#122: Mr. Mime
Type: Psychic/Fairy
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, humanoid
Despite their namesake, there are, in fact, female Mr. Mime, they just don't appear as frequently as male Mr. Mime. Mr. Mime are capable of creating invisible barriers using their psychic abilities to protect them from harm, but these barriers aren't the only thing they can create. Being a Pokémon species that is mostly male can leave you quite lonely, it is for this reason that Mr. Mime will often make an invisible phallus-like object or cylindrical object that they'll use for self-pleasure. A mischievous Mr. Mime might use one of these invisible phallic objects to penetrate unknowing Pokémon and leave them confused as they don't see anything around them.
If a Mr. Mime does happen to find a female, then there's not much stopping it form going right into courting with her by showing off his miming abilities. Mating Mr. Mime will put up a protective invisible box around them that they think is keeping them safe but, to anything walking by, looks like two Mr. Mime mating out in the open.
#122: Galarian Mr. Mime
Type: Ice/Psychic
Average penis length/design: 5 inch, humanoid
Galarian Mr. Mime have a big knack for tap dancing and can also manipulate temperatures to create a floor of ice that it can kick up and use as a barrier.
Tap dancing is Galarian Mr. Mime's best method for courting and attracting a mate, if the potential mate is pleased enough then it will be granted the chance to mate. Galarian Mr. Mime will often make up a bed of ice that it will have its mate lay on which, to Galarian Mr. Mime and other Ice Type Pokémon, feels very pleasant and only adds to the experience.
Galarian Mr. Mime genitals are about the same as that of a regular Mr. Mime, but for obvious reasons their genitals feel a lot colder to the touch which, to some, can feel nice, it's really a matter of personal likes. Galarain Mr. Mime can also forge a phallic shaped object out of ice that it can use for self-pleasure.
#123: Scyther
Type: Bug
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, tapered
Scyther are some of the most powerful Bug Type Pokémon in the Kanto Region, their machete like arms combined with their natural strength makes them capable of slicing clean through a small tree in seconds.
For obvious reasons, masturbation for Scyther is pretty much out of the question so a Scyther's only true way to find relief is to find a mate. Luckily, Scyther tend to live in small swarms where mates aren't too hard to come by. Scyther courting is often based on the sharpness and size of their arms.
Scyther have an arthropod genitalia and anus located on their abdomen so they have to lie in a special position with their abdomen facing straight towards each other in order for mating to occur. Female Scyther have a larger abdomen then males due to the need to store eggs for fertilization.
#124: Jynx
Type: Ice/Psychic
Vaginal depth: 2 ½ feet
Jynx are some of the most sexual all-female Pokémon in the world, though they prefer larger males that can stretch their vagina to limits they didn't think were possible, Jynx are fully happy with any penis that comes their way. If they do find smaller males, then Jynx will often have two or more of them mate with them at once.
If a Jynx gets bored while being mated, either from their size or speed, then she will not be afraid to use her move Sweet Kiss on their mate to put them to sleep as she completely takes over. Jynx might also freeze her mate's limbs to the floor as she has her way with them. Either way, unless you have a cock big enough to fully satisfy Jynx, then get ready for a wild ride that you might not even remember.
#125: Electabuzz
Type: Electric
Average penis length/design: 2 inch, humanoid
Electabuzz are highly aggressive and will feed on electrical energy to the point where it's constantly leaking electricity. However, their thick fur prevents them from shocking on contact.
Electabuzz have a pretty small penis for their size, but like with Rattata, Electabuzz's semen is actually more concentrated inside their small testicles so they have a much higher impregnation rate than most Pokémon their size or even humans.
When mating with a non-Electric Type Pokémon, Electabuzz are a bit more careful about letting off electricity as to not harm their mate, but if it is another Electric type then there's not much stopping Electabuzz from unleashing its electricity as it either penetrates or gets penetrated by its mate.
