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Chapter 11…..Flite
Okay...I think she means... flight?
Probably.
We were still on the dessert the next day
Course' you were. Where else would you be?
, I woke up and got dressed.
Oh shit. Shit. Another clothing description which we must live through
I knew that now I had to win back the longing of Nivo's silver raze of admaration and love, to do this I must use the big female weapon…Lusting!
...
What the actual hell.
The big female weapon... lusting.
Lust as a weapon.
And the sentence before that, which she has unnecessarily complicated by using large words which...I can't get into how bad that is.
Silver raze?
Silver gaze, I presume
I wasn't a slut
The fact that she needs to constantly proclaim this tells me that she, in fact, is a slut.
but I needed him to love me
Alright, yes, he's going to love you so much when he gets to know that you plan on fucking him over just for your needs.
and it was kind of a little fun
Woman thinks she's some sort of seductress, eh?
( Sighs )
because I knew I could not date after Artmeis
So I stayed in only my bra
Dammit, here begins the clothing description.
She stays in her bra in the middle of the desert?
but I changed to a new one
She has a surplus of bras, I see.
that was silver and had glowing threads that matched my eyes.
Erm. As a guy, I can tell you that having a bra which has threads which matches the girl's eyes...aren't very arousing.
Eh? Have you been in this situation?
Na, just saying.
Also I wore a black lether mini skirt
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Ah, yes.
In the count of three...
Three...two...one...
EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY!
Feels good to say it out loud, eh?
Hmm, yes.
that was black as Nico's despare
Oh, poor guy. He's despairing.
For... Flavia?
Sign of his questionable tastes, actually.
in the pits of the nights last gloom.
The pits of night?
Last gloom?
Lastly I put black cole on my eyes and eyelashes
Doesn't this woman shower? News flash honey, no matter how amazing you look, guys can't be around you if you stink to high heavens.
Na, showers are for the mundane, not for the Beautiful Goddess Flavia.
so I was very, very pale even more than usually. I brushed my teeth that were sharp cause the empusa cursed, I used tooth paste from a was crest so it made them very white.
Toothpaste.
She...she just applies paste over her teeth to make them white? Doesn't she fucking brush?
Our protagonist's personal hygiene leaves much to be desired.
I walked to where everybody else was sleeping, they were sleeping in the gold sand,
They were in the desert, duh.
lucky it was hot in the dessert and we needed no blankets
Hasn't anyone broken the news yet?
Days are hot and nights are freezing in the desert.
so I could see Nico sleeping without his shirt.
Nice to see that they don't give a shit about scorpions or other creepy crawlies or whatever. They just sleep in the semi nude.
The sun dassled his statue abs
...
...Pari.
Where have we seen this before, brother?
The sun dazzles his skin, like diamonds embedded into the surface.
Ah, I see.
and his pecks were like pale plates
Pale plates?
Ugh, she's exhausting.
I fcelt them and made out with him a little,
Was he awake?
he was still sleeping (but it was ok because I knew that he wanted me to.)
She's fucking molesting him! How does that make it okay?
Molesting is okay.
Jesus, this woman...she's frankly, terrible.
Molesting, supportive of child porn... I agree, she's terrible.
Then he woke up and so did Albaster and Ivy.
Do they have like, coordinated timings where they all wake up at the same time?
Nico's shirt were all ripped up so he couldn't put it back on, so I was happy.
She's happy the guy has to walk around shirtless, and probably getting bitten by a dozen different insects
Ivy dressed slutly in a cut off tank top and mini pants
Okay, wow. Flavia can fucking wear a bra and a mini leather skirt, and Ivy's the slut for wearing a tank top and shorts?
and leaf earrings and green lipstick cause she was a Dryad.
Is it like, something they sell at shops?
Like go up to the guy who's ringing up the stuff, and say, "Hi, can you show me the aisle for the Dryads section, please?"
Alblaster whore a kammo
A fascinating mix of bad karma, chamomile tea and camouflage.
pants and he had no shirt too.
"Hey Nico" I said sexly.
So what's Alabaster, chopped liver?
"Hi Flaiva we must fight Kornos,"
He wakes up saying that?
Maybe that's the only response he can give. Like, "Hey baby, can you pass me the sugar?" "Hi baby, we must fight Kronos"
He said welding his iron sword.
Ah, he wakes up diving for his sword when Flavia says hi. I'm proud of you, my boy
"Or, he will return and the world will feel his wait."
His...wait?
"How far do we walk until Nox City," Wined Ivy she was tired already!
