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Thinking

Emphasis

Biju, etc. speaking

Naru woke up later that evening still feeling tired from her intensive session with Sakura-san. She changed into her nightgown and cleaned up to get ready for bed, but wanted to check on Kakashi-sama before retiring again for the evening. She had at least that much energy left in her tank. Plus, Kakashi-sama always left one of his dogs - no, his ninken, he would tell her - to stay with her and she liked to talk and play with them into the night before going to sleep. She wrote in her journals at night, too, something that Sakura-san and some of the nurses at the horrid, smelly hospital had encouraged her to do.

When she peeked into the Hokage's office, she found the man scowling at his paperwork, looking like he wanted to set it aflame with his eyes - or eye, as he had his headband slanted over that red eye of his. For some reason when he was with her, he would usually pull his headband up. Is he growling? Honestly, she often thought that he either spent way too much time with his dogs or that he was part dog, himself!

Kakashi was internally cursing the idiots who placed a councilman's supposed chunin-level son in ANBU. The mission report he was reviewing showed that the moron had nearly gotten his team either killed or captured. Every member of the team had ended up injured, two severely because of his incompetency. That brat was coming out of ANBU now whether his parents liked it or not and doing Tora missions for a month! I'm going to personally oversee his re-assessment. Bullshit if this little fucker's a chunin… His parents should be thanking their lucky stars the brat's even alive at this point! He rapidly made notes on the report and brought out more paperwork, snickering as he assigned the Tora missions for the little asshole. Scratch his face off, kitty! "Oh, you're awake!"

Naru nodded and rubbed her eyes. "Wanted to check up on you."

"Checking up on me? Maa, that's nice of you. I was just facing the never-ending battle," Kakashi sighed, looking behind him at the unbelievable amount of paperwork he still had to go through. Honestly, there had to be a better way. Screw it for now, though. Nice to be checked up on. He used to check up on Naruto a lot, bringing him the vegetables he hated, making sure his place wasn't getting broken into anymore. Should have done it when he was younger. He felt terrible about that.

"You okay?" Naru walked up to him frowning. The man not only looked tired but sad - and earlier had looked pretty angry, too. "You need to go to bed."

"Oh ho! At last, an invitation. I whole-heartedly accept," Kakashi replied, full of humor as he wrapped his arms around her. She gaped at him and blushed up to her blonde roots.

"N-No, you giant perv! I - you - I meant, you look tired, you idiot!" she replied, trying and failing to push the strong idiot away from her.

"Mou, so mean, Naru-chan! And we could get really good sleep after a few romps in the hay, ne?"

The blonde squawked and covered her face with her hands. "Do you ever stop being a pervert?!" The man holding her shook his head no as he smiled indulgently at her. How did this guy get to be a leader of a village?! "I was trying to find out if you needed anything, you… you…"

"Aa, but I just told you what I needed!" More true than I should admit. Taking his hands from around the woman, he placed them on her arms, rubbing them up and down slowly. He needed to get a hold of himself. "So what did you have in mind?"

"Oh! I don't know. If you're staying up, do you want some coffee or something? I'll make it for you," Naru said, tilting her head cutely at the man.

"That would actually be very nice. I could definitely use it. I'll be up all night with this crap..." He watched the blonde run away from his office and down the hallway quickly, her white nightgown flowing behind her. "Next time I'll find a sheerer one," he muttered to himself.

Naru stood in the breakroom of the Tower, staring at the coffee in her hands. Hmm. She knew that Kakashi-sama took his coffee black with one sugar, but there was no sugar in the little thingy - no artificial ones either. Aa: honey! That will do! She peeled apart the honey container and found that it was kind of congealed. Weird - oh well. She used a knife to get it out and stirred it into his coffee. Doesn't seem like enough. I'll put some more in. She yawned, adding a second and third container into his coffee, then took it back to the silver-haired man and sat down across from his desk.

Kakashi smelled the coffee and grimaced. Why does this have an apple scent? Well, Naruto had nearly always screw up his coffee, too; he supposed it was to be expected. Naru had noticed the look on his face and tried to get up but Kakashi stopped her. "Sit with me a bit, Naru-chan. I'd really like your company." He took a sip of his coffee.

Oh Kami, it looks like he's going to be sick. "I'm sorry," she said, beginning to explain.

"Maa, that's all right. Just - is that apple jelly that you substituted for sugar? Interesting choice…"

Naru's eyes went wide. Crap! The containers had been upside down and she didn't read them! It looked like honey. I'm an idiot! "There wasn't any sugar, so… I'm sorry, I should've been more careful." She looked down sheepishly.

"No, it's just a little weird. Here, I'm sure you're wondering," Kakashi said, stepping away from his desk and making his way towards her, he tried not to smile as he took a little revenge out on the beautiful blonde. He tilted her questioning face up towards him and planted a kiss on her lips. She sucked in a gasp which allowed him entrance to dramatically deepen the kiss.

He slanted his lips over her and held on to her shoulders as he explored every bit of her mouth. Stop me now or I'll lose it, hime. Surprising him, she ran her hands into his hair and began kissing him back, entangling his tongue with her own. He pried himself away from her though, finally - he knew she wasn't ready for what he so wanted and no matter what, he wasn't the kind of man to force himself on anyone - especially her.

He needed to step away from her, to get away, before he lost control, but then she stood up and hugged him, looking up into his eyes. He took a deep breath, about to speak.

"What's that?" Naru asked, looking down at his erection.

Is she serious?! "Uhm…"

"Is that... Oh my god, did you put a banana down your pants?" Naru asked, actually grabbing at the supposed banana. Kakashi took a shuttering breath and moved unconsciously backwards. "No it's not! It's a sausage! One of those knotted sausages," she said, two hands now on the "sausage," all but chasing the Hokage around the room. "What the hell else do you have in there, you goof?!"

Kakashi tripped on something and fell backwards as she stroked his balls and he shrieked. "Don't scream like a little girl! What the hell?! Are those brussel sprouts or something? In a purse? The fuck, Kakashi?" Naru asked, still holding on to and/or stroking his goods while she questioned him, as the man completely freaked out.

"You eat your food, you don't put it down your pants and play with it!" Naru harshly scolded, and with that statement, yanked down the Hokage's pants and boxers. The man himself sunshinned out, leaving her holding said items in her hands. She heard the front doors of the Tower opening and closing and she took off running to follow the idiot who had run off half-naked, still holding his clothes in her hands.