Warning: Fuse!Catgirl!MeguminxChomusuke, little OOC, Rate M for some part, etc
Konosuba Belongs to Akatsuki Natsume
Author: BetweenIandGirl
Presenting: MeguNYAAA
Chapter 9: Trouble Preparation
Part 1
Kazuma POV
"Hoaaam…."
"Nyaa?"
"Still sleepy Megumin…"
I just barely wake up with Megumin beside me… yes, I heard you. We just did a little play last night but not too far.
"Nyaaa."
Megumin wipe my face with a wet towel.
"Uh… Why you do that Megumin?"
"Nyaaa…"
She wiped my face even harder.
"Can you stop?"
"Nyanya."
She didn't stop.
"CAN YOU STOP!? I'M AWAKE!?"
So I grabbed her chest because irritated about her current behavior.
"N-Nyaaa~"
"Ah… I grabbed your chest."
I look at Megumin awkwardly… as my hand still on her chest.
"N-Nyaaa?"
"So… do you want talking normally or just say thing in cat language?"
Megumin just nodded, as I kissed her…
AAAAHH! WHY AM I NARATTING THIS! THIS IS EMBARRASING!?
Anyway, let's skip this pointless sexy narration and moving on to the plot.
"Damn, Kazuma… you're really holding back, is that fine?"
"I'm fine… I can release it later when taking bath."
Why am I still in this sexy narration? Oh fine… it was aftermath.
"Good morning, Kazuma-sama, Megumin-sama."
"Good morning Jarripa, are you cooking today?"
"Yeah, thanks to Kazuma-sama teach how to cook me few days ago. So I will return the favor with me cooking breakfast today."
"Oh, that will indeed help me. Thanks Jarripa."
"You're welcome, Kazuma-sama. Is there anything Kazuma-sama and Megumin-sama wanted to eat?"
"Anything is fine for me."
"Ah, but you aren't allowed cooking anything that can harmed human like crystal or something Jarripa!"
"Ah, yes… I would only use anything in refrigerator though so no need to worry Kazuma-sama."
So Jarripa went to kitchen preparing our breakfast. Aqua and Darkness came down after we talking with Jarripa, both of them still show their tiredness in their eyes.
"All right, after breakfast I want everyone preparing for our visit to Alcarentina again."
As I said that, those two became too energetic and their tiredness vanished.
"Ah~ B-but when I visit Axis Faith Central city they will definitely throw me stone… despite me being noble and knight… this humiliation is nothing~ Hnnggg~"
"Finally! Another visit to my city! This time I will absolutely claim back my goddess status unlike before!"
Oh well, somehow this felt like anime and game BS… but really, something like this really happen. Also, their antics were showing after so long absent.
Well, we usually were in home so a scene for both of them like this is rare lately.
"I made fried rice omelet everyone, hope you enjoy it!"
"Oh! This food looks delicious! My goddess intuition approve it Jarripa!"
"Eh, but it's just a normal cooking Kazuma-sama taught me."
"Indeed, why is it different from me?"
"It's because you always insulted me that I disapprove your cooking skill Kazuma."
"Then you don't need my help when another Eris Festival came."
"Wait… No! Kazuma! Forgive me! I can't ignore my junior cult winning!"
More reason to not help her cult when the time arrived.
"Then I will really help Eris Church when Her festival came~"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
After that ruckus and eating breakfast, we went visiting Wiz shop with Jarripa and our pets at hand.
Our luggage is small as I just need a few days there.
Kriiing
"Oh! Hello Kazuma-san, Megumin-san, Darkness-san, and Aqua-sama! How can I help you all?"
"Why am I mentioned at very last?"
"That was not important Aqua."
"Yeah, she just said something useless like usual."
"Hey!"
"Is Vanir here Wiz?"
"Yes, I'm here brat."
I look under the table and found him with his unnatural small body.
"Why are you look like that?"
"Cleaning~ Despite being demon, I like a clean room! I prefer if it's all shining!"
"You sound like aristocrat."
"Fuahahahahahaha! That sound funny! Since I'm Duke of Hell, it's basically counterpart to human noble society but better!"
"Doubt it."
"I mean it's really better for Devil like myself."
