Chapter 10

Otter's note: The new AC/DC song comes out in six minutes.

"The WHAT?!" I shouted.

"Alister Otterton," the voice said, "This is the battlefield."

"Who the fuck are you and how do you know my name?"

"You know who I am, You will recognize me once I come down."

"If you say so," I said back.

"Now, pick up your instruments," said the voice.

We each picked up our instruments.

"The one named Duke Weaselton, play your guitar."

"But I don't even have an amp with me," Weaselton said, "It won't fucking work."

"DO IT!"

Weaselton started playing his guitar. It was making noise despite not having an amp. Suddenly, he started playing very sick riff.

"Holy shit!" Weaselton said, "I made that up on the spot. And that was FUCKING BRILLIANT!"

"Now," said the voice, "everyone else join in."

The rest of my band joined in. Revi, Palmer, Lizzy, and Winston. They added the rhythm and Palmer added an additional keyboard riff. A song intro came to be.

"Oh shit," said Revi, "that was more lit than a church."

"Now, Alister Otterton," said the voice "sing!"

I took a deep breath and started.

"Savanna Central lays barren today, as the armies gather round," I was a surprisingly good singer. Weaselton started playing another riff as well.

"Good vs Evil, Justice vs Chaos, will fight on this ground,"

"Damn, Alister," said Corey, "I didn't know you were such a good singer."

"Aires and his Army of Chaos, ready for the clash today. Pels Raseri on the other side, a song of epicness they will play!"

Aires was starting to get more angry, and so did the army. Civilians on the sidelines were looking over at both sides.

"Bring in Honey Badger and her resistance crew, ready for a raging fight."

Soon, Honey Badger stepped in along with other members of The Basement, including Finnick, Lionheart, Travis, Gideon Grey, and Dashley Mustelle. They all had their own weapons.

"Bring in the Deathkillers, slaughter will happen tonight!"

Suddenly, Chaoslord Bogo and the Deathkillers of Zootopia came in.

"LET THE EPIC FINAL BATTLE BEGIN!" I shouted into the microphone.

Bogo's and Badger's armies faced each other, ready for an all-out fight.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!" I screamed, as the rest of the band kicked in a heavy battle song.

Honey Badger's League charged forth, weapons in hand. Some were holding laser blasters, some were holding flamethrowers, and some were just going the "less is more" method and bringing small knives. Bogo and the Deathkillers of Zootopia charged towards the league, some were completely savage, while others were driving their evil police cars. They met and clashed in the middle. Some members of both sides were killed instantly. Bodies were piling fast.

"The two chaos armies make battle, Bodies pile and mammals die, screams are penetrating into the skyyyyyyyyyy!" I sang.

"Dashley will use her final command, bringing the chaos army down."

Soon, Dashley climbed onto Honey Badger's back, "GETTEM!" she shouted.

"Honey Badger lasers the chaos horde, shoving them all into the ground. The Deathkillers are all obliterated on sight, Bogo dies tonight!"

Just then, Revi Hedensk, did a sick drum fill, and we went into the chorus.

"Tonight, a battle will be fight! Good vs Evil, Chaos vs Justice, on the lands of the great city. Make war, let them know who the fuck you are! Tonight the battlefield is raging with power and might, it's time to FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, THE BATTLE OF SAVANNA CENTRAL!"

That was a sick fucking chorus.

"Mwah ha ha ha ha," Aires laughed maniacally, "What a horrible way to fight, even without the Deathkillers, I am unstoppable. Soon I will have complete control over the land, and none of you can ever stop me!" His army began to charge forth.

"Bring in the heroes of Dundee! Bringing the enemy to their knees" I sang.

Soon, the heroes descended. Angus McFluff XIII came in the way he looked during the "Space 1992" days. Proletius the bear brought in his Knights of Crail (he was his good self this time). Ralathor came in on the SS Hootsforce, his mighty flying submarine. And then descended the Hootswolf.

