The RWBY Crew Plays: Town of Salem
Episode 11
Dirty, Dirty, Girl
Hey Everybody! After 5 months, it's time for a new update! And just in time for the end of the year! Hope you all enjoy!Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
After that "Eventful" night of passion between the four of them, Team RWBY woke up into a really awkward morning due to this newfound relationship between them. Still, with faces flushed and maybe a little more "Touchy Feely" going on, Ruby and the girls dressed up like any ordinary morning before heading to breakfast, then classes.
Of course, when class was over, it was once again time to venture into that fucked up town, yet again.
This Episode's Cast
Fillerup
Kcuf anigav
Waffles
Pancakes
Atlas
Not Sk
Spinda
Dirty Girl
A Cute Spleen
King Sang Wang
Baitman
Saggy Whammy
Sherlock
Tom My Boy
Yup
The Game Begins
Day 1
"And King Sang Wang leaves the game immediately." Weiss pointed out.
"Wahh! I don't like this role!" Yang mocked, pretending to cry.
Kcuf anigav: "read my name backwards."Fillerup: "Fuck that! Your name is stupid!""What's that guys name?" Blake asked.
"Vagina Fuck?" Ruby read. ALOUD by the way.
"Ruby!" Weiss cried, embarrassed that her leader/lover read that aloud.
Blake leans over to Yang and whispers.
"I think we may have ruined her." The faunas pointed out.
"I'm... suuuure it's just a phase." Yang replied back, though her eyes seem a little contradictory.
The First Night Begins.
Night 1
The night began and not much was said between the girls, as they just typed away in their Wills or whatever else as the night counted down til dawn broke.
"Okay, let's see how this turns out." Yang says.
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
Day 2
"Did everyone survive?" Weiss asked.
"We're good!" The R_BY of RWBY replied.
"Oh! But Waffles died!" Ruby noticed.
"YES! PANCAKES REIGN SUPREME!!!" A Pink Bomber shouts from across the room.
Team RWBY roll their eyes in amusement.
Atlas died last night.
He was stabbed by the Serial Killer.
His role was Escort.
"Funny, you'd expect the Dirty Girl to be an Escort." Ruby says thoughtfully while tapping her chin.
Waffles was brutally murdered last night.
He appears to have committed suicide, and was shot by a Veteran.
His role was Investigator.
"I bet this game is gonna go quick." Weiss notes.
We found King Sang Wang dead in their home last night.
He apparently committed suicide.
His role was Doctor.
"But that's a decent role though!" Yang complained.
"Us Townies are in trouble." Ruby points out.
Dirty Girl: "Hey Cute Spleen, how cute are ya?"
A Cute Spleen: "Heeeey :) Pretty Cute, how about you?"
Fillerup is whispering to Dirty Girl.
"Looks like someone's flirty!" Yang teased.
Dirty Girl is whispering to Fillerup.
Fillerup is whispering to Dirty Girl.
Dirty Girl is whispering to Fillerup.
"What is all this Crap going on!?" Ruby says, annoyed.
"Ruby, it's fine, just chill." Blake says to the red head.
"No! Because every time I role play, I get shot!" She retorts.
It's too late to continue voting.
Night 2
"Weiss, who are you? Are you Dirty Girl?" Yang asked the heiress.
"I can neither confirm nor deny." Weiss says vaguely.
The time counted down as typing can be herd throughout the room, until the timer hit zero and dawn broke.
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
"KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!" Weiss yells, making Team RWBY jump and other students looking in her direction.
Day 3.
"The damn Serial Killer got me!" Weiss grumbled.
"And three more people are dead!" Ruby said in surprise.
"It's gotta be either Baitman or Dirty Girl." Weiss suggests.
"Were you Saggy Whammy?" Blake asked.
"Yes, I was Saggy Whammy..." Weiss confirmed, now feeling stupid for picking that name.
Kcuf anigav died last night.
He appears to have committed suicide, and was shot by the Mafia.
His role was Transporter.
"Well, guess no one can claim random now." Blake notes while the other girls giggle at Weiss' name.
Saggy Whammy was found dead last night.
She was stabbed by the Serial Killer.
Her role was Jester.
"And she was just the Jester." Yang chuckles.
Yup was killed last night.
He appears to have committed suicide.
His role was Sheriff.
"Well there's goes our investigators!" Weiss exclaims
Tom My Boy: "Spinda dear, why did you visit Saggy last night?"
"Yo Spin it Spinda!" Yang Jokes.
"SPIN SPIN SPINNY SPIN SPIN!!!" Nora cries from across the room, making everybody laugh.
Fillerup is whispering to Dirty Girl."They're at it again." Blake says smirking.