#126: Magmar
Type: Fire
Average penis length/design: 6 inch, uncut humanoid
Magmar are born from magma and live near active volcanos or other areas with high heat. A Magmar's penis glows yellow at the tip and orange for the rest of the length due to heat, but it is not nearly hot enough to cause burns. Magmar semen, on the other hand, is about as hot as water on the hottest setting for a house sink. Again, not enough to cause too much serious damage, but certainly enough that you'd feel it in seconds.
Magmar are one of few Pokémon species that actually prefer to keep their eggs near the bubbling lava pools of an active volcano as the intense heat and smoke is key for the Magby inside to have intense heat when they hatch. Magmar will also often put their egg on volcanic rock and actually let the egg drift along on the lava pool as a means of protection.
#127: Pinsir
Type: Bug
Average penis length/design: 7 inch, spiky
Pinsir are well known for using the large, spiky pinchers on top of its head to squeeze the ever living daylight out of its opponents with the second most powerful grip strength in the Kanto region, right behind Kingler. Pinsir will often use their pinchers to attract a mate, the bigger and more impressive the pinchers, the more attractive they are. These pinchers also seem to have a correlation as to a male Pinsir's penis size, so in this case you really can tell the quality of a male by the size of its horns.
Outside of mating season, desperate and aggressive Pinsir will hide in the woods and wait for a weaker Pokémon to walk by before grabbing it with its pinchers and taking advantage of it. Once you're in a Pinsir's grip, you've already lost so you might as well just go along for the ride.
#128: Tauros
Type: Normal
Average penis length/design: 1 ½ foot, tapered
Tauros are some of the most aggressive Pokémon out there, this is caused by high levels of testosterone that are primarily sourced to their massive, Raticate sized testicles. When mating season comes around, Taruos's balls will fill up with so much sperm that they will actually inflate a bit and will often mount just about anything to try to empty them.
When Tauros does spot something that it can call a mate, it will often throw it down to the ground with its 3 tails before jamming it's large penis inside and not stopping until those huge balls are fully drained.
A Tauros's favorite mate for breeding is Miltank as they prove to be the perfect species for handling their bovine member.
#129: Magikarp
Type: Water
Average penis length/design: ¼ inch, tapered
Magikarp are widely considered to be the most useless Pokémon in the world since they are so weak that all they ever do is just flop around, even in the water. Magikarp have no natural enemies or predators as they are pretty much just thick skin and bones, so they are inedible to all Pokémon. Because of the lack of enemies, Magikarp have been able to reproduce in such a large quantity that they have become a bit of a pest in most waters.
Many scientists believed that the reason Magikarp were so numerous is because they were top notch breeders, but recent studies have shown that they're not even good at it. Magikarp's tiny micro-penis could never satisfy anything other than another Magikarp and all Magikarp can really do when mating is, as predicted, flop around until their tiny penis spits about half a teaspoon of semen.
#130: Gyarados
Type: Water/Flying
Average penis length/design: 3 foot, spiky
Magikarp are so weak that they hardly ever get any experience from battling, so Gyarados are actually quite rare. Upon evolution, all the feelings of neglect from being considered useless turns into anger, making Gyarados one of the most vicious Water Type Pokémon in the world. All that anger also seems to translate downstairs and even gives Gyarados the largest penis in the Kanto Region.
Gyarados are usually so angry that they hardly ever think about mating, but when they do they usually take to a raping spree where they'll find whatever moving creature they can see and get right to it. If a Gyarados does somehow manage to get itself inside you, then you're already there for the long haul as Gyarados's fleshy, backwards facing spikes allow for nothing to escape from its huge 3 foot member once inside.
Whoa, two chapters in 1 day? Who is this guy?
Thank you for reading this chapter and this series up to this point, I hope you've been enjoying it. The next chapter will feature Pokémon such as Lapras, Ditto, Eevee and more so stay tuned.
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