Carmelita's Secret Weapon
By Frozarburst and his Sibling
Out in Paris, the infamous Cooper Gang make a break for the other end of a large office building, being pursued by the always determined Carmelita Fox. Outside, Bentley the tortoise keeps tabs on the whole ordeal with his laptop connected to his wheelchair, using the security cameras in the complex for live footage.
Carmelita shooting: Come back here, thief!
Bentley: Keep going you two! The exit's down the hall!
Sly sprinting: And pretty soon, Carmelita's gonna run outta energy bullets.
When Sly the racoon and Murray the hippo, carrying a bag full of valuables, reach the exit elevator already opened thanks to Bentley's hacking skills, Carmelita catches up to them only for her cartoonish gun to stop firing when she gets close.
Sly: Looks like it's another steal for us. You never really do hit us with that thing.
Carmelita: (Drops gun) Blast, Cooper! I didn't wanna have to do this to you two, but you've pushed me to the limit! All our struggles have led to this moment where I can finally use my secret weapon. Something that, according to my research, no Cooper, let alone any thief no matter their skills has ever been able to avoid!
Sly crossing his arms: Oh yeah? What is it?
Simply, without exerting any energy, Carmelita T-Poses before the racoon, asserting her authority and dominance over the great thief.
Sly: …(Drops jaw)
Murray: (Drops bags) ...Oh my God...
Bentley: That...that pose…! T-that's impossible…! Unbreakable! Her defense is flawless! ...Well, we're fucked. (Closes laptop and wheels away)
Bentley quietly wheels himself over to the nearest boat by the docks, jumps on, and revs up the engine. He jets off undetected by any of the cops nearby.
Carmelita T-Posing: It's over, Sly.
Sly: *Sighs* Sorry to have to do this to you too, my love. But it has to be done.
Carmelita: Really now? And what might your secret weapon be? My defense is flawless like your pal said.
Sly quietly claps his hands together, takes a deep breath with his eyes shut, then politely says...
Sly: ...E.
Carmelita's shell is broken. She instantly breaks down, ragdolling onto the floor with a goofy grin on her face.
Murray: Sly...what did you do to her?
Sly: Easy Murray. I just used a meme so dead that she least expected it.
Murray: Yeah, but...why is she smiling?
Sly: Cause of my dashing good looks. Anyway, let's get outta here before the cops come in.
Sly and Murray step into the elevator. But just as the doors close, the lift immediately explodes!
GAME OVER