"Hootswolf?" Ashkii asked, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!"

"Didn't die," replied the Hootswolf, "I made myself disappear right before the blast came through and spent my time in another dimension. When the call was needed, I came back."

"Hopefully," said Proletius, "I won't die this time."

"Underground no more," said Ralathor, "Submarine in the sky!"

Suddenly, Angus spoke.

"I have returned," said Angus, "to my descendants. Emmitt, my nephew, my grandnephew Corey, and Grandniece Piper. And, of course," he said as he looked at me, "my grandnephew Alister!"

I was looking directly at him now, still shocked to hear that I was of his bloodline.

"You are doing pretty good. I was the one who commanded you to sing, and it is helping the battle. Don't stop now!"

"Heroes of Dundee!" I sang, "Charge into Aries' army!"

They charged into Aire's army, weapons in hand, and fought.

"I have beaten you once," Aires said, "and I can defeat you again!"

"The heroes and villains clash together, Fire, light, and chaos, explode around. Hootswolf with his battleaxe, Angus with his hammer, kill off wizards with the power of their anger. Ralathor fires his missiles, depleting the horde more! Proletius and his knights, charge furthermore! Aires uses his staff to fire lasers. The knights are hit! The wizards through fireballs to further the strike! Proletius dies once again!"

"Ah Proletius, for fucks sake," Angus said, "Can you stop dying!"

We repeated our chorus as the armies continued to clash.

"You will never stop me!" Aries said, "Soon, I will be ruler of the entire Universe! And everyone will bow before my power!"

"This battle still has much more time to go!" I sang. "We will all need to crush our foes!"

The epic battle raged on, as the armies fought to their death.

"Bring in the bear and bring in Bunbun!" I sang, "Send in Big Chungus!"

Suddenly, a bear rode in on a tractor. "Bear on a tractor!" he shouted.

Also on the tractor was a ferret with a laser gun. "I am Bunbun and this is my Gungun," said the ferret.

"We are here to kick your fucking ass tonight!" They both shouted.

Suddenly, a 50-foot-tall rabbit stomped in. "Here comes Big Chungus!" shouted the rabbit, "here to save the fucking world."

"Bear on a Tractor comes right on through!" I sang, "Running wizards under his deadly wheels! Bunbun fires lasers from her gungun, vaprorizing wizards with a thrill."

Bunbun and the bear killed even more wizards and the army shrank.

"Big Chungus, the biggest bunny alive!" I sang, "Use your size as an advantage! You will literally crush your foes under your feet!"

Big Chungus jumped in the air, right towards the wizards.

"Chungus flattens evil right under his feet! The army will soon all be beat! Aires will no longer have power; the reign will end this very hour!"

We went back into the chorus, as the battle continued to rage on.

"Even with a smaller army, I still can't be stopped!" Aires said, "Soon, I will rule all of you. Now, it is time. ANYONE WHO ISN'T AN EVIL SHEEP WIZARD WILL BE TAMED! AND EVERYONE WILL HAVE THE VOLTAGE RAISED!"

"Oh fuck," Honey Badger said, "I knew it."

"Wait," said Jason Elkley, as he stepped in, "does that include me!"

"Yes!" Aires said, "That includes you. You are my ally no more."
"What the fuck dude!" Elkley said, "When I signed up to do this, I was told that I would get free unlimited clothing from Vineyard Vines if I did this. YOU FUCKING LIED TO ME!"

"COMMENCE THE FINAL TAMING!" Aires said.

"Do you really think you want to do this!" I sand, "We have the power, we have the fury, we have RASERI!" I hit a high note.

Suddenly more taming collars appeared in the air.

"TAMING WILL BE NO MORE!" I sang, "TIME TO FUCKING ROAR! BREAK FREE FROM THE BURDENS ON YOUR NECK!"

Suddenly, my tame collar sputtered and broke off my neck, dissolving into dust. The same thing happened with everyone else.

