answers to reviewers questions or statements:
superpirece: Yes and no, he's part of the reason but there's something else that's brought her to New York. Well aside from me saying she's coming.
kival737101: Basically she told Peter that she's going to kick the ever loving hell out of him. If you mean MJ, then no, it's not her.
CRUDEN: Yeah, though with how closely similar the remarks are, I'm starting to think it's just one person with multiple accounts leaving slightly different reviews. It's neither Maddie or Hope.
DeimosVulcan12: Emma and Peter have met in the past when she was with the X-Men but the interactions weren't very long. I wouldn't say they are friends, more of work associates at the moment. SHIELD will try to help fix the shit storm that Otto and Lee unleash with the Devil's breath but... when has SHIELD ever done things right? Logan was with the Avengers before Peter joined and sided with Rogers when the Avengers split. No, none of Peter's enemies know he's Spider-man… yet. No Peter won't be fighting Doctor Doom in this story, or Magneto. Wanda will show up at the party that Tony will be throwing in a few chapters.
Chaos Sorcerer: Felicia feels more uneasy than threatened with some of the women that Peter's around and in some cases flat out annoyed. Carol's vengeance is coming and Cap's Avengers will be showing up soon. Yes Simon has feelings for Wanda, which will cause some friction between him and Peter. Well see one of the women next chapter and another the next. Honestly, Bullseye's attempts to fight on par with Peter with a pseudo super soldier formula has more or less slipped his mind with the sight of a aroused Felicia in front of him and can you blame him?
Jason Hunter: Silver, MJ, and Felicia's appearances are the same as in the game.
Spider-Marvel/Jean lover: You do realize I can tell your the same guy posting two different guest reviews in order to create the illusion that multiple people prefer Jean, right?
chimera629: Black Widow and Captain America are not faster than bullets, their reflexes are faster than that of the men shooting at them, allowing them to anticipate and begin moving before said gun man even pulls the trigger which gives the illusion that their faster.
Disclaimer: I don't own any Marvel characters seen, mentioned or used.
Felicia has never told Peter this, though a part of her suspected he knew, but she's been with a fair number of people over the years before she ever crossed paths with the wall crawler.
Most of those trysts were nothing to write home about, some barely lasted an hour, while a handful were good enough for a second round or at the very lest a extra ten minutes of head. But after meeting her beloved Spider, any thought of being with another man was tossed out the window, as teen-romance cringed as that sounded. To him, it wasn't about getting himself off and she happened to as a bonus, it was about making sure Felicia herself felt desired and worshiped and would put all of his surprisingly well honed skills in to making sure that she knew it.
Whether it be slow and sensual or fast and hard, Peter always left Felicia sore, spent and craving for more.
'Add the fact he likes to role play and I may well be on my way to liking him even more than I already do' Felicia thought with glee as she bit her lip to stifle a moan that was threatening to escape her lips as Peter's cock speared her cunt.
She could moan shamelessly like some slut off a porno, but she liked to think she had a bit more class than that. Plus, by stifling her responses to Peter's very much well liked actions, she can goad him into giving it to her harder, something he was a bit reluctant to do given his super human strength.
The dislocated shoulder incident was still a sore topic for either of them, more so Peter than Felicia.
'Still let to the best orgasm of my life' Felicia thought with a grin as she let loose a brief gasp after a particularly hard thrust from Peter.
"Fuck baby..." Peter groaned as he ran his hands over Felica's ass with a look of sheer wonder on his face as the white haired beauty twerked it on his cock.
"Mmm, you like that?" Felicia cooed as she rotated her hips in the opposite direction for several moments before resuming their original course.
Peter's response was to lean in close and plant a series of kisses on Felicia's throat as his hands climbed up her sides and cupped her breasts, one of which slipped under the cup of her bra and gripped her tit directly.
"Your too bad for me baby" Peter groaned as he felt Felicia grip his cock with her vaginal walls "Fuck!"
