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Hot: I'll see what I can do, thank you for the suggestion.
thunderofdeath97: Yes but in those tales, he was merely narrated as a female but never shown. Have you seen his female form? As for the Giantess, why not include a real Giantess? (wink). The others? I can't say too much at this point due to spoilers.
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Primarx: He is dealing with Naruto, I doubt the redhead would let him watch as he bangs the queen.
Fusion Uzumaki: Very perceptive. Yes some were from LOTU. No, at the moment I am pretty sure I will not be bringing that story back but maybe some day, I will think about it.
Re Lovely Lover: Some you will find out in this chapter and the others? Only time will tell.
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Yes you're right about Mystique but I wanted to give their reunion some time.
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Royal Palace, Asgard
The celebratory party was going in full swing within the golden confines of the royal palace. It was quite late at night but the excitement of the participants increased with each passing second. Unlike the other Asgardians and invited guests from other realms, Naruto was not much for parties of high nobility.
They were too stuck up and two-faced for his liking.
He did meet with several dignitaries of the various realms and exchanged pleasantries … in his unique Uzumaki style. Those who were genuine in their desires to know him better simply smiled at his brashness and those who had other motives walked off with enraged expressions on their faces.
Stuck up assholes!
Naruto Uzumaki was no one's pawn. He neither liked using others for his benefits nor fancied being used. These stiff bastards were lucky he hadn't erased them on the spot for even thinking of such an insult to his existence.
Some he personally approached to meet and get to know like the Warriors Three and Thor's older brother, Baldur. Unfortunately the one he wanted to meet the most was absent. The little spitfire known as Lady Sif was on a peace offering mission to the realm of the Frost Giants, Jotunheim.
To make matters worse, even his favorite target of constant teasing, the ever thick and stubborn leader of the Valkyries was also absent … more like she refused to come when she heard of his arrival.
At least that's the excuse she made to fool the others. He was another matter altogether. He knew she was forced to avoid him … for her own sake. The busty blonde Queen knew that even the tiniest fraction of time spent with him may very well cause her to take an action both her and her people would later regret due to the social backlash.
They were known as the Valkyries, the greatest warriors of the Nine Realms and vehement haters of men. The mere sight of a man made them want to puke … except him.
His constant appearance in their isolated realm and incredible resilience had weakened their beliefs that men were merely there to help women reproduce and nothing else. Other than that, they were to be hated, shunned, killed and deemed unworthy of love.
The feelings he had awoken in their thicc leader, her subsequent reluctance to have executed several times and her leniency towards him had not put her leadership in question but also caused unrest among the Valkyries.
This was exactly what he wanted.
Cruel it may sound and seem but this was for their own good. It's true that the end does not justify the means but sometimes the result of a condition more than justify the means IF the end result is noble enough.
Saving the Valkyrie race was an end noble enough in his opinion.
Their strict laws, merciless policies and ruthless actions had caused more than enough troubles for them during all these years. They may not be aware but the remaining realms, except Midgard, were planning to seal off any and all entrance points into the Valkyrie realm to stop them from ever harming.
Since they also refused taking orders from Odin himself and retreated to a separate realm of sorts away from Asgard, Odin realized that he could not simply eradicate them in fear of triggering a war between the remaining realms.
He cunningly did the next best thing.
He sent messengers to the rulers of the eight Realms to help him end the threat of the Valkyries once and for all. Unfortunately for the old geezer the messengers mysteriously found themselves in a labyrinth without an exit and were forced to endlessly search for a way out.
Yeah good luck with finding a way out of an Uzumaki seal.
As of right now, Odin is still waiting for the responses of his fellow rulers, unaware that his messengers were stuck in a never ending maze of mysterious caverns. But he wasn't cruel enough to leave them to death; the maze was merely an illusion.
They were simply sleeping soundly and only awaken when he wills them to. Such would only happen when he has saved the Valkyries from their demise.
There was also another reason why Brunnhilda never accepted the invitation to the party. She was well aware of what waited her in the palace … courtesy of a tiny red fox delivering a message to her palace and warning her about not attending the celebration.
