Thank you omegacrow-nexus for giving me this idea. This is perfect for plot development. I shouldn't be warning you about mature scenes since this is a mature story but I'll do it anyway: Obvious sexual themes present. Oh, and expect a twist. And as always, I own nothing but the plot and my OCs. Anyway, read on.
Lincoln fainted, with Haiku catching and setting him down on the couch of their home sweet home. A few minutes later, Lincoln was waking up to the sight of Haiku with her face getting closer to his, sending his entire nervous system on fire and himself up the wall."Yeow! What are you doing?!" he blurted out with a full-face blush."You were taking too much time to wake up, thought I would give you a CPR." Haiku answered in her usual monotone voice, though she was meekly hiding her blushing face. Lincoln wiped a nonexistent sweat off his forehead, "Phew. Thought you were going to do what I thought you would do to me."
Haiku's blush disappeared immediately and her face contorted slightly in confusion, "This isn't like you to have too much of those kind of thoughts, let alone have one unless someone made a hint towards it. Something wrong?" she asks. Lincoln sighed and answered with a less-than-alive-but not dead voice, "The day we escaped that situationally-hellish place..." Lincoln paused, allowing Haiku to focus all her attention to him."We were supposed to get on with it, if you catch my drift." Haiku caught his drift."But Lexxianna just got to us as we were just about to start and lately, we've been quite busy with the sparring sessions. And just as we had time, I got cock-blocked since I looked at Lexxianna and I think Luna the wrong way. Now, it's starting to give me thoughts like those, considering I live under the same roof with many beautiful women. You get what I'm saying?" Lincoln concluded."I may not have any experience in that topic but I can emphathize with you..." Haiku trailed off before gaining a distant look."Uh, Haiku? You there?" Lincoln asked, noticing the look on her face.
Haiku then looked at him with her signature look, "So how about I give you your much needed relief?" Haiku asked with a sultry tone and look on her face. You can guess what the albino's reaction, "Wait, wait, wait! I may be feeling restless in those terms but I'm not THAT desperate. And besides, me and Nikki still love each other. I can also see her looking at me with that kind of look but refuses anyway. I'm not breaking up with her just because I'm sex-deprived. I'll only do it when we're sure our marriage will die off." Lincoln started off flustered but quickly regained his confidence back. Haiku's suggestive look turned into a proud one, "Your fidelity is very admirable. Nikki is very lucky and now..." her face turned into a sour look, "...I'm jealous." then she turned back to being proud,"I hope I don't fall into temptation. You're a very attractive man, Lincoln, in more ways than one."
Lincoln was really surprised with how much Haiku has changed within ten years. The only remnant of her former self was her monotonality."Thanks, Haiku. Wow, you really changed a lot in the ten years we haven't seen." Haiku just nodded with a smile. Then it was Lincoln's turn to be confused."Hey, why was I unconscious again?" he asks."You fainted upon me mentioning of a legion of vampires that separate from their hips sighted in their native land, Philippines, actively and indiscriminately feeding upon the citizens." Haiku answered. A teacup was heard shattering at the same time Lincoln's eyes bugged out. He was promptly slapped by Haiku," Thanks, I needed that." The mentioned woman just gave a thumbs-up."
Lincoln reached for his warp phone, which he unknowingly placed on a small puddle of coffee on the tabletop and thus causing it to briefly spark, and placed the coordinates for Philippines."Yah!" he yelped. He and Haiku looked on in confusion as they see the device madly sparking with electricity before being sucked in to a wormhole gate generated, with Haiku and the couch following soon after. The wormhole disappeared as the warp phone harmlessly fell to the tiled floor.
Inside the wormhole
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the two screamed as they travelled through the wormhole so fast, the very fabric of reality begins to bend. Soon and cliché enough, they went into a blinding white light.