Wells she's in a desert, and it's taxing.
Na, she just woke up, didn't she?
Albaster nodded wisely:"We must cross the dessert and then some other things and it'll be with in our site."
And...some other things. God, this boy is a riot.
Maybe he's just simplifying things for Dung Brained Flavia.
It was long on the sands stretching in front of us like golden sand.
I'm not going to get into the details of frankly how taxing on my brain that sentence was.
People died in this dessert, there were skeletons and everything.
Did I miss this? Where exactly is this desert?
Somewhere in nowhere, I think.
The vast wastelands of Flavia's brain.
Buzzers flew over our heads to taste of the human Flesh.
Ah, nice to see that there are monsters. Finally, some action
Some wild hores ran over the hill with there manes and tails flying in the dessert wind,
What the actual hell? Our of nowhere, there are horses flying around the place?
there was a thin silver one in the front of the others with a flying black mane and tail,
No.
No.
The cliché factor of OC characters.
... the creature familiar.
I knew this was the leader horse and it remembered me of myself.
The horse reminded her of herself?
That's weird.
Holy fuck, this isn't... Arion, is it?
"Stay back I'll catch this horse and ride it,"
Let it go, you brainless gormless moron!
I told them. I made Telmelchus into a rope and sneaked by the horse
You can sneak by a horse?
News flash: Horses are fast
, then I run swiftly after the horse
Most likely, it ran away faster at the sight of Flavia.
. It ran away and I chased it faster, it was a thrill chase, that hore would be mine!
Okay, now she's faster than a horse. Thanks for adding to the never ending list of your questionable characteristics, sweetie.
The horse reared up on its hindlegs and waved its sharp hoofs, I knew it was a fight to the death!
I'm honestly rooting for that horse now.
Go horse!
I lassod the horse around the neck
...ah, dammit.
with the rope and my heart broke it was so wild and free,
So let it go, won't you?
I knew even though it was now mine
Yours?
You bitch, just because you catch something doesn't mean it's yours.
I couldn't bare to keep it chained in low slavery,
So there's high slavery and low slavery?
so I took Agamenmom and slashed on the rope "You are free now wild thing"
...thanks be to God.
But the horse wouldn't run, it came to me and licked me,
Gross, horse! Run away while you can!
The Flavia germs shall be the death of you!
cause it was greatful I spared its life
... wait, she was going to kill it?
My liking for Flavia, which was in the single digit negatives, has gone to the double digit negative figures
and now its life was mine to be loyal to the death. I jumped onto its back and I held onto its mane,
Buddy, have you ever been atop a horse?
No horse rider worth anything tugs on the horse's mane.
I could see it had some white streaks in its mane too. Also it had a white mark shaped like the moon on its four head.
What the hell, it had four heads?
Na, the forehead.
"This is a secret hore of Artemis,
Is it so hard to add an 's' when you spell horse?
I diclared. I spoke to the hore
I thought only kids of Poseidon could do that?
This is Flavia, remember? She can do everything.
and determened its name, and its name wasCresent Stag.
That is by far, the worst name for a horse I've ever heard
Crescent Stag, is she serious?
It was the leader horse so it led some of the other horses to us, Nico got a black stallion like a heart of a midnight shadow that had red eyes that glowed,
Sounds like a real winner.
Albaster got a palameno that was golden with a long white mane that sweeped on the sands
It was that long?
Man, it would trip on its mane.
and Ivy got a brown horse with white on its legs.
Simple, and cool.
I rode in the front cause Cresent Stag was the leader horse cause they were used to following him.
Because Flavia is of course, special.
"Do you notice something weird about these hores," Said Albaster suspicously.
Bless his soul, only Alabaster has the sense to see random horses running around in the desert as suspicious
"Yes!" I said cause I looked and they had wings, they were…..pegasuses!
How stupid are they?
They didn't notice...wings?
"These are….pegasuses!
DUM DUM DA DA!
Dramatic music!
We ride them at camp Half Blood, the pegasuses at camp Half Blood loved me"
This is getting old.
The whole "I'm the best and boo-boo everyone loves me"?
That, yes.
I remembered of giving them apples and fruits every day even through the Apherditi bully mocked me,
Aphrodite cabin loves Pegasus. Why would they mock you when you're feeding the animals?
the memory was like a butterfly touching my brain.
The butterfly is cool, but... touching her brain?
Is there such a thing?
We flew over the dessert, it was a good thing cause we saw Kronos on the ground,
What sort of villain is he if he can't fly?
This isn't cool.
he waved his syth at us sharply,
This is reminding me of those villains we had in cartoons, remember?