"And your too good for me..." Felicia responded as she turned her head to capture Peter's lips with her own, moaning into the kiss before it broke as Peter suddenly pulled out of it and dragged Felicia with him away from the wall and to the bed.
The white haired beauty giggled as they came to a stop at the bed's edge and Peter bent Felicia over. She threw a excited grin over her shoulder as Peter kneeled down behind her and gave her pussy a lick that traveled the length of her slit. With a shudder, Felicia raised a hand to her mouth and gave her fingers a brief lick before she sent it down to her snatch and began to play with her clit, adding to the pleasure she was feeling from Peter's tongue.
"Fuck baby, you singing a fucking anthem on my pussy?" Felicia giggled as she rocked her hips against Peter's tongue while also increasing the friction she was making by rubbing her clit.
She could feel herself getting closer, and her knee's already felt like they were about to give out. Peter grunted out a reply of some sort as he tightened his grip on her thigh and hip and continued to assault her vagina with his silver tongue. Than suddenly Peter released his grip on Felicia and pulled his face away from the white haired woman's neither regions, causing her to gasp and look back at him with wide eyes.
"Why'd you stop? Why'd you fucking sto-aaaahhhhhhh!" Felicia screamed as Peter suddenly slammed his cock into her vaginal canal, send a stab of pleasure through her body, along with a little pain, and felt herself cum around his prick, hard.
"You like that you little thieving slut?" Peter gasped as he hammered in and out of Felicia's cunt like a jackhammer "You like getting fucked like a whore, don't you?"
"Yes baby" Felicia nearly sobbed as she laid face down on the mattress, her lower half still raised to allow Peter more access "I've been a bad little thief and need to be fucked! Please baby, please!"
This wouldn't be the first nor last time that Peter couldn't help but thank modern medical science and it's seductive practitioners.
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One would think that by joining SHIELD, one's life would be an almost non-stop ride of kickassery, paychecks so fat their one cent away from being overweight and the chance to travel to different exotic parts of the world.
At least, that's what Agent Willis thought it'd be like after he left the Army for it. Instead he's finding himself doing almost the exact same thing now as he was than, and the pay was only slightly better.
"This is some bullshit of the highest order" Agent Willis grumbled a he stood beside a small shack on the bridge that connected the Triskelion to the mainland.
Traffic was an all time low so there wasn't anything for him to do to help pass the time faster. And the equipment he was wearing while state of the art wasn't as comfortable as it looked. Add the fact that it was a hot day out and he just ran out of water half an hour ago, today was turning out to be a very crappy day for the two year employed agent.
"Why the hell did I agree to New York?" Agent Willis said with a sigh of defeat "This city sucks"
"Pssst!" a sound echoed from above Agent Willis, causing his demeanor to lessen even more.
"What are you doing?" a woman's voice, clearly annoyed.
"Fucking hate, hate, hate this city" Agent Willis growled as he felt a headache coming on.
"I'm, trying to get his attention by not startling him" a male's voice responded in a chiding tone before they suddenly dropped in front of Willis.
It was... the, in his opinion, not so Amazing Spider-man!
"Sup Willy, how's the wife and kids doing?" Spider-man asked the agent as he stood up and looked around "Got you on gate duty again huh? It's like what, your tenth time?"
"You know this guy Spider?" the owner of the woman's voice suddenly dropped down behind Spider-man.
It was... Willis thought she was the White Tiger for a moment before he realized that the woman in front of him was white. After a few seconds of staring at the black cladded woman, it finally clicked in the agent's mind that it was none other than the Black Cat herself.
"You know there's a warrant out for her arrest, right?" Agent Willis said with a scowl aimed at Spider-man as he gestured to Black Cat.
"That..." Peter began before he stopped and hummed in thought "May complicate things a little for me. Could've sworn that it was revoked or whatever... better call Jen later and look into it"
"What are you doing here Spider-man?" Willis asked before Peter suddenly shot a web line at his radio and yanked it off his flak jacket.
"H-Hey what are you-" the agent began before Peter placed a finger on the man's lips, silencing him while he held up the agent's radio and loudly cleared his throat.