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They fell directly down out of the wormhole thankfully only a few inches off the ground. Seems like they landed in a jungle. And lo and behold, Haiku was lying on the couch while Lincoln had his head on the former's chest by sick and cruel fate so upon realizing the position they are both in, they immediately split apart and looked away from each other, covering their flustered face shyly like one child upon meeting their crush up close.'Damnit! Why am I having a crush on Haiku now?! I'm already married for God's sake!' Lincoln angrily thought to himself.'Damnit! Why am I having a crush on a married man? This is obviously not right so why?!' was Haiku's similar thoughts. They had no time to ponder more on their inner turmoil as they heard a group of female gasp. They turned to the direction of the sound and saw a group of beautiful females scantily clad in ethnic-style clothing, complete with different kinds of melee weapons, bows and slingshots loaded with darts.
One of the women who looked to be the leader with her more detailed clothing and being the only one to wield a glaive walked over to Haiku and examined her face while clasping it. The other females murmured amongst themselves in broken English. After a couple more seconds of examination, the presumed leader hollered to her fellow warriors, "Women! We have found our queen!"
This message caused her fellows to cheer and celebrate, throwing their weapon or headdress in the air and catching it. One particularly young one raised her hand to get noticed, "Oh, oh! Is he rumored first king of Amazonia? He look pretty same with the one in prophecy." she pointed to Lincoln. Her fellow women nodded amongst themselves. The leader looked to be in thought before answering, "We ask K'Surr for answer." then she turned to Lincoln and Haiku, who were still confused in their current predicament."Please come."
The two nodded before following the group of females. They were eventually led to a very prosperous and large village with the houses and pavement being made of cobblestone. When they arrived to the village, they were met with stares from an all-female crowd who all began murmuring to each other with pep in their voices.
Meanwhile in Philippines
It was nighttime. In a random forested part, Lexxianna was seen chasing after a fleeing "manananggal" (the vampires Haiku was talking about) who is looking quite laboured trying to stay afloat in the air. Lexxianna was swinging a sword at the monster only to miss without it even trying to dodge. Having enough of this farce, Lexxianna leaps for the manananggal and caught it only for it slip out of her grasp, "Shit."
The creature was now flying away as if a massive weight has been lifted off it's shoulders from it's pursuer into air. Lexxianna followed after it. It was at this moment that it was revealed her sword struck the trees she was running through, which all toppled down.
Back in Amazonia
Lincoln, Haiku and the leader were at a shrine. There was a massive regal stone chair bigger than them inside and on it was a statue of a woman sitting on it. What's weird is that the statue looked EXACTLY like Rita Loud except wearing a very ornate version of the Amazonian's common clothes."In awe of our goddess K'Surr? Typical."
"No, it's just that she looks exactly like my mother." Lincoln clarified."Impossible." "So we're going to ask a statue if I'm the rumored first king of Amazonia?"
"What's your name, by the way?" Haiku asked."Forgive. My name L'Oréal. And both of you, Lincoln and Haiku?"
"How did you know?" "K'Surr told us your names." was L'Oréal's answer."So, how do you plan on asking a statue?" Haiku asked while scratching her head. Then the statue of K'Surr or Rita began to rumble quite strongly. Lincoln and Haiku were confused and mildly concerned while L'Oréal merely stood and watched the rumbling statue. After a few more seconds, the rumbling stopped before the statue animated itself. It looked before them and demanded in a voice exactly the same as Rita's, "Why have you come to my shrine?"
Then her stone eyes landed on Lincoln and Haiku."You've found the eternal king and queen of Amazonia! Splendid, splendid!"
The statue of K'Surr/Rita clapped it's hands, causing loud banging to be heard throughout Amazonia, worrying it's inhabitants."Not to sound disrespectful, but are you Rita Loud? You look exactly like her." Lincoln asks while sweating not due to his nerves but because of the slightly overwhelming presence the statue exudes."No. Rita is a maiden in the world of men with a fraction of my soul, thus we look and sound the same. And it is the same reason that your mother has mostly female offspring." the now deduced as K'Surr answered. Lincoln and Haiku looked as if they had found the answer to the secret of the universe."Since you two are now back in Amazonia where you belong, you will be crowned as king and queen by tomorrow."
