Chris: (Voiceover, recounting last episode's clips) "Last time on Total Drama All-Stars, the final 5 went on a slippery, saucy sundae-shopping spree with extra, "are you nuts?" Courtney promised to take Gwen to the finale, while Zoey's sundae got messed up! In the end, Mike won the challenge, or is it Mal? And he chose Zoey to take the flush of shame, & reveals his real identity to her. (Cut to Chris at the end of the dock at night; the camera focused on him) "Four players remain, but not for long. (A farting sound is heard, Chris chuckles awkwardly) okaaaay; who's going to the finale? (Another fart is heard; Chris glares angrily off-screen) and who's going to get a bacterial infection, if SOMEONE doesn't stop using the flush of shame! (Zoom out to reveal the yeti reading a newspaper while sitting on the Flush of Shame. The yeti growls and then looks back at its paper) "Seriously, bro; we put PEOPLE in there! It's all or nothing time, right here on Total Drama All-Stars!" (The yeti farts again) "Eeewwwwww!"

(Opening credits)

(Fade into the campgrounds at night; where the girls are sitting on the steps of the loser cabin.)

Gwen: "I can't believe Zoey's gone! She really deserved to make it to the finale. But she was robbed, twice!"

Lindsay: "Yeah, it's all thanks to Mal!"

Courtney: "Speaking of him, who's Mal again?"

Lindsay: "Duncan told me a few days ago, that it was Mike's evil personalty!"

(They both gasp in shock.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Is it really true? Lindsay better not be lying, same thing for Duncan."

Mal: "I may be the last Revenge Of The Island competitor left on the island, and the other classic girls are gonna go! Especially Lindsay." (Chuckles)

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Courtney: "And is it also true that Duncan still has feelings for me? You better not be lying Lindsay, or else I'll kick you out from this alliance."

Lindsay: (Comforts her) "It's true Courtney. Duncan still has feelings for you."

Courtney: (Gasps) "Really?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Wow.. So it's really true that Duncan still has feelings for Courtney!"

Mal: (Confidently) "Zoey is finally gone, & the million dollars is in my grasp, and still no one has a clue that I'm not really Mike!" (Chuckles evilly) "I'm gonna use the prize money to live like a REAL villain… in a tower, preferably overlooking a volcano."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

(Zoom into Mal's head, once again showing Mike, Chester, Svetlana, and Vito trudging through the field of brain matter. By now they're getting closer to the creepy tower seen in episode 10)

Vito: "I hope we hit the club district soon."

Chester: "Nah, ya ninny! If this place has a club district, I'll eat my pants- WITHOUT any catsup, unless you got some on ya." (Points accusingly at Vito) "Quit holding out!" (The four keep walking until they approach a campfire; next to the campfire stands Mike's Australian personality, Manitoba Smith, holding a lasso and staring intensely at the sky)

Mike: (Stops right in front of Manitoba) "Manitoba! Finally!"

Manitoba: "Can't talk now, big quota to fill."

Mike: (Confused) "What's Mal making you do?"

Manitoba: (Points his head upwards) "See them clouds? (Everyone looks up to see a bunch of floating clouds) them's your dreams. My job's to get rid of them so you can never enjoy them again. (He lassoes a cloud down and pulls it down between him and Mike. The cloud fades and shows what looks like Zoey and Mike kissing in the rain)

Mike: (Gasps) "It's the dream I had about kissing Zoey in the rain! Aww, I loved that dream!" Svetlana: (Gushing) "So romantical!"

Chester: (Gags) "That dream's cheesier than one of my mozzarella sandwiches!"

(Manitoba tosses the dream cloud into the fire pit; Mike screams)

Mike: "Don't do that! Manitoba: LOVE to, Mate; but Mal's the boss."

Mike: (Groans) "As soon as I regain control, the first thing I'm gonna do is find Zoey and give her a REAL kiss! One that Mal won't be able to ruin! (Manitoba throws another dream cloud into the fire) augh, COME ON! Stop burning up my dreams!"

Manitoba: "Ah well, we all gotta go sometime. Mike: don't you wanna be free?"

Manitoba: (Glares at Mike) "But even if we COULD beat Mal, that'd just put YOU back in charge! So, how's that make ME free?"

Vito: "No way, he's right!" (Points at Mike) "Why should YOU get all the control?"

Mike: (Nervously) "Cus, I'M the first. The original."

Chester: (Rolls his one eye) "Pah! Where's the proof?"