Odin's so called genuine approach to a non-violent and peaceful reunion was nothing but a carefully plotted scheme to … re-educate the thicc queen and have her 'regret' her decisions of separating from Asgard.
While Brunnhilda may not know who helped her people or rather who has been helping her people since the last decade or so after the partition, he knew she was starting to suspect his involvement in the proceedings.
A pervert he may be but Naruto Uzumaki rarely acknowledged others as great warriors, the Valkyries had earned his respect the day they stood against Odin's iron rule and fought for their freedom. He respected fighters and had vowed to help any warrior in need of his power.
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But damn if he wasn't missing that spitfire of a queen and her phat ass! The least she could've done was make a brief visit to his room, give him a wet kiss on the lips and then leave. This was so not fair dammit!
Pouting like a child denied of his candy, Naruto kicked open the door to his room and stomped inside with a frown, instantly discarding the stuffy garb that Asgardians wore. Yes the golden city was on a higher altitude but was it necessary to wear such thick clothes?
"It seems I've caught you at a bad time" a soft but commanding voice, full of deceptive hunger and desire, echoed across the room, gaining the attention of the redhead as he stopped shedding his clothes and sighed tiredly.
Fuck, this kept getting better and better with each passing second.
He knew that voice quite well. "No need to apologize, your highness, but do remember to knock before you enter"
Standing at the door was none other an otherworldly beautiful woman in possession of exotic features. The woman had long dark hair, done in a high ponytail and decorated by a golden crown-like tiara atop her head, augmenting the exoticness of her pointy ears.
A golden pearl necklace and earrings drew the attention to her delicate collar and made one desire for more. Striking faded white tribal markings ran over her shoulders, hands all the way to golden bangles around her wrists.
A white leotard with golden trims was the only piece of clothing separating the sheer thickness of her sinful form from the outside world, beside the flimsy silver robe barely covering anything. The white fabric looked painfully stretched around her chest, sinfully straining to contain a pair of massively meaty breasts.
Delicate waist supported the heavy load of her tits and went on to flare off into a wide, Milf worthy hips unrestricted by any sort of clothing, all finished by a golden ringed belt to hold the white-golden leotard.
And then came the most dangerous of her endowments.
The woman was blessed with a pair of strong, muscularly feminine but thick thighs to support the utterly gigantic mass of her phat meaty ass. A golden ring around the left thigh only enhanced the juiciness of her warrior legs and really drew the eyes to her fleshy rear.
All finished by a flimsy robe. Oh and she had light blue skin but who the fuck cared about her skin tone when she was sporting such massive milk tanks and gigantic booty.
She was none other than the beautiful Dark Elf, Alflyse, Queen of Svartalfheim.
"I do apologize but the door was already open before I got here" the queen replied in a smooth tone as she entered without a second thought and approached the redhead with a soft smile. "Perhaps you should lock your door more often… or make sure they are closed at the very least"
"I'll be sure to remember your wise counsel, your majesty" Naruto replied sarcastically, gesturing to a chair in his temporary room. "Why don't you take a seat, I am sure you have something to say to me"
"Amusing … since you have been avoiding me for the last few hours or so" the dark queen countered pointedly, walking past the redhead with a natural sway to her thick hips and drawing the man's attention to her phat ass. "Any reasons for such hostility?"
'Damn look at that ass!' a chibi Naruto was running around his mindscape and humping air with a maniacal look on his face as the original Uzumaki heir bore a hole through Alflyse's swaying butt before he snapped out of his stupor and the queen sat on one of the chairs. 'Definitely Grade A… or dare I say, Milf-worthy booty'
"I was busy…"
"Indeed, busy avoiding me"
"Let me finish please" the redhead interrupted her amused comeback with a pout.
"Or busy taking your mind off last night?" the Dark Elf pressed on with a pointedly smug smile, resting her head on her clenched hand as she eyed the redhead up and down. "I can at least confirm that Frigga was not the only one absentminded tonight"
If the redhead was anyone else, he would've jumped out of his skin at her knowing tone and the accusations she placed before him, but he was Naruto Uzumaki. He was not surprised easily…
"Ok who the fuck told you that?"
