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'Thoughts'

"emphasis and scroll"

"Talking"

"Anger, Place, Time, and Meaning"

This is an extra part that I may or may not make canon and contains TV-14 humor.

Omake: Jin, Tonic, and Rum

Team RWBY and DRPN are at the lunch table as Ruby was telling a story, "And I said 'Now that's a ka-." Unfortunately for her, Dusty's scroll went off as he received a text from Pitch and his eyes widened as he smirked.

It read, "GET HERE FAST! I'M AT THE CROW BAR! QROW's HERE AND HE's TRUTH DRUNK!"

Immediately, he stands up, looks at the group and pulls a Tobi exit saying with his hand above his face, "Later..." As he swirls out of existence and appears in the bar and sits next to Pitch. "Okay, I'm here."

Pitch nodded to him as he smirked and asked Qrow, "Tell me about the things you don't mention about your sex life aside from prostitutes and STDs."

Qrow looks at them with a stupid grin and glassy eyes and tells them every thing, "How many girls in one night? Three."

"In one family? Five."

"I slept with Summer, but not while she dated Tia. Only before and after they broke it off."

"Yes, but only when she married Jacques Strap Gele Schnee, he has the libido of a castrated panda so she was extra frisky."

"There was this one time where I stuck out and was low on cash then I saw a male model from Atlas... It was late, we were the last two people in the club, I was lonely and I figured, why not try it? ...That was the only time I ever split a cab without sleeping with them."

"I've 'slept' with Summer in Tia's bed a total of 1,983 times on an average of three times per lay, we had the house to ourselves a lot because Raven and Tia would go out on missions for Ozpin, she was the horniest girl I've ever met. One time I shined a black light in there once just for kicks when I found that the only thing that didn't glow was the doorknob."

Pitch raises an eyebrow, "Huh, maybe that's the reason Yang is a pervert... Oh, I meant to ask, but didn't you mean "per day"?"

"I know what I said, I also have a silver rose tattooed on my left butt cheek."

Everyone in the bar was silent as the occupants were both disgusted and impressed at the number of time Qrow slept with Summer before going back to what they were doing. Dusty smirked as he asked Qrow, "What was the weirdest thing that happened while you were at Beacon?"

Pitch looked nervous as he tried to stop his friend, "Wait, I don't think-."

Qrow answered, "It is a three way tie between 1) finding out about Ozpin's secret lifestyle, 2) Glynda marrying the librarian, or 3) Pitch having me, Oobleck, Jimmy, Port, Tia, and Mardy sing The Longest Time with him while walking through the school."

Dusty looks over to Pitch with a questioning look as Pitch avoids eye contact and trying to conceal a faint blush, Pitch says, "What? I was homesick and the song was stuck in my head."

Dusty looked at him an unsure look and nodded before saying, "Okay~, one more... Are you mine and Ruby's biological father?"

Qrow takes a moment before saying, "I think so, but I never did a DNA test cause I'm scared of my semblance and commitment... But mostly my semblance."

Dusty sighed to himself and asked, "Okay, I don't want to end this on a depressing note so~. What is the most embarrassing thing that Pitch did?"

Pitch was about to cover Qrow mouth but was too late, "Going to a strip club-"

"Well that's not so ba-."

"-as a pole dancer.", Qrow finishes.

Dusty pauses in disbelief as he looks over to his friend, who has his hands covering his face, then back to Qrow, "Why?"

Pitch groaned and answered before Qrow, "I thought doing it would be useful if I ever wanted to use a scythe and before you ask; yes, it did pay off."

Hope you guys enjoyed it.