"Testing, one, two, three, testing" Peter said into the radio "I repeat, testing one, two, three, testing"
Felicia snorted as she noticed the SHIELD agent look at him with annoyance as he tried to recover his radio before Peter stepped away and made a shooing motion with his hand before he returned his attention to the radio.
"Good morning Triskelion" Peter announced into the radio in a cheerful tone "This is your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man here to announce that for one day only the director of SHIELD, Nichols J. Fury, will be hosting a one on one meeting with yours truly-"
"Hey what about me?" Felicia asked with a grin "Am I not important enough to be in on this meeting?"
Peter stopped for a second and considered Felicia's words before he nodded "Sorry for the unexpected interruption my faithful listeners, this just in, for a limited time only, said meeting between the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man and Nick Fury will be attended by the one, the only, fabulous Black Cat!"
"Yaayyy!" Felicia clapped her hands as Peter tossed the radio back to the fuming SHIELD agent.
"We'll see ourselves in. I'll let Fury know you said hi Willis" Peter said with a two finger salute to Agent Willis as he and Felicia stepped past him and made their way into the main structure of SHIELD's headquarters.
"Wait, are we allowed to just walk right in?" Felicia asked as she looked back to see the agent they passed mutter something into his radio as he glared daggers at the duo.
While she knows that Peter's standing with the Avengers and to a greater extent the Fantastic Four did allow him some privileges, at least she thought they did, she found it hard to believe that he could just walk into a facility like this. SHIELD isn't exactly known for it's buddy buddy relationship with most heroes and she distinctly remembers SHIELD being after Peter for a few months not long after he first appeared on the scene.
"Ehh, after the sixth time infiltrating this place, and being on two different Avengers Team, kinda, part of the Fantastic Four and sorta being a unofficial reserve member for the X-men that they do not acknowledge cause their meanies, Fury may have sorta, maybe, given me a pass to come and go as I please" Peter said as he and Felicia passed a few agents that were looking at them with frowns on their faces "Sorta... maybe... just stick closed to me and don't walk down any halls without me. Just in case. He may be in a detaining kind of mood today and I can't call on the Hulk to bust us out of here if it all goes south... again"
Felicia hummed at this as they approached a elevator that several other agents were already at. Peter gave them all a small wave as he looked at the level panel for a second before he selected floor level that Fury's office was on. The two stood there as they and the agent waited for an elevator, Felicia examining her surroundings and Peter just rocking back and forth on his heels as he whistled a tune he heard on the radio the other day. After a few minutes, the cart arrived and Peter and Felicia hopped in.
Peter stopped the doors from closing by holding a hand out and stared at the various agents with his head quirked slightly to the side "You guys going up or down?"
"We'll take the next one" one of them said with a scowl.
"You sure?" Peter asked as Felicia repeatedly pressed the close door button even though Peter's hand on one of the doors kept it from doing so.
"Let's go Spider" Felicia said with a sigh as she gave up trying to force the doors closed with the button and settled for folding her arms under her bust "There's plenty of other elevators for them to take"
"Well yeah but..." Peter trailed off as he glanced back at Felicia and shrugged "I'm just being polite"
"We'll be fine" one of the agents said again before they pushed Peter back into the cart and allowed the doors to close and the elevator to start rising.
"How rude" Peter said with a frown towards the closed the doors as he leaned against the wall and folded his arms across his chest.
"They'll be fine" Felicia said with an eye roll before flashing Peter a playful grin "Sides, you really trust me in a enclosed space with a bunch of government agents who may or may not have highly valuable items in their pockets?"
"...Well, when you put it like that" Peter said as he adverted his gaze from Felicia's knowing smirk.
The two settled down as they waited for the elevator to reach it's destination. Peter was busy thinking of what he was going to say to Fury in regards to calling back those Quinn Jets and leaving the Police to fend for themselves. Felicia on the other hand was busy examining Peter's suit with a slight frown on her face. The repairs to it was fairly shoddy in her opinion and it made her wonder why he didn't decide to just wear that new suit he got from Stark that he was bragging about earlier.