Mike: (Reaches into his pocket) "Right here." (Pulls out his wallet and opens it, showing it to his other personalities) see? (The other personalities scream. Mike looks at his wallet and gasps, seeing what they're screaming about… instead of his own ID, Mal's ID is there) Mal?! NOOOOOOOO!"

(Cut to the next morning)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Goooooood morning, Final Four! Gather on the dock, pronto-roo-nio! Iiiit's CRUNCH time! And by that I mean you're about to be crunched!" (Chuckles) (The final 4 walk along the dock of shame; Lindsay reluctantly walks beside Mal)

Mal: "So, did you have fun sleeping in the horrible beds, blondie?"

Lindsay: "No, It's all thanks to you, eliminating Zoey!"

Mal: "Whatever, she deserved it anyway."

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "I know Mal is gonna go next, not me. If not, I'll warn the girls one last time, & give them this DVD." (Gets the DVD out of her skirt.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(The contestants all line up at the edge of the dock, when the Boat of Losers pulls up, with Chris dressed as a pirate on board)

Chris: "Ahoy, mateys! "(Chuckles) "Come to me, faithful bird!" (Leaps out of the boat and onto the dock. Chef walks out of the boat cabin, wearing a giant bird costume. Everyone, including Chris, laughs at Chef; Chef just frowns) "Oh come on, stop frowning. You look great and you know it! Hey, if you don't wanna be here then-" (The boat of losers drives off) "That wasn't what I was gonna say!" (Walks along the dock up to the contestants; sighs dejectedly) "Sorry, i-it's just life is so hard in the spa hotel. I'm sick of roughin' it!"

Lindsay: "What do you mean, by roughing it?"

Chris: "I just miss my cottage!"

Courtney: "I said this before & I'm gonna say it again; IT WAS A MANSION!"

Chris: (Groans) "Whatever.. And did you know the soap here is made out of soap!? What am I, a peasant!? And 600 thread-count bed sheets!? It's like sleeping on …SANDPAPER!"

Gwen: "Wow.."

Chris: "Ayyways.. Since I'm craving the comforts of home, I've come up with a special challenge. Your mission, to retrieve 1 of 4 valuable pieces of pirate loot stashed somewhere on the island."

Lindsay: "Really?"

Chris: (Gives a fake offended gasp, then speaks like a pirate) "There's PLENTY if you know what you're looking for!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Chris' idea of "valuable" is pretty skewed. He's such an egomaniac, that his most prized possession is himself."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "To determine who searches for what, (Pan over to a table holding five small treasure chests on top at the edge of the dock. Chris walks up to said table.) each player will choose one of these five treasure chests. AAARRRR-HA-HAAARRR!" (Looks over to Mal.) Mal, as the winner of the last challenge, you get to go first."

(Mal sticks his hand inside the 4th chest and rummages around. A snap is heard and Mal screams in pain; he pulls out his hand, and a snapping turtle is biting down on it. Mal growls at the turtle; the turtle barks like a seal and lets go of Mal's hand and scurries off. The rest of the contestants look confused at each other.)

Chris: "Ok, that's new." (Pan back over to Mal's chest, where a note card with a picture of the Gilded Chris award from season 2 pops out.) "Mike, you must bring me the long-lost Golden Chris statute."

Mal: (Annoyed) "Any clue where I might find it?"

Chris: "If I knew, it wouldn't be "long-lost" now, would it?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "I REEEAAALLY need to win this challenge! If I can't win fairly,: (Smirks) I'll just have to win UN-fairly!" (Chuckles evilly, which turns into a cackle)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Gwen opens one of the chests next. She peeks inside it, when a dark cloud of pepper explodes in her face. A note card with a picture of Chris' face pops out)

Gwen: (Screams; her voice cracking) "Pepper!?" (Sneezes squeakily)

Chris: "Gwen, you must go to the crumbling, life-threateningly dangerous wreck of my former cottage, and bring back an intact portrait of moi."

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: (Sneezes) "Did… did he say life-threateningly?" (Sneezes again.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Lindsay nervously approaches his chest. She flips the lid open and steps back and cringes. Nothing happens, so she peeks inside the chest again; suddenly, a boxing glove springs up and clocks her right in the face. Lindsay falls backwards; on the glove is a note card with a picture of a diamond on it)

Chris: "PAAAAAAR-FECT! You must bring me the McLean diamond, which can be found on or near the abandoned pirate ship." (Lindsay rubs her head in pain while on the ground) Which just happens to be guarded by Fang."

