This is a fanfiction the story line and characters are not mine. I do write spoilers as conversations between my character and my friend in this fiction. updates may be varied as it depends on what's going on in my life on when I'm able to write. Hope you like it!

My p.o.v

Tossing open the sliding door I bolt outside with Nikki hot on my heels.

"Holy shit…" Is all I can say, neither of us had even bothered checking out the backyard figuring it would be small.

"Well fuck…" Nikki says in awe.

All I can do is nod in agreement, there was a huge patio that was covered with wooden beams that had grapes crawling up it providing natural shade and when I look closer I see glass to keep rain off.

There was a huge hot tub on the right and a few feet away was a giant ass pool. A grill was on our left that was like pro level along with a two tier smoker.

In the far back of the yard I see a fence where chickens peck at the ground and four goats mill about climbing some kind of little building thing. The lawn was in perfect condition with a huge garden with all types of vegetables and herbs.

Seeing a difference in the grass color near the pool I walk over and bend down.

"Dude this is fucking genius. Moss around the pool, it avoids making a muddy mess...and that purple stuff along the path is creeping thyme…"

Nikki shakes her head at me muttering. "How the fuck do you know all these plants?"

I shrug running my hand over the moss feeling how soft it was. "Plants and animals are my thing like games and computer stuff is yours."

"Fair enough."

Standing back up I see Tamaki and Gummy standing on the patio one looking amused the other confused.

"They bought the house without looking around? Tamaki whispers though with our hearing we still heard.

"Oi! We just figured it was a normal yard not some elven bullshit." Nikki defends us.

"Sooo what's the goat's names?" I question just kicking off my shoes to walk barefoot.

Nikki points to me. "Yes! Fuck shoes! It's The Hobbit way!"

Rolling my eyes at her I walk towards the goats feeling like the yard just kept growing and seeing even more things.

Behind the chicken and goat enclosure were some fruit trees and as I walked even closer there seemed to be a pond with silver streaking through it.

'Is this some fucking magical fae shit? Must be magic.' I think figuring the silver must be fish.

"Frodo, Samwise, Pippin and Merry."

Nikki perks up getting excited as we all walk closer to the enclosure. "Frodo is brilliant! It's like Lord Of the Rings!"

Falling back and letting the two talk about the goats just enjoying the evening. "Gummy you sure underpriced this place. Why is that?"

He blinks looking down at me grinning. "Cause Hazel wanted me to. She said the next owners would need cheap and all the goodies."

That bugged me, rubbing my arm thinking about the letters. Only one other person knew I did codes, besides my penpal and I doubt they had told anyone seems they forgot most things and it had been a couple years.

"Well thanks for that...ugh I never did like chickens. They're so fricking dirty, never had goats though my grandma loves them." I say crouching down peering through the fence at a brown hen.

She looks at me tilting her head scratching the ground while a tan and white goat comes over looking me over.

"Not it. They're your problem now." Nikki declares crossing her arms.

I tilt my head back at the chicken. "Well guess you're stuck with me, sorry bout that."

"You could always sell them or give them away." Nikki comments looking over the pen.

"Nah, this is their home first. I'll deal plus means fresh eggs we don't have to buy and this cutie here looks to be a milking goat so I can sell the milk or make things with it. And shaggy over there will provide wool." I say standing and reaching over standing on my tiptoes to scratch the goats horns.

Gummy joins me in petting the goats as the others join the first one curious about the new people.

"So it seems they're staying. Is it ok for SunEater here to come visit them sometimes? He's been taking care of them all this time."

I nod. "Of course. I could actually use the help with them. I don't actually know much on how to take care of them or keep them from causing trouble. Grandma said they like to escape and get into things when bored."

"Oh yes they do, the one you're petting now likes to head butt his way out of the gate."

Glancing out of the corner of my eye I smile seems this was the first time he hadn't stuttered all night.

I see Nikki smirking behind him as well, the goat butts my hand making it twinge for a second, it goes to do it again so using the same hand I grabits head and give it a playful shake. "Little guy you really don't want to mess with me, I've played with much bigger, meaner things. I've had bulls ten times your size eat dirt."

It shakes its head before moving away seeming to take my warning but from the look in his eyes I knew it'd test it's luck.

As I go back to normal standing and put my hands in my pockets I look over the enclosure seeing even more yard now. 'How far does this yard go?' I wonder to myself shaking my head figuring I'd explore it more later.

Feeling restless and uneasy about all of this I move back towards the house. "Well I'mma clean up the kitchen."