Disclaimer: I am an Orca, Rick Riordan is human, therefore I am not Rick and thus Rick owns this stuff. I just mess with it.

Title: Minecraft is Brutal

Sumary: Nico is never playing Miencraft again and Leo is running for his life..again

The video opened up to Nico and Leo facing the camera. Most of the screen was taken up by video footage from someone's computer. A typical starting screen for Miencraft was shown-obviously the world had been already opened.

"Hey everyone! Today I'm teaching Nico to play Miencraft!" Leo grinned.

"Let's just get this over with." Nico grumbled.

"Right. So, first, we punch trees."

"Wait, where are you?"

"Look behind you." What was obviously Nico's screen and character turned until another figure came into view. A blocky pixeled Leo jumped up and down, his username clearly seen as "MisterMcShizzle".

"Just follow me!" Leo started running to a nearby tree. Nico awkwardly followed. "Just face it and hold down the left click on your mouse." He demonstrated.

Nico grumbled something under his breath as his character slowly punched a tree. "This takes forever."

"It won't for long!" Leo kept on punching logs before creating a crafting table. "We can make tools and stuff. You keep on punching and I'll go get some goodies, meet back here in 5!" Leo's figure ran off.

"Idiot. Of course he leaves me alone...to punch trees." Nico grumbled, though as he walked by the crafting table he picked up an axe Leo had dropped from him.

The video cut to a darkening sky and both boys in front of a small hole in a cliff face. "We have to stay here tonight, the monsters will come otherwise." Leo explained.

"What kind? I can handle them-"

"Not yet. The skeletons will shoot you full of arrows and the creepers will-"

"Skeletons?"

"And zombies, creepers, endermen-"

"Skeletons and zombies? I can handle that! I do it all the time!"

"Not those kinds-" Leo started to say but Nico cut him off and ran from the hole in the cliff. "Is that a zombie there? Hey zombie, listen up I'm the Ghost King and-"

The zombie punched him.

"I said i'm th-HEY STOP THAT! I'M TELLING MY FATHER ABOUT THIS DISRESPECT!"

Leo was laughing and groaning as Nico was attacked by skeletons and zombies until finally, a creeper blew him up.

"I quit." Nico growled. "Valdez..."

"It's a video game-" Leo's voice faded away as the screen went dark and a lot of Italian was yelled in the background to the calming tune of Minecraft.