Fillerup is whispering to Dirty Girl.A Cute Spleen: :OFillerup is whispering to Dirty Girl.Dirty Girl: "OKAY, I'M BEING HARASSED BY FILLERUP!"The girls all start laughing.
Dirty Girl: "He keeps saying sexual things! And it's making me uncomfortable!"Fillerup: "LIES""Oh man! Here come the SJWs to kick Fillerup's ass!" Weiss jokes as the girls laugh harder.
Fillerup: "Dirty Girl said she'd fuck me! FUCK ME!""Classic He said, She said." The cat faunas notes, recalling many drama books she's read.
Dirty Girl: "He's a fucking pig!"Fillerup: "What kind of shit is this!?""Quite a vendetta has started." Weiss says, taking a sip of iced tea.
The Town began to vote up both Spinda and Fillerup, until the votes were neck to neck.
"Who did Spinda claim to be?" Ruby wonders.
"I think he mentioned being either Lookout or another Investigator." Yang suggests.
The Town has decided to put Spinda on trial.
"Let's deal with this before we handle the harassment, okay?" Weiss requests.
"Kay!" The others agree.
"Plus, I think Tom My Boy also claimed to be Lookout, so since we already know who the Random Townie is, one of them has gotta be lying." Blake points out.
The Town has decided to lynch Spinda by a vote of 3 to 0.
May Oum have mercy on your soul.
"If this is wrong, than that means we still 4 evil roles to deal with." Ice Queen points out.
Spinda's role was Lookout.
"FUCK!!!" She screeched.
Blake facepalms as Ruby giggles and Yang shakes her head.
"Guess we gotta kill Tom." Blake says dryly.
It's too late to continue voting.
Night 3.
"Damn that is so frustrating!" Weiss grumbles as typing can be heard.
"So of all the Townies left, we still have at least the Jailer, the Medium, a Town Killing role, aaaaaaand... I think that's it..." Yang notes, realizing that the Townies seem pretty outnumbered as the typing turns frantic.
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
"Oh! Whoever you are, you fucked up!" Yang shouts, laughing like hyena.
Day 4.
"I'm dead." Blake says sadly.
"You're dead!?" Ruby and Weiss say together.
A Cute Spleen was killed last night.
He was shot by a Veteran.
His role was Serial Killer.
"Blake was the SK and I shot her!" Yang howls.
"Oh so YOU'RE the Veteran!" Ruby says, surprised.
Not Sk was killed last night.
He was shot by a Veteran.
His role was Mafioso.
"So you're also the one who killed me." Weiss says, giving Blake an unamused look.
Dirty Girl: "Fillerup, I swear to Oum, if you keep sending me dirty messages, I will report you!"
Fillerup: "SHUT UP!"
Fillerup is whispering to Dirty Girl.
"I think now's the time to send in Fillerup." Ruby says, siding with Dirty Girl.
"What about Tom!? He lied about being Lookout!" Blake reminds everyone.
As such, when voting came around, Tom was voted up.
The Town has decided to put Tom My Boy on trial.
Tom My Boy: "All the investigative roles are gone, this town is so fucked. Heheheh!"
"Wait a minute, he could be another Jester." Ruby points out, finding this to be a little too easy.
Sherlock: "I think he's Jest, mafia is Baitman and Dirty Girl."
The Town has decided to pardon Tom My Boy by a vote of 1 to 2.
It's too late to continue voting.
Night 4.
"Of all the bullshit I had to deal with this game, Tom getting off is the least of my worries." Yang growls.
"Why? What's been happening to you?" Weiss asks.
"A little Slut happened, that's what." Yang replies.
DUN DUN DUN DUN!
"Fuck this game..."
Day 5.
We found Fillerup dead last night.
He was shot by the Mafia.
His role was Veteran.
"Yang, you were Fillerup!?" Blake and Weiss shout.
"Yeah, I was trying to use Dirty Girl as bait so the bad roles would come after me, but SOMEONE was being a little shit!" Yang says, glaring at the other end of the table.
"I was a Dirty Girl, not gonna lie." Ruby chuckles.
"YOU were Dirty Girl!?" Weiss jaw dropped.
"And she ruined my plan with her whole: " I'm being harassed!" Routine!" Yang says, angrily kicking the table.
"I'm also the GodFather." The red reaper says.
"Not surprised in the slightest." Everyone in the room says.
After that, the Mafia and the other Jester vote up the last Townie.
"Nooooo! You can't leave hang the Pancakes to dry! Noooo you monsters!!!"
May Oum have mercy on your soul.
Game Over!
Mafia Wins!
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Well everyone, hope this was well worth the wait, and I got it out just in time for the new year!
Seeya all next time!
Chozin out!