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Sasuke And Naruto

He then gave a loud gasp when he heard someone yelling out to him and everything went back to normal. When he turned around to where the yelling came from, he saw Sasuke and Neji standing on another staircase. He then found out that it was Sasuke who was yelling out at him.

Sasuke: Hey! What are you doing in here?

Naru got up and ran up another staircase, on the other side of the room. Sasuke and Neji then ran down the steps to catch up to him. Sasuke was a bit faster so he caught up to Naru when Naru stopped in front of the royal portrait.

Sasuke: Hey! Hey! Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop! Hold on a minute! Hold on!

Naru turned around to face him so Sasuke could talk to him. Sasuke then began talking until he got a good look at Naru. He was shocked when he looked at Naru and the eight-year old Naruto in the portrait looked alike.

Sasuke: Now how did you get in h-here?

When Sasuke was taking too long to say something, Naru was giving him a mean look. Neji finally made it to them while panting with his hands on his knees and looking down. He tried to talk to Naru, but Sasuke had stopped him.

Neji: Excuse me, Child.

Sasuke: Neji, do you see what I see?

Neji: Hmm? No.

Sasuke then made him straighten up to look at Naru and made him gasp.

Neji: Oh, yes. Yes!

Sasuke then noticed Kyuubi yipping at him and picked him up. When he did, Naru then asked him a question. He gave him his answer when he gave Kyuubi to Neji and ran up to Naru to get a closer look. Naru then started explaining to him when Sasuke began circling him which made Naru very uncomfortable.

Sasuke: A fox.

Naru: Are you Sasuke?

Sasuke: Cute. Perhaps. That all depends on who's looking for him.

Naru: My name is Naru. I need travel papers. They say you're the one to see, even though I can't tell you who said that.

Sasuke: Hmm.

Naru: And-what-hey. Why are you circling me? What, were you a vulture in another life?

Sasuke: I'm-I'm sorry, Dobe.

Naru: It's-it's Naru. Not Dobe, Teme.

Sasuke: Naru. It's just-

Naru: Naru.

Sasuke: It's just that you look an awful lot like, um… Never mind. Um, now, you said something about travel papers.

Naru: Uh, yes. I'd like to go to Paris.

Sasuke: You'd like to go to Paris?

Neji then started playing with Kyuubi while Sasuke continued to talk to Naru.

Neji: Who is this here? Oh, look! Oh, he loves me!

Sasuke: Nice fox. Uh, now, let me ask you, uh, something, Naru. Was it-There's a last name that goes with that?

Naru: Well, actually, this is gonna sound crazy. I don't know my last name. I was found wandering around when I was eight years old.

Sasuke: And, uh, before that? Before you were eight?

Naru: Look, look, I know it's strange, but I don't remember. I have very few memories of my past.

Sasuke: Hmm, that's… That's perfect.

Naru: Well, I do have one clue, however, and that is Paris.

Sasuke: Paris?

Naru: Right. So can you two help me or not?

Sasuke turned to Neji and asked him about something, then he started talking to Naru again. While he was talking to Naru, Neji took out four tickets from his shirt pocket while holding Kyuubi in his right arm. He gave them to Sasuke which Sasuke threw one away and put the other three over his head when Naru tried to grab them. Sasuke then pointed at the eight-year old Naruto on the portrait then he and Neji dragged him to another portrait.

Sasuke: Hmm. Neji, Neji, tickets. Uh, sure would like to help you. Um, in fact, oddly enough, we're going to Paris ourselves. Uh, and I've got-well this one is-but I've got three tickets here. Unfortunately, the third one is for him… Naruto.

Naru: Oh.

Neji: We are going to reunite the Grand Duke Naruto with his grandmother.

Sasuke: You do kind of resemble her.

Neji: The same blue eyes.

Sasuke: The Uzumaki eyes.

Neji: Minato's smile.

Sasuke: Kushina's chin.

Neji: Oh, look, he even has the grandmother's hands.

Sasuke: He's the same age, the same physical type.

Naru: Are you trying to tell me that I am Naruto?

Sasuke: All I'm trying to tell you is that I've seen thousands of ukes all over the country, and not one of them looks as much like the Grand Duke as you. I mean, look at the portrait.

Naru: I knew you were crazy from the beginning, but now I think you are both mad.

Sasuke: Why? You don't remember what happened to you.

Neji: No one knows what happened to him.

Sasuke: You're looking for family in Paris.

Neji: And his only family is in Paris.

Sasuke: You even thought about the possibilities?

Naru: That I could be royalty?

Both: Mm-hmm.

While Naru was talking again, Sasuke was trying to pet Kyuubi but Kyuubi growled at him. Then Sasuke was getting impatient because they had to get going soon, but Neji was making things difficult by talking to Naru. When he looked at his watch on his right wrist to check the time, he realized that they were going to be late. He then decided to cut their conversation short.

Naru: Well, I don't know. It's kind of hard to think of yourself as a duke when you're sleeping on a damp floor. But sure, yeah, I guess every lonely boy would hope he's a prince.

Neji: And somewhere, one little boy is. After all, the name Naruto means, 'He Will Rise Again.'

Sasuke: Really wish we could help, but the third ticket is for the Grand Duke Naruto. Good luck.

He and Neji then walked off, giving Kyuubi back to Naru while leaving him to think and sigh. When they were walking, Neji was upset with Sasuke about leaving him.

Neji: Why didn't you tell him about our brilliant plan?

Sasuke: All he wants to do is go to Paris. Why give away a third of the reward money?

Neji: I'm telling you, we're walking away too soon.

Sasuke: Not to worry. I got it all under control. All right, walk a little slower.

They walked a little slowly now while Naru was holding Kyuubi and looking at the portrait of Tsunade and Naruto. He then started to think about what to do. Back to Sasuke and Neji, Sasuke was counting down from three to one when he heard Naru calling his name. When he did, they started cheering silently until Naru had caught up with them.

Sasuke: 3… 2… 1.

Naru: Sasuke!

Neji: Right in the palm of our hands.

Naru: Sasuke, wait!

Sasuke: Did you call me?

Naru: If I don't remember who I am, then who's to say I'm not a prince or a duke or whatever he is, right?

Sasuke: Mm-hmm. Go on.

Naru: Yeah, and if I'm not Naruto, the Empress will certainly know right away and it's all just an honest mistake.

Sasuke: Sounds plausible.

Neji: But if you are the Prince, then you'll finally know who you are and have your family back.

Sasuke: You know-you know he's right. Either way it gets you to Paris.

Naru: Right!

They shook hands when Sasuke had to pull his hand away because Naru had squeezed it too hard.

Sasuke: Ow! Mmm. May I present His Royal Highness, the Grand Duke Naruto.

Naru: Kyuu, we're going to Paris.

Sasuke: Uh, the fox stays.

Naru: What are you talking about? The fox goes.

Sasuke: No, the fox does not go, Dobe.

Naru: I say he's going, Teme.

Sasuke: I'm allergic to foxes.

They kept on and on about whether Kyuubi goes or not while Neji's just looking at them back and forth.


Now before either of you asks, I know that Naruto doesn't really mean that but I had nothing else to say, so I just went with it. Please, just roll with it and hope all of you love it. Well, that's it for now and please read and review.