"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEUGH" Midoriya yelled as he flew through the skies of Ground Beta after being jabbed by All Might.
"Deku you fucking dumbass. What made you think it was a good idea to charge head on at fucking All Might without any sort of attack!?" Bakugou yelled at the ragdolled body on the ground.
"Oh I'm sorry Mr. Crackers for being so inferior, how about you show me a better plan at taking down this beast?"
"THE FUCK YOU CALLED ME?!"
"YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST ME. GIVE UP HEROES!" All Might yelled.
To give you context, Midoriya and Bakugou were taking the practical exam. Y'know? The exams in which the students had to face their teachers?
And Midoriya and Bakugou were going to face All Might… together.
"Serves him right." Yaoyorozu said while all the girls watched Midoriya being combo'd by All Might for 6 consecutive minutes.
Uraraka watched her "savior" being squashed like a bug by All Might. Bakugou was no exception either, poor explosive blonde had broken 4 ribs already.
And what was truly worrying was the fact that Midoriya was… somehow… intact.
"Hey… what if All Might's punches don't work on him?" Uraraka asked.
Every girl in the room looked at Uraraka in shock. Yaoyorozu proceeded to hyper-ventilate after she remembered the words Midnight told her. "Midoriya grows immunity to all previous methods used on him."
If… just if… Midoriya grows immunity to someone as strong as All Might, defeating him will be completely impossible.
"O-O-O-O-Ochaco-chan… if Midoriya becomes too Strong... how are we going to protect ourselves?! Kero!" Tsuyu yelped as she proceeded to cry.
"Don't worry Tsu-chan! I will burn him with my acid if that happens!" Ashid said.
"But Ashido… he already… grew immunity to that!"
"I… will figure something out…" Ashido whispered and looked at her hands. She remembers that day Midoriya approached her and she tried turning him into melting goo.
Turns out she just burned his clothes off and saw the Midoriya family schlong in person.
"Bakugou I have a plan!" Midoriya said as both were hiding from All Might.
"Tell me."
"Wha- really? You will listen?!"
"JUST FUCKING TELL ME!" Bakugou yelled again. The poor boy was so desperate that hearing Midoriya having a plan felt like salvation.
"Ok… Ok. So, we don't really need to take down All Might!"
"So you plan on reaching the exit?! YOU WANT TO OUTRUN THIS BEAST?!" Bakugou yelled again.
"Remember in the first chapter when you exploded and yeeted me outside the classroom?"
"You mean the day you forced me to pay a 20K yen fee for some windows YOU broke."
"It wasn't my fault but that's not the point, if you explode me again, I can go flying towards the entrance and secure victory!"
"SO YOU PLAN ON ABANDONING ME WITH THIS BEAST?!"
"What's so wrong about that? Don't you want to be the number one hero? Now you can finally prove yourself!"
"FUCK OFF YOU UNLOYAL OVERGROWN FETUS. YOU ARE STAYING WITH ME FOREVER IN THIS HELL!"
"That sounded kinda gay. But hey, you DO realize that the one that passes through the exit doesn't have to be me right?"
"What?"
"DETROIT SMAAAAAAASH!" Midoriya yelled and uppercutted Bakugou in the chin, making him fly through the sky.
"FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooou!" Bakugou screamed while flying like a shooting star.
"WHAT THE- Young Bakugou is flying!" All Might said as he observed the boy reach the exit and successively pass the test. "Did… Young Midoriya… do that?
All Might heard some footsteps behind him, it was Midoriya with a broken arm.
"Hello again, hero. Ready to face your doom?"
"Sup. Fight m t."
"Midoriya do not use offensive language."
"Are you fucking kidding me?! Bakugou swears every sentence he speaks and I am guilty of calling you a cunt?!"
"But again, are you sure you would use such language against a villain?"
"Umm…"
Time skip: 10 years from now:
"Fight m t" Midoriya, the number one hero and pinnacle of hope showed up to destroy villainy.
"Midoriya Izuku! You have disgraced the hero society with your fight for freedom of speech! Now, I must eliminate you for the sake of political correctness!" The villain, who was inside a rainbow pride flag super tokusentai jumpsuit while making Ginyu poses.
"C U N T!"
"I will TOTALLY call a villain that!" Midoriya said happily
"Then perish!" All Might said and punched Midoriya.
There was another brief 6 minutes of non-stop beating, that damage was something Midoriya would not forget.
