Author Notes
This fanfic was not made for money it was made because i love this universe and i want to make it bigger in this fanfic in a very funny way
im not gonna add any ships, this fanfiction series was made to explore the potential of this universe thats why this is a fan story about every character in the game and so much more and i promisse to not leave anyone behind.
A Hat in Time belongs to Gears for breakfast and The Puella Story belongs to Moleman1111/Voleman1111
A Hat in Time Renaissance Season 2
StoryBook 11:Conductor vs DJ Grooves the last contest
Bird Plane Race TV live
"Cooking Cat:and now where once again at the anual Bird Plane Race"
"JJ Grooves:whats that you ask?"
"Mustache Girl/third narrator:it's a big airplane competion where the best of the best race in an insane deadly obstacle course"
Mustache Girl grabs a remote controller and the screen changes to a map slide
"Mustache Girl:first they have to face an ice storm followed by an enourmous desert so hot that the fuel will run off fast but we have gas station and then get to the top of a snowy mountain in alpine skyline. I wish i could go there but the only thing i can do is sit on this stupid flying wheelchair and wait because my legs are broken"
"Cooking Cat:aw poor thing"
"Mustache Girl:i lost them on a fight and DON'T CALL ME A POOR THING!"
Everyone at their own garage to fix the planes or make adjustments while cameras where filming first they filmed The Conductor and his engineer was his wife Relle(once again im not good at naming), she didn't look like him, she looked more like an express owl
"Conductor's wife:alright i need to fix those plane wings Conductor do you think you can lift the plane?"
"Conductor:of course anything for you"
Conducor lifts easily the first plane wing with one hand
"Conductor's wife:it's only one side DAVE COME HELP"
"Dave:of course mama"
"The Professor:of course mama" The Professor made a bad impersonation of Dave just to mock him
Dave was The Professor's brother he was far more sucsessfull then him and he has a girlfriend Dave lifts the other side of the plane easily
interview starts Cooking Cat was holding a microphone
"Conductor's wife:i just like Conductor cause he is strong and he saved me when i was a child, i was a little bird didn't know how to fly then i fell of a cliff"
"Cooking Cat:so what happened did you express your feelings to him"
"Conductor's wife:no at first i was just stalking him at school because we both studied at the same school but i noticed something was bothering him but i didn't interfere then years later i finally talked to him and we married even though he couldn't controll his stupid obssession for trains it's like his parents forced him to like that train i mean i received some threatening letters from his parents since them i guess they don't like me but i'll prove myself winning this years competition oh did i mention the plane has a seat for two thats right im going to fly but actually i learned to fly with out a plane but still AIRPLANES! the name of this ours is The Air Owl not that owl's can't fly we just choose this name because it's cool and also..."
"Cooking Cat:ok while she just keeps talking let's go to our next competitor"
end of interview now the TV focus to the second garage, the leader was non other than the Walrus captain and his mechanics where his seals, they where doing some adjustments to his plane
"JJ Grooves:and now we get to see the walrus captain with his plane he calls the great seal so why did you name your plane like that?"
"Walrus Captain:this plane was not mine it was from my mentor he died"
"JJ Grooves:oh ok so why are you in this competition again?"
"Walrus Captain:im doing this for him he never won an airplane competition but it was one of his biggest dreams and im going to make it come true he inspired me to do this i can't just let him down"
"JJ Grooves:is that al you have to say well now let's ask this seal"
"Seal:owo hi mwiss"
"JJ Grooves:so do you have a reason to be here"
"Seal:all we do we do it fow the captain and we love our jwobs"
"JJ Grooves:aww so CUTE"
Seal slaps JJ Grooves
"JJ grooves:ouch bad seal!"
"Seal:thats what you get for calling me cute"
"JJ Grooves:*gulps* ok now that where done with Walrus let's go to DJ Grooves a.k.a my grandpa a.k.a soon to retire"
DJ Grooves was at his garage doing adjustments to his plane with the help of Thor, Hat Kid and Bow Kid
"Mustache Girl:and now where with our last competitor DJ Grooves baby"
"DJ Grooves:oh hello there darling i heard your not going so how's your leg?"