Least he wouldn't look like he was some kind of homeless hoodlum.
"So, what's this Fury guy like?" Felicia asked as they neared the floor to Fury's office "I mean, I've seen him on T.V. a few times, but only for interviews which are scripted as fuck. What's he like when he doesn't have a camera crew recording him?"
"An ass" Peter replied with a shrug "Claims to have the best interests of others in mind but really, he's just an ass that happens to be a 'good guy'. Better than the last guy that was in charge though. He hasn't tried to use some obscure law to try and take possession of my body"
"Oh... well he sounds like a real charmer" Felicia said with a snort.
"He's as charming as Wolverine when you snag a beer from him and chug it" Peter said in a dry tone that caused Felicia to giggle.
"Oh he's not that bad. Few shots in he can be quite pleasant" she said, causing Peter to glance at her with his suit's lenses widening slightly.
"Huh?"
"Oh nothing" Felicia said as she adverted her gaze.
"That didn't sound like nothing!" Peter grumbled as the elevator cart came to a stop and the doors opened to the hall that led directly to Fury's office 'Note to self, pay Logan a visit later and demand answers from him!'
And if that didn't work, he'd take the man's motorcycle for a joy ride... again.
'And this time, I wont fill the gas tank up when I bring it back!' Peter thought with a evil grin under his mask and resisted the urge to rub his hands together like he was some Saturday morning cartoon villain.
"We didn't screw each other if that's what your worried about" Felicia said with a eye roll "We just had a few drinks and talked shit about people"
"Was I one of those people?" Peter questioned.
"No..." Felicia said as she gave Peter a bored look "Do you wanna be so you don't feel left out? I normally try to resist speaking ill of the man I'm sleeping with because my mother raised me better. I even snapped at Logan when he began bad mouthing you, but if you want I can-"
"No, no, no, I'm good" Peter said with a shake of his head as the elevator arrived at Fury's floor and opened to reveal a long hall with a large set of double doors at the end.
Aside from a few plants here and there and a couple of large pictures on the walls of previous directors of SHIELD, the hall was largely empty and a little on the chilly side in terms of temperature.
"Huh... not even a perky twenty something year old secretary to greet us" Felicia said with a shake of her head as she followed Peter through the hall and towards Fury's office.
"He doesn't need one" Peter shrugged as he threw a thumb back towards the elevator "If someone selects Fury's floor, a series of advance biometric sensors and cameras show Fury a live feed of whose trying to come up and see him and he can block them by having the elevator miss his floor"
"So if he didn't want to see us, he could've just had the elevator pass his floor or stop right before it?" Felicia asked.
"Yep" Peter said with a nod "And have it open up to a floor full of agents ready to detain us"
"Hmm, think he knows why your here?" Felicia asked as they neared the office.
"Cat, he probably knows what I had for breakfast" Peter said with a snort as he came to a stop at the Fury's door and cleared his throat before raising a hand to knock...
Only to begin rapidly beating it with both hands with a kick thrown in.
"FURY! OH FURY! IT'S ME YOUR FREINDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN!" Peter yelled as he continued to attack the door "LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME IN! LET ME I-"
Suddenly the doors slid open and Peter almost fell through before he caught himself and glared into the interior of the office "Pfft, rude!"
"I guess manners aren't a prerequisite to being in charge of super secret spy agency thingy?" Felicia teased as she followed Peter into the office.
It was a bit larger than Felicia expected, but even more empty than the hall outside. Aside from Fury's desk, where said man sat, and two chairs in front of it, there was nothing else to indicate that this place was used for anything. A part of Felicia wondered if this was even Fury's actual office, it was too sparse to be used officially by some big shot director of an intelligence agency.
"Fury, how's my favorite eye patch wearing government stooge doing?" Peter said as he shot a web line out and swung across the office before landing on Fury's desk, causing it to shake a little from the sudden weight "Hey, did you get a haircut?"