But simply because he wasn't surprised didn't mean that he wanted to know who had ratted him out.
The Milf queen smiled like a Cheshire cat, a seductively hungry smirk dancing on her purple lips as she observed the undisturbed redhead with hazy eyes. This was so fun. "Told me what?"
"That I fucked Frigga like a bitch in heat" Naruto blurted out shamelessly, earning a wide-eyed look from the queen as she developed a healthy red tint to her defined cheeks.
Yeah … she wasn't expecting such an answer. She had expected him to deny ever thinking of such a thing, let alone doing it. She could have continued this game for ever if he had just played along but it seems Frigga was right about many things.
Naruto Uzumaki was never subtle with his words or actions.
"I have known her since she was the princess of Vannaheim and have been a part of all significant events regarding her life here on Asgard. I believe I would notice my friend wandering off in the middle of serious conversations and smiling like she has just defeated the Midgard Serpent" Queen Alflyse replied in a humorous tone, licking her plump lips as she gave the redhead a bedroom look. "Which makes me wonder…"
"Wonder what?"
The Milf queen promptly stood up from her chair, unintentionally causing the giant sphere of meaty milk-tanks to wobble deliciously and draw Naruto's eyes to each movement as she approached the redhead with an extra sway to her motherly hips.
"How did a mortal man manage to not only seduce but utterly dominate the All-Mother so strongly that she has yet to recover from her carnal intoxication?" Alflyse whispered seductively, trailing her tongue over a pair of plump, cock-sucking lips as she approached the Dimension Hopper. "Such cannot be the feat a mortal has the power to accomplish"
Naruto was all too aware of this game. This wasn't his first time being a target of a higher being's seduction. Unfortunately for the Dark Elf, Naruto seduced beings from the higher planes of existences on a mere whim, not the other way around.
The Dimension Hopper snaked his hands around the queen's slender waist and pulled her towards his body, mashing her delicious softness against the steel-like skin of his body with a wide grin. "Wouldn't you like to find out?"
Smiling in approval, the thicc queen wrapped her hands around the redhead's neck and pressed herself even harder against his addicting warmth, dark eyes of lust captivated by the sheer power behind the man's blue orbs. "Indeed I would"
"Let's take this to somewhere more comfortable" the charismatic redhead stated in a husky tone and hoisted up the strong queen like a weightless doll, earning a flush-faced look from the Dark Elf as she was carried like a child.
Naruto sat down on the chair the queen had been previously seated on and lowered the thicc Milf onto his lap, growling like a beast as the sinfully soft flesh of the queen's massive ass settled on his lap, ballooning out to the sides in a seductive show of lewdness.
Smiling in content, the dark haired queen eased her prodigious rear onto the redhead's lap and leaned against his chiseled chest with a pleasant sigh, subconsciously puffing out her heavy breasts against his torso.
A gentle moan fled her pouty lips when Naruto's resilient hands soothingly kneaded her shoulders, channeling his strong, incredibly potent and dense energy directly into her body to relax her nerves.
"Tell me why you are here, my queen" the Dimension Hopper whispered into her ear, earning a shiver from the aroused Dark Elf.
Even though she was perfectly in control of her body thus there were no annoying pains for having such massive pair of milk-tanks, she still enjoyed having her shoulders or any other of her body rubbed, squeezed and fondled.
Especially by someone like this charismatic redhead.
"Frigga told me about your prowess in and outside the bedroom… ah… the prowess she described was exactly what I was looking for" Alflyse started with a soft moan as Naruto turned his attention towards her gigantic containers of cream, fondling and squeezing the motherly globes of tantalizing. "My people needs a King to guide them, help them evolve and grow"
Naruto gently fondled the great mass of ripe, motherly and delicious orbs of creamy meat through her silver robe, sinking his fingers into her massive tits. "And what about you? What do you need?"
