Loud Murphy's Law
Party of Lincoln
I...Live...Again.
Sorry. I get so bored I amuse myself. Anyways! I'm back! And better than ever. I am so sorry I haven't updated in a while but I'm back. I strongly advise you to read my 'little' note at the end. It will clear up some of the confusion you might get when reading this.
Just some reviews before we start:
Mr. Haziq: Yes. They will meet Doofenshmirtz and there will be that big finale crossover episode. Now you might be confused since Phineas and Ferb live in Danville and not Royal woods. For answers on this matter, read the note at the end.
OMAC001: Thanks. I personally think she deserves a bit more characterization than she gets in the show. And she'll definitely need it when she meets a certain group of people...
ssnoah4: Thanks. You guy's support means a lot to me (:
Gamelover41592: "What can I say except you're welcome?"
(Please note that I do not own The Loud House or Milo Murphy's Law.)
Theme Song
Look at that sun, Look at that sky,
Look at my polo shirt I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, Look at that tree,
It's about as big as my family.
WHOA!
Today is gonna be exceptional.
Never boring even for a minute,
It's the loud house and we're all living in it!
WHOA!
(We're all living in it)
WHOA!
Never boring even for a minute,
It's the loud house and we're all living in it
Somewhere In Royal woods, a bunch of trucks full of ice cream were being loaded and shipped.
"Yeah it's a truckload of ice cream. What's the worst that could happen?" A worker asked while talking on his phone.
In a different part of Royal woods, a truckload of cake was being loaded and shipped.
"Yeah. Cake's all loaded up, we'll be there. What's the worst that could happen?" a worker asked while talking on his phone.
An another part of Royals woods, a bunch of TNT was being loaded onto an airplane.
"Yeah, we're loading the dynamite onto the plane now. What's the worst that could happen?" A worker said on his phone.
In Lincoln's school, Lincoln was going to use a water fountain. He leaned his head forward to use it, but before he could the water fountain's pipes burst open and sprayed water on him. He fought against the water pressure, eventually making it stop, only for the water to suddenly burst again and splash him to the ground. When he got up, he saw that Clyde and Ronnie Anne had walked up to him.
"It's okay. I have a dry change of clothes in my backpack." Lincoln said with a smile as Leni and Lori walked past them on their way to class.
"And that's good too. You'll need it for your sur-" Leni said with a smile before being cut off by Lori as she slammed her hand over Leni's mouth.
"HEY LENI! How about later today I show you that building that looks like an F?" Lori asked abruptly.
"Ooh! That would be totes amazing! I think I heard some people say that a pharmacist lives there" Leni said as she and Lori walked to off to get to class. Lincoln held a raised eyebrow at them before he shrugged it off.
"I'll see you guys in class" Lincoln said as he walked off to go change his clothes. Clyde then turned to Ronnie Anne with a confused look.
"What was all that about?" Clyde asked.
"Today is Lame-o's birthday and Leni almost spoiled it. Again" Ronnie Anne said as she gained a deadpanned look at the end of her answer.
"So is he gonna have a party?" Clyde asked.
"Yeah, but the last time everyone went to one it did not end well and because of that, Lincoln always insists that they only invite immediate family, Lincoln's grandpa, and me." Ronnie Anne said.
"That's kinda sad. Doesn't he miss having a birthday party with the rest of his friends?" Clyde asked as Ronnie Anne's phone rang. She pulled it out to see that she was getting a call from Lynn Sr.
"Hey Mr. Loud" Ronnie Anne said as she answered the call and put her camera on.
"Hey Ronnie Anne. Say, do you think we should invite Clyde and if so, can you ask him if he has proper coverage?" Lynn Sr. said on the phone.
"He's right here actually." Ronnie Anne said as she gave the phone to Clyde.
"Hi Lincoln's dad. Yes, my dads have insurance. Also, could we invite some of Lincoln's friends from school?" Clyde asked.
"Uh hold on. Uh sweetie? Clyde and Ronnie Anne were wondering if they could invite Lincoln's friends from school to his birthday party. Is that okay with you?" Lynn Sr. asked as he looked to his wife who was off screen.
"As long as they all sign the waivers" Rita said off screen. Lynn Sr. then looked back at the camera.
"Well it's alright with Rita so yeah. You can invite Lincoln's friends from school. Of course we'll have to Murphy proof the house a bit more than usual but that shouldn't be much of a problem. Oh! We also need to keep him busy this afternoon. Even with Lori distracting Leni, he might still find out." Lynn Sr replied.