"It is time to free, the fox and the bunny, HOPPS AND WILDE BREAK OUT OF THEIR PRISON OF STOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"

Suddenly, Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde broke out of their rocky prisons and onto the ground.

"Oh fuck," Judy Hopps said, "That was so fucking painful. I might have to follow Emmitt Otterton along to do yoga at Mystic Springs."

"And I thought turning into a toilet was bad," Nick Wilde said.

"Nick Wilde, Judy Hopps, free at last, joining the battle's epic cast, the wizard will fall today!"

"Oh fuck," Nick Wilde said, "what the fuck happened now?"

"it's like the terrorvortex times ten million," said Judy Hopps.

"We still need to defeat our foe!" I sang, "There is only one way to go!"

"Oh Nick," Judy Hopps said, "I just realized something."

"What is it," Nick Wilde said.

"This battlefield will be a great place for a looooooong kiss."

"What the actual fuck, carrots!" Nick said, "You are certainly crazy but in a great way."

"Hopps and Wilde get in the zone! They will kiss tonight!"

The two then went right in front of Aires and started a long interspecies kissing session.

"Ah, what the fuck!" said Aires, "that is fucking disgusting, what the fuck kind of fight move is this. You're not supposed to fucking kiss another species. Ah, I gotta cover my eyes! This is too much. I WILL LASER BOTH OF YOU TO DEATH!"

"Aires pulls out his laser staff, and unleashes it's final zap," I sang, "It's pointed in the wrong direction, his army dies with a snap!"

"OH FUCK!" Aires said, "I used my last blow. IT DID NOT GET THE FOX AND THE RABBIT!" He turned around to face where his army used to be, "FUCK!"

"Now that Aires is distracted!" I sang, "We know just what to do! We take our band right up towards him and leave him black and blue!"

We then teleported right by Aires and right by Judy and Nick as well.

"Still with my army depleted," Aires said, "I can still win this battle. I just have to charge my staff and find more wizards. Once the staff is charged I can make more. It will be ready in only five minutes!"

"In five minutes your ass will be dead!"

"What are you going to do to me!" shouted Aires, "music me to death!"

"That is the total plan!" I screamed into the microphone.

"Pathetic," Aires said.

"I can sing like a fucking beast!" I sang, "Soon you will be deceased! We can make heavy music! And you will be gone with a flick!"

Suddenly, the music started getting extremely heavy and extremely fast. We were going All Guns Blazing.

"And now!" I shouted, "On the Hurdy Gurdy, Ashkii Otterton!"

Ashkii picked up her Hurdy Gurdy and started playing a sick solo. It mixed well with the rest of our music.

"Ah, a fucking Hurdy Gury," said Aires, "Even your pathetic little tunes can't save you! Soon, I will be everywhere!"

"I can sing, and I can scream!" I sang into the mic "You will be no match for our team! Pels Raseri is here to stay! Metal will triumph to this day!"

Our band started to build to a crescendo, and then the music paused for a bit.

"This is the moment," I thought, "it is the time."

I took a deep breath before singing the final line.

"TIME TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Suddenly Aires exploded, sending blood and guts everywhere. We then finished our song.

"YEAH!" shouted all of the civilians from the sidelines.

"Very good," said Angus.

My family ran over.

"Oh Alister," Emmitt said, "I love you so fucking much."

I looked around at the rest of my bandmates, they were all as awestruck as I was.

"HOLY FUCKEN SHIT!" Nick Wilde said, he and Judy Hopps had stopped kissing.

I then saw the rest of the battlefield. I noticed that Honey Badger was still alive but severely wounded. Dashley also had many wounds. Travis and Gideon were barely holding onto life, and Finnick and Lionheart were both dead. None of the Deathkillers were still alive.

Suddenly, I noticed that the rest of my band members were stumbling around, looking like they could pass out any second. Suddenly, I didn't start feeling well either. My head became a big blur and I started to feel dizzy.

"ALISTER!" Ashkii shouted.

I fell to the ground and everything went numb.