"I need a man to take me …ah … dominate me and claim me as his property. I need …oh… a man to arouse me with his scent alone, make me moan with a mere look and take my soul to the halls of Valhalla with a simple touch" the aroused queen muttered out in bliss, gasping cutely as the redhead started openly fondling her tits through her flimsy leotard. "I need a man like you"
The redheaded prince cupped her bulky globes and hefted them up as if weighing them, wobbling the meaty breasts like fleshy basketballs as he eyed the blushing queen with a savagely demonic look. "Tempting offer but I will have to decline"
"Why? What more do you want?" the moaning Milf queen groaned in both protest and arousal as she felt herself getting wetter and wetter with each passing second. "I am offering everything I have … including my body for your pleasure"
Before Naruto could answer, a severely frantic Thor barged into the room with a panicked expression, not even bothering to knock the door in his hurry to let the redhead know.
"Naruto!"
Queen Alflyse almost jumped out of the redhead's lap when the Asgardian barged in but a subtle squeeze of her massive tits from the redhead stopped her from doing anything but uttering a whimpering moan.
Thor was too panicked to notice the state his redheaded friend was in as he rushed into the room. "The Earth has vanished! We must leave immediately!"
Without even waiting for the Dimension Hopper to get the message properly, the blond prince blurred out as soon as he had entered and vanished into the corridors.
"We'll have to continue this conversation some other time, my dark queen" Naruto whispered into her ears, squeezing the utter bulk of her gargantuan globes of ripened tit-flesh one last time before hoisting up the queen from his lap and setting her on her feet.
Queen Alflyse took too long to snap out of her thoughts, filled with visions of a stud redhead taking her from behind on her bed like a savage beast and then fast-forwarding to another scenario where the same redhead is sitting on a wide Ebony Throne while she is kneeling between his legs and sucking on his jutting manhood.
By the time the Dark Elf became aware of her surroundings, the redhead was long gone, leaving a golden clawed gauntlet on the table with a note. Almost robotically, the dark haired Milf took the note and skimmed through the contents.
*The Tiger Claw is made from my energy and capable of slaying a Frost Giant with a single strike. Use it well. We shall meet again … soon*
Despite herself, an approving smirk danced on her lips as she donned the terrifying golden claw, admiring the view it provided while connected to her golden bangles. The gauntlet truly did gave off the same warmth and aura Naruto himself possessed, on a much lesser scale but still there.
It calmed her frantic thoughts to realize that she hadn't been refused but simply delayed for later consideration. The gauntlet was a sign of his acceptance but not commitment.
"Frigga was right, your passion is addicting"
Manhattan, Planet Earth
As it turned out, Thor hadn't even bothered waiting for him and simply vanished off with his signature move that had previously confused him. But just before phasing out of the Yggdrasil related realm, Naruto made sure to give his old partner, Heimdall a parting gift for his continued support in making Thor's visits to his mansion entertaining.
Yes his energy always made teleportation disorienting and misleading for those trying to seek him out directly but directing Thor's trajectory towards the bathroom and making sure to have the Asgardian prince needlessly travel thrown the realms in sonic speeds until Kurama gets busy was all thanks to the dark-skinned Asgardian.
There were very few who understood his sense of humor and Heimdall, surprisingly enough, was one of them. He deserved more than just gifts from him.
He made sure to leave Sif a very detailed note on what he was going to do to her when she returned. The images included in the letter, coupled with words written from an Uzumaki's lewd imagination, would leave the thicc Asgardian either so angry that she'd track him down to Xavier Mansion or so horny that …
Well track him down to Xavier institute and let him hammer her like a bitch.
But with how much pride she had, she would most likely do neither of those and simply vent out her anger or finger herself to mindless orgasms. Yup she had issues like that.
He also made a brief visit to Frigga. After all, he couldn't just forget the Milf queen after rocking her thicc world. She deserved more than simple one night stand … some seriously beastly pounding every day and night to show her the true pleasures of the flesh.
Needless to say, the Dimension Hopper left Asgard on good terms. He helped a stubborn but busty Valkyrie leader from being brainwashed, annoyed Sif even when she wasn't there, made some friends, annoyed the hell out of some stuck up assholes, fucked Thor's mother like his personal slut and made the Queen of Dark Elfs dance to his tone.
