"Dad!" A loud yell was heard throughout the village.
A certain black haired male perked up as he heard the cry.
"What's wrong?" Itachi asks the blonde that had attached himself to his father figure.
"S-Sasuke said th-that you don't love me anymore because I-I wouldn't agree to his s-spar!" Naruto cries.
Itachi sighs at his little brother that had walked behind his blonde son with his arms crossed.
"What? That's the only way I could get him to agree to spar with me." Sasuke grunts.
"Hmm... You're lucky you didn't say that to Deidara. God knows what he'll do if you said that he wouldn't love Naruto because of a spar." Itachi says as he brushes Naruto's hair with his hand.
Sasuke chokes slightly and shivers at the mention of a certain long haired blonde.
"A-Anyways. He's always like this!" Sasuke complains and gestures to Naruto who actually had used Henge to transform himself to a 4 year old.
"Like what?" Itachi asks.
"Everytime he runs to you, he always looks like a baby." Sasuke says.
4 year old Naruto gasps dramatically at that and cries louder.
"Dad! S-Sasuke called me a b-b-baby! 'm not a baby!" Naruto wails.
"Sasuke." Itachi sighs once again. "You know that he's more sensitive at this stage so why do you have to make him cry?"
Sasuke scowls because he definitely was not pouting.
"You're always more lenient to him when he's like this." Sasuke mutters.
"Of course I am. How long do you think I've had to pretend he was my son a year ago?" Itachi raises an eyebrow.
"Touchè." Sasuke sighs.
"Itachi! Un!" A loud yell was heard before something blonde crashed into the poor man, gripping his shirt tightly.
"Deidara..." Itachi groans out a greeting.
"Where is he?! My Naruto Senses was tingling! He's crying isn't he?! I bet it's your brother's fault!" Deidara exclaims before noticing the crying baby in Itachi's arms and snatching the younger blonde up. "Ohh! My baby! Noooo! Who made you cry?!"
"How does he know all that?" Sasuke whispers to his brother.
"No one knows but we all call it his 'Mother instincts'. We still don't know if it's some sort of seal that goes off whenever Naruto cries or not but whatever it is, it's impressive."
Itachi responds.
"You can say that again." Sasuke says as he and his brother watch Naruto get babied by Deidara.
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"How long does this go for again?" Sasuke asks.
Itachi shrugs.
"Thanks. That's helpful." Sasuke says sarcastically.
"It really depends. We're lucky if it only lasts two hours. But sometimes the others would come and either break his coddling up or make it worse by joining in." Itachi informs.
"Little fox!" Obito yells and snatches the baby from Deidara's arms. "Is Deidara being a mother again?"
Naruto giggles.
"Obito! Don't hold him above your head like that! It's dangerous!" Deidara scolds.
"Oh come on~ You take him flying on your bird clay!" Obito whines.
Before Deidara could retort, Hidan swoops in and carries Naruto by the end of his sythe.
"THATS NOT HOW YOU CARRY A BABY!" Deidara, Obito and Itachi yell.
And before Hidan could retort, Naruto was swept up by a chakra string and into the arms of Sasori, who was standing behind Sasuke.
"Hey Puppet. How have you been?" Sasori greets.
"Hi Sori! Everyone's fighting!" Naruto grins and points a chubby finger at the group of former Akatsuki members fighting about how to hold a baby.
"I see. I hope this wasn't on purpose... Like last time " Sasori stress the last sentence.
Naruto merely smiles 'innocently'.
"Right..." Sasori sighs. "I'm going to have to punish you for starting this again."
"What?! You can't do that!" Naruto exclaims.
"Yes I can. No ramen for a week."
"B-But! It's not all my fault dis time! Sasuke helped too! Last time you said 'If you ever do this again then I'll punish you'. And technically I didn't do it. Sasuke made me cry!"
Naruto tries to explain.
"Hey! Don't push all the blame on me! You were the one who said 'wouldnt it be fun if they argued and got in trouble again?' Because last times world war 5 wasn't enough for you, was it?!" Sasuke glares.
"Technically it wasn't world war 5..." Naruto mumbles.
"Try saying that to all the bombs, jutsu's, taijutsu's, genjutsu's and people flying about the whole village. Hokage-sama literally had to call all the other Kage to stop the war because you started it by saying that you got to play with a shark the last time you went swimming." Sasuke scoffs.
Naruto rubs the back of his head sheepishly. He did remember that. Wasn't very pretty.
He couldn't help it when he had an overprotective Mum and a laid back Uncle who let him swim in the lake outside of Akatsuki's base and he certainly couldn't help that Hidan was blood thirsty, Kisame trying to stop the war with extreme water justu, Itachi trying to stop everyone by putting them under Genjutsu, Sasori trying to stop everyone by connecting them to his chakra string, Kakuzu trying to stop everyone by using over powered elemental jutsu, Pein trying to stop everyone by using his Rinnegan, Obito trying to stop everyone by phasing through the ground and throwing his own Jutsu's and 5 Kage flying around trying to stop the world from ending.
"This is what happens when you befriend a bunch of S-rank criminals and put them all in one village Naruto." Sasuke sighs.
Naruto merely smiles before watching the fight again.
Somehow, while Sasuke and Naruto were talking, everyone else got involved.
"Be glad Tsunade-sama isn't involved with this." Sasuke says.
Naruto poofs back to his teenage form.
"Oh the only reason why she isn't involved in this is because I told her that she could us e Kage Bunshins to complete the Paperwork. She doesn't want even more paperwork so she rather not get involved." Naruto says, checking out his nails in case he broke one. (Broken nails aren't good for throwing Kunai and Shuriken accurately.)
Sasuke sweatdrops.
"Something about having to deal with everyone's bullshit again and then having to fill out a piece of paper for all of them and then having them traced just to figure out how everything started and then all her work would've gone to waste because it was always something involved with me where they fight." Naruto sighs.
"Not surprised." Sasuke waves a dismissive hand.
They watch as the verbal fighting got a little more intense.
"Hey. Where'd Hii find that desk?" Naruto asks.
"HIDAN! THAT DESK WAS FILLED WITH MY COMPLETED PAPERWORK! YOU MOTHER! #$%^"
A loud crashing noise was heard throughout the whole village, however the village had already gotten use to the amount of chaos in the past year so they went on about there loves normally and tried to ignore the large gaping hole in the middle of the village. (It'll get fixed soon anyways, just for it to be blown apart again.)
Naruto laughs at all the entertainment while throwing a bunch of popcorn in his mouth.
"Where'd you get the popcorn?" Sasuke asks.
Naruto looks at the popcorn bucket in his hand before shrugging and offering some to his friend.
Sasuke looks at the popcorn before looking at the destruction and shrugs as well, grabbing a handful and shoving it in his mouth.
Naruto and Sasuke count down the seconds before Konan appears and wraps everyone up in her paper, besides the Hokage.
At the end of the day, you could see a bunch of grown men kneeling in the middle of the street while the Hokage scolds them about the chaos they had created over a silly thing before someone says that it wasn't silly and the chaos starts again.
Naruto sighs in content.
His life was perfect.
Well almost. He hasn't forgotten about being the Hokage.