EYYYY! We have your ~halloween special~ right here! Xoxo~

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Tawnypaw: FATHERRR I CAUGHT A MOUSEEEE AREN'T YOU PROUDDD WANNA EAT ITTT?!

Tigerclaw: Uhh...not right now sweetie…

Tawnypaw: But but- *sniffles* it was my very first catch…

Tigerclaw: Okay, okay! I'll eat it. *takes a bite*

Tawnypaw: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR IT!

Tigerclaw: *spits it out* EWWWWWW! What IS that?!

Tawnypaw: It's my beautiful brother's organs. *blinks innocently*

Tigerclaw: Wait...what did you just say-

Tawnypaw: Me and my brother went out hunting, but we couldn't find anything so we decided to fight each other for food. Literally.

Tigerclaw: *facepalm* WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Tawnypaw: I just told you why! Now, I'll go try to fight Thornclaw for food now. Bye~

Tigerclaw: My children turned out exactly the way I wanted them to.

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Featherpaw and Stormpaw: Trick or treat!

Graystripe: What are you guys doing in ThunderClan territory? They could kill you if they see you. Leave now!

Featherpaw: But father! It's Halloween! EVERYONE'S going trick-or-treating to all the other types of clans. I just passed Bramblepaw. He was heading to ShadowClan territory. I heard they have the BEST candy!

Graystripe: Why did you guys tell me? I am so disappointed in you.

Stormpaw: We're sorry, father. We just wanted to have a bit of fun.

Graystripe: You should've invited me! Now all the good candy is gone! Argh!

Featherpaw: Wait...so you're not mad at us?

Graystripe: Why would I be? I'm just a little upset you didn't invite me to join as well. Me and Firestar would've loved to come along.

Stormpaw: Yeah, there's not much candy left around. But if you don't tell anyone else, we'll share our candy with you.

Graystripe: Deal!

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Sagewhisker: Yellowfang~ If you can sort all of these herbs by the time I get back, I'll give you candy.

Yellowfang: I'd rather not. I don't like candy. Too sweet.

Sagewhisker: *gasps* EVERYONE EVERYONE EVERYONE YELLOWFANG DOESN'T LIKE CANDY SHE'S A DISGRACE!

Yellowfang: Wait what- I-

Sagewhisker: THROW HER OUT! THROW HER OUT FOREVER!

Everyone else: YEAH! THROW HER OUT! THROW HER OUT!

~a few days later~

Yellowfang: And that, Firepaw, is how I was banished from ShadowClan.

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Feathertail's ghost: Hello, Crowfeather, and Leafpool. I see that you've become quite a couple.

Crowfeather: Uhm...Yes, we're quite the couple, aren't we? *smiles are Leafpool* We're actually about to go decorate our couple den for Halloween.

Feathertail's ghost: Oh, isn't that cute? I'll be the ghost haunting anyone that goes in or out for you~

Leafpool: ...I think that's very unnecessary. We don't need another ghost hanging around here.

Feathertail's ghost: Another ghost? Who? I will kill them a second time! I'll show them that I can be the better ghost!

Crowfeather: It's actually Spottedleaf. But we were thinking that she's too soft and nice to actually be scary enough. I think you'd be a wonderful one!

Leafpool: *elbows Crowfeather and whispers* I don't want her here! She'll take away all of our love.

Feathertail's ghost: No need to whisper, child. I'm right next to you. I can hear EVERYTHING you're saying.

Leafpool: Uhmm...I think my sister needs help setting up HER den, so I'll get going now. Bye Crowfeather! See you later! We can decorate our den later tonight.

Crowfeather: So, how good are you at haunting people- WOWWWW what happened?

Feathertail's ghost: Don't worry, it's makeup. I heard this thing from some two-legs and decided that I liked it, so I took it from them while they were asleep.

Crowfeather: Very well then...

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Darkstripe: What's this potion you've been talking about, Tigerclaw? I'd be glad to help you.

Tigerstar: It's a witch poison potion.

Darkstripe: Why are we making it- I thought we were on clown decorating duty.

Tigerstar: I know, but I already finished it and I want a little more excitement from the apprentices that come here. I'm gonna make a huge witch with a bunch of twigs and then I'll place this cauldron right over here, then BOOM! Scared.

Darkstripe: What an amazing plan, but do you think it'll even work?

Tigerstar: I'm sure it will because I programmed the witch to offer them a poisoned apple and I hired Tawnypaw to pretend to die right in front of them. Hehehehe.

Darkstripe: I think that's too scary for the poor cats.

Tigerstar: They'll be able to take it! My cats are strong, but I don't guarantee that the other cats will be alive by the end of this.

Darkstripe: Let's do this!

~the next day~

Stormpaw: Let's go, Tawnypaw! We can't wait all day for you! It's getting dark.