"No." was Lincoln's simple interjection while Haiku stood by firmly to show that she shares the same sentiment."You do not have a choice in this matter but do tell me why you won't accept your fate." K'Surr asks in an amused tone."I already have a life outside this place that I wouldn't trade for a life of royalty and certainly not for the world." Lincoln answered with conviction while Haiku nodded.
K'Surr then brought up all the old wounds that the two mutants had accumulated for their entire life, leaving them contemplating whether do they wanna go back. K'Surr smugly smirked at her success and turned to L'Oréal who was loyally standing by."Take them to the royal quarters." she ordered. L'Oréal merely bowed in an over-exaggerated manner and ushered the two in-doubt mutants with her.
The royal quarters was more like a house for a family of royalties rather than a luxurious living space near other more normal quarters. It was built by a large river but no less regal in terms of decoration. Seashell curtains lined the wooden door. In terms of doorknobs, it was made of iron instead of stone like what's used by common Amazonian. The lock was a simple latch locked together by an iron nail. It looked rather easy to break in but since they were other watch by their goddess, nobody dared to try it nor do they actually had any reason to do so. The main body was made of light-coloured stone that was smoothened unlike the rugged texture of a regular Amazonian house. The house was shaped like a dome and had windows that used a net-like cover to see the outside and for proper ventilation unlike the common curtains that barely protect the inside from elements from the outside.
They entered and saw that the floor was made of smoothened marble tiles. There was an old style wooden long chair with wooden fibre netting for the butt and back while it seemed like the skeleton of the chair was made of wooden pipes as they had holes purposely punched into their widths. At least it was smoothened. It had a thin layer of mattress to ease the back and behind. There was a table made entirely of smoothened wood in front of it as long as the chair. They saw two three doors which they investigated and saw that they lead to the master's bedroom.
Inside it was a modern common bed complete with a mattress with a floral design, a blanket for two with a different floral design and a large pillow with a different floral design. Despite getting over her goth phase, Haiku ended up gagging a little by the lighter colors of the flowers.'At least there's darker shades of colors to match it.' she thought with mild relief.
Meanwhile, in Manila at night
A scared, lost child was wandering the cold streets of the night in the capital of Philippines looking for a place to hide and rest. She made a foolish move and settled for a dark alley. A manananggal that was still whole turned it's back from the entrance to the alley and let out a devious and malicious laugh. Two rough hands grabbed on to her and she saw him. Judging by it's overall shape, it was male. The monster had a cruel smile aimed at her and let out a just as cruel evil laughter."NgheheheHEHEHEHEHEHE, IN ME POWER-HEHEHEHEHEHE!" a look of surprise adorned it's face and saw none other than Lexxianna in front of him. A terrified look spread across his face as the Dark Lord lead the girl, who had a grateful and happy look, out of the alley with a cheerful smile with her eyes closed in an eye-smile. When the girl turned to walk away, Lexxianna went back in to the alley the same way the monster came in: back turned to the alley and a laughter that held more malice than a monster itself. Lexxianna disappeared into the dark and proceeded to pummel the vampiric creature to death.
Back at the Amazonian Royal Quarters
They lay down on it and moaned in pleasure as the bed made them feel like they're on cloud nine, both had goofy grins on their faces. They then remembered that they were sharing the same bed and blushed when they turned to each other. Both have always admired each other. Lincoln admired Haiku because he saw Lucy, a kindred spirit due to their status as the black sheeps of society and he honestly found his direct younger sister's traits to be desirable. Haiku admired Lincoln for his willingness to change who he is just to give her a good time. She knew all along at that dance that Lincoln was merely acting melancholic just to impress her and that warmed her heart because her best friend Lucy told her who he truly is. Regrettably, she couldn't confess her love since she was too shy. Perhaps now would be a good time, away from modern civilization.