"Don't worry. We'll handle that. Talk to you later Mr. Loud!" Ronnie Anne said as she hung up. Afterwards, the water fountain malfunctioned and began to slightly tear out of the wall from built up water pressure.
"Why is it doing that? No one pressed the button." Clyde said as the water fountain shot out of the wall, crashing into a nearby student. Clyde and Ronnie Anne were confused until they looked around and saw Lincoln, who was still wearing what looked like the same clothes.
"Oh. That's why." Ronnie Anne said with a smirk.
"Hi guys." Lincoln said as he pulled a wrench out of his backpack and proceeded to loosen the pipe, stopping the water from bursting out of it.
"Uh, did you even change?" Clyde asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Of course I changed. I have like 30 of these." Lincoln said as he motioned his hands towards his outfit, to which Ronnie Anne raised an eyebrow.
"What are you? A cartoon character?" She asked
"Well I don't see you guys wearing anything different" Lincoln said with his arms crossed.
"Fair enough" They said in unison.
Throughout the day Ronnie Anne and Clyde gave invitations to kids from their school. They also went around asking the residents of Royal woods if they wanted to come as well. Unfortunately, some people thought it would be dangerous even though they were doing very dangerous activities such as swimming with eels, but most people agreed to come. Eventually Ronnie Anne had to distract Lincoln so she devised a plan. So she went out and bought a fake arm cast.
Lincoln was currently on his rooftop fixing his satellite dish after it malfunctioned due to Murphy's law.
"Lame-O! What's up?!" Ronnie Anne yelled to him on the ground of his backyard.
"Oh hey Ronnie Anne! Just fixing the satellite dish" Lincoln said as he put down one of Lana's tools that he borrowed from her. He then looked at Ronnie Anne and noticed that she had an arm cast.
"What happened to your arm?" Lincoln asked.
"I sprained it. Problem is my brother has an important package he needs to be picked up at the mall, but I can't do it with this arm. Can you do me a favor and pick it up for me?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Sure. I mean, think of all the times you helped me when I had a sprained arm. Or leg. Or splint. Or tongue. Or finger" Lincoln answered as he started walking to the front yard, before Ronnie Anne interrupted him.
"Twice" Ronnie Anne said before Lincoln continued.
"Or clavicle. Or rib cage. Or metatarsal." Lincoln said as he got on his bike (which seemed to be on the verge of breaking) and rode off. Clyde then came out of from the other side of the house.
"Wow. That took a lot less convincing than I expected." Clyde said.
"Yeah. I thought I would have had to use the doe eyes." Ronnie Anne said as she made a puppy dog face, complete with puppy dog eyes.
"Use only in case of emergency." Ronnie Anne said as she returned her face to normal.
"Wait, what if he shows up too early to the party?" Clyde asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Don't worry Clyde. I'm way ahead of you." Ronnie Anne said as she pulled out her phone and called someone.
Meanwhile somewhere else in Royal woods, Eliot was helping some people cross the street.
"Be sure to watch your step. And I mean that 2 ways. I mean watch your step and watch your step" Eliot said as the people raised an eyebrow at him before walking away. His phone then ringed and he answered the call.
"Eliot here." Eliot said.
"Hey is this Eliot who monitors local safety violations?" Ronnie Anne said on the phone.
"Well 'Safety first' is certainly one of my six safety related mottos." Eliot said as Ronnie Anne rolled her eyes at his obsession with safety. She quickly calmed herself down to not sound rude to Eliot as she knew he would probably go on a rant about it.
"I'd like to report a violation. I just saw Lincoln Murphy Loud riding his bike and it is nearly destroyed. It could fall apart at any minute." Ronnie Anne said.
"You had me at Lincoln Murphy Loud" Eliot said as he hung up. Ronnie Anne saw that Clyde was staring at her with a raised eyebrow.
"What?" Ronnie Anne asked.
"Why do you have Eliot saved on your phone?" Clyde asked to which Ronnie Anne just shrugged.
Meanwhile Lincoln was riding his nearly broken bike around, obviously having to dodge stuff like falling street lights, tree branches, barrels, and a bunch of other stuff. Unfortunately, the next obstacle was something he could not dodge. It was a stop sign being held by Eliot.
"Stop, Lincoln" Eliot said as he turned the sign around so that it displayed Lincoln's name. Lincoln immediately rolled his eyes.
"Eliot, can't you ever leave me alone?" Lincoln asked, annoyed by Eliot. As he said this, he got of his seat and stood next to his bike, still holding the steering of the bike.