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Who's Fang?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: (Sighs & Approaches the last closed chest.) "I guess that leaves the last chest for me.. What's inside?"

Chris: "Nice try, Courtney. But the choice isn't official until you see for yourself."

Courtney: (Groans) "Whatever.." (Then she opens the last chest, only to get painfully zapped. The chest opens up and a little stick with a note card pops up from inside the chest; the note card has a picture of a Bigfoot footprint.)

Chris: "Excellent, Courtney! You must bring me the yeti!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "What yeti?"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Chris: "Helpful hint: think fast, and work even faster, because TWO of you are going home today. (The contestants all look shocked) oh, and the best part, tomorrow marks the day of the finale! (The contestants (Except Mal) gasp)

Gwen: "I thought three of us were going to the finale!"

Chris: (Chuckles) "Yeah, no. Whoever comes back last, or worse, empty handed, goes DIRECTLY to the flush of shame. Whoever brings back their loot first wins a guaranteed spot in the finale, AAAND gets to select which of the remaining three walks the plank into the big john tonight." (Speaking like a pirate again) "All CLEEEAAAARRR!? ON YER MARK… (Groans; talks like himself again) ah just go. (Blows his air horn and the contestants run off.)

(Cut to the abandoned pirate set from season 2 sitting in the middle of the lake. Lindsay is hopping across the rocks behind it.)

Lindsay: "Heeere, diamond, diamond, diamond!"

(Lindsay hops across the rocks leading under the ship, and then pops up from the stairs leading down on the actual deck of the ship.)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker; obnoxiously loud) "And Lindsay's first to reach his pirate loot zone! The heat is on! I hope my loud voice isn't getting Fang's attention!"

Lindsay: "You're starting to hurt my ears, Chris!"

Chris: "They're called LOUDspeakers, Bro! Deal with it!"

(At that moment, Fang peeks his head out of one of the bathrooms, and sneers at Lindsay.)

Lindsay: (Gasps in shock) "Are you really Fang? Can you help me where the diamond is so I'll be on my way back, ok?"

(Fang just smiles wickedly, revealing the diamond wedged between his teeth. Lindsay gasps again.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Seriously? Is it stuck on his teeth? What did he eat?!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (Stands back) "Whoa.. Nice sharky.."

(Fang begins to chase her & Lindsay screams and rushes towards the exit of the ship, Fang chases after her.)

(Cut to the edge of the woods, a series of yeti footprints lead into the woods. Courtney crouches down to get a closer look at the tracks.)

Courtney: (Gasps) "Yeti tracks! Who've put all of that over here?! But I hope it's not THAT far."

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker. Courtney looks towards it in annoyance) "Courtney is zeroing in on the yeti! But, bringing him back might be a bit harder; especially if he…"

(A rock is thrown at the loudspeaker, causing it to fall off the pole.)

Courtney: (Smiles) "There! That will teach him to shut up."

(Cut to the beach near the ruins of Playa Des Losers; Gwen is running towards it.)

Gwen: "One intact portrait, coming up. How hard can it be?" (Gasps as she sees the ruins of the mansion; there is barely anything left) "Why did I have to ask how hard it could be?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "Thanks again, uh.. Whoever blew it up! But it's definitely NOT Duncan! But who blew it up anyway? Chris said it was one of the interns though.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Gwen walks through the ruins of the mansion, looking around.)

Chris: (Over loudspeaker; tearfully) "And Gwen reaches my beloved cottage. Treat her gently, Gwen. Gently." (Right as he says that, a burnt board falls to the ground.)

Gwen: (Bored) "Yeah, yeah.. Whatever.. (Stops as she spots a painting poking out of some rubble) "Ooh, what's that?" (She struggles trying to pull the painting out of the rubble; not noticing a pair of familiar, evil eyes glaring at her from the shadows of the door) "Come on!"

(Suddenly Mal pops out of his hiding spot holding a pipe over his head, ready to hit Gwen with it. The screen pauses. Cut to Chris in the control room in the Spa hotel; Chris is looking at the screen, slightly freaked out.)

Chris: "Whoa! Where'd he come from? That guy is just spooky. What is Mal up to now? Will anyone survive? You stick around and find out, I'm going to the panic room, here on Total Drama All-Stars!" (He runs out of the room quickly.)

(Commercial break.)

