Welcome back to the Mortal Kombat Intros! Today, we get a small dose of star power, as the Jean Claude Van-Damme parody himself Johnny Cage enters the ring! So let's not waste a minute! It's showtime!
Johnny Cage: You sound like this guy I worked with once.
Spyro: Should I take that as a complement or an insult?
Johnny Cage: Complement. That Elijah kid was awesome!
Spyro: Will you stop leaving weird rings on my bunk?!
Johnny Cage: Moved past your Precious, eh?
Spyro: Cynder holds that title, not some piece of jewelry.
Johnny Cage: We're filming this, right?
Spyro: I think Cassie's got the camera set up.
Johnny Cage: This is going to kill the summer box office.
Spyro: How the heck did you defeat Shinnok?!
Johnny Cage: He underestimated the power of the Cage.
Spyro: At least your ego's intact.
Johnny Cage: A war hero marries a defector war criminal.
Spyro: That's how Cynder and I met, what of it?
Johnny Cage: Sounds like a weird romance film plot. I dig it.
Spyro: So they're making a movie about me?
Johnny Cage: And your's truly is auditioning. Any pointers?
Spyro: Go for Sparx. You're pretty much his twin.
Johnny Cage: Do I at least get a swing at Ermac in this new timeline?
Spyro: Pretty sure you finished him off. Why?
Johnny Cage: Let's just say I owe him for my knee.
Spyro: Has anyone told you how unbearable you are?
Johnny Cage: Some say that's part of the charm.
Spyro: I see no charm in it.
Johnny Cage: I'm a bit hesitant on this one.
Spyro: Since when did you turn down a film?
Johnny Cage: Video game movies always suck.
Spyro: How does someone like you end up with Sonya?
Johnny Cage: Time wore away the asshole facade I built up, I guess.
Spyro: Surprisingly poetic coming from you, Cage.
Bonus: Johnny Cage Announcer Lines: Spyro
The Legend Himself!
He Seriously Thought He Was A Dragonfly?
Purple Dragon of Prophecy.
St. Elmo's Fire.
Fires of Mount Doom!