"Now, a finishing move!" All Might yelled as he grabbed Midoriya with his large hand, only to be surprised what he was holding… wasn't quite Midoriya Izuku. It was something that he somehow hid throughout the entire fight.
Meanwhile, in the audience room, Midnight recognized that way too well…
"A DUMMY?! HOW DOES HE GENERATE THIS STUFF OUT OF NOWHERE?!" Midnight yelled.
"Young Midoriya… you tricked me!" All Might yelled as he squashed the dummy. But little did he know…
…right behind All Might's huge body, Midoriya crouched down behind the American Ass, and released his top-secret technique:
"One For All… NEW YORK FINGERING!" Midoriya screamed and yanked his One-For-All powered fingers on All Might's butthole.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHAAA!" All Might screamed in pain and agony, the pressure and raw strength blew All Might towards the sky.
"This… is MY finishing move!"
"Who taught YoU tHAAAt?!" All Might screamed while lying on the ground in pain.
"A very good teacher am I right?!"
All Might remembered Gran Torino's personality.
"Oh no…"
Midoriya took the opportunity to run away.
"I cannot believe you disgraced the symbol of peace's anus! That is unthinkable!" Tenya Iida complained about Midoriya's stategy. "And not only that, you injured Bakugou!" Iida said and slammed the dinner table.
"It was for greater good! And not only that, but if my strategies are unthinkable, then that's a good thing! It's all on the art of war! I have invincible strategies!" Midoriya said and took another sip of his coffee.
"I swear to god I do not want you as my opponent ever again." Shouto Todoroki commented
"But I'm sure Bakugou thinks otherwise." Midoriya said as he looked at Bakugou, who has being held immobilized by other pro heroes attempting to stop Bakugou from destroying Midoriya.
"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" Bakugou yelled in anger and grudge.
"Sure thing." Midoriya said. "Now I wonder how is that League of Villains is doing?"
"Man you must really hate this Midoriya guy…" Dabi said.
"Hmm. Midoriya is kind of cute… despite being a total asshole. I would love to see him bleed!" Toga said.
"Don't worry Shigaraki! I will defeat Midoriya for you!"
"Sure sure sure, whatever, but I must be the one to kill him, all right?!"
"Ok" the new members of the League of Villains agreed.
All Might was currently putting ice on his butt in the medical bed.
"These strategies… are too unpredictable." Toshinori whispered in pain.
A/N: Only 10 chapters in and I am already going to Two Heroes Movie Arc.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! We are going to I-Island!?" Midoriya said happily.
"Yes. But young Midoriya, remember. Do not do anything funny." All Might said strictly.
"Sure, sure, sure. I will restrain my hormones for now." Midoriya said as he was reading a porn magazine on the seat next to the window. It was a 10-hour long plane trip. Gotta make it worthy.
"This is going to be the best trip of my LIFE!" Uraraka said as she jumped in her hotel bed in I-Island. Her room was being shared with Ashito, Tsuyu and Hagakure.
"And the best part of all of this? All the other girls are also here! AND NO MIDORIYA!"
"CHEERS!" Hagakure said as he drank and entire glass of grape juice.
Little did they know…
Uraraka was shopping alongside Yaoyorozu.
"You look bothered, Uraraka. Is something wrong?"
"I don't know… I got this weird feeling that… that-"
"Is it about Midoriya?"
"Yes. I think it's that buzzword… how was it called again?"
"PMTD. Post-Midoriya traumatic disorder."
"Yes! That one! My mind still doesn't feel quite free. I feel like… he COULD be coming to I-Island."
"It's just your imagination. Plus, Midoirya has no idea we are here."
There was 4 remaining hours until Midoriya finally arrives. Ochaco was still feeling that disturbance in the force getting stronger and stronger.
"IneedtonutIneedtonutIneedtonut." Midoriya complained as his pants were completely tight. He should have not read that porn magazine. And the worst of all? He can't go to the bathroom; a fat man had blocked his exit after he occupied the corridor seat. And he was deep asleep, if Midoriya was to try to jump over him, he would end up hitting his dong on the fat man's face.
This was a completely terrifying situation for the poor cockroach.
Midoriya turned on the airplane TV and proceeded to watch some cartoons. But the bulge in his pants would not calm down, it was only getting worse.
"T-TSU-CHAN!" Ashido said as she grabbed her fainted friend.
"W-What happened!?"
"Tsuyu… she… she suddenly collapsed!"
