A/N: So I was having trouble finding a song to do for Ahsoka's Google Translate revenge. My sister helped me out with it.
I did not translate this one, I found it on YouTube. It's 'Go the Distance' from Hercules. I have not watched this movie, but I've made up my mind to watch it (and Hamilton, and MIB, and Star Trek, and... you know what, forget it XD). So, here it is!
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Anakin had a peaceful day on leave in his quarters... until Ahsoka decided to get revenge for the mishap in the mess hall...
Ahsoka walked up to Anakin. At first he could have mistaken her for a kriffing senator.
She was dressed in a cream-colored dress that looked like something he'd seen Padme wear once.
"Uh... hey, Snips, what...?"
She pointed up, and a deep voice sounded through the room, accompanied by music.
"The time has come for you to realize your destiny... and become the hero you were always meant to be..."
She flopped down on the couch next to Anakin. "They often smoke."
"Uh... what?"
"Ahem." the deep voice said.
"It is free." Ahsoka replied, restraining herself from looking at her master so she wouldn't laugh.
"Look, Ahsoka, who have you got in the vent?"
"Where is that festive day? Expecting..."
"Ahsoka!"
She shrugged.
"Look, Ahsoka-"
"People will be right when I see my Russia, continues to speak and vote."
"What are you doing?!"
"I want to be here..."
"Okay, Snips, that's great, but-"
"I'm tired of my way, I cannot go." She crossed her arms.
"Well-"
"Let me go here." she insisted.
"Ahsoka. What. Is. Going. On-"
"I can make power."
"What?"
"I love email!"
"What in the galaxy is email?"
"Ahsoka, now is not the time."
"I deserve this." she replied defiantly.
"Okay."
"I could not have a lot of land... I'm like myself."
"You do not know yourself truly yet, Ahsoka. You must go and find out who you really are!"
Ahsoka jumped up, running to the window. "I'm going!"
"Thank you!"
"Ahsoka, stop, you're being genuinely freaky-"
"I can leave." she said, running back to the couch.
"No, no, wait-"
"I do not care, I will be the same."
She sat down, throwing the blanket over herself and grabbing a bowl. "I know some millet."
"Ahsoka, stop this at once!"
"My time is very important."
"Well, aren't you special."
"I will never go there. Please ask me where I am."
For once, Anakin was completely weirded out into silence.
"Ahsoka, I know exactly where you are, you lazy bone! You're in bed when you should be on your journey! Meet the love of your life! Save your people! Ahsoka... let me break it to you. You're a god! You must regain your immortality by becoming a true hero! Good luck."
She got off of the couch again and walked back to the window.
I will want to. I can walk away!" She returned once more to the couch.
"No!"
"Save the earth! Fear, vainglorious and power!"
"Ahsoka!"
"Thanks, I can't do that." She jumped back on the couch. "Hello Hilary me!"
"You're not Hilary!"
"Oh my Force! Yes! I! Am!" she sang, holding out the note.
"Ahsoka! Stop holding that note forever! Oh well, we tried..."
Ahsoka pulled the blanket over her face.
The room was silent for exactly eleven point three seconds.
Until Hardcase fell from the vent in the ceiling.
Ahsoka ran to help him up, looked at Anakin, and burst out laughing.
Anakin rolled his eyes. "Okay, I'm pretty sure I drove you insane. Let's go find a Mind Healer or something."
Ahsoka almost fell over, she was laughing so hard. Finally, Anakin had to laugh too.
"Okay, that was... interesting. You're a little weirdo."
She giggled. "Revenge makes people do weird things."
"Oh. That's what that was."
Hardcase smiled. "We can do it again anytime, Commander. That was fun."
Ahsoka smiled, showing Anakin her teeth. "Oh, we will."
A/N: And I finally did it! If you want more of these, let me know! ;)