So I'm including the 2nd Gen New Directions in this story: Marley, Kitty, Unique, Jake and Ryder.
Warning: I don't own Glee.
"No... No, Kitty, no." If someone would hear us right now, they are going to think that we are playing with our pet.
"Kitty come on. Just one more floor." Unique accompanied me in picking up Kitty. Now we are in the 3rd floor of the building, one floor away from our apartment, with a drunk, vomiting Kitty. Seriously, she vomited five times for the last 20 minutes. We reach our apartment and throw Kitty in the sofa.
"Wow... Your apartment is big." Unique said as he scan the apartment.
I nod and go to the kitchen to get something for the drunk girl. "Four bedrooms, two bathrooms and a spacious living room."
"You two live here by yourself?" He asked.
"No, we live with-" I said as a door opened and revealed Marley. "-her"
"Girl!" Marley was still in a daze when Unique shouted. His shout wake her up. They ran and hugged each other before Kitty decided to ruin the fun.
"I going to throw up." All of us rushed to lift Kitty out of the sofa and into the bathroom.
After all the Kitty fiasco, we all sat down in the living room with a sober Kitty. "Who used the fourth room?" asked Unique.
"No one. We are still looking for a roommate." Unique's eyes brigthen with what Marley said.
"Really?"
"Yes. Do you know anyone who is looking for somewhere to live?" I said and Unique nodded.
"I am." We all looked at him.
"Why? Don't you live in a dorm?" Marley asked.
"Well... I'm in the boys room and it's not really that pretty. Especially if some of them are against something you believe."
"That's good. You can live here with us, but you have to pay 1/4 of the rent." Marley said.
Kitty suddenly rise from her lying position which suprised all of us. "I'm against this. Aren't we supposed to vote when a new tenant is out or in?" she said.
"In favor of Unique?" Marley and I and even Unique raised his hand.
Kitty shrug. "Just wanted to see that we voted."
— January 2017 —
Voicemail
Tina: Hi this is, Tina Cohen-Chang,
Marley: Marley Rose
Kitty: Kitty Wilde
Unique: Wade "Unique" Adams in the house.
Tina: Thank you for calling TMKW house.
Kitty, in the background: I didn't agree with that name.
Marley in the background: We should really change that name.
Tina: We are either not on the house or to drunk in popcorns and drama. And no Sandy Jorgenson lives here, we don't even know who that is. Anyway, leave your message after the-
——Beep——
— March 2017 —
Voicemail
Tina: Hi this is, Tina Cohen-Chang,
Marley: Marley Rose
Kitty: Kitty Wilde
Unique: Wade "Unique" Adams
Jake: And Jake Puckerman, babe
Kitty in the background: I can't believe we are doing this again.
Marley: Shut up Kitty.
Tina: Thank you for calling crazy house.
Jake and Unique started making noise in the background and Kitty laughing.
Tina: We are clearly not in the house or we just pretend not to be. If your calling about the ad, no it's not us, for a hundred time. Anyway, leave your message after the-
——Beep——
— May 2017 —
Tina: Hi this is, Tina Cohen-Chang
Marley: Marley Rose
Jake in the backround: Dude stop pushing me.
Kitty: Kitty Wilde
Tina in the background: Can the two of you sit still?!
Unique: Wade "Unique" Adams
Jake: Jake Puckerman
Ryder: And Ryder Lynn
Tina: Thank you for calling Expensive by the half-dozen.
Marley in the background: Speak faster.
Kitty in the background: This is the 9th time Tina.
Marley in the background: You sounded like you are rapping.
Jake in the background: Rapper Tina.
Tina: The boys are too lazy to answer the phone or we're not home. We have lives you know. Anyway, leave your message after the-
——Beep——