We open to Deadpool crashing into a gravestone after being tossed by Superboy.

"Wow, Superboy. You're a massive dick. They should call you Superdick." Deadpool commented while standing up to face the boy of steel, who was super imposing. "So, what's going on? You planning your wedding. Congrats on that by the way. I'm so happy for you. Also, tell Artemis not to fuck her brother-in-law. It's fucked up! And tell her Mom the same! Also, tell them they're the most fucked up family I've ever heard of."

"Geez, and I thought that deadbeat couple I dealt with one time was messed up." Superboy said, but his voice sounded like a certain perverted ghost.

Deadpool then stood in wide eyed disbelief over how weird Superboy's voice sounded. "Was Nolan unavailable? I've got his number, you could've asked me to tell him to do a voiceover."

"Wrong!" Superboy replied. "I'm not Superboy or this odd Nolan fella, I am the ghost with the most."

"Ghost with the most." Voice 2 repeated.

"That tagline sounds familiar." Voice 1 commented.

And like that, Superboy span in place and turned into a man with a pale white face, green hair and a black white suit. It was Beetlejuice. "Showtime!"

Deadpool stared at the bio-exorcist in wide eyed disbelief. "What, in the actual ass?!"

"Is this actually happening?!" Voice 2 asked, shocked by the sudden appearance.

"When?!" Deadpool repeated. "Why are you here? Were the Young Justice not available? Or did the writer recently discover about this bizarre crossover and decided to add you in because it gave him a bright idea?"

"I'm here to kill the Teen Titans again!" Beetlejuice replied.

"You did it already? Well I guess coming here was-" Just as Deadpool walked away, he returned and yelled, "Just kidding!" Deadpool Aimee his gun at Beetlejuice's head, intent on killing him.

"Woah! Are you pointing your gun at a dead guy? The hell's the matter with ya?" Beetlejuice asked.

"He has a point DP." Voice 1 agreed.

"Alright, where's my proton pack?" Deadpool asked.

"You left it in your universe. Listen, you seem like a guy I'd relate to how about we chat?" Beetlejuice suggested.

Deadpool stared at the poltergeist suspiciously. "I don't know..."

"Come on! Hey, we shop at the same Anti-Hero store." Beetlejuice said as he was suddenly wearing Deadpool's costume.

"Alright, shall I talk first or shall you talk first?" Deadpool asked.

"Well, I'm older than ya so me." Beetlejuice replied. "I just wanna say, if you wanna kill an Atlantean go to Atlantis and steal their tech. Cause those bullets ain't gonna do the trick when it comes to their dense skin."

Deadpool stared at the ghost confused. "And this affects me because..."

"Just take it as a hint of foreshadowing. You're gonna be handling three Atlanteans anyway." Beetlejuice replied.

"Now I have a Young Justice question since I recently dug up my faith."

"Sure, ask away." Beetlejuice insisted.

"Is Wally West alive?" The TTG version of Kid Flash showed up behind Deadpool, waving. "Not you! You arrogant jerk! You're not my Wally!" The speedster frowned and ran away from the cemetery.

"Oh you mean the other Wally West?" Beetlejuice asked. Deadpool replied while nodded his head. "How the hell should I know? I'm not from the other guy's universe. He's probably alive anyway. Ya can't stay dead in DC properties."

"Yup, that's a bitch." Deadpool commented.

"Anyway, do you feel the need to kill me?" Beetlejuice asked.

"Not really." Deadpool replied. "I mean, you are dead."

"That is true." Said Beetlejuice.

"Anyway, what's your beef with the Teen Titans?" Deadpool queried.

"Good question: They fed me to a sandworm." Beetlejuice replied. "And I got my head shrunk by Trigon after I helped save Halloween, showed my scary face that you, did the Banana Boat song and also told them all of the failed side projects."

Deadpool grinned and turned to the readers. "I know I hate TTG, but dammit I want to watch that episode now. It was made for a Beetlejuice fan like me."

"Hey! Don't say the B word!" Beetlejuice demanded.

"Sorry!" Deadpool apologised and then a bright idea came into his head. "Wait a minute. Repeating your name three times, that's the only thing that'll kill you."

"Uh oh." Said Beetlejuice.

Deadpool cracked his knuckles. "This should be a piece of-"

"Cake!" Just as Beetlejuice shouted cake, a giant cake fell on top of Deadpool.

Deadpool dug himself out of the cake, stood up and wiped the icing off his suit. "Nice fucking cake!" Deadpool then honked his crotch and realised the graveyard he was standing on was now a model. "And nice fucking model!" Deadpool honked his crotch again.

"Thanks!"

