There an advancing parade, led by what appeared to be the Castiel in human form as a Major.
More and more fanfare built up until Dean flies off Sam's back on magic carpet and flew down to the sultan. Lucifer slammed the door shut.
"Splendid, absolutely marvelous." Bobby clapped.
"Ahem. Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter's hand." Dean said.
"Prince Dean! Of course. I'm delighted to meet you." He rushed over and shook Dean's hand. "This is my royal vizier, Lucifer. He's delighted too."
"Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince Bean-" Lucifer said.
"Dean!" Dean said.
"Whatever. You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to-" Lucifer said.
"...by Allah, this is quite a remarkable device." Bobby played with Carpet. He tugged at the tassels, and they tugged his moustache. "I don't suppose I might..."
"Why certainly, your majesty. Allow me." Dean said.
He helped Bobby up onto the carpet, and he plopped down. Lucifer pinned the carpet down on the floor with the staff.
"Sire, I must advise against this-" Lucifer said.
"-Oh, button up, Lucifer. Learn to have a little fun." Bobby said.
He kicked away the staff and Carpet and Bobby flew away. Crowley, who was standing on the head of the staff, falls down, repeatedly bopping the staff with his beak as he descended. Bobby and Carpet fled high into the ceiling, then began a dive-bomb attack, flying under Sam, scaring him. The flight continued in the background, while Lucifer and Dean talked in the foreground.
"Just where did you say you were from?" Lucifer said.
"Oh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure." Dean smiled. Lucifer did not.
"Try me." Lucifer said. Crowley landed on the staff.
"Look out, Polly!" Bobby said.
They all duck in time as the carpet whizzed centimeters over their heads. Carpet returned and Bobby chased Crowley around the room.
"Hey, watch it. Watch it with the dumb rug!" Crowley said.
Carpet zoomed underneath Crowley, who sighed, wiped his brow, and crashed into a pillar. He crashed to the floor, and his head was circled by miniature Bobby's, saying "Have a cracker, have a cracker. The real Bobby began his final approach.
"Out of the way, I'm coming in to land. Lucifer, watch this!" Bobby landed.
"Spectacular, your highness." Lucifer said.
"Ooh, lovely. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it." Bobby said. Carpet walked over to Sam dizzily, then collapses. Sam caught it. "This is a very impressive youth. And a prince as well. He Whispered to Lucifer. "If we're lucky, you won't have to marry Lisa after all."
"I don't trust him, sire." Lucifer said.
"Nonsense. One thing I pride myself on Lucifer, I'm an excellent judge of character." Bobby said.
"Oh, excellent judge, yeah, sure...not!" Crowley said.
Lisa walked in quietly.
"Lisa will like this one!" Bobby said.
"And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Lisa!" Dean said.
"Your highness, no. I must intercede on Lisa's behalf." Lucifer said. Lisa heard this and got mad. "This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the princess?"
"Your majesty, I am Prince Dean!" He pricked Lucifer's goatee, which sprang out in all directions. "Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter!"
"How dare you!" Lisa said. They all looked at her surprised. "All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!" She stormed out."
"Oh, dear. Don't worry, Prince Dean. Just give Lisa time to cool down.
"I think it's time to say good bye to Prince Bean." Lucifer muttered.