"Figures~"
After cleaning under the table, Vanir came out and changing to his usual body.
"So, what the brat need?"
"Can Vanir taking care both Jarripa and our pet as I visit Alcarentina?"
"Wait, I didn't allowed to follow the party to Alcarentina?"
"I don't want Jarripa get corrupted with Axis cultist there, they're on different level."
"Hey! What is that mean Kazuma! Apologize! Apologize to my cute children!"
"Wait, can she pregnant?"
"Duh, dunno…."
"I'm the devil… but I'm getting ignored here."
"Ah, sorry Vanir… so can you taking care of our pets?"
"AM I PETS NOW!?"
"Uh… I mean, Jarripa is a dragon right?"
"Yeah."
"… can I drop Aqua here too as she's my pet?"
"HEY!"
"Absolutely not, but for dragon and bird are okay in my care."
"Yeah, I will believe you Vanir."
"Oh yeah, tell the shopkeeper that she need break and can you bring her on your journey?"
"Sure Vanir, I mean it sorta happened before and we want asking her to teleport right into the town."
"Uh… are you fine leaving me behind Kazuma-sama?"
"I'm sure."
"Don't worry little dragon, he will come back and also look like you will be busy for some days after their departure."
"What do you mean by that? I don't understand."
We faced Wiz again as she listened what we discussing.
"So, coming along Wiz?"
"Yes! Finally! A break! I will immediately teleport everyone to Alcarentina!"
"Thanks a lot Wiz."
"No problem! Everyone, please be inside magic circle please."
Everyone was going inside magic circle except Vanir, Jarripa, and Emperror Zell that we left at Wiz Shop.
"Everyone is inside Wiz."
"Alright! Teleport!"
We vanished at Wiz shop and appeared in plain green field near Alcarentina.
"Is this adventurer hunting ground?"
"Eh, this location is really just a plain field Kazuma-san. There's no monster here."
"Oh, somehow hear that we're safe for now is soothing Wiz."
"Oh my…"
Somehow I got Wiz blush and getting nudge from Megumin.
Part 2
"Hey, it's me! Your classmates! Remember me? Well of course you can't, I greatly change since joined Axis Church! You must join Axis Church too!"
"Hello passenger, I sell this eatable soap! I will give you discount if you join Axis Church!"
"We meet again! It's me-"
When we entered the city, atmosphere turned like this in an instant.
"Why is a filthy Eris cultist strolling in this Aqua holy city! Puh!"
"Hnnnnnggg!"
"Ah… It's nice back to my dedicated city."
Aqua and Darkness, both of them are in euphoria phase right now.
"Soap, it's just the soap… is it really eatable… somehow I start regretting my past action…."
Megumin murmured melancholy behind me, I didn't know what past she regretted.
"Uh… why so many people selling holy water… even hot spring resort sell it…"
"Ah… maybe it was because hot spring water became warm holy water after we killed Hans."
"Eh… so I can't enter hot spring if that the case Kazuma…"
"I will search a resort that didn't contaminated by holy water… even so, it's usual days in Alcarentina… but it's frustrating enough."
After shaking off Axis Cultist freak, we finally reached hotel. As for information, this hotel was not sponsored by Axis Cult so we can relax and rent a room with one bed for me and two rooms with two beds for girls. Oh, it also not the previous hotel recommended by merchant that bring not-named-yet Jarripa.
"Wiz, you can rest here while we doing business and search suitable hot spring for you."
"Okay Kazuma-san."
Wiz was surprisingly obedient with my order. It's times to ask church about Split Power Seal.
We went to the cathedral of Axis Cult, we left Darkness outside…. Enjoying pebbles being throw at her by Axis Brainwashed Children. We don't see anything…
When we entered the place, we were greeted by a priestess that currently sweep the floor
"Oh! Welcome to Axis cult cathedral. What a lost lamb doing here? Do you want to convert to Axis Church? Or seeking salvation by admitting your mistake? Or want to marry me?"
"That jokes is getting old, priestess, besides I already had a girlfriend… I just want to meet head priest."
She is the priestess that using some sort of lover dialog… you know, the one with 'Do you want a dinner, or a bath, or… is it… me?' but a bit different. She also the first Axis cultist that didn't annoy me too much other than jokes.