"Mustache Girl:still broken but it will be fine soon so tell me DJ Grooves why are you participating this year?(i know your participating but they made me ask this to you)"
"DJ Grooves:they said it's impossible for a penguin to fly but look at this this plane almost win the last competition but i got a losing streak at this one"
"Mustache Girl:that plane is catching my attention"
DJ Grooves plane had his face painted all over it
"Mustache Girl:it's beautifull why CAN'T I GO WITH YOU THIS IS UNFAIR I DON'T WANT TO WAIT TILL NEXT SEASON FOR MY LEG TO RECOVER"
"Bow Kid:don't worry it will be over soon besides there is nothing too big to worry maybe it will recover on the later"
the camera cuts to a timer o and all the planes set of, Mustache Girl witnessing the planes but not being able to go there
"Mustache Girl:*Crying* i just wanted some adventure"
"Bow Kid:let's go to work i mean i decided im not coming so since Hat Kid will be busy now i guess we should take her place in her job you can be on the counter with the cash register"
"Mustache Girl:fine"Mustache Girl sobs
Mustache Girl drops the mic and activates a button on her weel chair that turns it into a rocket chair, Bow Kid jumped on Mustache Girl's arms and they both went back to the ship but something was happening.
Meteors where heading towards the ship
"Bow Kid:where in middle of a meteors shower activate shields"
Mustache Girl was piloting the ship
"Mustache Girl:we don't have shields the last one broke"
"Bow Kid:im the shield"
Bow Kid uses a shield bubble technique to cover the ship, the meteors didn't damage the ship but now they where flying towards the shadow planet
"Mustache girl:oh no what have we done"
"Bow Kid:don't worry that planet has it's own "
but the shield didn't work the meteors slipped throught
"Mustache Girl:but it's gettting unstable as the prophecy predicted, this is not good. we need to comunicate Hat Kid!Now!"
"Cooking Cat:and now the planes are flying The Conductor in first place, Walrus in second and DJ Grooves in last place will he finally win a million pons on this competition or get a second place"
"DJ Grooves:where winning today darling"
DJ Grooves was the pilot while Hat Kid was the coopilot
"Hat Kid:woo hoo i mean i can already fly a ship but flying an airplane is so much fun"
"DJ Grooves:don't get your hopes up we have to pass the Walrus Captain"
"Walrus:you two are not winning this year or whatever LAUCH THE SEAL CANONS"
Walrus Captain puts a seal on the canon and blasts it but they dodged it
"Seal:aaaaaaaaaaaaa im falling"
the seal fell into the water
"Seal:im ok"
"Walrus:that didn't do anything come to think of it who is flying the ship oh no i forgot the seals got no license DAMNIT! WHERE GONNA FALL oh wait it's water i tried my best mentor but i coudn't do it"
Walrus Captain and the seals fell in the cold water
"Hat Kid:i hope he gets better i kinda own him a new ship thanks goodness the prize is a million pons so DJ Grooves do me a favour"
"DJ Grooves:what?"
"Hat Kid:would you mind if i use the money for me to buy him a new cruise"
Hat Kid and DJ Grooves already arrived the desert"
"DJ Grooves: i don't mind not at all i mean im already rich my hit singles already sold more a million"
"Hat Kid:you don't need to brag"
"DJ Grooves:yeah i know know but i want to win because i want to win thats all but i never won the last competitions"
"Hat Kid:but the real thing is having fun are you having fun are you having fun?"
"DJ Grooves:now that you ask i don't know maybe"
"Hat Kid:thats the DJ Grooves i know. the one who makes music for fun and enjoys the show"
"DJ Grooves:funny that you don't know about me we only met 3 years you never heard about me because your from another planet i mean we couldn't get best a weird barrier and expore the universe but when you arrived it was the most awesome thing that happened because i get to be friends with someone that respects me not only as a fan but as a friend and during those three years i missed you but you came back three years later why did you take this long ? i mean you didn't even come in summer vacations."