"Spider-man" Fury said with a blank look on his face "Is there a reason for this interruption?"
"Your the head of a intelligence agency, you tell me smarty mick smart, smart" Peter said with a pointed look that could be seen under his mask.
Fury's eye narrowed at Peter before it flickered towards the Black Cat and grew colder "And why did you bring a thief into my building?"
"Reformed thief" Peter corrected the man with narrowed lenses.
"More like thief on a hiatus" Felicia corrected with a giggle as she began to wander around the office to see if she could find anything to keep her distracted "And yikes, talk about a spartan approach. This place is as dull as my little bug-a-boo's life before I came into it"
"Heeeey, my life was plenty exciting before you came along" Peter whined before he glanced back at Fury and jabbed a finger at the man "Now, let's talk about why you pulled back those Quinn Jets that a very good friend of mine needed to help take down Fisk the other day. I mean I still took him down in the end, but really your jets would've been really helpful"
"I didn't see the reason to waste government resources on a glorified police raid" Fury countered with a glare "In case you hadn't noticed Parker, but I have more important things to worry about than some wannabe Godfather"
"You are aware that the 'wannabe Godfather' has connections to several international drug, sex and weapons trafficking rings in Europe and Africa, right?" Felicia said as she made her way to a portion of the wall on the far side of the room and began to run a hand over it to see if she could trigger some sort of secret panel "Along with the distribution of enhanced individuals I might add"
"And stolen AIM tech" Peter said with a nod as he folded his arms and stared down at the Director "And the fact he employs former HYDRA members. You know, stuff that your supposed to be on the lookout for"
"You have proof of these connections or possession of this stolen tech?" Fury asked.
"I never said the AIM tech he had was stolen..." Peter said with a frown before he leaned closer towards Fury "Some of your store houses filled with valuable AIM tech missing a few items agent cyclops?"
"If they were, you really think I'd tell you?" Fury growled with a cold expression on his face.
"I think you would because it'd be nice of you" Peter responded as he leaned away from Fury before performing a backflip off the man's desk "You know, make my life a little easier"
"Believe it or not kid, but you don't even make it on to my top hundred things I have to deal with day in and day out" Fury said as he rested his elbows on his desk and intertwined his fingers in front of his mouth "Right now I have four different countries on three different continents threatening to blow each other away with dirty bombs and poor man's nukes on top of several prominent government agencies being compromised by HYDRA and have received reports of-"
"Yes Mister Fury you have a very busy schedule" Felicia said with a loud yawn before she glanced at Peter with a bored expression on her face "Can we go yet Spider? This place is as about as fun as one of those two in the morning infomercials"
"Already scoped out what you wanted Miss Hardy?" Fury asked with a glare.
"Pfft, please" Felicia said with an eye roll "I've broken into candy stores with more exciting things than this place. You have any idea how low in price crap from SHIELD is on the market? I'd have better luck stealing something from Stark or Oscorp and selling it than I would your over hyped government crap"
"Cat, don't make fun of Fury's toys, he's very sensitive about them" Peter chided his girlfriend with a finger wag.
"Get the hell out of my office before I have you thrown out" Fury threatened.
"Oh yeah, how are agents Bilston, Marcus and Fred?" Peter turned towards the man with a smug grin under his mask "Their not still upset about the last time you tried to have them throw me out are they?"
If looks could kill, the one that Fury was giving Peter would've left even the likes of Deadpool incapable of recovering from it.
...
"Well that was fun" Felicia said as she and Peter exited Fury's office a few minutes later.
"It usually is" Peter said with a shrug "Though there's usually more threats on his end directed at me. Huh, guess he was in a good mood today"
"What's a bad day like with him?" Felicia asked.
"He'd have Maria talk to me instead" Peter said with a shiver "That woman is just all kinds of wrong. Like if Tarkin was a real person and a woman, she'd be him"
"Tarkin?" Felicia said with a raised brow.