"Maybe she is… Sea-Sick?"
"Impossible. I-Island's stability is too great!"
Tsuyu slowly opened her eyes and proceeded to speak.
"TSU-CHAN! Stay with us!"
"He is coming…" Tsuyu said.
"What? Who is coming!?" Hagakure asked.
"MIDORIYA IS COMING! I CAN FEEL IT!"
Jirou was walking through the crowd looking at the diversity of people on the island. But something felt quite wrong. Her heart was beating faster. Every time she stared at the crowd, she could swore she saw him.
Suddenly, she saw a messy green and black haired man. THAT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.
Jirou chased the individual down, she needed to know who that was! It couldn't be!
As she stalked him, she used her quirk to hear what he was saying.
"So many hot women here! Sheesh! I can barely contain myself! No No, I won't look at them, I made a promise with myself!"
That voice… that damned voice. It couldn't be...
A shiver went through Kyoka's spine, no! She couldn't let that fear take over her! She would confront Midoriya here and now!
Jirou got up from her hiding spot and went over to Midoriya, then yelled:
"MIDORIYA YOU PERVERTED BASTARD" Jirou yelled.
Everyone looked at the couple.
Suddenly, some robotic cops showed up.
The man looked at Jirou.
"YOU CREEP! YOU CHASED US KNOWING WE WERE HERE RIGHT?!" Kyoka yelled.
Suddenly the crowd proceeded to whisper, and Kyoka could hear it.
"What is her relationship with that slim man?"
"What has that business man done to her?!"
"That man stalks high school students… no dignity."
Weird, why were they calling Midoriya a man-
"I'm sorry, do I know you?" Hisashi Midoriya asked.
Jirou was speechless.
"You… are Midoriya correct?"
"Yes. Hisashi Midoriya is the name. How do you know it?"
"Are you… related to Izuku Midoriya somehow?"
"Yes. Oh! Aren't you from U.A.? That means you are in the same school as my son!"
"YOUR SON?!"
2 remaining hours. Oh that SUCKS! Midoriya's horniness didn't get any better. However re-watching spongebob never felt better. But he was going t if he didn't touch himself any sooner.
"C'mon. C'mon, wake up wake up." Midoriya said as he punched the old man's fat in hopes to wake him up.
Nothing, the whale was dormant.
"Oh for fuck's sake…"
"So THAT explains the disturbance in the force. Midoriya's father was here." Yaoyorozu said and started pulling Hisashi's ear. "O-Ow! What's up with you!" Hisashi complained.
"DON'T BULLSHIT US IZUKU MIDORIYA! WE KNOW ITS YOU!"
"No, I made it clear I am Hisashi Midoriya! I am his father!"
"HOW COME YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE HIM THEN?!" Uraraka yelled.
"Because I'm his dad, dummy!"
"WE KNOW THAT! BUT MIDORIYA LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOU!"
To summarize, Hisashi is identical to Midoriya, but he is just slimmer and taller, and with very few facial hairs.
"You… what are you doing in I-Island?!"
"Business. Money doesn't grow in trees, y'know?"
"Well, that's a relief, now that everything is over, let's get out of here." Uraraka said. She wanted to relax.
"Hey, Mr. Midoriya?" Hagakure asked.
"Yes?" The man replied.
"Is there… any chance… Izuku Midoriya is coming here?" She asked.
All girls looked at Hagakure in pure fear.
"Nope! If he would come here, then his mom would have notified me!"
"I see. That's a relief." Hagakure said and all girls returned safely to their dorms.
Hisashi went back to his office, there he finally took his cellphone out of the plug.
"Oh man… I hate Iphones. Their batteries drain so fast!" He said and turned the phone on, finally being able to read the messages.
133 messages from Inko Midoriya.
"Oh no…" Hisashi started to read the messages.
Hisashi, Icchan is going to I-Island with you.
Hisashi, answer.
Hisashi?
ANSWER YOU DUMBASS!
The other remaining messages were just Inko using offensive language and looking like she wanted a divorce.
But that didn't matter… because…
"MY SON IS COMING TO WORK! YEEPEEE!" Hisashi proceeded to jump on his table happily.
A/N: So yeah, about my other fics I am working on… I'm sorry, after all those positive reviews I can't think about anything else that this fiction. I can only keep creating more ideas to this fiction so I will keep updating this one. And it's also hard to keep posting because of online classes and hundreds of works. But since I made another chapter it should be fine. Have a nice day!