With a sigh, she sat up and turned to Lincoln to voice out her forbidden thoughts, Lincoln also sat up."Lincoln, for ten years, I've held onto these feelings, yet, I couldn't find the courage to admit it. I know it's forbidden to admit your love to a married man but I'm only releasing my feelings because it's never a good thing to keep it locked away. So, I'm saying that I love you, Lincoln." contrary to her beliefs, Lincoln just nodded.
"Yeah, me too. For that long too, always have." he replied casually but in a hushed tone, leaving Haiku surprised."But...what about Nikki?"
"To be honest, the marriage was more one-sided than anything." Lincoln's voice started welling up with pain."I thought she genuinely loved me but it was just an obsession that she managed to hide." until it reached it's boiling point."She played me like a DAMN FIDDLE!" by the end, he was gasping for air as he chokingly sobbed, tears freely rolling down."She'd beat me if I showed even a little weakness in her eyes starting when we got married. She made me act like I truly love her when other people are present. Nobody would believe me since bruises regenerate too fast. My mutant powers are unsuitable for fighting her for my freedom."
"Why didn't you come to Lexxianna? She'd be able to read your mind to find out whether you were lying or not." Haiku inquired. Lincoln sighed, "Nobody knows why but people tend to forget about her, even before this whole mutant thing. I guess I also forgot about her. But you make a good point. With Lexxianna, her secret can't hide anymore nor can she do anything."
As Lincoln quietly sobs, Haiku rubs his back and accomplishing in comforting him."Should we make it official with a kiss?" she asks. Lincoln smiles suddenly catches her off guard and takes the initiative in kissing her on the lips. Haiku briefly reeled but eventually helped deepen it. Meanwhile, K'Surr watches this with sympathy as she hears Lincoln's story and became ecstatic when the ship named S.S LinKu started sailing while the ship named S.S NiColn sank.
Meanwhile in Philippines
A female manananggal was flying through the woods in hopes of escaping from Lexxianna who was right behind her. Suddenly, she was struck by another Lexxianna, who high-fived the other Lexxianna, with a bass guitar from another which broke into pieces, sending the poor monster hurtling towards a church and landing in a pool of holy water, ending her life as she melted into a fleshy puddle which was then erased off all traces by the holiness of the water.
Timeskip (Brought to you by cat Hank and Hawk chasing mouse Lincoln and Clyde, turning to an intersection and meeting with bulldog Lenington who kicks cat Hank and Hawk to next week.)
It was the time for the coronation day for Lincoln and Haiku as king and queen of Amazonia. Last night, they contacted Lexxianna, who had just exterminated the mutant manananggals after a long night, to come and rescue them. K'Surr herself was with them in the flesh, not stone. She was wearing heavy, cruel battle armor. Her arms was covered in bear skin, she wore a leather kilt and thick leather boots. Bones were strapped to her chest as protection. Her crown was modified to be more protective and covered her entire face with only two eye holes. On her right hand, she casually held a two-handed club, with the bludgeoning part being a full-grown galapagos shell with blue lightning dancing on it. On her left hand, she had a generic-looking bone shield.
Play ost Dragon Balls Legacy of Goku Earth vs Monkeys
Suddenly as they were waiting on stage, a flash of light blinded them followed by a truly titanic explosion and an overwhelming presence washed over them as Lincoln and Haiku felt themselves be buried by rubble. They dug through the it and was met with a dead landscape, all of Amazonia lies in ruin, the trees completely gone, grass all ashes in the winds, rivers evaporated and the sky botched by dark clouds as if a great storm is approaching. They saw an armored figure and K'Surr, standing off.
The figure had a very imposing armor and an even more imposing and quite frankly weird weaponry. The helmet had a red plume on it's scalp, a pointy face that seems to make a beak, a mustache-like structure on both side of the "beak" that protrudes backwards and collar akin to a clown's.
It's body armor was rugged in appearance, especially at the chest and hips area and has a drape on the latter area covering it's behind. It's gauntlets we're rugged and looked very painful to be punched by. Lastly, it's leggings mostly consisted of cloth but with a light layer of armor that's thicker at the thighs and gets thinner as it goes down. Everything about it's armor screams rugged and dull.