"O-oh… is it not your first time listening to my jokes?"
"Well, the joke is nice and all but I already receiving it before… did you even remember me?"
"No?"
"Huuh, it's me… Kazuma-desu"
"Kazuma? O-Ooooh… do you mean that Kazuma in Oracle being an epitome of devil because abusing Aqua-sama in mortal form?"
I hit Aqua on the head.
"Ouch! Why are you hitting me Kazuma!?"
"WHAT DO YOU EVEN WRITE OR REVELATION ABOUT ME IN YOUR SCRIPTURE!"
"I MEAN YOU ALWAYS ABUSING ME!?"
"NOT WHEN YOU'RE IN THE MISTAKE!"
"Uh… is it Aqua-sama in flesh form?"
"Ah, Yes! It's me! Aqua-sama in flesh in front of you! Be happy because you're in front of me, my believer!"
"Sorry for being rude, but I don't remember Aqua-sama being fat… are you even dress like her properly? The dress seems about to burst out."
"Gack…."
"Pfffft."x2
Aqua jerked back because her believer didn't believe her.
"W-why, I'm the real Aqua-sama!"
The priestess was just shaking her head to the sides.
"Even if you say so, I didn't believe it with body that huge."
"Pffft."
"That's why.. pfftt… I suggest you to.. hhahahhha… diet, Aqua."
"Hahahaha."x2
We continued to laugh meanwhile Aqua sulking in the corner.
"What's so funny Sir Kazuma?"
"Hahaha… nothing priestess, beside can you call head priest already? I have something to ask."
After a long look of confused priestess, she went to calling head priest.
Shortly after, Priestess came back and leading us to a room. Well, we leave Aqua with Darkness outside.
In chair, the head priestess is sitting there… ugh, the every hole is possible guy… I don't even want to remember his name after second Serena/Celestia incident. See, I even can't remember his name as I really don't want to remember it.
"Welcome to Axis Cathedral, Kazuma-kun, Megumin-chan. So, what do you need with me today? Is it because both of you want to be part of my harem?"
"Ugh…"x2
Both of us cringed.
"No, I don't even want to be a part of your harem… I'm straight."
"I'm Kazuma girlfriend, so I don't even think I want to be your harem… ever."
"Au… both of you broke my hearth…"
"Whatever head priest, I came here just to ask about Power Seal."
"Eh? Power Seal? I have so many kind here, what exactly both of you need?"
"Splitting Power Seal?"
"Huh? That high grade power seal, is that what you want? It was over 500 years no body using it? Why are you using it for?"
"Let just say evil goddess."
"Which one?"
"Huh?"
"I say which one, we can't counter attack it if we don't know who's gonna be sealed."
"Well, let just say Wolbach emerge again."
"Okay?"
"And she combined with Megumin."
"Hahahahaha! You sure like to joke around Kazuma! Megumin never gonna be evil goddess! Look here! Can a girl this cute be an evil goddess?"
"Fweh, don't pull my cheeeeeks!"
"Hey! Don't touch her in weird place! Pervert Head Priest!"
"Cih."
After letting go Megumin he pulled closer suddenly before, we continued our conversation.
"So, can you lend me Splitting Power Seal?"
"Not now."
"Huh?"
"Not now Kazuma… an existence like Wolbach supposedly you already defeated her, so why are you now saying it like she would rise again? Made zero sense unless she still alive in some form."
"That means?"
"It means we didn't want to lend you our precious Power Splitting Seal, it was too precious for lend it to someone. Until the existence confirmed, we still protect that seal."
"Uh… So, how is about regular seal?"
"Because your statement earlier, we will hold all of our seal for the sake of safety. Sorry Kazuma-kun about this."
Aw man, mission failed.
Part 3
Megumin and I were staring at the river without any feeling in the world. It just felt empty.
"Didn't Vanir say I can be normal with Power Splitting Seal?"
"Yeah."
"Now we can't get it in normal means."
"Yeah."
"Am I became cat girl forever?"
"As appealing as that sound maybe, are you even sure?"
"No, I want my precious body back. Not this cat form."
"Guess so."
By the way, Aqua and Darkness tour around the town searching a hot spring that isn't holy water resort.