(Cut back to the mansion; Gwen is still struggling to pull the painting free, still not seeing Mal preparing to strike her with the pipe.)

Gwen: (Grunts) "Come on, let go!" (The corner she is pulling on breaks off the painting. Turning around she accidentally hits Mal in the face, causing him to drop the pipe.) "Mike! What are you doing here?!"

Mal: "Uh I uh figured this …This would be the best place to look for the original Chris statuette."

Gwen: "I thought Chris said the thing was 'long lost.'"

Mal: "In his basement, maybe, as if he'd ever really lose his statuette modeled after him."

Gwen: "You've got a point."

Mal: "And now we can help each other look for the loot."

Gwen: (Looks at her ripped painting corner, unconvinced) "Yeah, Great!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: "I used to think Mike was sweet, but lately it's like he's …gone bad. And not in a hot/cool leather jacket and graffiti kind of way.. Whenever things get mean or painful, he seems to enjoy it. It's like he's turning into Chris."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: (Throws her piece away) "Okay. Well I'll keep an eye out for Golden statuettes, and if you see any Chris art-"

Mal: "I'm on it!"

Gwen: "Oh, but be careful! This place is on the verge of collapse!" (Walks away.)

Mal: "Thanks for the tip." (He smirks and kicks a loose support beam, and part of the roof collapses on top of Gwen, burying her in rubble. Gwen screams as it falls on her.)

Mal: (in normal voice; faking innocent) "Whoopsies.." (He clears his throat and imitates Mike, rushing to the rubble pile) "Gwen! Oh my gosh are you okay?!"

(All that can be heard from Gwen are muffled screams.)

Mal: (groans) "Don't worry, I'll go get some help!" (He whistles his tune as he walks away; Gwen's muffled screams can still be heard.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "If you can't beat 'em, (Punches his fist into his palm) beat 'em up!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back to Courtney, who is now crawling along a branch high up in the trees.)

Courtney: (Notices something off-screen) "Whoa, has the yeti ALWAYS been that big? Please.." (Pan downward to see that she is looking at the yeti. The yeti is wearing an apron and a chef hat, rummaging through a knot in one of the trees. He finally pulls out a nest full of eggs and looks at them hungrily.)

Courtney: (Sighs) "I wish I had a plan… but sometimes you just gotta go for it. Especially for the million." (Grabs a hold of the vine next to her. The yeti prepares to chow down on his eggs; Courtney calls out) "Hey you!" (The yeti looks confused in Courtney's direction) "Sorry in advanced!" (The yeti scratches his head in confusion; Courtney then swings in on the vine, and snatches his eggs. She lands safely on the ground) "Tag! I'm it! I'm outta here." (Screams and runs off as the yeti chases after her.)

(Cut back to the pirate ship; Lindsay is sitting on top of the ship's mast with a coil of rope made into a lasso, glaring down at Fang. Fang is wearing sunglasses while relaxing on a beach towel.)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "And Courtney is the first to find her loot! Will she be the first one back to the dock?"

Lindsay: "Hopefully this rope will do it."

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (Holding her lasso) "If I'm gonna get the diamond from Fang, or whatever kind of Shark it is.. I gotta subdue him before he can subdue me!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Lindsay slowly lowers the rope down to Fang.)

Lindsay: (Nervous) "Steady.. Steady.."

(And then she hastily slips it onto Fang's nose, tugging tightly.)

Lindsay: "Gotcha! Now I can get that diamond off of you, you big shark!"

(Fang tugs hard at the rope, which pulls Lindsay down and making her crash straight through the floor. Fang then drops cannonballs and a treasure chest down the hole; a crash is heard, and Lindsay hollers in pain, Fang smiling at her misery.)

Lindsay: (In pain) "Ouch.."

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (The treasure chest is over her head, & frowns miserably.) "That is one, savage shark! I'll never get that diamond now.." (Sighs)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut to below the deck; Lindsay groans in pain in the pile Fang dropped on top of her. Mal peeks in from the side, smirking at Lindsay's pain.)

Mal: (Normal voice) "Perfect timing." (Clears throat, and imitates Mike; faking worry) "Lindsay! Oh boy! (Helps Lindsay up) "Are you okay?"

Lindsay: "Wait a second.. Mal, are you trying to be nice to me?"

Mal: (Still sounding like Mike.) "Uh.. I'm just saying that at least you know where your pirate loot is."

