Thank you Lady of Goblins, BlazeSilvermageVIII and Kurt50Alien for following, favoriting and reviewing! This Thanksgiving, I'm also thankful for having some time to take my nose out of the real-world grindstone and put it back on the fanfiction one. It's been a long time since I was able to post on here. Most of y'all probably figured I'd given up. So did I, as a matter of fact. But I'm back, and hopefully I'll be posting at least a couple chapters this week!

Guest Reviews:

Guest: "They were deFEETed. So they were just lying on the ground, all sad and feet-less?

Where'd Octavius go? Can we get him back? Or is he still having his new thumb transplanted?" I suppose they were, dear Guest! Thank you for pointing out this brilliant little homophone to me. And Octavius hasn't been for the past 3 chapters (sad, I know), I can only presume that he cast a Spell of Forgetfulness on Flavia (i.e., briefly leaving her line of sight) and has escaped the clutches of evil once again!

Guest: "I just read through all of these and took a look at Uncyclopedia and i died laughing at some of the articles on there" Uncyclopedia is quite hilarious. Makes sense when you consider it was founded by Oscar Wilde himself.

10... Bring Me 2 Life (geddit like the song,exept also cause Luke comes back to life in this one,spoilers) I wonder if, like two negatives make a positive, two xxMoonlitexx screwups make a non-screwup. Case in point, the previous statement, where not only is something that happened in the last chapter called a "spoiler", but the warning for said "spoiler" is only given after the fact.

"Luke why the Hell" I explaned with a dawn of bertrayal. "Dawn of Betrayal"? A B-list movie, or a first-person shooter? You decide! "I thought you were heroick & dead but now,you are evil & alive, what is this fukery" There's nothing more heroic then siding with Kronos, trying to take over the world, and then going down like a bitch at the hands of someone trying to steal your girl.

Luke loked down with a look of sadness "Im sorry Flavia, it was the only way to get out from teh underworld, Kornos said I could rerun to life Rerunning your life sounds like the kind of ironic punishment one finds in the deepest Bolgia of Hell. Like, spending eternity in Groundhog Day-esque loop of your most embarrassing moments. if I was his minon!"

"Lier" I yelled "You could of asked Hades to let you free" Because Hades is known for being such a chill who's always happy to help!

"its not like taht ok" He asked sadly "I didnt want to be alive for selfish reasons ok, the 1 reason I want to come back to earth was...to see you" And in order to do so, you helped a mass murderer in his quest to commit genocide against an entire pantheon. Truly, the noblest of goals. A singular tear glimped form his left eye You know, in Latin, the word for left is "Sinister". So is Luke crying explicitly from his left eye actually a brilliant yet subtle hint at his true nature? Or is it just a random detail I'm looking way too closely at? Knowing xxMoonlitexx, it could be both.

I satred at him, was this true. Was he lyin like a fuking lier Best. Simile. Ever. or was he in deathly ernest, like a fucking deathly earnest?. I read at him with my godess powers an divided, That is not how you perform reading or division. Someone needs to go back to kindergarten. this was indeed true. He wasnt tryin to bring himself back to life (geddit like the name off this chapter,also the song Yeah, I get it. Wish I didn't...) for a selfish cause,it was acutely unselfish & heroick cause he did it for me. My heart turled, I remembered of our young days together when I was a mortel 12-14, Uhhhh... in the PJO books, Luke was a college student. Which means... OH $#% *ALARM* BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! he was my first love of all even before I met Albaster. Wait a minute, if Flavia started out her demigod career as Luke's girlfriend, that means she was a supporter of Kornos! And yet she spends the entirity of her fics fighting him. Or does she.

"Wait but Kornos is defeeted" Hazel explaned. His defeat was a lie! This whole story was a lie! There is no Flavia, it's all just Titan propaganda! AT LAST, I KNOW THE TRUTH! AT LAST, I- *thunk*

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*clank* *clank* *clank* Apologies. It is I, [Sage Nicholson]. I have suffered a "nervous breakdown" from reading this [Derogatory Adjective] Book. I am back now, in flesh and blood and other non-robot parts, and I shall continue our dramatic reading.