"This somehow felt depressing for me."
"Want to lighten the mood with a date?"
"As lovely as that sound, I felt it only work for a short amount of time but I will take the offer Kazuma."
"Well, if we didn't in Alcarentina… sure, it would be a nice date."
"I started regretting my past action…"
"What's with that Megumin?"
"Nothing…."
This is the second time Megumin said she regretting her action. Oh, both of us still wore our adventurer outfit.
"Let's check this city guild then, after that maybe we can start our date."
"Sure Kazuma."
We went to Alcarentina Branch Guild and looked at the quest board.
"… Maybe I expected this much…"
"Yeah, me too… but this is too extreme."
To our surprise, most of the quest consist helping Axis Cultist in various way… like guard, harassing Eris Cult, etc… but extermination quest were almost none, only exist in form of stockpiling for food.
"Let just eat here then."
"Sure."
So we sat on guild bar and start ordering stuff, lucky this guild staffs didn't recruiting Axis Cultist or else we be worried about our food getting too… ehem… 'gross' … as they usually appear to be a bunch of extreme shotacon and lolicon.
"This is your order."
"Ah, thanks Onee-chan."x2
Onee-chan, we deducted she older anyway, was smiling when we said thanks to her and then we saw her walking away with little happiness in her step.
"Say Kazuma, she's not Axis cultist right?"
"I doubt so, as Onee-chan I usually know or rather the mainstream of Onee-chan characteristic is happy when someone younger say thanks."
"Fuh… So this food is safe from contamination."
"Let's not thinking about it and just ate it okay?"
"Yeah."
We ate without incident and walking out of guild to start our date.
"So, what had any plan for the date?"
"Don't know… I didn't even listening romance conversation in school."
"I knew some, but we did it already."
"Huft, then let just wander aimlessly then."
"Okay, better remember route I went to."
"Yeah, the routes…"
"You sound suddenly depressed Megumin."
"Why would I… it's just a boring walk then."
"Yeah… it's boring…"
When we took a narrow alley, a child was suddenly tripping from the opposite end.
"Is it that strategy again?"
"I hope not, are you injured kid?"
I help this child with caution, because he might be Axis Cultist, get up to his feet but then a girl his age suddenly showed up and almost hugging him… if not for the fact he's hiding behind my back so suddenly.
"Cih, bad luck I guess."
She left after deducting that I'm his older brother.
"Thanks Onii-chan, it was hard escaping that Axis Cultist girl."
"So you're not an Axis Cultist?"
"No, there's no way I willingly join Axis Cult but she almost insisted me join it… eve-ry-day….. sigh."
"You had it rough there, kiddo."
"Sorry…"
Megumin said sorry out of nowhere.
"Wha… it's not Onee-chan fault, so don't say sorry please."
"Sorry, forgive me…"
She became more and more depressed and said something like slave would say… the heck am I thinking?
"Ah, can you show us a place good for a date kiddo?"
"Why is Onii-chan asking children a place for romance anyway?"
"Urk."
"But I know good spot for it, can I join you two because I sensed that Axis Cultist girl still around here."
I glanced at Megumin asked permission silently.
"I don't care anymore."
Why you looked so sad suddenly… I don't understand at all.
"Sure."
And so we followed this kid to a good date spot, it turned out to be a park of some sort.
"It's somehow more peaceful here."
"Yeah, it's like a sun after storm."
"Are you just metaphoring it Onee-chan? Sure it's sun after storm then as Axis Cultist here is really acting like a storm."
I saw an ice cream booth at main road in park."
"Do both of you want an ice cream?"
"Yeah."x2
So, I bought us three ice cream for each of us. Mine is vanilla, Megumin is strawberry, and this kid is Chocolate. Lucky me as the ice cream vendor didn't pushing me to another Axis Cultist recruitment, despite his constant praise of word to Aqua.
We sat on a bench, Megumin on my right and the kid on my left.
"So, who's Onee-chan and Onii-chan?"
"Oh, both of us are adventurer. I'm Kazuma and…"
"My name is Megumin! A prodigy of explosion user arch wizard! I-"
"Becareful with your ice cream Megumin."
"Ahhh!"