On it's left arm was a large circular shield that looked more like an umbrella but with it's skeleton standing out and to some, looks deadlier than the weapon the figure itself had. Speaking of weapons, it's weapon was the weird part. It was rather crude looking, as it's parts consisted of a handle longer than the wielder itself, a blade enwreathed in sunset-yellow lightning, curved inwards and a grip by the middle of the blade, which to be completely honest, looks more like a bludgeoning blade than a slashing blade.
"You dare to not only trespass on Amazonia but also destroy it? What are you and who do you think you are?" K'Surr demanded, enraged by the death of her people."I assume that you wouldn't just give up Lincoln and Haiku, is that right?" a very familiar female voice answered in a matter-of-factly tone. K'Surr just growled loudly.'Lexxianna?!' the new couple gasped in their head in surprise.
"Besides, you old gods were meant to be destroyed the day you plotted against mankind. Chaos himself wants your life force for nearly destroying reality in your conquest."
K'Surr chuckled a bit, "That's funny. Chaos preserving reality." "They always have been trying to preserve alongside it's polar opposite. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!"
The sound electricity and a flock of birds chirping was heard as Lexxianna took aim with a sunset-yellow lightning bolt longer than her by an entire torso in her shielded hand. K'Surr did the same with her shielded hand, although hers was a blue lightning bolts but just as long as Lexxianna's.
Both threw it each other, though K'Surr never expected hers to be overtaken by a shower of golden lightning bolts that was born from the initial bolt. She blocked them though but couldn't prepare for a massive axe swinging downwards at her shield. A large and strong explosion of brilliant golden lightning followed from the impact, sending dust and the old god flying. Lexxianna followed it up with an crescent wave of electricity.
She then grew a pair of draconian wings out of a pair of holes on her armor's back, with each being bigger than her. K'Surr saw this and charged immediately with her shield in front of her, crackling madly with her lightning. Lexxianna countered it with her own electrical shield bash, causing a massive and smooth crater to appear as an explosion of super-hot lightning came to be.
Lexxianna flew up with into a blue portal above her and for a second, they thought she retreated until she came out of a portal flying sideways and rapidly throwing lightning bolts directly below her, managing to nail her opponent two times before retreating to another portal and hovering out of and down another portal without landing. She summoned a shrinking electrical cage, which stopped shrinking when you can only fit three people in it's diameter. Lexxianna summoned a lightning bolt two times the size of what she usually summons. After that, she flies up and disappears into a portal and as she does that, the cage disappeared. After a few seconds, she came hurtling towards K'Surr out of portal, ready to attack with her bolt. The old god barely dodged and was skidding from the resulting shockwave from the pillar of pure electrical explosion. She also suffered burns from it but shrugged it off and stood tall.
They both looked at each other without any actions, "So what say we stop dilly-dallying and get serious?" said Lexxianna in a nonchalant tone, hands lazily raised to her sides. K'Surr just flared her club, producing a small explosion of pure lightning and prompting Lexxianna to do the same with her weapons. Thin, blue and sunset-yellow lightning pillars profusely pounded the ground harmlessly after the increase in power. Unlike earlier where they just stood casually, they were now bracing themselves. Lincoln and Haiku who, for the most part were only able to see explosions of lightning, shockwaves and blurs of their movements, were now thoroughly shocked after finding out that the two goddesses they were watching were only exchanging playful slaps at each other.
Lexxianna's golden lightning arched across her body and so did blue lightning to K'Surr every now and then. The next thing the couple knew, they were knocked out by a truly massive shockwave that shook the entire lands. It turns that it was the result of the two goddesses' clash that resulted in a powerful explosion of blue and golden lightning. For a while, they struggled to overpower one another but neither were able to move their weapon forward so they broke it and tried to attack each other only for the attacks of one to meet the attacks of the other, blue and golden light flashing strong enough to be seen beyond the horizon each time their weapons intercepted each other.