Lindsay: (Looks away awkwardly.) "Ok?" (Mal just sneers maliciously)

Mal: "Maybe you should just get HIM; you know, bring the whole shark back to Chris!"

Lindsay: "Really? Whatever.."

Mal: (Rolls his eyes) "How about THIS; I'll help you get Fang and win the challenge, If you swear to take me with you to the finale."

Lindsay: "Really? But I'm still not taking you to the finale, Mal!" (Sighs) "But fine.." (Shakes Mal's hand awkwardly)

CONFESSIONAL:

Mal: "It's a perfect time to sabotage blondie." (Chuckles, rubs his hands together menacingly.)

Lindsay: "Mal better not be sabotaging me, or else I'll-"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cut back to the mansion ruins. Gwen manages to dig herself out of the rubble, covered in soot and coughing.)

Gwen: "Thanks for all the help, Mike!" (Just then, she spots something and gasps) "No way!" (She pulls out an intact painting of Chris.) "Yes! No rips! Just, some dirt!" (She tries to rub the dirt off of it, but she accidentally smudges it.) "No, no! Come on now!" (She tries rubbing it again, but she continues smudging it.) "No! No, no! I have to fix it! All need some mud, & some fairies!"

(Cut back to the woods; Courtney is still running with the eggs, the yeti not too far behind.)

Courtney: "Ha! Guess who's got your dinner now? Me! You'll never catch it now, you stupid yeti!"

(The screen splits into four different shots: Courtney running with the eggs, Gwen in the woods with her canvas, trying to fix it. And what looks like Mal and Lindsay laying a rope trap on the ship.)

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) Courtney is leading her loot to the dock! So, if you haven't found yours yet, you might wanna think about doing so… RIGHT NOW!" (His yelling causes the screen to shake, and the campers to cringe.)

(Cut to the control room, where Chris turns off the monitor.)

Chris: "Ok, I guess we should head back to camp to see who wins this!" (Runs off)

(Cut back to the woods with Gwen, still trying to fix the portrait, with a stick on her hands.)

Gwen: "I need darker brown for the hair."

(Then she looks around, & she yells scared, as she saw a Bear with a newspaper & looks away at her, & walks off.)

Gwen: (Looks down. & looks away in disgust.) "EW!" (Looks at it again) "But.. The color is perfect. I guess.."

(Cut to Courtney high up in the tree, crawling towards the end of a branch. The yeti roars behind her, she looks back and screams as the Yeti has followed her up the tree. The yeti tries to grab for the eggs, but Courtney flinches.)

Courtney: (Nervously) "I give up! (Offers the nest) "Here! Take the eggs; just TAKE THEM! And I'll lose the game!" (The yeti reaches for the eggs again, but this time the branch starts to shiver and quake.) "Uh-oh.."

(Finally, the branch snaps and falls towards the ground, followed by the Yeti, Courtney, the nest, and the eggs. The branch lands at the top of a hill, and the yeti lands on top of the branch. The nest lands on top of the yeti's head and the eggs all land safe and soundly in the nest. The yeti reaches up to grab an egg …when Courtney lands on her butt on top of the eggs, squishing them.)

Courtney: (Groans in frustration, & realizes what she's sitting on.) "Eeewww, egg butt! Gross!"(Notices the yeti glaring at her) "Uh.. sorry.."

(The yeti roars in anger, but then the branch starts sliding forward, taking both Courtney and the yeti sliding down the hill. Cut back to the pirate ship; up in the crow's nest, Mal is securing a rope tied around a peg in the mast; on one end of the rope is a wooden barrel for weight, down on the deck is the other side of the rope made into a rope trap. Lindsay stands next to the trap with a large bucket of fish standing in the middle of the trap. Mal gives Lindsay a thumb's up when he finishes securing the rope, but Lindsay blanks him.)

Lindsay: (Looks at Fang.) "Yoohoo! Here sharky sharky shark! Come & get the fish!" (Runs behind the mast. Fang runs up to the bucket and picks it up happily. Mal looks as though he is supposed to release the rope, but he doesn't; instead he just waits while Fang walks off with the fish bucket. Lindsay pops out, looking very annoyed) "Seriously, Mal?! What did you do?!" (Leaps from behind the mast, right in the middle of the rope trap) "He should've been trapped!"

Mal: (In normal voice) "Oops! My bad, you dumb blonde bitch!" (Lets go of the line, causing the barrel to start falling and pulling on the rope.)