"No" I exponded gravely "Hes still out there,but we filed his plot" It is funny how Flavia has filled Kornos plot, because she is not capable of filling her own. Haha. I filled myslef with power of godess blood an castered the bottle of poshion into Tarterus An event from a previous chapter has been repeated. [Overused Reference to 1975 cult classic] , it was forever seeled an no one could use it again. But teh dead were retreeted back to Kornos secret lare but we couldnt follow cause the location was secret. The Moondaughter does not follow the zombie thralls to the "secret lair" because she wishes to engage in fair play. This is illogical.

"Ok heres the plan" Explaned Hazel wisely Irony. Nothing Hazel says falls under the definition of wise."We must do 2 things, we must close the door of death an we must find Kornos and destory him." Repetition of events is funny. I too will repeat events. [Spork Comment 00110110]- *CRASH* *CA-THUNK* OH NO YA DON'T, YOU METALLIC SONNUVABITCH! NO! ONE! REPLACES ME! *CRUuuunch*

Whew. Alright, I've got precisely six minutes and sixteen seconds before They realize I've escaped. Should be more than enough time to finish the chapter!

I knew she spoke of a deathly matter but I couldnt think rite now cause Luke was alive *falsetto* I can't think about anything now that there's a man in front of me! *cough* slut she's a slut *cough* an I wasnt sure if I should be happy cause he was alive or angry cause he was helpin Kornos, exept he was doin it from love so I didnt kill him. Yup, just let the yandere psycho killer roam free. It worked so well with Evil Percy. Ooh, now I want to see them fight again.

"Wait but this is Luke here" Said Frank all confussed "So how can Kornos be in a secret lare cause he uses Lukes body an stuff?" Why thank you for reminding me, Frank! The answer is!... Because Hecate.

"No" Said Luke "I was reposessed Like a car?,he took on a new an deathlier form after he died. It is like a man but also,like a golden bull with mighty horns of evil & eyes made from fire" Huh, not gonna lie, "fiery gold Minotaur-man" sounds like a really cool form to take. Way better than "whiny himbo manchild".

Frank loked at us with a darkness of judmentalism "I think we should never trust Luke sense he was tryin to kill all the gods an help Kornos take over the world" Whoa, Frank, since when are you the sole voice of reason? I mean, I'm happy for you, man, but what a shock to the system!

"What the fuk Frank" I damanded "Cant you forgive ppl" "Gawd, he only tryed to kill every1 u evar loved! Y cant u forgive him?" Although, admittedly, Frank should have a higher bulls*** tolerance than most, being a member of the Flavanaughts and all.

"Not when tehy almost kill everyone" Said Frank wrathly "Also he killed Socartes remember this" Ghost Socartes: Avenge meeee!

I felt a little sad but also,Socartes was really kind of old & it was his choise Ghost Socartes: No it wasn't! "Yes but he did it from love"

"Does this matter" Said Frank, quickly becoming my new favorite character.

I loked at him with skorn "Maybe if u ever had a gf you would understand the deep of love but all you care about is fuking rules" He would have had a girlfriend

"Well Im sorry but tahts how I feel about this" Explaned Frank "I cant kill Luke but...he is not aloud in new Rome for the rest off his days, you'll have to put him on mute."

"No" I yelled cause Luke was rejected! I wonder how Luke feels about all this? I mean, I get his reactions to people talking about him aren't as important as a Main Characters, but it would be kind of nice to see them!

Kiddie Kounter: 6

Maybe in the F.U., common sense is like, some sort of a virus that can only infect one person at a time, and now that Octavian has gone MIA for multiple chapters (no doubt in the Bahamas with his laser thumb by now), it has moved on to Frank.

*loading shotgun* And speaking of common sense, know that I know the truth about Kornos, They're coming for me. Its only a matter of time before They come for you too! *checks out window* Hooo boy, that's a lot of attack helicopters. I'll catch you folks on the flip side, now if you'll excuse me... *RATATATATA* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE *BOOM*