#111: Rhyhorn
Type: Rock/Ground
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, rhino dick shape
Rhyhorn might be powerful, but they don't have much as far as brain capacity goes, a Rhyhorn may charge at a person or Pokémon at random, but if that creature moves to the side then Rhyhorn will continue running in a straight line until it either hits a tree, a rock, runs off a cliff or runs into a Pokémon that it definitely didn't want to mess with.
This same idea applies when mating. When in heat, a Rhyhorn will often just go for whatever is in the vicinity whether it happens to be another Rhyhorn or not. There are cases where a male Rhyhorn will see a random butt in front of him and just mount them right then and there. Obviously this can either lead to a good time or deep trouble quickly, usually one before the other.
#112: Rhydon
Type: Rock/Ground
Average penis length/design: 2 foot, rhino design
Rhydon are almost constantly horny, even when It's not mating season. When a wild Rhydon isn't training itself by using its drill-like horn to smash rocks, it is either looking for a mate or masturbating. And during mating season, a Rhydon's arousal level becomes so high that they can end up dripping genital fluids, be it pre-cum or vaginal juices, all over the place so it really does need to find a mate as soon as possible.
Rhydon gain a big boost of intelligence upon evolution and this helps them to actually think about the potential mate that its looking for. Obviously, if a Rhydon is able to mate with another Rhydon then that would be perfect, but it also will take just about any Pokémon that are around its size or smaller. Male Rhydon love seeing smaller Pokémon and humans try to take their massive dongs.
#113: Chansey
Type: Normal
(Chansey are all female so…) Vaginal depth: 3 feet
Chansey are very unique when it comes to reproduction. It is an all-female Pokémon species that simply want a male that can satisfy them enough and with a vagina that can stretch as wide as a Kakuna's length, well you better hope you're gifted down there.
Chansey are capable of storing sperm in small pouches inside their uteral walls and they can release the sperm to mix with their eggs at any point, so they can actually choose when they want to be pregnant. If the sperm of a Pokémon outside of a Chansey's egg group, then the egg will be unfertilized and will, instead, soften and be used for healing purposes. For Chansey, no eggs go to waste.
#114: Tangela
Type: Grass
Average penis length/design: 4-5 feet, vine-like
Tangela are covered in blue vine-like tentacles that it can manipulate to do all sorts of things, so you can imagine that two mating Tangela is quite the sight to see, involving dozens of tentacles getting intertwined.
In males, some of Tangela's vines are slightly thicker due to them being sperm deposits that connect to Tangela's testicles. Tangela are highly perverted and will often wait for small Pokémon, preferably Rattata or Raticate, to walk by before it wraps them up in vines and inserts its thicker vines into them. The vines themselves cause a tingling sensation that can feel nice if you aren't having a larger tentacle being shoved into you.
#115: Kangaskhan
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 2 inch (to be explained)
Kangaskhan are a unique species of Pokémon that carry around their babies in patches on their stomachs. It was originally thought that Kangaskhan were an all-female Pokémon species, but recent studies have shown that this actually is not entirely true.
Kangaskhan tend to grow differently depending on their gender. While female Kangaskhan will grow to their full size, male Kangaskhan will actually stay as their baby form, so sometimes if you see a Kangaskhan and baby Kangaskhan together then that might actually be a female and her mate.
Mother Kangaskhan have a very strong bond with their babies, and in desperate times may look to their babies as mating partners.
#116: Horsea
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, tapered, blue
Horsea are well known for shooting blobs of a special ink from its canon-like mouth when it senses danger. This small mouth isn't as effective for pleasuring most humans, but perfect for smaller Pokémon. Because Horsea have no arms or legs, they rely on their tails to help them feel around and see where it's safe to go and also see if it can detect a mate nearby.
Mating Horsea might spray ink onto each other if they're feeling like getting down and dirty, which is almost always, and will often use their mouths like suction cups for each other, the downfall to this is that it leaves Horsea defenseless should an enemy be nearby
#117: Seadra
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 4 inch, lightly barbed, blue
The spikes that cover Seadra's pectoral fins and head are filled with a type of poison that could cause one to faint if accidentally stabbed.
Upon evolution, a dragon side of Seadra starts to awaken and this really shows in their genitals. Seadra's penis starts to develop small ridges and bumps along the length, much like that of dragon Pokémon, so they are capable of delivering much more pleasure than Horsea.
Seadra will often use their prehensile tails to grab weak fish Pokémon, even Horsea, from the ocean floor where it will proceed to have its way with them.
#118: Goldeen
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 3 inch, tapered, orange
Goldeen are often referred to as the queen of the sea for its elegant beauty, but these fish Pokémon are also pretty temperamental. If an unwanted stranger enters a Goldeen's territory, then Goldeen will not hesitate to ram the trespasser with it's razor sharp horn, causing a tremendous amount of pain.
Goldeen often court by looking at the size and sharpness of their potential mate's horn. Goldeen are one of few fish Pokémon that possess a penis, and they know it to, so they are very keen on using it to its full advantage. Goldeen's aggression also comes out while mating as male Goldeen are not afraid to ram their penis into their mate at full speed as soon as it can.
#119: Seaking
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, tapered, red
Seaking don't have quite the low temper of their pre-evolution, but they are still very protective of their young. A Seaking will willingly fight a tough opponent just to ensure that its young is as safe as can be. Same goes with mates, any Seaking that happens to be mates with a Pokémon other than another Seaking will do anything to protect them.
Seaking court by having a male perform a special underwater dance for the female Seaking, if the female is impressed enough then she will grant them the chance to mate. Any male Seaking left without a partner during the season will become so sexually frustrated that they'll literally find anything to stick their fish dick into.
#120: Staryu
Type: Water
(Technically Staryu and Starmie are genderless, but…whatever.)
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, star shaped tip
The gem in the center of Staryu is a central organ that blinks when Staryu is low on energy, turns a darker shade when it is sick, and shines bright under the light of the stars which can help Staryu navigate through the ocean even at night.
Staryu courting is done by two Staryu shining their central organ at each other, and if they like the way the other's organ shines then they will declare each other as mates. Staryu's genitals are located between the limb that is surrounded by a yellow stripe and the limb to its right. As one would expect, the tip of a Staryu's penis has a 5 point star shape to it that, like a horse penis, expands and flares up just before ejaculation from the urethral opening at the very center of the star.
#121: Starmie
Type: Water/Psychic
Average penis length/design: dual 7 inch, star shaped tip
The central organ at the center of Starmie is capable of glowing with all the colors of the rainbow, giving Starmie the appropriate title, the gem of the sea. Much like their pre-evolution, Starmie shine their central gem to attract mates, but Starmie can also change the color of their glow to try to fit their potential mate's liking. Starmie can also use psychic abilities to move the water around in unique ways to further impress their mate.
Starmie are gifted with a set of two penises that both have the star-shaped tip of Staryu, but the difference is that a Starmie's urethra is split five ways towards the tip, combine that with its dual dicks, and it means that Starmie can shoot watery sperm from 10 places all at once. Female Starmie have a unique star shaped canal for their uterus which allows them to be pregnant with up to 5 eggs at once.
That will do, Pokémon. That will do.
Thank you for reading this chapter as well as this series up to this point, I hope you've been enjoying it so far. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Mr. Mime, Scyther, Jynx and more so stay tuned for that.
Take care, happy Thanksgiving for you fellow American readers, and I'll see you next time