"No! You're a danger to Royal woods and it's my job to be the counter-measurement to that!" Eliot said.
"Well you don't do a very good job at it." Lincoln said as he felt both tires of his bike pop and deflate.
"See? This is exactly what I'm tal-"Eliot started before he was interrupted by the sound of the wheels falling off entirely, with Lincoln still standing and holding the top half of the bike in place as if nothing happened.
"This is wha-" Eliot started again before being cut off by the bike again as the peddling wheels fell off.
"This is-" Eliot started before being cut off as the bike seat fell off.
"Do you mind?!" Eliot yelled before he took a short pause, to which nothing fell apart. He took this as a sign and tried to say his statement again.
"Thi-" Eliot said before there rest of the bike fell apart and joined the pile of bike parts that were on the sidewalk.
"OH COME ON!" Eliot yelled as Lincoln took a pondering look at his now destroyed bike. He really didn't want to deal with Eliot anymore but he couldn't just run off. Even though Eliot seemed like an unfit nerd to some of the Loud's, he could definitely give Lynn a literal run for her money. After all, he had a lot of experience running after Lincoln and/or running away from Murphy's Law. Lincoln had to find a way to distract Eliot so he could get away. He suddenly got an idea before he started rummaging through his backpack.
"Eliot, you might wanna duck" Lincoln said as Eliot ducked, expecting something to hit him in the head.
"No, I mean you might want this duck." Lincoln said as he pulled out a duck from his backpack.
"I found him wandering around traffic earlier and I figured with you being the safety czar" Lincoln said as he put air quotes around safety czar with his fingers.
"Why are you using air quotes?" Eliot said, considering the possibility of Lincoln's sarcasm. Lincoln just ignored his question and continued his statement.
"I thought you might be able to get him somewhere safe." Lincoln said. Eliot took a short pause before he said something.
"Well there is a little pond right over. Don't move! Do not go anywhere!" Eliot said as he grabbed the duck and walked backwards to the pond, trying to keep his eyesight on Lincoln. Once Eliot got to the pond he placed the duck on the ground while still keeping is line of sight in Lincoln. This was interrupted though as the duck then started attacking Eliot, to which he screamed in terror. Lincoln laughed a little as he watched the Duck chase Eliot around in circles and even into the pond. Lincoln then ran off, realizing his plan had worked.
Eliot saw Lincoln run off, but couldn't give chase after him because of the duck that was harassing him.
"CURSE YOU, LINCOLN THE DISASTER MAGNE-" Eliot screamed, before he was interrupted by the duck pecking him on the top of his head.
"OW! HEY!" Eliot yelled in pain before swimming away in a desperate attempt to get away from the duck.
Meanwhile at the Loud's backyard, they set up a bunch of tables and some orange and blue balloons. All the loud sisters were doing everything to decorate and/or Murphy proof the party, with Lynn working a lot harder and faster than usual. Most of the sisters assumed she was getting worried that Lincoln wouldn't be happy with his party, causing her to work overtime.
"Lori, when are we gonna see that building?" Leni asked as she hung up another balloon, to which Lori went wide-eyed. She actually said that in the heat of the moment so she could distract Leni and as a result she wasn't really expecting Leni to bring it up again. She quickly thought of way to explain to her that they weren't going.
"Leni, do you know how far I would have to drive to get there? Besides, It's just a building. And even if there is a pharmacist that lives there, he's literally a pharmacist. He doesn't do much." Lori said deadpanned. As Lori said this, Lynn Sr and Rita came out into the front yard with boxes full of helmets.
"It's a shame Dad couldn't make it today." Rita said in a sad tone as she placed the boxes on one of the tables. She had gotten a call from her father about him not being able to make it to Lincoln's party. When Rita asked why, he said something about Sue not letting him, to which he told Rita to wish Lincoln a happy birthday for him.
"I'm sure Lincoln will understand. Alright Louds! Time to go over the checklist!" Lynn Sr yelled to the Loud sisters, to which they all stopped what they were doing and Looked to him.
"Fire retardant netting?" Lynn Sr asked as one of the kids answered.
"Check" Lori said.
"Radiation screens?" Lynn Sr asked.
"Affirmative" Lisa answered.
"Don't worry dad. We've lived with Lincoln for 11 years now. We haven't forgotten anything we need to Murphy proof the house" Lynn Jr said confidently.
"Well then let's get back to it Louds." Lynn Sr said as the Louds went back to decorating.