"Grand Moff Tarkin?" Peter said as he glanced at the white haired woman "From Star Wars? The good ones, not that recent crap they've put out"
"Lover, do I look like I watch Star whatever?" Felicia asked with a raised brow.
"You could..." Peter grumbled before they both heard and saw the elevator doors up ahead open to reveal a lone occupant stepping out.
Peter came to a dead stop and his lenses narrowed as he recognized the man while Felicia stopped in confusion, more so because of Peter's reaction.
'Wonder who this is?' Felicia thought as the man approached them in a white lab coat that all scientists seemed to like.
"Spider-man" the unknown man said when he was close enough and came to a stop before the two.
"Pym" Peter replied in a tone that was chillier than what Felicia was used to hearing from the happy go lucky man.
A sudden tension filled the air as the two men stared at one another while Felicia tried not to fidget. It was obvious to her that these two have some kind of history with one another, a less than friendly one from the looks of it.
"So Spider, you gonna tell me who's your friend?" Felicia asked as her gaze flickered back and forth between the two with a confused expression.
The man looked a little... rough, to say the least.
He wasn't very impressive looking in terms of attractiveness in Felicia's eyes, in fact he looked a little shifty in her opinion. He was a little taller looking than Peter but he was clearly thinner in terms of muscle mass and he had a rough looking five o'clock shadow on his face. His eyes, she noted looked a little bloodshot, though Felicia couldn't tell if it was from drinking or not sleeping enough.
Maybe both.
"Cat, meet Hank Pym, the man that was once Giant-man" Peter said with barely veiled hints of annoyance in his voice "One of the founding members of the Ultimates before they changed it to the Avengers"
"Oh, well nice to meet you Mister Pym" Felicia said as she made to stick her hand out for the man to take before Peter gently placed his hand on her's and stopped it as he held Hank's gaze.
"He's also racist against Mutants and beat his wife Janet, who was also a Mutant, to within an inch of her life multiple times" Peter growled as Hank's face darkened at the reveal of his past actions "Last time he left her in the hospital where she was put into a medically induced coma for a week"
Felicia blinked at this, surprise evident in her eyes, before they cooled and she turned her attention back to Hank with a more frosty expression "I retract my previous statement. It's not nice to meet you Mister Pym"
"I'd say the feeling's mutual, but that'd imply I care what some thieving slut with low standards thinks" Hank said with a glare aimed at her before he turned back to Peter "I thought you arrested criminals, not sleep with them"
"Reformed criminal" Peter said with his lenses narrowing "And she's a thousand times the hero you'll ever be"
"Oh and your such a great judge of character, aren't you?" Hank sneered, causing Peter's hand to slowly tighten into a fist.
"Got something to say Pym, I'm all ears" Peter said in a quiet voice as he took a step forward before Felicia stepped in front of him and placed a hand on his chest.
"Spider, much as I'd love to watch you clean this guy's clock, we have more important things to do" Felicia said with a pointed look aimed at Peter before it darkened when she turned to regard Pym "Besides, beating one of Fury's little lackies is so beneath us that it'd be an embarrassment"
"Bold talk coming from a thief" Hank growled out before he stomped past Peter towards Fury's office "Give the rest of my former teammates my regards 'kid'"
Felicia watched the man enter Fury's office with a glare before she reached out and grabbed Peter's arm, noting it was tense and he seemed to be trembling in barely restrained anger. Now that she thought of it, Felicia's sure she's never seen Peter this close to... losing it, like this. True she's seen him angry, or at the very least very unhappy, but at the moment Peter looked like he was about one word away from tearing Pym apart with his bare hands.
"Come on lover, let's get out of this shit hole before it's stink sets in" Felicia said as she pulled Peter back towards the elevators, she was starting to see why Peter and a lot of other of the members of the 'hero community' didn't interact with SHIELD much and why the Avengers broke away and rebuilt themselves in the first place.
It was filled with assholes.
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And done.
Next chapter, The tough as nails Spider-Cop and the ever seductive Detective Cat!