"Thanks for the ride!" Ganondorf said in a mocking tone "You're a funny guy!"
After Ganondorf got away from his green foe and the blue speed rat he found himself wondering around the most strangest and funniest place he had ever seen. It was as if the red plumber had suddenly gone mad, and Ganondorf found this to be highly amusing as his mind played though all the possibilities.
It was when he got a bit upset that a sushi bar that he was fond of was closed, and he may have broken a window or two, as well as breaking the kitchen door, when a cop arriving in his car tried to intervene with Ganondorf's attempt at getting his favorite ramen and miso soup.
Ganondorf was polite to the police officer, and was willing to comply when he told him to freeze and raise his hands in the air. In fact, the restaurant owners would be in for a surprise when they find that they now have an ice chandelier in the shape of a man who's arms and body had been broken in at least 50 different places.
Ganondorf walked out of the restaurant after settling on a few rolls and some soup, and seeing that the cop won't be needing his car anymore, decided to borrow it. Driving through the new mushroom kingdom was like a trip to the candy store for him. He gazed in awe at everything around him, from all the red flags to all the police men marching as if at war, to all the people walking around as if they were surrounded by snipers and are walking on a minefield.
"Oh my poor, poor little red friend." Ganondorf cackled as he slowly began to comprehend what is going on "Did you really do all of this? Because of me? I'm so touched! Linky can't even muster this kind of gift for me." Ganondorf made a face as if he was reliving his happiest memory as he watched what looked to be an entire army of cops going down a street that was decorated by the red flags
"I kind of wish that I strapped that pink princess to the bomb. It would have made it so much cooler, and funnier." Ganondorf said as if every word he said caused intense pleasure "That's all you fight for. A woman. I mean, that's so boring. The speed rat fights for nature, those trainers fight for glory, Linky fights to protect his home, or whatever. Note to self, try easy mode for a bit, then settle on the hard mode. I am getting bored of losing to that Linky."
That was when all the screens around Ganondorf changed to show a good ally of his, a grey hedgehog called, Meph…Mephi…whatshisname looking as if he had a bad day. When Ganondorf saw the green plumber stomping on that grey hedgehog, Ganondorf laughed hysterically. He couldn't believe what he is hearing and seeing. Not only had that idiotic red plumber become just as sane as he is, but so did his cowardly brother and Ganondorf's mind went crazy thinking of all the possibilities of who else had become just like the red fool.
What would that Linky be like if he joined Mario? No, Ganondorf knew that he would never join someone like that, and judging by what was said, that Blue rat was also not on the red plumber's side. However, Ganondorf felt himself smiling at the very thought of what the others would be like. The robot man would be cool, that yellow ball that likes to eat would be funny, and he wondered what that angel would be like. Ganondorf's mind played though all the endless possibilities as he roared down the streets.
Finally getting bored of racing down the streets, Ganondorf moved the car to an endless parking lot for an oversized plaza that was smothered in darkness and placed in the middle of nowhere, to take a look at what is in stock inside this police car. Aside from all the weak weapons like guns and all that, Ganondorf found a tiny amount of money that he took nonetheless, a red hat which he found fun to rip apart to ribbons, and even a large book.
The very first page made Ganondorf burst into fits of laughter and tears as his suspicions were correct as it described how he had made that red idiot the man he is now, however the book almost immediately stopped being entertaining as it went into why all criminals should be met with instant death, about the blue speed rat's resistance which mildly amused Ganondorf, but he quickly felt himself falling asleep reading it.
"Oh your too dull" Ganondorf said throwing the book out of the window, which destroyed a lamp post and a kiosk window "I want more entertainment. This place is so funny and yet I can't see a good enough sign. Where is the sign that read's 'This way to Ganondorf Land!' or 'If you want to enjoy the world where Ganondorf made Mario Ganondorf 2, please take a left turn for 20 miles'. Yet all I see is a comedy club that is pretending to be 'edgy' and 'dark' and 'serious'. Where's all the fun when you made a man who he is and can't find a suitable place to celebrate?"
Ganondorf fake yawned loudly, as he stepped out of the police car, and patted it as if it was some kind of pet. "Stay here little one. Daddy will be back soon."
Ganondorf looked around the plaza, as if expecting to see such a sign pointing at the right direction. He saw boring bars, pubs, restaurants, and stores. All of them selling dull stuff like books, clothes, hats and…
Ganondorf blinked rapidly. In between the hat store and a book shop was what looked to be a BBQ restaurant, and on the window was a crude drawing and well as… Ganondorf had to double check at what he was looking at, but written on the window was his name. Ganondorf.
Ganondorf smiled at this. The crude drawing of him doesn't matter. Strolling up the restaurant as if on a date on a park, Ganondorf laughed as he knew that this would be the perfect place to enjoy whatever labours he did, and even laugh with others just like him.