"Hmm...I wonder why no one has shown up yet..." Rita said as she held her chin."
Meanwhile at the mall, Lincoln walked up to a drive-through window and gave a guy the package ticket. The guy came back a few seconds later and handed Lincoln the package.
"Wow. That was convenient. All malls should have drive-through windows." Lincoln said casually as he walked back home. As he was walking, a wrecking ball came rolling in front of him, to which he stopped walking and let it pass him. He then walked forward before a street light could fall on him. He then took a step to the right to avoid a falling toilet, then a step to the left to avoid a falling safe, and then another step to the right to avoid a kite that would have hit him in the face.
"Hm. It's kind of a light day" Lincoln said with a smile.
Back at the Loud's residential specific area, Lisa was holding what looked like a remote controller with only one button. The Louds had finished setting up all of the decorations. They also had set up a cake, and each sister got Lincoln a present.
"Okay everyone. Clear the perimeter. And Murphy's law counter measures engaged" Lisa said as she pressed the button, causing all the Murphy's law stuff that they prepared to activate. Everyone cheered in delight as Clyde and Ronnie Anne came into the backyard with sad looks on their faces. Rita noticed this and walked over to them.
"Ronnie Anne, is something wrong?" Rita asked.
"Um, yeah we've got a problem. Lincoln's friends aren't coming." Ronnie Anne said sadly.
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled at the news before they heard someone else yell too.
"WHAT?!" Lincoln yelled form the back door as everyone gained a frightened look.
"What do you mean?" Lincoln asked everyone. No one wanted to answer Lincoln, and who would want to? Who would want to break a kid's heart by saying that no one was gonna show up to his party? Unfortunately for them, Lincoln was persistent, not giving up until he got an answer. After they realized that there was no way out of this situation, Clyde decided to be the one who would tell them.
"Lincoln, we we're planning your birthday party and we invited everyone, but no one is coming. I'm really sorry your birthday is ruined." Clyde said as he looked to the ground in shame. What happened next made everyone's eyes go wide.
Lincoln started laughing, holding his stomach in slight pain. He then looked to Clyde before speaking.
"Clyde, my birthday isn't ruined. I kind of knew this was gonna happen." Lincoln said with a smile.
"Wait how?" Clyde asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Do you really think everyone in our school can handle Murphy's Law?" Lincoln asked deadpanned.
"Oh." Clyde said blankly.
"I always insist we don't invite anyone because I know they can't handle Murphy's Law like you and Ronnie Anne can. And honestly, I don't care." Lincoln said while still holding his smile.
"What? Why?" Clyde asked, still confused.
"I don't care because I know they would probably only come for cake and food. That's what they did the last time they came." Lincoln said.
"But they're your friends! Shouldn't you care about your friends?" Clyde asked.
"I do care about my friends." Lincoln said as he placed a hand on Clyde's should.
"My real friends." Lincoln said with a smile.
"Besides. I'm still here with my family. And that's all that matters." Lincoln said as his sisters 'aww'ed and hugged him.
"Though I do wish something cool would happen." Lincoln said.
As he said this, an explosion of cake, ice cream and TNT rained out in the sky, causing it to rain ice cream and cake on all of the Louds.
"Now that is cool" Lincoln said as he pointed to where the explosion was. They all stared blankly at the explosion before Lynn Sr broke the silence.
"So. Who want cake?"
IT'S THE LOUD HOUSE AND WE'RE ALL LIVING IN IT!
...I'm so sorry. High school sure is a platypus. But I'm back. So I want to have a schedule of one chapter every weekend, so if there's ever a time to get your hopes up for a new chapter, it's on Saturdays. But since today for me is the start of winter break, I'll probably be firing up a few chapters during the break. As I said, next episode will be "No spoilers." Also, If you're wondering how old Lincoln is now, He's now 11. He was 10 before this chapter. Now, on to the "Phineas-and-Ferb-live-in-Danville-Not-Royal-Woods" issue. I read the Phineas and Ferb wiki to try and get a full understanding of this issue and according to Dan Povenmire on the wiki, Danville is never in a specific place. It's just always where it needs to be for the episode. Think of that like this. Royal woods is the next town over. That's why Lori says that she would have to drive very far to get to Doofensmirtz Evil Inc. And (while this may or may not happen), if I ever made Ronnie Anne move to Great Lakes City, the city would be replaced by Danville. That also means there is potential for a side story of Ronnie Anne going on adventures with Phineas and Ferb. Not making any promises though.