room after closing his laptop but his cell phone rings)
Marty Sr.: Hello?
Jitts: McFly! You're the person I wanted to talk to!
Marty Sr.: Ok Mr. Fitijsu, what do you want?
Jitts: I was looking at your account and you are terminated!
Marty Sr.: Terminated? No! No! It wasn't my fault sir! It was Needles! Needles was behind the whole thing!
Jitts: And you cooperated?
Marty Sr.: No I didn't, it was a sting operation and he was setting me up!
Jitts: But it was a get rich quick scheme you committed! It was illegal what you just did and you knew it!
Marty Sr.: But please give me another chance.
Jitts: McFly, read my text! You're fired! (Hangs up)
Marty Sr.: No please! No I cannot be fired, I'm fired! Ahhhh! (Receives a text from the Jitts saying You're Fired!) Oh this is heavy. What am I gonna tell Jennifer? (plays a light version of Power of Love by Huey Lewis and the News)
Lorraine: Marty are you alright? We heard you yelling and screaming.
Marty Sr.: Oh mom it was a joke. An office joke.
Lorraine: A joke? I don't believe it Marty. If there was screaming and yelling, it obviously wouldn't be a joke.
Jennifer: I'm home! Hi Lorraine!
Lorraine: Jennifer! You're finally home! How was work?
Jennifer: The usual.
Lorraine: Where you've been? We've been worrying about you.
Jennifer: Grocery shopping obviously as proven by these two bags. And working late. (Looks at Marty's text) I see you got fired Marty. And I'm assuming it was another chicken dare! Or was it another get rich quick scheme?!
Marty Sr.: Ok I admit it! Needles pressured me into a get rich quick scheme by calling me chicken! So I gave him my business card number and transferred money into his account!
(Marty Jr., Marlene, Lorraine, and Jennifer all gasp)
Marty Jr. and Marlene: I knew it!
Jennifer: Wow Martin! You still need to prove you're not chicken and try to get rich quick! Well, I didn't work late! I was doing my gambling at the local mini casino!
Lorraine: Well Jennifer. I guess you and Marty aren't getting along after all.
Jennifer: No were not! Ever since that accident, his personality changed big time and our lives have gone very downhill! But as of today I have decided to divorce your son!
Marty Sr.: Jennifer please no! Give our marriage another chance!
Jennifer: I've given our marriage a chance many times and you still won't overcome your chicken problem! The only reason I decided to marry you was because I felt sorry for you!
Marty Sr.: What?! You're telling me you never loved me to begin with!
Jennifer: I did love you until now! I figured you needed more self-confidence and help with overcoming your chicken problem! But both have failed because of your depression and immaturity! So now leave or else!
Marty Sr.: Fine! Fine! Whatever you say slut!
Lorraine: Hey! Don't treat your son to be ex-wife like that!
Marty Sr.: Mom shut up! I don't need you treating me like a child!
Lorraine: Don't speak to me like that! I'm not treating you like a child! I'm telling you to respect your family!
Marty Jr.: (sighs) Dad still won't grow up.
Lorraine: Of course he hasn't. Now I'm very worried about him and you guys.
Marlene: This could lead dad to commit suicide in the future.
Lorraine: That's what I'm very concerned about.
Jennifer: (in the dining room/kitchen eating the pizza and drinking her liquor) Finally me and Marty get divorced. Should've done this a long time ago.
Lorraine: Now hopefully you give up your alcohol and cigarette smoking like I did.
Jennifer: We'll see.