Author Note: This is the last part! Thanks for reading!

This was it. Your final mission. Everything was counting on you.

The last relic had been hidden in the ruins of mistral and salem had sent you - her most trusted lackey to retrieve it. Salem had put her faith in you and it was time for you to repay her. It was a solo mission because sending too many people would draw unwanted attention, but nonetheless you could handle it!

*PHRRAPPPPP!*

Your buttocks realized a great fart that gyrated your butt and caused a great echo through the ruins you were walking through. The ruins were like a maze that never seemed to end. You and cinder had been searching through this maze for over 7 hours and still haven't come to its edge.
"Watch your butt, Stinkbomb." Cinder teased.
"S-Sorry." You replied.

"Cinder…. Do you think we'll ever get to the end of this place?" You asked.
" Perhaps. But It'll take some time." She simply replied.
"We're looking for the relic, right?" You asked.
"Duh." She confirmed.
"-and you're sure its here?"
"Are you questioning me?" She threateningly asked.
"N-No." You meekly responded.
"Good. Now follow me." She ordered as she turned a corner right in this ma

A sharp wind flowed through the maze as you two made it through the elaborate and complicated maze. You tried to hold on to cinder's hand but she stubbornly pulled it away everytime. You were worried that your journey was for nothing as there seemed to be no sign of the relic but…..

As you made your way through a clearing, you could see a bright light coming from a bunch of rocks piled up.

"There it is! There's the relic!" Cinder exclaimed.

"Oh my god!" You shrieked.

Cinder grabbed the relic from the pile of rubbish and rocks. The relic was a blue hourglass with golden sand and a bronze handle. It was truly a work of magic as the object lit up like an orb.
"Salem will be pleased….. We can finally defeat team rwby and rule the world!" Cinder laughed maniacally.
(I'm so glad...) You thought to yourself.

"Though there's one more thing we need to do." Cinder Relented.
"Huh?" You were befuddled.
Cinder walked over to you and put her hand on your shoulder.
"There's a reason I brought you here, Amara."
"Huh?"
"The relic can only be activated if a large amount of methane is detected in the air." Cinder explained.
"Are you saying-"

"Yes. I need you to fart. Fart as much as you can." She clutched your hand and looked you in the eye. Even though she was cold and distant towards you, you could guess that she depends on you.

You glared at her back. You knew what you had to do.

Your arms braced and you arched your back as you pointed your butt towards the relic. You felt the bubbles in your stomach flare up as you prepared to release the holy grail of farts.

"Urgh…" You moaned.

A great pressure formed in your stomach. It felt like your tummy was going to explode as it filled with an amazing amount of gas. An insurmountable of pain hit your abdomen and you wanted to scream out in anguish. Cinder winced at your pain as if she could feel it too.

*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
An explosion of gas came out of your bum! A rancid smell of rotten eggs, milk and meat was sprayed across the canvas. Cinder nearly gagged at this first gas blast but there was more to come.

*PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Another huge explosion of filthy air from your dark bowels came bursting out into this forsaken world. The smell was almost indescribable, It was like something out of your worst nightmare (If you could smell while dreaming of course.) This fart seemed to have an effect on the relic as it began to light up even more!

"Ok one more…."

*Pffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttt*
A final soft wet fart came from your gracious bum. It caused your cheeks to jiggle a bit and caused cinder to nearly puke.

"Yes!" The relic was activated and now could be used for the forces of evil.
"We did it! Salem will be pleased about this!" Cinder said as she gave you kiss on the cheek. Normally you would be happy but…...

"Cinder…"

"Yes…?"

"I um… pooped my pants."

"..."