"Hat Kid:first of all thanks Grooves your the best and i was busy with stuff way too much homework just for a summer vacation."Hat Kid laughs
Hat Kid notices the fuel was empty
"Hat Kid:oh the fuel is empty WHERE GONNA FALL"
"DJ Grooves:nope"
DJ Grooves activates the wheels and lands the plane sucsessfully on the sand
"Hat Kid:well i guess we need to find a gas station"
Conductors plane lands next to Groovess's plane
"Conductor:out of fuel"
"Conductor's wife:i agree i'll push the plane"
Conductor looks to the side to see DJ Grovess and Hat Kid pushing their own airplane with a rope tied to it
"Conductor's wife:so your plane is out of fuel too huh you must be Hat Kid im Rella"
"Hat Kid:hi so you must be his wife The Conductor told me all about you, your strong and kind"
"Conductor's wife:your strong and kind too"
"Hat Kid:thanks so um..."
while Hat Kid and the Conductor's wife where talking Conductor and Dj Groves where also talking DJ Grooves was pushing the plane with Hat Kid while Condutor was still just sitting on his plane
"DJ Grooves:out of fuel?"
"Conductor:don't be so stupid DJ Peck Neck im out of fuel"
"DJ Grooves:so are you having fun"
"The Conductor:yeah right i am because im getting another victory and the money will be all mine"
"DJ Grooves:but are you having fun"
"The Conductor:what are you talking about"
"DJ Grooves:you know your wife is strugling to push your plane to the plane fuel station i think you should help her..."
Hat Kid looks to then both they where arguing again
"Hat Kid:oh no they're arguing again"
"Conductor's wife:but it wasn't aways like that they used to be friends until let's just say a movie competition changed they're lifes"
"Hat Kid:i already knew about this but i didn't knew they where friends"
"Conductor's wife:The Conductor can be so annoying sometimes all he thinks about is his stupid train, his parents where a BAD influence i used to stalk him but don't think me wrong it's just that i somehow had feelings for him but when his parents found out about this they sent me threatening letters but they didn't change my mind about him he is a nice guy once you get to know him"
"Hat Kid:yeah The Conductor can be nice when he wants to,
Hat Kid spots something from the distance
"Hat Kid:oh there i see whith my little eyes A FUEL STATION WOO HOO finally i get a break"
they went to a ice cream store at the side of the gas station, Hat Kid and The Conductor's wife where sitting on one table while DJ Grooves and The Condutor where sitting on another
"DJ Grooves:nothing beats some good old ice cream"
"The Conductor:why!?"
"DJ Grooves:why what?"
"The Conductor:why are you sitting with me?"
"DJ Grooves:Hat Kid is talking to your wife"
"The Conductor:so what?"
"DJ Grooves:it's a girls thing just ignore the fact that im sitting on the same table as you"
"The Conductor:but there is plenty more tables to sit and why did you choose mine"
"DJ Grooves:you need company and i need company darling"
"The Conductor:ooo i see how it is you are trying to be nice because you think im gonna be humiliated well no i won't this year im going to win and your going to lose"
"DJ Grooves:humiliate you HUMILIATE thats it now you made me angry! you think just because you win every time this means you get to humiliate me ? Well guess what this makes you a sore loser"
"The Conductor:it's on"
DJ Grooves and The Conductor back to Hat Kid and Conductor's wife
"Hat Kid:oh no it looks like things are getting intense"
"Conductor's wife:yeah i think that too"
DJ Grooves phone rings with a message that the plane is full and now it was time to end this race.
"DJ Grooves:let's see who wins this competition once and for all"
Back in the air Hat Kid and DJ Grooves where flying to the mountain in high speed.
"Hat Kid:Grooves are you ok?"
"DJ Grooves:no im mad The Conductor did the last straw now i just want to win"
"Hat Kid why? Isn't this snow storm deadly"
"DJ Grooves:no worries i this plane has a glass dome covering it"
DJ Grooves pushes a button and a glass dome automatically covers the plane
"Hat Kid:this is a good idea but did you include cleaners"
Hat Kid and DJ Grooves coudn't see a lot with the wet dome but they finally got close to The Conductor.