Her ice cream almost fell if not for her intense licking.
"So, why are you alone here kiddo?"
"I'm just a merchant kid, don't worry about me. I just did business training but when it came to this city, that girl always disturbing me. By the way, my name is Nelson."
"Are your full name Nelson Mandela?"
"Who's Mandela?"
"Ah, forget it… just some figure head where I'm from."
"The more you know~"
Uh… why is Megumin suddenly became that falling star meme about more knowledge?
We talked a lot of thing, but when I consulted that we need a power splitting seal but head priestess didn't giving us permission to use it.
"Why don't both of you asking help to certain thief?"
"Certain thief?"
"You know… the one with a very high bounty?"
That's me tough but…
"Are you a genius!?"
With this, I can turn Megumin back to normal.
Part 4
We escorted the kid to his temporary house as he's a merchant always on move. His father really gave us a big amount of money for escorting his son.
"… Did Kazuma really want to use Masked Thief for this matter?"
"It can be considered emergency too, ah, want to took a bath at hot spring?"
"Sure."
So, before any action of mine being held, we went to hot spring with a lot of privacy rooms.
Somehow Megumin and me were joining in mixed bath.
"Why am I here?"
"Just to suffer?"
"Well… it's not really suffering if the other person is you Kazuma."
"But public mixed bath… you rarely agreed to it… heck even our mixed bath moment is only in private room and not a public."
"Wolbach..."
"Huh?"
"It was Wolbach trait that coming out, you said she like taking a bath right? Well, combined with Chomusuke who like stick to you resulting in my cat body near you anytime."
"Having collective mind might be difficult right?"
"Indeed it is taking toll on me."
"Is that why you suddenly depressed today?"
"Maybe?"
"Anyway, I will be contacting Boss soon to cooperate our infiltration on Axis cathedral."
"How did you contacting Chris then?"
"Well, easy enough… I will just have Eris-sama calling her to me."
"Please, don't involve you're dying because of it."
"I don't plan on dying anyway, I have another way to talk to Eris-sama besides dying so don't sorry about it."
"Thanks god Eris-sama."
I suggest you specific which god Megumin. Eh, somehow the god being replaced by Eris-sama.
"By the way, thanks for the meal!"
"What do you me- Hyaaaaah!"
We got a lot of play in that mixed bath room, just foreplay each other tough.
"Uuuh… did you learn a lewd technique Kazuma?"
"It's just a leftover knowledge from my previous world."
"Well… that… kind of nice feeling I got when you did it."
Megumin and I went back to the hotel, Darkness and Aqua were already there after searching suitable hot spring for Wiz.
"We're back."
"Welcome back, Kazuma, Megumin"
"Where's Wiz?"
"She went to a hot spring we found that suitable for her."
"Why an undead needed bath anyway? Let me exorcism them with my holy water."
"There, there Aqua… no need to be rude Aqua, she is our friend anyway."
"No! Every undead race is goddess enemy!"
Here we go again, her goddess ranting. We ignore her word anyway.
"So, how many hot springs still remain as hot spring Darkness? Which one Wiz visit?"
"Why did you want to know about that Kazuma?"
"Just want to know Megumin, so which hot springs still have their spring water Darkness?"
"It was only one and it's on outskirt city, it almost became one of hot holy water too if Aqua bath there."
"Hey! I can control my water purification power! Don't underestimate me!"
We just ignored her.
"So it's just one hot spring on outskirt city?"
"Yes, Kazuma."
"Thanks for information Darkness."
"Hey! Don't ignore me!"
We went to our respective room. Well, Megumin gave me a little kiss cheek before enter her own room.
"Now it's time visiting Eris-sama! Teleport!"
Yes, I had teleport skill and set Eris-sama place as one of my destination mark.
In this void room, sitting in a chair was Eris-sama meanwhile I standing here.
"Again? Kazuma-san? Did you died this time or…"
"I am just teleported here."
"My guess is right then, so… why are you visiting me this time? Did you want my advice about something?"
There was something I need advice from Eris-sama, but it's not the time.
"Although there's something I want to advice on, this time I want request Eris-sama help me steal something as Big Boss."
"I hope it worthwhile Kazuma-san, then explain."
