Dil Ka Rishta chapter 13
Shreya's father (S.f.): Aapka dicission accha hai. Rajat accha ladka hai. Aur ab ek IPS officer bhi hai. Ek baar Shreya se puchna chahiye. Matlab, uski ray kya hogi is barien mein?
Kavin: She loves Rajat. Rajat ko bhi woh pasant hai, pr dono...
Shreya's mother (S.m.): Shayad Rajat aa raha hai. Pr yeh kya? Yeh chalte chalte itne stunts kyun kr rha hai? Yaha waha kud ke kyun aa raha hai?
Kavin: Shauk hoga filmon ka!
S.m.: Hey bhagwan! Yeh ladka bhi filmon ka deewana. Shee. Boring. Tum kyun hs rahe ho kavin? Tumhe pata hai na, yeh dialogue bazi, stunts, yeh sb mujhe pasant nahi.
Kavin: Acche se janta hoon Mami ji. Meine Rajat ko mazak mein kaha tha ki Mami ji ko manana hai, toh filmy ban ke aao.
S.m.: Kavin, yeh ladka! Are tum kisi ki ek din jaan hi le loge. Dekho, ab agar mein Rajat pe gussa ho jau toh?
S.f.: Jo hoga dekha jayega.
And Rajat comes.
Rajat: Hello everyone!
And he gives a flying kiss to all.
S.f.: Beta Rajat, kaise ho!
Rajat: Bohot accha bilkul aunty ji ki tarah. Am I right?
S.m.: Ha ha. You are always right.
S.f.: Toh kya chal raha hai beta?
Rajat: Uncle, India mein toh fogg hi chal raha hai, am I right aunty ji?
S.m.: Yes. Pr hamne tumhare baarein mein pucha.
Rajat: Haal accha hai hamara, aap apni kahiye, Aunty ji. Ek baat kahu Shreya ki ma ji? Aap aunty bilkul nhi lagti. Aap toh solah saal ki ladki lagti ho. Am I right aunty ji?
S.m.: Are beta kyun itni tarif karte ho tum?
Rajat: Tariff karu kya uski, jisne tumhe banaya.
Kavin: Ha ha ha.
Rajat: Nhi, nhi ,nhi. Uncle, kya meine kuch galat kaha?
s.f.: Nhi beta, pr tum kyun itne overreact kr rhe ho?
Rajat: Overreact? Aur mein? Rajat hamesha sacchai ki hi sath deta hai. Mein, jo bhi kehta hoon usme sacchai ka ansh hota hai.
Kavin (to Rajat): Thoda km karo. Warna ghar ka darwaza khula hai.
Rajat: Oh, sorry.
S.f.: Waise, tum bohot tez the school mein.
Rajat: Aapki beti bhi toh thi. Bilkul aunty ji ki tarah master mind thi. Sach hi kaha na meine aunty? Of course mein sach hi toh kahuna. Wah wah wah! Sawan ki ghata chayi hai.
At the same time Purvi and Shreya comes.
Shreya (to Kavin): Yeh Rajat kr kya rha hai? Is he mad?
Kavin( To Purvi and Shreya):Hai nhi , meine banaya. Meine hi kaha tha, Mami ji ko filmonka bda shauk hai. Ha Ha ha. Ab aayega maza. Mami ji pe impression mar rha hai.
Rajat: sawan ki ghata chayi, yeh dekh ke dil jhuma, li pyaar ne phir angadai, deewana hua badal.
Purvi: Rajat? Kya ho raha hai yaha? Tumhe pta hai kisine tumhe pagal banaya hai.
Rajat: Pagal tha mein pehle ya ab ho gaya hoon? Aunty ji.
S.m.(controlling anger): Ha beta?
Rajat: Kyon naye lag rahe hain ye dharati gagan,Mainne puchha to boli ye pagali pawan,Pyaar hua chupake se, ye kya hua chupake se.
Kavin (Controlling laughter): Matlab?
Rajat: Ho, ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Jaise khilta gulaab, jaise shayar ka khwaab;Jaise ujali kiran, jaise ban mein hiran;Jaise chandni raat, jaise narmi baat;Jaise mandir mein ho ek jalta diya...
Ho, ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga
Shreya (angrily): Tumhe jaisa lg rha hai,woh lagne do. Hme kyun bta rhe ho? Hamare ghar kyun aaye ho? Jao, Tarika ke gharwalon pe jamao yeh impression. Mere mamma pr kyun jma rhe ho? Aur yeh dramabazi band kar do.
Purvi: Ha, yeh Talat Mahmood ke gane gana band kar do.
Kavin: May be kishore kumar.
Shreya: Kumar Sanu.
Purvi:Ha yaar, wohi.
Rajat: Ek second, ek second.
Shreya: Yaha samay bachao. Yeh ek second Tarika ke ghar mein kaam aayega.
Rajat: Mein Tarika ke ghar kyun jaun?
Shreya: Jis pe marte ho, uske ghar jake yeh pyar bhari nazmein sunao.
Rajat: What?
S.m.: Kya? Are hmne toh Shreya ke liye tumse baat karna samajha tha. Isiliye itni der tumhari nautanki dekh raha hoon mein.
Rajat: Nhi aunty,mein toh Shreya se hi pyaar karta hoon, Aapko galat faimi ho rahi hai.
Voice: Ha Shreya, Rajat mujhse nhi tumse shadi karna chahata hai. Woh tumse pyaar karta hai.
S.f.: Tarika, Abhijit, aap yaha?
Abhijit: Uncle hamne shadi kar li.
Rajat: Kya? Aaj toh shock pe shock mil rahe hai mujhe.
Purvi: Shadi kr li?
Tarika: Ha. Papa Mumma se puchne mein dar lagta tha, isliye hm bhagh gaye.
Voice: Pr hm bilkul mana nhi karte. Hamne toh tumhe azadi di thi beta.
Tarika: Mumma? Aap?
Tarika father: Hme pata tha, tum yahi aaoge. Kyunki dost hai aapke yeh.
S.m.: Toh, ab jodiyan pakki. Rajat, tumhe koi problem toh nahi na Shreya se.
Rajat: Problem biwi se nhi saale se hai. Kavin ke bacche...
Kavin: Purvi, bacha mujhe. Yaar meine mazak kia tha. Dekh teri future ki biwi ka present bhai hoon mein.
Shreya: Bs karo ab.
Tarika: Mujhe parso Mumbai pohochana hai guys.
Rajat: Oh my god, mujhe bhi join karna hai.
Purvi: Rahenge kaha?
Kavin: Ghar mein.
Rajat: Ha. Yeh tera ghar yeh mera ghar...
S.m.: Bs baba , bs Kar. Hath jodti hoon.
S.f.: ha ha ha.
This is the end of the chapter.
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