Conductor's plane was strugling to fly throught the snow storm
"The Conductor:hahaha this snow storm ain't nothing for me. DO YOUR WORST snow storm"
"DJ Grooves:hey Conductor darling!"
"The Conductor:what? how?! It dosen't matter because im bombing you to the ground HONEY PILOT THE PLANE"
The Conductor grabbed a bomb and went to stand up on his plane's wing looking at DJ Grooves's plane that was behind him
"Hat Kid:no thats cheating can't we just stop this madness and be normal for once..."
"DJ Grooves:shut up Hat Kid this is my fight and as you said i didn't come here just to win im here to prove myself he thinks he just won because of his dirty tricks but im here to prove myself understood!"
Hat Kid realises what is happening and says yes shaking her head one time
"DJ Grooves:good now pilot the ship im going to the the plane's wing"
"Hat Kid:Roger!"
DJ Grooves was ready
"Conductor:what are you doing here Peck Neck"
"DJ Grooves:what? Afraid i could because i won't i will win this year and you will stop humiliating me"
"The Conductor:GET LOST!"
The Conductor throws a bomb at DJ Grooves but he kicks it away and it explodes behind the plane Hat Kid adrenaline gauge was high she was sweating
"Hat Kid's thoughts:oh no The Conductor is serious if he sucsessfully hits us we will die"
Hat Kid then screams to DJ Groovess's
"Hat Kid:Grooves don't let the plane get hit or we will die"
"Conductor's wife:what!? Um honey i think you should stop right now"
"The Conductor:NONSENSE HE DESERVES THIS YOU DESERVE THIS DJ PECK NECK"
"DJ Grooves:no you can't be serious. Conductor why are you doing this? this is going too far !"
"The Conductor:im gonna win this year and the next year"
The Conductor keeps throwing bombs while his wife was piloting the plane
"DJ Grooves:stop this for once you idiot those bombs are dangerous"
"The Conductor:no you deserve this YOU DESERVE THIS FOR EVERYTHING DO YOU THINK I AM A CRAZY PERSON NO I JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE YOU!"
"DJ Grooves:what?"
"The Conductor:back then when we where youger you used to have everything i ever wanted as a kid, friends and family"
"DJ Grooves:go on"
"The Conductor:you would aways get the best grades, best skills and best everything even your parents like you but me, MY PARENTS HATE ME AND ALL THEY MADE ME DO IS WATCH THEIR TRAIN I WON'T LET MY BABY DIE or my parents will hate me forever. and where did it bring me TO THIS BOMBS AWAY PECK NECK!"
The Conductor was gonna throw a bomb at DJ Grooves but Hat Kid interrupts
"Hat Kid:THATS IT ENOUGH YOU TWO! i know that you two had your things going on but you've GONE TOO FAR!"
"The Conductor:shut up lassie where just in the middle of an..."
"Hat Kid:argument?!"
Hat Kid was so angry and crying
"Hat Kid:you aways did that, evertime you two have your little contests at first you would act like idiots but THEN YOU AWAYS TRY TO WHATEVER IT TAKES EVEN DRIVING YOURSELVES TO MURDER you even involved! IM JUST A CHILD but even if im from outer space WOULD YOU TWO KILL EACH OTHER JUST TO WIN SOME STUPID COMPETITION?! IS IT WORTH IT!? this isn't"
both DJ Grooves and The Conductor realised something as he reached his past memories
Flashback
Delay Joan Grooves you got the highest grades again im impressed
the teatcher then looked at The Conductor's test and she was dissapointed at him
"Teatcher:F again i can't believe you got an F again you need to study more Conductor"
"The Conductor:i didn't have anytime i was to busy taking care of the train"
Conductor was crying while the entire class was laughing at him
"Class Students:Conductor what a lame name, PECK PECK PECK NECK NECK"
"Another Student:the only thing you care about is your train? Your not even an adult yet"
The Conductor exits the school crying but DJ Grooves saw him going outside and followed him
"DJ Grooves:darling what are you doing? You can't just skip class like that"
"The Conductor:how do you do it"
"DJ Grooves:what?"