"Did Eris-sama know Megumin became cat girl?"
"Eh?"
"Eh?"
"Seriously!? Lately I'm busy retrieving Sacred Divine Treasure so I lately didn't using my power as goddess. Tell me Kazuma, what happen to Megumin!?"
"Well… put it bluntly, she was fused with Chomusuke, her cat familiar, who happen to be Wolbach half."
"Eh… eh… how did she fusing with half of Sloth and Violence goddess?"
"You know her? Wolbach?"
"Well, I knew her a little bit before she falls… she's kind of nice person though despite her status as Violence deity."
"Eh, your behavior is different from Aqua when hearing Evil goddess."
"As long she isn't injuring any mortal, she kind like peers to me… except when chaos came."
"Is that why she fallen? Some chaos came and she complicated it more."
"Kind of… by the way, continue the story Kazuma! Why did Megumin fused!"
"Ah, it's Japanese mistake."
"Japanese mistake? You mean it would become Aqua mistake right?"
"Yeah, the guy who making Destroyer decades ago apparently making dungeon too before, maybe prototype labs for crimson demos as one of facility is fusing thing… that's what happen to Megumin."
"So that facility fused Megumin and Wolbach half and thus made Megumin looks like a cat girl."
"Yeah, that's the story Eris-sama and the only thing to made her normal is seal her using Power Splitting Seal."
"So do you want me, as Chris, help you steal that seal?"
"Yes, Big Boss."
Eris-sama, no, Big Boss seemed to be thinking.
"I will help you Assistant-kun, it seem dangerous fusing Evil Goddess and Crimson Demon as one, so where is the target?"
"Thanks Big Boss, the target is in Alcarentina Cathedral."
Pyan… the sound of Eris-sama infamous shock pose.
"Why did you not acquire it in normal means?"
"We tried and failed successfully."
"Huft, go back to your realm Kazuma-san. I will meet you as Chris."
"Thanks Eris-sama, teleport!"
So we waited until afternoon, there was someone calling for us from receptionist call.
"Hey! Assistant-kun! I heard you lodging here!"
Too lively Big Boss, too lively.
Part 5
"Whoaaa! Megumin really became cat girl!"
"Told you so."
"Can both of you release my cat ears please?"
We're in my room, holding Megumin cat ears and rubbing it.
"Fuwa fuwa…"
"Yeah, the texture is fuwa fuwa…"
"Geez! Hold your horses both of you! We want me back to normal right!?"
"Ah, yeah."
We were here to discuss plan break in to steal Power Splitting Seal.
"Big Boss, do you know what Power Splitting Seal looks like?"
"I do, Oh man, they used it a long time ago so my knowledge about how they look might be only from Book."
"That's maybe enough Big Boss."
"So what's the plan to steal it?"
"You don't need to join us Megumin."
"B-but…"
"No but."
"Okay…"
"However we accept ideas how we would steal it."
From depressed Megumin now became too lively.
"Okay! Then how about both of you doing it like that time in castle!"
"Rejected."
"You said would accept ideas!?"
"I mean when it's good enough"
"Fine! I would think hard enough to create a decent one!"
It was good seeing Megumin lively again.
"Oh yeah, I forgot to ask. How is it about security around the item Big Boss?"
"They guard intensively."
"So we need distraction…"
Both of us lost in our own thought.
"How about stealing some inferior seal?"
"That was useless Big Boss."
"How about using lurk?"
"They might have enemy detection Megumin."
"How about causing mishap that and there place to distract them?"
"Then we unnecessarily destroyed some facility? Rejected Assistant-kun."
Because security around the target, our ideas was only little remained in our brain.
"Ah, we don't have any ideas."
"We need bait for distracting guard who defending the items."
"Bait?"
Suddenly I remembered what Vanir told me.
"Ah, crap."
"What's wrong, Kazuma?"
"I would likely become bait in this case."
"Assistant-kun is volunteering to become bait for us?"
"Well, it was because someone foreshadowing me running from Axis Cultist… so why not making it faster?"
"I don't know what to say Assistant-kun, you're either stupid or out of box thinking."
"I think it's the former this time, but honestly I kind of wanted progress things."
"Progress eh?"
