Dear diary you probably wondering why even have you, well let me tell you it's because I'm an idiot that needs to write his thoughts down or in our case let my help screen type everything I'm thinking to relieve stress.

I know what you're thinking this guy must not have a lot of stress considering that he hardly ever uses me, but you're wrong you see the reason I hardly ever use you is that I don't even have time to think.

Between setting up clinics for people that get sick and looking into the people that are entering the mountain, I've had my hands full, not to mention the fact I also have to watch over Yui because her mom has to attend so many meetings.

Sorry perhaps I'm wrong and you're asking yourself how did I find myself in this situation, you know the fact that I have to face off against Tanjiros blond friend that has the hots for Tanjiros sister and Temari the blond ninja who was eavesdropping on the conversation Klein and I were having.

You see the problems all started when Tanjiro's sister made herself as small as a small child and started playing with Yui, I know right not much of an issue.

I'm not going to lie the girl is cute when she's that small, but the problems started when Gaara got involved.

You see both he and my daughter had become close friends and Yui doesn't like to share the guy, hey I was there and not even I am sure of what happened.

Both girls started telling the poor guy to do things for them and aks him if they were cute, you know the typical things girls do, then Gaara became annoyed and Yui brought out her sword.

I need to mention Tanjiros older sister, who grew back to her original size, grew a horn and her teeth became fangs because apparently, samurais can just do that.

Oh who am I kidding, my own daughter has the strength to break mountains and has a giant flaming sword and I think he's her best friend because I'll be dammed if he's her crush, can turn into a giant sand monster.

Not to mention he can control sand with his mind.

Come to think of it, I wonder if I've gone crazy and all of this is happening inside my head.

Anyway, it just goes to show you how common this sight has become that everyone just tells the kids to go outside and play if they are going to play monsters.

Now you're wondering how did I end up fighting these two, well you see Yui called Gaara hers, then Tanjiros sister said that they were friends too and that Yui needs to learn to share.

I really need to learn her name, because apparently, she helps Asuna watch the kids when I'm not doing it.

Then people started placing bets and I bet on Yui and the other two bet on their kids and, you know what am I doing here?

"So why are we fighting each other again?" I ask the other two

"Do we need a reason" Temari answers me as she holds onto her giant fan

"Look if the two of you agree that we don't have to fight then lets put our weapons away," Zenitsu Agatsuma says to us as he starts to put his sword away

I notice Temari smirking at his words

"So you admit, Gaara shouldn't be dating either of those two," Temari says to Zenitsu

"I don't know about Kiritos daughter that's his business but Nezuko is my future wife" Zenitsu answers Temari, however, I notice the girl he's talking about making an X with both of her hands saying that, that's not going to happen.

I lower my sword and put it back on its sheath, seeing me do this Temari relaxes her stance and the three of us walk up to one another.

"Man to think we were about o fight each other for no reason," I say to them

"Yeah that would have been embarrassing, especially since I can beat both of you," Temari says to us

"I know what you're doing," I say to her

"Doing what?" Temari answers me as she fakes not knowing what she just did.

"You want to provoke us into fighting with you," I say to her

"Pff, no I'm not, but the fact that the two of you gave up proves what I just said" Temari say to us and I notice that somehow my hand is on my sword's hilt again

"Hold on Kirito I'll handle this" Zenitsu says to me before winking at me

I don't know what that means, does he want me to trust him, or did something get in his eye.

"Look fine you can beat us both, you can tell everyone that you beat us, but if you do that and when not if we fight for real and I neat you have to be my wife when I win" Zenitsu says to Temari who looks at him with an annoyed expression before walking off

"How did you know that would work?" I ask Zenitsu

"Are you kidding, everyone knows that weak girls run away when you challenge them that way. The strong ones will fight and beat you" he answers me and I wish the guy would have kept his voice low

I notice Temari is about to turn around but Nezuko Tanjiros sister stops her and guides her away, she briefly looks at the annoying samurai next to me before turning her back completely at him

Maybe something is going on between these two after all