Meanwhile, the five Loud sisters, Maggie and Nikki watched with confusion and awe as earlier, dark clouds covered the entire skies in a matter of seconds. As a result of the sudden change in weather and how quick it happened, all kinds of public activity such as school, work, and travel ceased as fast as they can to prepare their the necessary requirements for an evacuation for, what they assume, a super hurricane. As a last warning coming from nature, winds began to pick up. For a while, it was only this until now. Lightning flashed across the skies in a brilliant light show which brings us to present. This spectacle could also be seen in various parts of the world."What is literally happening out there?" Lori practically demanded."It's like the gods themselves are warring with each other." Maggie suggested with awe in her voice. Nobody said anything as they all thought so too. We briefly look back to the fight occurring.
Craters and trenches of varying size can be found littering their battleground. A new valley was made by Lexxianna as she swings her weapon with all her might at a distant K'Surr. Speaking of Lexxianna, her armor had parts of it chipped off like a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces, revealing her flesh and metal body. Half of her helm's face, it's feather, the cover on her left thigh and her left boot were missing, the index, ring and thumb of her gauntlets were missing and the abdominal area of her armor was practically disintegrated with how clean the opening was.
For K'Surr, her mask was gone to reveal her panting face, some of the bone armor on her chest was missing and the leather parts had holes and were tattered, revealing more skin.
Lexxianna strapped her shield and weapon to her hips and flew above and into a portal before coming out of a portal and flying sideways, throwing sun-lightning bolts with twice the speed and managing to hit K'Surr five times as the latter darts across the uneven landscape. Lexxianna disappears into a portal again and comes down from a downward-facing portal with a sun-lightning bolt four times as big as her normal bolts and tried to slam it down the old god, who couldn't dodge it this time and gained some serious burns.
As a retaliation, she brings a hand above her head and drags it down to the ground, causing a thick, circular pillar of lightning to hit Lexxianna, who also couldn't dodge it. The pillar itself persisted for a few more seconds before dissipating to reveal that the recipient was carried a few feet off the ground and fell to her knees. Her weapon lost it's lightning cowl, same with K'Surr's as she also kneels. The pillars of lightning that constantly spawned stopped coming.
Suddenly, Lexxianna stood back up again with a powerful warcry. She held her two hands as high as they can reach then brought it down and with it, a hill-sized sphere to bear it's full weight upon the old god.
*FWOOM!* Stop playing ost
The ball turned sunset-yellow as streaks of lightning flew outwards away from it.
Back with the Loud sisters, friends and other people, they watched in awe at the beauty of the dark skies suddenly erupting into a light show more extravagant than what they were witnessing earlier. Before they witnessed such beauty, a brief pause happened before they saw something akin to giants in the sky shining a blue flashlight. After that, another brief pause before the grand finale that they were now witnessing.
Their awe turned to terror as streaks of lightning struck the geound itself, destroying the pavement, trees and many of the houses around them. After ten seconds of pure devastruction, the rain of lightning stopped and miraculously, the house of our heroes was left untouched. Houses and plants were briefly set ablaze only for the flames to be snuffed out as a regular thunderstorm occurred."Okay, that was definitely a battle between gods." said Lana incredulously while her sisters and friends nodded dumbly.
Back with the gods, only a charred corpse in the shape of K'Surr remained of the old god as well as her two-handed club which was undamaged and only covered in soot and ashes. Lexxianna took note of this and hobbled her way to it and picked it up and strapped it to her hips. On her right hips was her unclassifiable weapon, on her left was the club and on her back her shield which resisted the bolts her deadly adversary hurled at her. That pillar caught her off-guard.
She then closed her eyes for a second before hobbling to her left, where the ruins of Amazonia was at. After walking a few ways into the rubble, she dug and dug until she found her friend Haiku and brother-in-law Lincoln. After taking a few gulps of air, she aimed at them with her palm which sent green wisps of light at them, closing the wounds their regenerative capabilities couldn't seal on their own before collapsing herself, making sure that in the final moment before her descent to slumber, she didn't collapse right on top of her friend and family. The scene fades to black.
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