I think it's time to be more funny which is my main trait in this fic.
I'm terribly sorry this chapter is as late as it is.
Chapter eleven: Enter a dungeon
POV: Ryan
Ryan and Spynt walked towards the bulletin board of the guild.
Ryan: So what job should we do?
Spynt: We shoud do one that isn't too complicated nor in a dungeon that doesn't allow four members to go inside.
Ryan: Smart.
Spynt: How about this one in Moss Cavern?
Ryan: Uh let me take a look.
Ryan took the note off the board.
Ryan: It says: "Please help me, I got lost on B3F of Moss Cavern, and I don't know how to get out of here ~Petilil reward: one hunderd Poké.
Spynt: Sounds good?
Ryan: Sure, let's head back to Charlie and Nathan now.
Spynt: Okay.
Spynt and Ryan walked back to Charlie and Nathan.
POV: Charlie
Charlie noticed Ryan and Spynt walking back from the guild.
Charlie: Silence, they are coming back.
Ryan: Okay we got a mission we can do.
Nathan: Okay.
Spynt: It's in Moss Cave.
Charlie: I don't realy care, as long as it's doable it's fine by me.
Nathan: Do we like walk there or do you have some overpowered device that can just teleport us there.
Ryan: No we've got to walk there.
Nathan: Well fuck, It isn't that far is it.
Ryan: Uh, I don't think so, but we can talk during the way there so we don't get bored.
Charlie: Okay save your speech for then let's go, Ryan what way is this dungeon?
Ryan: Oh just follow me we can get there.
Nathan: Can we not just do a time skip or whatever.
Charlie: Don't be boring we need to actualy have some character development once in a while.
Ryan started to walk towards the dungeon, which was located east if you consider the forest path Charlie and Nathan were taking to be north.
Charlie: Let's follow Ryan.
Charlie, Nathan and spynt started to walk after Ryan.
Spynt: I don't think we've been properly introduced yet, who are you.
Charlie: Uh I'm Charlie
Spynt: so hey Charlie?
Charlie: What?
Spynt: Can you sense aura?
Charlie: Uh, I don't know, and even if I could I wouldn't realy care that much, though I might want to evolve before doing such things, and I'm not planning to anytime soon.
Win: Riolu is sensitive to a special type of energy called Aura; however, It does not have the ability to fully use these powers, although it can still emanate these waves to communicate and sense them, albeit only in ripples.
Charlie: Win please be silent, don't ruin our casual atmosphere.
Win: I'm sorry.
Spynt: Win seemse helpful.
Charlie: Oh he is; untill he bombards you with five paragraphs of mostly useless information of a topic you mentioned.
Spynt: Oh that's less fun.
Spynt: And who are you?
Nathan: Me?
Spynt: Yes.
Nathan: I'm Nathan.
Spynt: NIce to meet you Nathat.
Nathan: Are you retared I said Nathan.
Spynt: Okay sorry, Nathat.
Nathan: Motherfucker, it's Nathan with an n.
Spynt went silent slightly grinning while looking away from Nathan.
Spynt then turned back to him after calming down.
Spynt: So Nathan, have you decided what you'd want to evolve into yet?
Nathan: Do what?
Spynt: Evolve.
Nathan: Which is.
Spynt: You don't know?
Nathan: No.
Spynt: Dude you are quite literaly the Evolution Pokémon, how can you not know what evolution is?
Nathan: You see-
He was immideatly slapped by Charlie.
Charlie: Don't.
Nathan looked pissed off before taking a breath and speaking.
Nathan: Anywa-
He was again immideatly slapped by Charlie.
Charlie: Don't.
Nathan looked more pissed off before taking a breath and speaking in a more angry tone.
Nathan: Anywas I was saying th-
He was yet again immideatly slapped by Charlie.
Charlie: Do not.
He said in an angry tone.
Nathan looked very pissed off before taking a breath and speaking, now angrily to Charlie.
Nathan: Can you not? I'm trying to speak here.
Charlie: Oh, that's a bummer, well please don't talk about that, it's quite important you don't, so Win why don't you explain evolution to Nathan.
Win: Evolution (Japanese: 進化 evolution) is a process in which a Pokémon changes into a different species of Pokémon. With respect to real-world phenomena, Pokémon Evolution is more similar to metamorphosis than evolution. Evolution is mostly independent from the aging process, instead being triggered by external factors, such as gaining experience in battle or being exposed to certain items. Evolution is not a merely visual change, as Pokémon of a higher evolutionary stage have different (and usually increased) stats, can learn different moves, and sometimes change types (although normally at least one of the pre-evolved form's types remains the same). Pokémon may also change Ability upon evolution.