Lindsay: (Doesn't notice Mal letting go of the line) "What the hell did you just call-" (Suddenly, the rope trap snares onto Lindsay's foot and pulls her upwards, dangling him upside down; she wails in surprise.)

Mal: "Whoops! Sorry Blondie! You're next!" (Chuckles)

(Fang walks back to where Lindsay is dangling, smirking.)

Lindsay: (Scared) "Please don't eat me shark!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: "Seriously, Mal is trying to kill me!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Fang swiftly punches Lindsay's face. Pan up to Mal, who smiles as Lindsay gets repeatedly punched over and over.)

Lindsay: "You are gonna pay for this, Mal!"

(When it sounds like it's done, Mal pulls out his knife, and cuts the rope. Lindsay lands on the deck floor with a thud; Mal slides down the mast, walks over to Lindsay, and picks her up by the arms, which she growls at him angrily.)

Mal: "Stop growling at me like a bitch."

(Cut back to Courtney sliding down the log with the yeti screaming. When she sees Chris, she jumps off the yeti, & a crash was heard.)

Chris: "Well, I can't say I care for how you did it, but you did do it. Courtney wins immunity!"

Courtney: (Relieved) "Yes! Thank god!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: (Squealing) "It took me 4 seasons, & I'm finally going to the finale! YES! And Duncan, if you're watching this, I'm REALLY sorry for what I've done to you. I didn't mean to sabotage you through out the season. Especially beating you up after you kissed me in front of Scott. Please forgive me."

(Suddenly, a small screen falls down from the ceiling with Duncan on it.)

Duncan: (Smirking) "Yeah, I still have feelings for you, Princess. & I'm so sorry for what I've done to you in the past. Stay strong, & beat Mal's ass!"

Courtney: (Gasps in shock & looks at the screen.) "Duncan?!"

Chris: (Over the loudspeaker) "Well.. He told me to leave a video message for you, just because he still loves you!"

Courtney: "Is it true?"

Chris: (Over the loadspeaker.) "Yeah!"

Courtney: (Looks at the screen for a long time, until she grabs it & hugs it & presses it on her cheek, & tears up.) "I miss you... *sniff*"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Courtney and Chris notice Mal slowly trudging in, carrying Lindsay.)

Chris: "And HERE'S Mike and Lindsay… so many empty hands, (Mal drops Lindsay) what's a host to do?"

Courtney: (Runs to Lindsay) "Lindsay! Are you ok?" (Helps her up.)

Lindsay: "Yes Courtney, I'm fine. Mal was trying to kill me!"

Courtney: (Gasps) "Is that true?"

(Lindsay nods)

Chris: "So.. (Glares at Mike) what's YOUR excuse?"

Mal: (Shrugs) "Ok, I didn't find the loot I was assigned, but I DID bring back another kind of treasure… an injured competitor; your favorite!"

Chris: (Considering) It's true, injured players ARE some of my favorite things! (Puts his hand on Mal's shoulder) Well played. (Smirks at Lindsay) Lindsay, you better hope Gwen comes back empty-handed, or you're gonzo."

Lindsay: "Whatever.."

(Gwen dashes out of the cabin and exhaustedly runs in, holding the frame.)

Gwen: "I'm here! I'M HEEERE!"

Chris: "And, Gwen is the last to arrive; BUT, she comes baring loot," (Glares at Lindsay) "UNLIKE Lindsay."

(Lindsay just rolls her eyes.)

(Gwen turns the frame around revealing a finished painting of what looks like a messed up Chris' head on the Mona Lisa.)

Chris: "Funny... I don't remember this one."

Gwen: "Uh.. Yeah! I had to do uh.. a little restoration work!"

Chris: (Sniffs at the painting & groans in disgust.) "What's that earthy aroma?!"

Gwen: "Oh, It's Avant Garde! It's stylized! It's.. It's... (Sadly sighs defeated.) "Fine.. It's bear poop.."

(Chris holds his lunch, & pukes at his painting, & coughs.)

Chris: "Well.. For showing up last, and DEFACING my portrait, Gwen gets the flush!"

(Courtney, Gwen, & Lindsay all gasp in shock. While Mal grins evily.)

Gwen: "WHAT?! No fair! Lindsay & Mike came back empty-handed!"

Chris: "True, but they didn't let me do this!" (Vomits on the painting again.)

Gwen: (Sighs sadly.) "Fine.."

