CHAPTA TEN – OMG DA LONG WAIT!
AN: OMG SOZ BABES DON'T START COMING AT ME OR FLAMIN UP! UWU. IK WE HAVE BEEN WAY FOR SUCH A LO0NG TIEM BUT HGONESLT WE HAVE BEEN WELL SRETSSED. WIV LE PANDA MIC. WIV LIFE/. WIV LUV. AND ULSO ADE;LE IS COMBNG BACK SO WE ARE XSITE. ENJPY DA RETURN OF DUMBLYDUM,
Da castle was all dark and shit and the night was full of big storms of sheep piss. Chair from the 2018 No.3 peaking hit ABBA-cover album Dancing Queen – mainly comprisiong of songs tha the homos love and fuck to – led us through a big gate and then under a tree that had all sorts of big red leaves and small green todas in it.
CHER LEANED IN CLOSE TO ME AND I CUD feel her hot breath sliding down my wap. It smel;led of snails and the stink uv rain water.
"there is another way dat we can find da dargon." Cher screamed quietly
"but how do we find dis dargon? He is probs so far away like at NO.61 RICHTITY AVENUE or something…. Idk where he could possybee be!" Dumblywank screeched like a braking noodle Evan tho they procreddefn da map and sen da dragon go hum.
"see dere is an ancient arti fact … "
"clioche!" eljiaja orgasmed "that there should be sum ancient artifact5 and dat is da only way to proceed wiv da story and sum slutty maoin character just happens tio know where it is… how convenience. "I shook my tits."
Cher grabbed the little prick by the throat. Through her long curly eyes she could see the fear in his poo pills.
"if you tell me im cliché…
Or if you in fact
Say anything to me
You little piece of shit
I shall rip
Your cock
Off.
And feed
It to swan
Mednelly. And
He
doesn't like
small meals. Bitch.
She shoved him backwards, where he tripped over a rake and impaled himself. The stupid bitch it served him right.
Alice then stopped forwards, and her feet were blue. From all that time she had spent in the frozen forest of the norven wastelands.
"when I live on da end of da world…"
You bitch I nknow this. Donjt tell me again. Ill kill your whole fducking vampire fam I aint scared of dem.
Alice backed down and put her tail in her minge. She was a scare.
"it is a source of great power." Cher told me, kissing my lips with her fingertips "it is from da dawn of tme and sum say it came before anything… it was the first thing on this earth apat from…
Her eyes blew up.
"oter than wat? Was it da other thing that came before?"
Sum say it was
Da chicken.
So it is…
YES. AN EGG. An enormous shiny egg with a fucking ridiculous temper and an awful understanding of technologogoy, and a fucking shite ass measure of patience. Some say he is aso a righty wanker – and he live in a cave on his own and no one ever visit him bcos they all fucking hate him. Only the amazon Deliveroo man sees him once in a blooo moon.
Then how we gonna go see him if he don't lik visitotor?
You must say you are a 15 yr old… and describe yaself in a clicge way. IM SURE IF U WANT SUM WEIRD LITTLE GIRL'S CLOVES DEN YA UNKAL CANTERBURY BREEZESTREAM WILL HAVE SUM.
Whgat do we call this ancient object?
It is the steel eye.
Odd name name for an egg.
Ye ik.