Nathan: I fucking hate you Win.
Win: Why?
Nathan: You give way too much information, and you waste my time with nonsense, life aint a game.
Charlie held his hands or paws to his mouth towards Ryan, who had goten ahead of them.
Charlie: Ryan! Are we there yet!?
Ryan looked around.
Ryan: Not if you three keep hanging out there!
Charlie turned to Nathan and Spynt.
Charlie: Right, you heared him, let's get going.
Spynt nodded, and the three started walking to Ryan.
After catching up to Ryan, he looked slightly dissapointed.
Ryan: What took you so long?
Charlie: Spynt here, wanted some precious information from Nathan.
Spynt: What no I didn't.
Spynt: He was just acting wierd when I asked him if he knew what he wanted to evolve into.
Ryan: And then?
Spynt: He asked what evolution was.
Ryan: And then?
Spynt: I asked him why he didn't know what evolution was.
Ryan: And then?
Spynt: He tried to say something but Charlie kept cutting him off.
Ryan: And then?
Spynt: That's it.
Ryan: And then?
Spynt: Dude snap out of it.
Ryan remained silent for a few minutes before continueing to walk.
After walking for a little while, the four arrived at the dungeon.
Nathan: Does getting here allways take that long?
Spynt: Pretty much.
Ryan: To be fair we have just done a few missions so I'm not judging yet.
Charlie: Enough chatter, let's enter this bitch.
Moss Cave B1F
The four entered the dungeon, the walls were made of rocks overgrown with moist moss, you could see the moisture coming from the moss with the wet floor.
Nathan: Why is it so wet here?
Charlie: I should've worn shoes.
Spynt: Shoes?
Ryan: Okay, so me and Spynt will try to get to the stairs, you should follow us, and try not to faint, it will make us lose the mission.
Charlie: Maybe.
Nathan: Yeah sure.
Win: I don't faint.
Charlie angirly turned to Win.
Charlie: I'll make you ented sleep mode if you don't shut up you outdated piece of malware.
Win: Activating malware scan.
Charlie: That should keep him busy for a while.
Ryan: Okay...
He said in confusion.
Charlie: Ryan, to what floow must we go?
Ryan: B3F, is where the person we should save is.
Charlie: Okay then, go to the stairs slaves.
Spynt: We're not slaves.
Charlie: Pretend.
Nathan: It's cold here.
Charlie: Get a jacket.
Nathan: How.
Charlie: Not.
Nathan: Then how does that help?
Charlie: It doesn't, it's a disraction.
Nathan: So what do we do?
Charlie: We follow Ryan.
Nathan: And if we don't.
Charlie: You die.
Nathan: Oh that's perfect.
Charlie: No sorry I'm joking, you faint.
Nathan: Sounds cool too.
Charlie: Okay I'll just carry you then if you're gonna be like this.
Nathan: No no no no, I'll walk myself.
Charlie: That's what I thought.
Ryan: Guys come.
Charlie: Okay.
Charlie and Nathan followed Ryan into the pathway.
Charlie: You two take care of enemies?
Ryan: Yeah, but don't take that as a yes to not doing anyting, if you get in trouble try to fight yourself.
Charlie: Don't kow if I can.
Ryan: Then at least try to get away without hurting yourself.
Nathan: I live to die.
Charlie: You don't.
Nathan: I do, you don't, now allow me to kill myself.
Charlie: I will cary you.
Nathan: Okay, living is great.
Charlie: Are you sure.
Nathan: Lol no, but you're gonna cause me harm if I don't.
Charlie: Mood.
Nathan: No it's true you're probably gonna kill me or something if I don't.
Charlie: No, you'll kill yourself if I don't stop you.
Nathan: Damn true, stop trying to keep me from killing myself.
Ryan: Why does he want to kill himself?
Ryan said trying to retain an attacking Pokémon.
Charlie: Oh, that, that is a story for another time.
Ryan: Oh please tell me, I have plently time.
Charlie: Are you sure? You look like you're trying to not die right now.
Ryan: Oh, no that is an illusion, I'm just merely trying to show my dominance.
Charlie: Uh hum, right.
He said in a sarcasting tone, trying to keep himself from laughing.
Charlie: Anyway, I'm not going to tell you, well not while your partner is around us.
Nathan: So, when do we reach these stairs.
Nathan came in, interrupting the twos chat.
Ryan: Oh, well we've been in this spot for five minutes now, so if we keep that up then we'll reach the stairs when the universe ends.
Nathan: Cool, so how long untill then.
Ryan: Like two hunderd billion years or so.
Nathan: Aw, man I'll die of boredom.
Charlie: You'll more likely die of dehydration.