(Courtney & Lindsay still look in shock, while Mal grins evily.)

(Zoom into his head again; Mike is STILL looking at the wallet, still in shocked)

Mike: "Mal is the original personality?! I… I can't believe it!"

Chester: "Me neither, why have I been listening to YOU this whole time?!"

Svetlana: (Shouting) "SCHTOP! Who cares who vas da first?!" (Smiles) Mike iz ze best! He's more patient zan me; more generous zan Chester; less egotistical zan Manitoba; und, he's a better dancer than Vito!"

Vito: (Eyes widen, looks offended) "Oh! Hey! Ayo! …"(Sighs, defeated) "Yeah,It's true."

Mike: (Smiles a bit) "Aww, thanks. But if I'm not the original-"

Manitoba: "Ah go on, ya silly Dingo; think about it, we're trapped in a world Mal created, so where do you think that license came from?" (Mike takes another look at the wallet; it fades away into a wallet-shaped lump of brain matter)

Mike: (Grossed out) "EEEWWWW!" (Looks around, shouts up to the ceiling while squishing the brain matter) "Nice try, Mal- but you haven't won yet!"

(Mike molds the brain matter into the shape of a key, and uses the key to unlock the chain on Manitoba's leg)

Manitoba: "Took ya long enough! Come on, I know a shortcut to Mal's guard tower!"

Mike: "Guard tower?"

Manitoba: "You still haven't clued in? This whole place is a jail! The tower is the only way in or out!" (The other personalities start walking towards the tower, except Chester)

Chester: (Moans) "I don't think I can deal with anymore walking, shortcut or not."

Mike: (Rolls his eyes) "Fine, I'll give you a piggyback."

(Chester jumps onto Mike's back; Mike starts carrying Chester towards the tower)

Chester: "Giddy up, slowpoke!"

(Cut back to reality, at the flush of shame; all of the contestants are gathered around at the dock. Where Gwen is at the bowl.)

Gwen: "Good luck, Courtney! I really hope you win!"

Courtney: "Aww, thanks Gwen! Sorry that you've didn't make it to the final 2 with me."

Gwen: "No worries, Courtney."

Courtney: "And maybe next time we should be on the same team!"

Gwen: "Next time?! Oh no! No way am I EVER coming back to this dump-"

(Chris suddenly activates the button, flushing Gwen with a scream as she was sent down the drain. While Courtney looked away.)

Chris: "Ok Courtney, who to flush next? It all comes down to who you want to battle in the finale; Lindsay, or Mike?"

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "It was REALLY close, but Lindsay keeps telling me about Mal. I really think It's true that Lindsay is telling the truth about him. Same thing for Duncan."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "You know, I promised to have a friendship finale with Gwen, but now she's gone. I can't even share the money with her! But-"

(Chris Looks at his watch & yawns.)

Courtney: (Glares at Chris & goes back speaking.) "Anyways, So.. It was hard to choose, Lindsay, you keep telling me about Mal so.. I'm sorry Lindsay.."

(Lindsay sighs sadly & walks to Courtney. While Mal smiles evily at this.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "I'm only doing this so I can take out Mal. Or whatever his name is.."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Lindsay: (Comforts Courtney) "Good luck Courtney. I really hope you beat Mal's ass."

Courtney: "Thanks Lindsay."

(They both shared a hug, tearing up a little bit for a minute, & pulled away.)

Lindsay: "But on the bright side, I also got you a souvenir!" (Hands the DVD out of her skirt to Courtney.)

Courtney: (Looks at the DVD, confused.) "What is this?"

Lindsay: "It's all about Mal. And I'm warning you! Stay strong, ok?"

(Mal raises his eyebrows in confusion.)

Courtney: "I promise Lindsay."

Lindsay: "Thanks Courtney."

(They both shared a hug again, until Lindsay pulls away & gets in the bowl.)

Lindsay: (Sighs sadly) "Ok Chris.. I'm ready to be flushed.."

(Chris activates the button flushing Lindsay as she was sent down the drain.)

Chris: (Addressing the final 2.) "We have our finalists! Who will rule victorious in the toughest, roughest million dollar challenge EVER!? Tune in to find out next time, on the season finale of Total Drama All-Stars!"

(End credits)

I know a lot of you are shocked & sad to see Gwen & Lindsay go.. But on the bright side; at least you're happy that Courtney made it to the finale in this version!
Stay tuned for the finale!
If you didn't like it, that's fine.