Mike AZ 2: To be honest, I have no idea why Radiant Dawn did the whole 'Danved is not Devdan' thing, especially considering that Danved gets transfer bonuses from PoR, so as far as I'm concerned they're the same person. I also prefer Titania, Oscar, and Geoffrey as well in bot PoR and RD.

Guest: It's alright, enjoy the fic and this chapter.

H: Ask and you shall receive! Shinon comeuppance for everyone.

Enjoy the chapter readers.

We've successfully crossed the Marhaut Range and rendezvous with the Gallian Army. We also have obtained King Tibarn's and Phoenicis support. Everyone please rest up and please welcome our newest recruit, Largo.

Also, whoever put Shinon on cooking duty… Start running… Now!

-Titania

P.S. Please get Tibarn as FAR away from me as possible…

Astrid- Please wait on changing your citizenship until AFTER we win this war. Depending on how angry Ike is, he might end up turning on Begnion and make the change moot.

Bastian- If you didn't want Lucia to threaten to cut your vocal cords out, you should have waited for a time when she wasn't cleaning her swords to flirt.

Boyd- That's what happens when you try to cheat your way out of paying the convoy… What? Did you seriously believe that they solely relied on ILYANA to guard them? They know how to defend themselves with or without Ilyana. Go see Rhys.

Brom- Where in the Goddesses name did you manage to find a SILVER prison cell door of all things?! Who the hell even MAKES a prison cell door out of SILVER?!

Calill- Please… just stop talking…. The list of "Things normally perceived as impossible that Largo did" is becoming increasingly long…

Elincia- I'm…. not exactly sure what to call your new class. Calling your class 'Princess Crimea' is a dead giveaway for enemy soldiers. You're the Queen, anyway. You have a Pegasus now, but you're trained to be a Valkyrie… A 'Valkyrie Knight'….? A 'Falcon Valkyrie… Maybe?... Okay, we may need to workshop this….

Devdan- We were climbing UP the mountain! Your idea of pushing the boulders back at the enemy soldiers wasn't going to work because they'll end up rolling back down at us. Go see Rhys.

Gatrie- You do NOT need to 'One-up' Largo to impress Astrid. It'll not end well. It's also pointless since Largo clearly only has eyes for Calill

Geoffrey- What do you mean you 'just happened to hide a Pegasus and a sword for Elincia'?!

Harr- I never want to hear you say the phrase, "What? He was interrupting my nap…" ever again. Yes, this IS because you interrupted and killed the Enemy General mid-speech by throwing your Brave Axe at his head! To be clear, I'm angry about wasting your Brave Axe, not the action itself. Come up with a better excuse, next time.

Ike- You get a pass for today. Talking about Greil's past can't have been easy.

Ilyana- Everyone makes mistakes when first holding a weapon. It takes a lot of practice… Trust me, I have my share of bruises.

Janaff- I'm not apologising. YOUR King caused me this headache and now some of the new recruits are terrified of the Bird Tribes because of what he did earlier and have ran off. They're even scared of Reyson… REYSON! The one who doesn't even FIGHT! … Umm, we'll still rescue Leanne, don't worry. We need to find out where she is first…

Jill- I assure you that we're NOT just 'rooting out the disastrous embarrassments of Daien's wyvern riders' just because your Father said so… I think…

Largo- Welcome to the army. And trust me, after seeing some of the stuff this army did, your story of pinning a tiger with your bare hands is believable by my standards.

Lethe- You calling the fleeing recruits cowards isn't helping. Go help get them back.

Lucia- Bastian has a history of annoying you, doesn't he? Sounds like it's not my problem as long as he can fight. That, unfortunately, means he needs his vocal cords.

Makalov- While it's a decent plan for the future, please focus on the current war BEFORE asking Elincia if she'll have work for you. Besides, she already knows of your past misdeeds and debts, so you're REALLY going to need to stay in her good graces.

Marcia- So you've decided to, and I quote, 'Pull an Astrid' and also move to Crimea when this war is over. You do know Tanith reads these, right?

Mia- Do not try to juggle swords. It won't end well- SEE? I told you.

Mist- While it was cute, that dress is larger than Rolf.

Mordicai- The fact that you decapitated a Daien soldier by PUNCHING his head off gives the new recruits FULL rights to be scared into not messing with you.

Muarim- Congratulations are given for stopping a boulder, picking it up, and throwing it back at the Daien solider who pushed it. However, it gave Devdan ideas. Bad ones.

Nephenee- While it worked on helping us win the battle, you forgot to put on your armour before going into said battle.

Oscar- I believe that I've told you this already but saying your 'axe hunter' line out loud is just going to attract the attention/ire of said axe users. 'sigh' It's a miracle that Rhys hasn't gone on strike yet for this.

Ranulf- I do NOT offer 'sexual favours' to Rhys to keep him here! I have better faith in him than that, and my love life is none of anyone's goddess-damned business! Also, Mia would try to kill me. She'd fail, but it's the principle of the matter.

Reyson- I now understand your frustrations with King Tibarn. Here's the keg of wine you requested, but you have to share.

Rhys- So how's your supply of hangover cures?

Rolf- You were adorable in that dress and nobody here is apologizing for it.

Shiharam- Those wyvern riders were probably not drinking and flying. Either way I'm concerned as to how you know.

Shinon- You're permanently banned from the mess tent, and you're staying tied up until I say otherwise!

Soren- … Where did you go?

Sothe- Tauroneo is NOT called 'Tauroneo the super amazing suplexer of the Four Riders of Daien'! … What do you mean that was his 'official title' until Ashnard took the throne?!

Stefan- Well, I'll admit when I'm proven wrong. Congratulations on your promotion to 'Trueblade'. However, you're the one that's going to deal with the line of people wanting 'Third-tier promotions.'

Tanith- Tauroneo is ALSO NOT called, 'Tauroneo, the one that makes everyone run in fear of him, including me!' …What do you MEAN that's his official title?

Tauroneo- Okay, this is getting ludicrous! Why must you feel the need to suplex every enemy solider you see?! Including the horses AND the wyverns?! Do you even know how to wield an actual weapon? "Yes, but where's the fun in that?"

Tibarn: One day! It's been ONE DAY! Reyson is his own person, and if he wants you to throw people into the river, he'll bloody well TELL you that.

Tormod- FIRE IS NOT THE ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING!

Ulki- The amount of fires you've prevented Tormod from causing is calls for a pay raise. My only regret is that Master Seals won't work on Laguz, because otherwise I'd give you one.

Volke- What do you mean that the Assassin class is a "Third-tier" promotion?! How come I'm only learning of this NOW?!

Zihark- Tauroneo shouldn't be an inspiration for you. Tauroneo can suplex things because his spine is made of silver. If a Brave Spine was possible, Tauroneo would have one. Point is, he suplexes because it's physically possible for him to do so. It's why he's walking around, while you're in the medical tent with a broken spine for the third time today.

AN: Wow, okay. Sorry this took so long, but I'm not dead. Life and school just got ahead of me. There'll be another chapter coming up within a few days to make up for it so keep an eye out for that. I've also made some changes to the previous chapter, so take a look if you wish.

Please read and review, and thanks again to AustSakuraKyzor for editing/co-writing