"I shall kill you all, just come down!" * laughs maniacally *
"If you were on the ground I would destroy you cursed demigods,
He's the Lord of Time, can't he just, I don't know, slow the time and bring them down or whatever?
next time you will not press luck!" I flew really low and showed him my middle finger,
For what?
his eyes flashed golden wrathly,
Tell you what would be cool?
What?
If Kronos suddenly burst out laughing and swatted Flavia out of the sky.
Hmm, good idea.
I stopped because I remembered how much he looked like Luke.
He is Luke, sweetheart.
Power blazed in his hands, here was a dangerous emeny,
Understatement of the year
I knew I could kill him if we fought but it would be close.
Of course you can, baby girl. Keep dreaming.
I shot my arrow at him but we were too far away now and it missed him but only 3 or 4 inches away.
Three or four inches only? I'm dating an archer, buddy, and I'm sure it doesn't work that way
True, she keeps telling me of how she missed by a couple centimetres.
"Why is he in the dessert anyway?"
I don't know, maybe to KILL YOU?
Can't blame him.
I asked Nico as he flew on the black stallion pegasus he was riding, it had black lether wings like a buzzer sweeping in the day air but I didn't see them cause my eyes were on Nico only.
So how do you explain your description of the Pegasus, you idiot?
"He is looking for the word of Death" Explaned Nico sensatively.
How do you explain sensitively, someone help me out.
"No what is the word of Death!" I said horrorfied.
And that's our word of the day, folks: horrorfied
"It is a secret to Hades only, it's a word and when you say it the person you say it to dies killed!"
That is one hell of a cool word.
Said Nicop.
Nicop? Did I miss something?
"We cant let him find it! He'll distroy the world and all the good deimgods,"
Once again, Flavia proves that she has a habit of stating the obvious.
My heart sunck, I thought of camp Half Blood raced into the ground with ashes.
Days ago, you said you didn't give a fuck of what happened
They were raicest and crule but there hearts were good
Racism and cruelty are huge factors in Being Bad.
. I thought about Chiron slattered by Kronos, dead!
I think you are bound to end up dead when someone slaughters you, yes
"This cant happen, let's kill him first!" I Said firy.
Fiery?
Is that what she meant?
"Patient, we must find Artemis first, then the hunteresseses will defend camp Half Blood," Said Nico.
The hunters of Artemis?
They won't do anything for you guys, they're independent, folks.
The day got longer and then night started
Makes it sound like, "Endgame has started"
, Ivy and Albaster fell asleep tired, but Nico and me were swake.
Okay, one make out scene, coming right up.
We sored in the sky,
Weren't you already there?
there were stars all around us, and the moonlight glintered on us.
I'm not going to get into the logics of that statement.
The pegasuses
Plural of Pegasus is pegasi, I think.
God knows.
ran through the stars and there wings spread star dust like silver raze.
The stars which were a million miles away?
Nico looked at him depressedky his yesy were dark like circles and the rest of his face was white pale,
Ooh, is Flavia going to die?
Seventy two chapters.
Party pooper you are.
a single tear came down his face.
Why is he crying?
I started singing that one song by mcr, I knew we must kiss.
When people start singing randomly, we...er, call them CRAZY.
"No Flavia I can't, I must portect you from Kronos!" Said Nico
When did Kronos tell you guys that you shouldn't kiss?
"Screw Kornos" I said and I kissed him anyway,
Against his will.
Seriously, if this was ao3, there would be so many non-con tags.
the stars gleered
I'm going out a limb here and assuming she means glittered.
around us in circles and the moon showed only on us (cause Artemis)
That should explain your entire pointless existence
Cause Artemis
but suddenly it turned dark!
Oh, she's displeased! Flavia bashing?
Dream on.
"Flavia, how dare you?" It was Artmeis face apeared on the moon
Ah, go ahead, yell at her, Supermom!
. "You are no longer a virgen like me
Madam, how are you a virgin? Flavia's existence is a proof of the fact that you are not a virgin.
I'm thinking of immaculate conception.
Also, kissing doesn't steal your... virtue
, you are no daughter of mine"
Ah yes! She's disowned!
She rumbled with ferce silver eyes, but it wasn't really her it was just a Vison.
Hurrah * looks desolate *
I was so counting on Artemis to smite her down.
"Flaiva what's wrong?" Asked Nico.
He's perceptive, I'll give him that.
I was going to tell him but just then we looked down and Nox City was under us!
We have survived another terrible chapter!
Drinks all around!
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