"The Conductor:how the peck can you have so many friends"
"DJ Grooves:didn't your parents tell you not to swear"
"The Conductor:no im all alone in this world all i want are friends, family and good grades but my life sucks im all alone"
DJ Grooves puts his wing on Conductor's shoulder
"DJ Grooves:what if we be friends"
"The Conductor:ha ha friends? You really want to be my friend?"
"DJ Grooves:togheter nothing can stop us"
"The Conductor:if you say so"
then something fell from the sky and it hited Conductor's head
"DJ Grooves:wow what is this?"
"Conductor:i don't know it looks familiar and shiny"
"DJ Grooves:let's keep it as a symbol for our friendship"
"DJ Grooves and The Conductor:forever"
End of Flashback
"DJ Grooves:you're right i can't do this anymore we shouldn't have done any of this just for some stupid competition just because i wanted to win a trophy?this competition will be our last one"
DJ Grooves was crying then a purple substance evaporated from him
"The Conductor:so what you feel sorry for me your coward this ends now!"
The Conductor tried to a bomb at DJ Grooves but he missed the plane and him
"DJ Grooves:you missed"
DJ Grooves takes of his glasses and rubs his eyes revealing cute dot like eyes
"The Conductor:YOU IMBECILE I DIDN'T besides,you don't deserve to die but that doesn't mean im not winning this competition"
"DJ Grooves:thank you darling your so much fun i like doing all those contest togheter, your the best rival and with all your one of the most great birds! and i understand if you don't want to be friends i deserve it"
DJ Grooves puts his sunglasses back
"Conductor:yes you do"
"Hat Kid's thoughts:this is a good start" Hat Kid smiles after droping the last tear"
"Conductor's wife:i hat to interrupt you guys but something bad is happening"
Everyone looks to the right and meteors where coming directly at them
"DJ Grooves:what are those?"
"Hat Kid:meteors"
"Conductor:what?"
"Hat Kid:we have to quit this contest imediately! DJ Grooves get back inside the plane NOW!"
"The Conductor:no i won't i must win i must win"
he was going to look what was in front of him and saw a meteor the meteor felt familiar
"The Conductor:shiny"
"Hat Kid:no what are you doing?! get out of here now!"
"The Conductor:so shiny"
both planes where strugling to survive the meteor shower but The Conductor just stood there looking at the bright meteor.
"Conductor's wife:HONEY GET ON YOUR SEAT NOW"
"The Conductor:soooo shiiiny..."
The Meteor Hits The Conductor as it hits the ground
"Hat Kid:Conductor!"
"Conductor's wife:NOOOOOOOO! I'LL SAVE YOU"
Conductor's wife flies the plane towards the meteor direction"
"Hat Kid:we better go help"
The plane competition was total disaster everyone lost
Back Then
a little space owl tries to fly but he didn't do it no matter what he did again and again but aways fails.
this dream again. was very famÃliar to him deep down.
Then the image bacame clear as it was a memory there where two space owls they where a great lovely couple they where holding the little owl and cheering him up
"Little Owl:*Crying*"
"Mom Owl:aww don't cry son your can do it"
"Dad owl:time to fly son you can do it"
After trying his best he did it he could fly and in space his flight was beautifull, fast and star sparkles where coming each time the bird flaps his wings then the little owl's parents where flying with him
"Mom Owl:thats it you did it im proud of you Owley(This is Conductor name for story purposes, is this a good name?)"
as the name repeats itself it all gets white.
The Conductor wakes up from a coma inside a hospital room, it was dark because it was night.
"The Conductor:mom dad where are...? Oh that was just a dream"
End of Storybook
Author Notes
A Hat in Time Renaissance is back boys and girls
Expect one of the last 10 Season 2 StoryBooks to drop every Monday.
Next StoryBook:A Little Help?
it's a boring day for Mustache Girl, her legs are broken and she can't go on missions with her friends but this gave them time to reopen the hat store because Tim is selling his new floating Hat(Unused Hat Reference)