Don't smirk at me Chris.
"Hm… Kazuma, I think you need to learn taunt from Darkness to made every guard chasing you rather than Chris."
"Did you want me to die Megumin?"
"No, but I just help creating plan though."
"Yeah, it is… please continue on your own meanwhile I ask Darkness to teach me taunt."
I exit my own room to Darkness who's sharing with Wiz room. I knocked the door.
"Who's there?"
"It's me, Kazuma, I want to request something Darkness."
Darkness open the door and letting me in before closing the door.
"S-So, what are you requesting me Kazuma?"
"Just teach me 'Taunt' skill."
"What?"
"It's as I said… teach me 'taunt' skill."
"D-Did you planning remove me from partyyy!?"
"N-no, of course not… it's for different matter."
"Fyuh"
Darkness seemed to be relieved after her blushing and frantic antique.
"Can you teach me?"
"Ah, yeah sure… can you help me Wiz?"
"I can do anything for my friend."
"Okay, TAUNT!"
"Urk…. Quite strong taunt indeed…. Let me adjust first."
Wiz began attacking Darkness who's just moaning and blushing because someone hitting her hard enough to turn on her M side.
"Sigh, that's enough Darkness."
"But I need more~"
"Just continue without me, this card of mine already show taunt skill is ready to learn."
"Adjusting to resisting… fyuh…"
Wiz stopped her attack despite taunt skill still on.
I just left them in hurry.
I was back at my own room.
"So it's still discussing or do we have a plan now?"
"We have now, Assistant-kun."
"First of, Kazuma break in and trying to steal the seal but made it when other people around…. So Kazuma's would do something similar at that the time in castle."
"Okay, so running around and attracting guards… is that right?"
"Correct, that's why I asking you to learn taunt. It's for baiting all of guards to you rather to Chris."
"As guard shortened at site post, I will break in and took what Megumin need. Power Splitting Seal."
"How is it about my fate?"
"I'm sure Kazuma can escape this."
"Yeah, I believe in Assistant-kun."
Damn, these two were cruel.
"Okay-okay! I will think escape route myself!"
"Are both of you sure can pulling this off?"
We just smiled at now cat girl Megumin.
"Don't worry Megumin."
"Yeah, when two of us is together. Nothing else can beat us."
"I really hope so."
Megumin gave me a cheek kiss again.
"Oh wow, Kazuma-kun now have escalated his relationship with Megumin."
"S-Shut up!"
Megumin just smiled slyly at me.
"Good luck, my man."
"That sound a little bit slutty, Megumin."
"S-shut up! I knew it! Damn Wolbach teaching me weird thing!"
Chris now looking at me convinced Megumin now fusing with other being.
"Assistant-kun really didn't lie about this."
"Why would I lie to a goddess?"
"Geez~"
Times for dinner before our cathedral raids! First thing is explaining I would go out with Chris this night.
"Tonight I would spend some times with Chris, don't follow me."
"Wait, you're already cheated on Megumin? And of all people, it's Chris?"
"Eh, it's not a date though Aqua-san. Assistant-kun is just helping about some stuff."
Aqua casted a suspicious eyes on both of us
"Are you okay that your man cheating on you Megumin?"
"Eh? It's not really a problem that much though, beside he isn't cheating this time."
"Seriously, you accepted harem now?"
"No, just know these two aren't going to dates or anything. Just help each other out."
"Then what they're helping each other out! Tell me!"
"Is it about 'that' Kazuma helping with?"
"Yes Darkness, It's about 'that' but opposite this time."
"Oh, I get it."
"I don't get it! Don't tell me… is it a lewd thing!?"
"I doubt so Aqua-sama, but I don't understand either.
Let's throw two idiots in their own thinking loops.
And so we went off after Aqua and Wiz looking worriedly to us meanwhile Darkness and Megumin kept their composure.
Hehehe.
IT'S TIME FOR CHIVALRIOUS THIEF!
End of Chapter 9
MEGUNYAAA CHAPTER NINE ARE HERE! Honestly, I almost didn't have plot this time and I kind of rushed it this time. Next chapter maybe is the end? Let see if I can made it then.
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: Well, sometimes my ideas is rushed though… but thanks for encouragement.
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