"I can't believe it! You got them undaggered and didn't tell me!" Bonnie exclaims, hitting me in the shoulder. I turn away from the mirror to glare at her. "If you hit me one more time, I'm going to fuck you up." Caroline laughs from the doorway.
"Care, if you're up here, then who's watch those four Mikaelsons downstairs?!" Just then, there was a crash, and we could hear my mom cursing and yelling. "COME DOWN HERE AND GET THESE FOOLS OUT MY HOUSE!"
We looked at each other before quickly doing rock paper scissors. A hiss of victory left my lips as Bonnie and Caroline groaned. "Damit! Come on, Bon, let's go round these idiots up."
I quickly finish brushing down my edges as Bonnie lets out a shriek of frustration from downstairs. What the fuck could they possibly be doing down there? I throw my braids and rush downstairs. Holy hell, the scene is a disaster.
Rebekah was throwing things at Elijah as Caroline ran around, catching the flying objects. Finn and Kol were arguing as Bonnie tries to separate them. Oh hell no, this shit isn't going to cut it!
"AYE!" I clap my hands together, making a loud boom echo throughout the house. "Y'all can't be up in my Mama's house acting crazy like this! What the hell wrong with all of you?! Take that arguing and shit out the door! And you two know better!"
Finn and Kol look shameful as Rebekah scoffs, crossing her arms. "And just who the hell are you?"
"I'm Ororo Mother-fucking Bennett. I'm the reason your ass is undaggered, keep up that snippy little tone with me, and you'll end up right back in that coffin."
"Ooh, are they about to fight? Do I need to get Aunt Anna? Do we need a camera?" Bonnie asks Caroline rather loudly.
"Bonnie, hush. Nobody is fighting anybody. These four need to sit down and act their ages." Mama says as she comes from the kitchen, standing by my side. "Your daddy wants them gone by the time he comes back home tonight."
"They'll be gone, trust me. Now, can you all sit down like proper adults, or are we going to have to bound your bodies to chairs and silence you?" I question the four Mikaelsons.
Rebekah goes to open her mouth, but Elijah snatches her down to sit on the couch between him and Finn. "Hush, Rebekah, please." Bonnie sits on the arm of the sofa.
Caroline and Kol sit on the couch across from the other four. "See, was that so hard?" I scowl at Kol as I take my seat in between him and Caroline.
"You know better, Kol." I hit him upside the head. "Elijah started it!" He protests as Elijah gives him a deadpanned look. "I don't care who started it. You should've taken it outside instead of doing it in here! God, none of you have any home training!"
Kol sighs, leaning back against the couch. "Fine, fine, you're right. Mrs. Anna, I apologize for my behavior. I hope you can forgive me."
Mama rolls her eyes at Kol's fake ass apology. "Don't do it again, Kol. You're lucky Titus wasn't here. And you," She points at Rebekah, "You're paying for everything you broke throwing at your brothers. And if it isn't paid by soon, you'll find yourself with a nice little hex."
"I'm going to the shop, and my house better be intact when I come home tonight. You're sleeping in the guest room, Kol." Mama throws Rebekah another glare before turning back to Kol.
Kol groans, "Why the guest room? Why can't I sleep with Ororo?"
"You must think I'm a damn fool; you're not sleeping in Ororo's room. Finn isn't sleeping in yours either, Bonnie. I will be calling Shelia and Abby. Next thing you know, one of yall pop up with a baby."
"MAMA!"
"AUNT ANNA!"
Bonnie and I exclaimed before burying our heads in our hands from embarrassment. God, my Mama, was the worst sometimes. Why would she even bring that up?!
"Vampires can't get humans pregnant," Elijah mumbles.
"We're Bennetts, and we deny the impossible constantly. I'm sure if they wanted to bad enough, it would happen."
"If I wanted to get pregnant, I could just have sex with Klaus after he breaks his curse." I hold back a smirk as Kol, Caroline, and Elijah give me looks of disgust. Not them getting mad at a simple suggestion!
"Don't bring no babies in my house, Ororo. At least not now, give it at least another five to ten years."
Jokes on her, I never plan on having kids.
"Alright, I'm gone. Keep my house in one piece!" With that Mama grabs her purse and leaves.
It was quiet for a few moments as we listened for her car to leave the driveway. Bonnie, Caroline, and I exchange smirks before standing.
"Alright, you guys can fight now, just in the backyard, though. I feel like she has camera's in here somewhere."
Rebekah wastes no time following behind Kol as he flashes out of the room. Elijah sighs, standing. "Ororo, could you hold this while I take care of this," He takes off his suit jacket, handing it to me. He and Finn flash outside as well.
"It's a vampire's royal rumble." Caroline laughs as she follows behind them.
"How long you think it'll take them to battle it out?" Bonnie questions. "Dunno. They've got a lot of pent up beef with each other. This could take hours."
I roll my eyes as I felt my cellphone vibrating.
"Please don't be Klaus." I pleaded as I pulled it out of my pocket. The unknown number flashed across my screen. Who the hell could this be?
"Hello?"
"Hello, lovely." I nearly drop my phone as I hear Enzo's voice. Bonnie looks confused, mouthing, 'Who the hell is Enzo?'
"Enzo? Oh my god, it's been forever. Where are you?"
"Here and there. Learning to adapt to this century. I wanted to thank you for...For rescuing me and burning that hellhole to the ground. I would've liked to do it myself, but it's a blessing either way."
"I'm glad you're adjusting, Enzo. But how did you get my number? You didn't even have a phone when you kicked Damon's ass."
"I stole his phone and figured out which one contact was yours. I'd watch my back around him; he seems a bit obsessed."
I frown, a bit confused. Damon obsessed? Yeah, with Elena's ass.
"Who is that?" Kol questions as he appears in front of me. He reaches for the phone, which causes me to slap his hand away. "Stop it!"
"I'm back in town visiting, as you could say, and I wanted to meet you properly without the dramatics in the background, you could say. How about that?"
I smile, agreeing. "Of course, where do you want to meet?"
"Meet? You're not bloody meeting him!" Kol snatches the phone from my hand, hanging it up.
"Why would you do that?!" I yell, hitting him as I reach for my phone. As I snatch it back, it vibrates with a text from the number Enzo called me from.
I assume you'd want to meet on neutral ground and I was thinking of the town's cafe? Tomorrow after school? 3:30? - Enzo
Of course, see you there! - Ororo
"You're not meeting him, Ororo. Who knows what tricks he's got up his sleeve?" Kol was a demanding little bitch.
"If you're that paranoid, then you're free to come with me tomorrow. It's not a big deal, Kol."
He raises an eyebrow, "Just like that?"
"Just like that, now can you stop trippin'?"
Hi guys, so this chapter is actually longer than this! But, I don't know if smut is allowed to be posted on here and I'd rather not get banned, so the full chapter is on my wattpad ( kolmikaelsonhoe ) and my ao3 ( voidbennett )