Tawnypaw: I know, I know! Let me just get my broom then we'll go.

Featherpaw: Finally! Let's go, everyone. We're going to ShadowClan territory. I heard they have the best candy.

Bramblepaw: Yeah, even though I loath ShadowClan, I would go there for candy EVERY DAY.

Stormpaw: Ooh! These clowns are so creepy. Wow.

Tawnypaw: Hey, guys! Look over here! There's a witch.

Bramblepaw: Pfft. That's not even creepy at all. It just looks tacky. Father must've had something else in mind.

Featherpaw: Tigerstar would've made something wayy scarier than that.

Tawnypaw: Welp, okay. Let's move on.

The witch: Hello, children. I have some fresh apples and apple pie if you want to try it out.

Stormpaw: I'm not gonna lie, guys. That's pretty creepy to me.

Tawnypaw: I'll show you guys that the witch is scary! I'll take an apple!

Bramblepaw: Tawnypaw! No! In the stories, they die because of poison in the apples. Don't eat it!

Featherpaw: We should run now…

Bramblepaw: No! I'm not leaving my sister with this creepy thing!

Tawnypaw: *takes a bite and pretends to die*

Stormpaw: You know, I'm feeling that Featherpaw had a good idea. Run!

Bramblepaw: Yeah...let's go go go go go *shoves them all away quickly*

Tawnypaw: *sits up* Aww, come on! I wanted a better reaction from them, not just running.

The witch: There are still actual ghosts and clowns that are over there.

Tawnypaw: *hears a bunch of screams and a thump on the ground* Yeahh you're right. Wanna go trick-or-treating with me?

The witch: I thought you wouldn't ask.

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Tigerclaw and Goldenflower: Happy Halloween, children!

Tawnypaw and Bramblepaw: Yay! Candy! We love you, mother and father!

~a few years later~

Tigerclaw and Sasha: Happy Halloween, children!

Tadpole: Yes, yes. Now give us the candy and leave us alone. You embarrass me, mother.

Sasha: HOW DARE YOU?! I WILL DROWN YOU IN THE WATER!

Tadpole: HAHA! You can try, my name is Tadpole for a reason. You can't drown me.

Sasha: Watch me.

~a few years later~

Sasha: And that, my surviving children, is how you lost your brother, Tadpole.

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Graystripe: Look at you two children! I wish your mother was here, she would've loved to make those homemade costumes for you guys.

Silverstream's ghost: No, I still can. And I already have!

Graystripe: Yay! You two will look perfect!

Featherpaw: Are you sure? A hotdog? There's no way I'm going dressed as a hotdog.

Silverstream's ghost: No, sweetie this is for your brother. You get this super cute witch outfit I made.

Featherpaw: Oh my gosh! I love it!

Stormpaw: Hey! That's so unfair! I want a good costume too!

Silverstream's ghost: But the hotdog IS a good costume! Let's try it on.

Stormpaw: Ew! No way!

Silverstream's ghost: Come on, it's just this year, I promise. Next year I'll make something else for you.

Stormpaw: Fine.

~the next Halloween~

Silverstream's ghost: Stormpaw! I have your even better costume this time!

Stormpaw: Seriously, mother? I'm not going as a hamburger!

Silverstream's ghost: Oh come on! It's just this year, I promise. Next year I'll get you an even better costume.

Stormpaw: No way! That's what you said last year and not the mention, I was HUMILIATED when I went to ShadowClan territory last time.

Silverstream's ghost: Nobody will tease you this time. This costume is way too good. Just one more year. Please Stormpaw? You would look so cute in it!

Stormpaw: ...fine...

~and the Halloween after that~

Silverstream's ghost: Ohhhh Stormfur! I have your Halloween costume and this time, I think it'll suit you more than any of the other amazing costumes I've made for you.

Stormfur: For the last time, mother. I'm not going as a salad. I'm not vegan, and I'm not a kit anymore. I don't go trick-or-treating.

Silverstream's ghost: But your sister's going. I made her a cute little ghost costume and now everyone loves her! *whispers* Especially that WindClan apprentice, Crowpaw.

Stormfur: Nope nope nope, I'm fine. I'll stay in this year. Plus I can hang out with Mistyfoot.

Mistyfoot: Hey, Stormfur, I was wondering if you could look after the kits in the nursery. I was gonna go trick-or-treating with Feathertail.

Stormfur: Wait...what?

Mistyfoot: Have a great time~

Heyyy~ I hope you enjoyed your Halloween special! These were just a bunch of skits that I wrote, and note to self: This isn't Halloween related much, but it's scary related, and scary is related to Halloween.

This was mostly comedy, even though it wasn't really funny.

I really really hope you guys enjoy your Halloween, even with quarantine, and all of the crazy stuff that's been going on. Make sure to wear a mask in public and try to avoid large gatherings. Stay safe!