What more could he want?
Well a lot more actually. He had so much more to get from Asgard and he would get once the time was right but this much was enough for now.
With his head held high and morale soaring through the skies, Naruto vanished into thin air, leaving nothing but fading golden specks of energy to float around and disappear.
And appeared ….
'What the hell?!'
Where the hell was Avengers Tower? And more importantly why was the sky green?
Yes he had a terrible sense of direction but he knew for sure that he set course for Manhattan where the Avengers lived. What he was seeing right now was not what he had been expecting.
Especially a giant statue of … Dr. Doom?
'Yup, something fucked up Earth real good' Naruto mused idly, floating above the ocean surface with a curious look on his face. Were those surveillance drones? And guarded by strange robotic soldiers looking around for something or someone?
"Target Spotted!"
Yup, they noticed him.
"Doom better not have done anything to the Ramen Stand or I will shove that statue so far up his ass even his ancestors will think twice before procreating" the redhead muttered to himself, lazily approaching the shore while keeping the swiftly nearing robotic force in his peripheral vision.
The tin-can can rule the world all he wanted as long as his girls were safe and his ramen was piping hot. Beyond that, he had nothing against …
"All who defy Doom deserves death at the hands of the Black Bride"
Distorted the voice may be but Naruto could recognize the unintentional hint of seduction and distracting lust in the tone of the speaker. He knew only one person who spoke so seductively without actually meaning to do and that was …
"Natasha, what…." The redhead's sentence died midway when his eyes fell on a red haired woman with a golden mask, leading a platoon of robotic soldiers against him. His eyes immediately noticed the difference. "Wait a minute! What the hell happened to your tits and ass?"
What trickery and insult this was!? The Natasha Romanoff he remembered and knew had the kind of tits to turn saints into perverts and an ass thick enough to use as a two-person pillow. This … imposter before him had neither the ass nor the tits he remembered Natasha having.
Yes she was dressed like Black Widow but he refused to see her as the stubborn redhead in a skin-tight suit, giant breast, phat meaty ass and a vacuum-like mouth able to suck balls through the shafts.
He refused to even look at her properly!
"How did you know my name?" the woman stated in genuine confusion, lowering her guard for the briefest of seconds before straightening up again and directing her stingers at her fellow redhead. "I'll not be swayed by your mind games. Surrender peacefully or die like a coward"
"You even sound like her … Damn you for impersonating Natasha like that" Naruto muttered in comical irritation as a tic mark pulsed on his temple. "Get out of here before I snap"
"Attack!"
The seemingly annoyed but comically groaning redhead did not move an inch as the swarm of robotic soldiers rushed at him from all sides as he stood motionless while palming his face in irritation. Until the demonic sheen of a crimson eye flashed from the cracks of his opened fingers and beam of crimson energy zipped out of his left orb in a brilliant show of light.
The Black Bride watched in horrified fascination as a platoon of the so called Peace keeping force of Planet Doom was shredded into tiny pieces by the energy beam, piercing, weaving and steering amidst the horde as if it had a mind of its own.
Until nothing but shredded parts of the robots remained.
"If you were the real Natasha, you'd have never ordered your soldiers to attack me like that … especially when my head is down" Naruto stated in a bored tone, tucking his hands into the pockets of his pants with a nonchalant expression as he shifted around and faced the city. "Tell Doom that Naruto Uzumaki is coming for his ass … after devouring a few dozen bowls of ramen."
And then, he was gone without a sound.
THE END
Note: In case you're wondering how to picture Queen Alflyse, simply search Void Elf (Devil hs), the one where she is taking down her robe and you will know. Tell me what you think of the image?
Result of the poll: The others were very low… at least below these two and thus were kicked out. I am sorry. Those who wrote several options, I have taken the first from all of them just to be fair.
Sleeping Beast: 39
Fairy Lord: 28
Sleeping Beast wins … unfortunately since I was hoping that it would be delayed since I have very little to think for its plot. But the readers have spoken. So it shall be done.
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