Nathan: Okay so what do we do instead?
Charlie: Uh, we walk?
Ryan: Yes, let's do that, so we can reach the stairs, would be kinda helpful it is our goal afterall.
Charlie, Ryan, and Nathan started to walk to the direction Spynt has been going toward.
Charlie: Ryan, where did Spynt go?
Ryan: I told him to find the stairs, he probably did so we just have to find him.
Charlie: Can't he just go down them?
Ryan: And then? Leave us standing here?
Charlie: We teleport right?
Ryan laughed.
Ryan: What no, we can't do that sort of magic.
Charlie: You can leave this place at the press of a button and return to your guild, automaticly use a special seed to revive someone who faints, instantaniously rescue a Pokémon, yet you still can't instantly go down a floor, would be easy enough you'd think right?
Ryan: That would make it too easy.
Charlie: Oh they want to give you a challenge, say, don't you want a simple way to get to your customer and save them?
Ryan: Would make these expeditions redundant wouldn't it.
Charlie: Isn't that the point, of rescueing someone, you want to simply get them out right?
Ryan: You know what, let's just go to the stairs already.
Charlie: You know where they are?
Ryan: No, we just walk around.
Some walking around later.
Ryan and the others arrived at the stairs where Spynt was already waiting for their arrival.
Spynt: What took you so long!?
He said mildly annoyed.
Ryan: Character development.
Spynt: Ugh, just get in the stairs already.
Ryan: Why are you angry?
He said as they went down the stairs.
Spynt: Because you usualy follow me, intead you leave me alone ten minutes.
Ryan: Wow you are realy picky about ten minutes.
Nathan: Hey that's my line!
The four had arrived at the second floor.
Moss Cave B2F
Ryan: Okay now we just need to find another staircase to get to our destination.
Nathan: This is going well.
Suddenly three wild Poochyena appeared in front of them.
Charlie: And of course as you say that, we get in trouble.
Charlie laughed.
Charlie: A predictable classic.
Ryan: Okay stay back, I don't know how usefull you are, so it's better you two just stay back while we handle this situation.
Charlie: But then you're outnumbered.
Ryan: Well be okay.
Ryan turned toward the Poochyenas.
Ryan: Ember!
Ryan fired a few flame particles form his mouth toward the Poochyenas who tried to get away, but one getting hit in the process.
Spynt: Thunder Shock!
Spynt charged up a bit of electricity before releasing it at the Poochyenas, it hit and it managed to paralyse one of them.
Ryan: Oh nice, that one will be a breeze.
One of the Poochyenas managed to get close to Charlie and Nathan.
Nathan: Ryan? LIttle help?
Ryan: Oh god, oh no.
Ryan: Can you do it yourself?
Nathan: No lol.
Ryan: Okay fine.
Ryan: Scratch!
Ryan used his claws to swipe at the Poochyena previously damaged by his ember, fainted by the attack.
Spynt: Good, that's one down.
Nathan: Nice, I thought I was gonna die.
Charlie: I though you wanted to die.
Nathan: I wanted to kill myself.
Charlie: Well getting murdered with your own will that counts right?
Nathan: That's murder, not suicide.
Charlie: Oh, what you didn't say you wanted to commit suicide.
Nathan: Are you fucking serious right now?
Spynt: Tackle!
Spynt ran at the previously paralyzed Poochyena fainting it.
Ryan: Okay one more to go.
Spynt: Unless it runs away.
Ryan: Scratch!
Ryan swiped his claws at the Poochyena, this one suprisingly wat in comparison faintedfrom Ryan's attack.
Spynt: Okay let's get to the stairs.
Ryan: Yep.
Ryan, Spynt, Charlie and Nathan continued to walk through the dungeons floor.
Nathan: Hey Ryan how much murder do you commit in one of these?
Ryan: You understand that we don't kill them right?
Nathan: They dissapear.
Charlie: You don't dissapear when you die.
Nathan: I don't know, wanna try?
Charlie: No!
He shouted with slight fear.
Nathan: Okay okay, I get it don't want any fun?
Charlie: Dying does not fit the definition of fun.
Ryan: Guys please, let's just find these stairs.
Spynt: You said this was gonna be an easy dungeon.
Ryan: Oh, yeah, but this is rng you know.
Spynt: Oh yeah right.
Nathan: Just soft reset.
Charlie: You are fucking stupid.
Nathan: How many times have you called me that now?
Charlie: Just now.
Nathan: Wow.
Spynt: Okay I see the stairs again.
Ryan: Oh yeah, let's go down, and finish this mission.
Spynt and Ryan entered the stairs.
Ryan: You coming?