Deadpool looked up and realised Beetlejuice was ginormous and standing over him.

"Oh no! We're Beetlejuice's toy!" Voice 2 screamed.

"I did not see that coming." Deadpool commented.

"Now, since you are the right size. I shall leave you here so you can be my little play toy." Said Beetlejuice. "I'm gonna kill the Teen Titans and there's nothing you can do to stop me!"

"I may be small, but I still have the my nuclear grenade." Deadpool said as he pulled a grenade out from his belt. But then the grenade turned into an apple. Deadpool took notice of this and shrugged his shoulders. "Well, I am hungry." Deadpool pulled his mask up, took a bite from the apple and threw the fruit away.

"Waste of a good source of nutrition." Voice 1 commented.

Deadpool pulled his mask down and glared at the ghost with the most.

"You gonna try and kill me?" Beetlejuice asked. "Because, you're small and I'm big."

"No shit dingus!"

"Somebody ought to do something about that mouth of yours." Beetlejuice snapped his finger and a bar of soap appeared in Deadpool's mouth.

Deadpool pulled his mask up, pulled the bar of soap out and threw it on the ground.

"Ok, I'll be back before your bedtime so I'll make sure to give you a goodnight kiss and don't say your name three times or otherwise that will cause catastrophic consequences."

Deadpool smiled and then said his name three times as quick as he could. This caused him to grow big and get out of his little prison and return to the cemetery they were standing in earlier. This act surprised the bio exorcist. "That usually works." The ghost commented.

"Not with me Beetlejuice." Deadpool said.

Beetlejuice screamed and used his ghostly powers to zip Deadpool's mouth shut. "Zip it!" Beetlejuice then stuck a piece of wood on Deadpool's mouth and used a hammer to bang the nails against the wood to make sure it stayed in place. Then the poltergeist stuck a piece of metal against the merc's mouth.

"Well, now we can't say his name three times." Voice 1 commented.

"Aww, it's gonna be so hard to defeat him." Voice 2 whined.

Deadpool grinned under all the mouth traps and pulled a tape recorder out of his pants. He pushed a button and a recording of a guy saying "Beetlejuice," is heard. This caused the ghost to groan and use his ghost powers to crush the device. He then used his ghostly powers to pull all of Deadpool's recording devices out of his belt and crushed them.

Deadpool pulled a gun out of his pocket, but Beetlejuice quickly turned it into a banana. The merc threw it away and pulled a tommy gun from his pocket. But the ghost quickly turned the gun into a balloon and it instantly popped. The merc then threw a knife at the ghost, but he quickly turned it into a pencil. Deadpool then charged at Beetlejuice but his hands turned to mallets, hit the ground and sent Deadpool flying into a mausoleum.

Deadpool ran out of the mausoleum and threw a grenade at the ghost, but he quickly opened his mouth and ate the explosive.

"Are you even trying to kill me?!" Beetlejuice asked.

Deadpool pointed at his mouth hinting the ghost he wanted him to free it.

"You want to say something?" Beetlejuice asked. "Nah! Not falling for that."

Deadpool groaned and pulled a notepad and a pen out of his belt and wrote on it.

"You're not writing my name so you can trick me to saying it?"

Deadpool showed Beetlejuice the written words. The ghost put on some reading glasses and started reading the words. "Sandworm, Sandworm, Sandworm." Beetlejuice stood frozen in place as he realised his mistake. "Oh shit!"

The poltergeist looked up and saw a giant sky portal open. And coming out of said portal, was the Sandworm that ate him twice already. "Awwwwwwwww come on!" The Sandworm crashed into Beetlejuice, eating him alive.

Deadpool stood mighty proud of his achievement and folded his arms.

"Ok, that was impressive." Voice 1 commented.

"Yeah, that was awesome!" Voice 2 shouted.

"Mmm hmm mmm hmm mmm hmm." Deadpool then realised that the junk that Beetlejuice placed on his mouth as still attached. "Mmmmmmm hhhhhmmmm."

"Hey, he sounds like Kenny." Voice 2 commented.

"Mmm hmm hmm mmm?" Deadpool asked.

"I can tell by the tone of voice, that was a question." Voice 1 commented.

"Maybe there's an illegal surgery place somewhere in Gotham." Said Voice 2. "Ya know, the one that Jack Nicholson went to after falling into that vat of acid.

"Mmmmm hmmmm hmmmm mmmm hmmmmmm hmmm mmm." Deadpool said and then walked out of the cemetery and the last thing we hear before the episode ends, is Deadpool screaming and the gruesome sound of lips being pulled from someone's face.

"Holy fuck!" All the voices shouted in unison.