Nathan & Charlie: Yeah.
Charlie and Nathan follwed Ryan and SPynt down the last staircase.
Moss Cave B3F
Spynt: Oh come on, the stairs are right there.
The stairs were exactly a few meters next to the crew.
Spynt: Would be easier if that was the case for the previous floors.
Ryan: Quit whining, we need to find our client.
Charlie: What are you even looking for.
Ryan: We are looking for a Petilil.
Charlie: Okay then, let's try and find them.
Spynt: Let's wiggle in place and wait for them.
Ryan: That's one of the worst ideas i've heard so far.
Ryan: Let's just walk we'll cme across them eventualy.
Ryan walked into the next room/
Spynt: Come on.
Spynt, Charlie and Nathan followed Ryan into the next room.
The Petilil in question was sobbing in its corner.
Ryan: See.
Spynt: Okay you get this one.
Charlie: Now we get them out?
Ryan: Yeah.
Ryan walked over to the Petilil.
Ryan: H... hey!
?: Huh.
The Petilil siad with anxiety.
?: You're not going to hurt me are you?
Ryan: N... NO, we're explorers, we got your message and we came to look for you, here is our badge.
Ryan showed the Petilil his badge.
?: Only, begginers rank?
Ryan: Oh.
Ryan looked slightly confused and concerned, and replied in a sarcastic tone.
Ryan: Okay then, we'll just leave then.
?: No, please don't.
Ryan: Oh, so you do wanna be saved?
?: Yeah!
Ryan: Alright then.
Ryan pressed his badge and a light appeared around Petilil sending them out the dungeon.
Ryan: Okay now to get us out.
Ryan pressed his badge again and the others got teleported back to the guild again.
Ryan: Okay, now we just meet Petilil to claim our reward.
Nathan: Reward?
Ryan: Yeah, rewards when you do a rescue mission the client will reward you with something.
Spynt: You didn't know?
Nathan: Of course not, I just got here.
Charlie: Woah woah woah.
Charlie pushed Nathan aside.
Charlie: He ment, i just got here as in, the dungeon and that stuff, he has no clue.
Ryan: I explained the dungeon thing like an hour ago, did he forget?
Charlie: I mean you didn't explain the reward thing I think.
Ryan: Fair point.
Nathan: So you gonna get that award or not.
Ryan: Yeah, you two owe us a reward too.
Nathan: Uh, I don't think I singed in for that.
Ryan: I'm joking, c'mon let's get that reward.
Spynt: It's just one hunderd Poké man, not that much.
Nathan: How can you know what you're gonna get?
Ryan: Oh yeah.
Ryan showed Nathan the messae from the bulletin board.
Ryan: Clients like to put a reward on their message, if they didn't we probably wouldn't be doing this.
Charlie: Orginizations realy want all the money they can get for real huh.
Ryan: We're not an orginization.
Charlie: It's a joke.
Ryan: You sounded pretty serious.
Charlie: You get an F for detecting sarcasm.
Spynt: Hurry up, there's still an award waiting for us.
Spynt said annoyed.
Ryan: Oh fuck, yeah I almsot forgot.
Ryan dashed out the door, Spynt followed him.
Charlie: Let's just follow them.
Nathan: Sure, I don't wanna be here for longer than needed.
Charlie: Why?
Nathan: Laia.
Charlie: What's wrong with her?
Nathan: Let's leave already.
Charlie: Okay fine dude, relax.
Charlie and Nathan exited the guild.
Ryan and Spynt were standing there by the Petilil they had rescued a few minutes prior.
?: Okay, as promised here is your reward.
Petilil handed Ryan the one hundered Poké.
?: Oh and here is a Pecha berry for your troubles.
Petilil also handed Ryan one Pecha berry.
Ryan: Thanks.
Spynt: And don't get lost again, you could get seriously ingured.
?: Got it.
Petilil walked away, presumably to their home.
Ryan: So, you guys like that trip?
Ryan said as he turned to Charlie and Nathan.
Charlie: Eh, I gues, it's fine.
Nathan: So many self murdering oppertunities.
Charlie slapped Nathan.
Nathan: Ow, why?
Charlie: You know.
Nathan: I don't.
Charlie: You do.
Ryan: Okay, let's not.
Ryan: You guys wanna do that again sometime?
Charlie: Nah.
Nathan: Sure.
Charlie looked at Nathan with a dissapointed expression.
Nathan: What?
Ryan: Okay, we'll just see later.
End of chapter eleven
Again I'm sorry it took this long, these chapters keep getting bigger.
Anyway if you see any common spelling errors feel free to let me know please understand typos happen, and keep the critisism constructive.
~Le loempia