Chris: Last Time! On Total Drama Revenge Of Pahkeitew Island! Last Challenge Was A Good PAINFUL Round Of Smash! And Hiccup Was The Winner Of The Challenge. But Other Than Rick Being Elimated Though, Jaden Was Dreaming Werid Crap...Again. So With That Being Said. Is There ANY Hope? FIND OUT! On TOTAL! DRAMA! REVENGE! OF PAHKEITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! ISLAND!

(Intro-I Wanna Be Famous)

At The Winners Base

Hiccup: Wow...I Can't Beleave We Actaully Won! But...Why Did We End Up Buying A Couch?

Tuffnut: This Couch Was Made Out Of Our Natrual Blonde Hair.

Lindsey: Ewwwwww...

Tuffnut: EW YOURSELF MISSIE! You Wish You Have Locks Like These.

Jasmine: Uh...No We Don't Mate. No We Don't.

Confessional-Hiccup

Hiccup: Thanks Alot Tuffnut. Oh Make You Sure You Kill My Dragon If I End Up Losing! Ugh! Why Can't People See-

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Chris: Are You Done In There? One Of The Interins Needs To GO!

Confessional-Tuffnut And Ruffnut

They Were T-Possing

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Tuffnut: Loki Approves.

Confessional-ENDS

At The Losers Base

The Base Was Covered In ALOT Of Eggs When They Lost

Ron: Bloody Hell.

Heather: What Kind Of A Brain Dead Numb Skull IDOIT Thinks It's A Good Idea To Get Our Base EGGED?!

Leonard: My Spells Did Nothing To Defend Us All! NOTHING! I CANNOT PREFORM MY MAGIC!

Squidward: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!(Plays His Carrinet)

Confessional-Ash

Ash: Chef Egged Our House Last Night...It Was Horrible! And It...Kinda Smells

Confessional-Ed

Ed: Haha! This Reminds Of Me Of The Time A Bunch Of Teenagers Decided To Egg Good Burger. Hah!

Confessional-Duncan

Duncan: That Squid Tried To Vote Me Off Last Night. And I Came Here To Pay The Cops! If I End Up In Prison AGAIN. Then I Am KILLING THAT SQUID!

Confessional-Ron

Ron: Assholes...

Confessional-Ed

Ed: I'M A DUDE! HE'S A DUDE! SHE'S A DUDE! CUZ WE'RE ALL D-

KNOCK KNOCK

Chris: Knock It Off!

Confessional-ENDS

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Ash: That's Werid...Wasn't Chris Supposed To Remind Us That There Will Be A Challenge?

Duncan: He Can Surprise Us At Anytime. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If It Happens At Midnight.

Mabel: SLEEPOVER!

Everyone Else Except Ed: NO!

Ed Came Out Of The Shower(Still In His Uniform)

Ed: What Did I Miss Dudes?

Then Some Sort Of Gernade Came In And Exploded. However, It Was A Flashbang Gernade. And It Caused Everyone To Fall On The Ground And Almost Became Deaf

Heather: UGH! I HATE YOU CHRIS!

Ed: Ugh. Dude. Mah Ears Won't Stop Ringin! Oh Man!

Then Everyone Fell Out Of The Base And On Top Of Each Other

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Gwen: Ugh...What Else Is New?

Ed: WHAT?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Meanwhile At The Winners Base

Shawn Sat On The Couch With Jasmine

Shawn: Well, Despite It Being Gross. It Feels Pretty Cozy.

Jasmine: Ya Know What Shawn? I Agree.

Hiccup: Now Everyone Is PRAISING TUFFNUT'S Couch?!

Tuffnut: Uh, YEAH!

Shawn: I'm Just Sayin

Then A Flash Gernade Came In

The Defender: EVERYONE OUT!(Runs Out Before The Bomb Came Off While Covering His Ears)

BOOM! RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Everyone Except The Defender Got Hit By The Gernade's Effect

Confessional-The Defender

The Defender:...My Training Has Paid Off...Again.

Confessional-END

Everyone Came Out Of The Base And Was Waiting For The Ringing To Wear Off

Lindsey: Oooooow...My Ears...

Hiccup: Ugh...

Sky: Who Allowed Chris To Do This?!

Spongebob: (Blows His Noise Along With His Holes And His Ears Popped. So He Can Hear Again)Much Better!(Laughs)

CONFESSIONAL-Chris

Chris: Eh, I'll Allow It. I Mean Come On! He's A Sponge!

CONFESSIONAL-END

Then A Bottle Landed On Tuffnuts Head

Tuffnut: Ow! What The?!

The Bottle Contains A Note Inside Of It, The Defender Picks It Up And Reads It

The Defender: Head To The Winners Base...

Lindsey: Where Heather Is?!

Hiccup: Well, We Don't Have Much A Choice...

Jaden: Dispair Waits For Us All...

Jim: Will You Knock It Off?!

Shawn: No. Wait. What If Jaden's Right Man? What If This Leads To Dispair Or Maybe A Zombie Apycolpis!

Jim: I...Highly Dobut It Will Happen.(Walks Off)

The Winners Base

They Arrived At The Winners Base And Saw The Base Egged All Over

The Defender: Wow...That's Alot Of Eggs.

Heather: Yeah, No Shit!

Jaden: ...Everyone Has Fallen Into Dispair...I Have Fallen Intro Dispair...I-

Duncan: KNOCK. IT. OFF!

Then Chris Showed Up In His Golf Cart

Chris: How Did Ya All Enjoy The Wake Up Call?

Confessional-Gwen

Gwen: UGH! Why Does He Always Do This?!

CONFESSIONAL-END

Mabel: Your Not Gonna Egg The Rock Are You?

Chris: That's Only If Ya Lose.

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Mabel: I SHALL JOIN THE EGGING!

Heather:(Scoffs)Get Bent.

Confessional-Heather

Heather: So Mabel Wants To Egg Everyone One Of Us Now?!

Confessional-Mabel

Mabel: I Egged Grunckle Stan Once. He Was Covered In So Many Eggs. It Took 3 Shampo Products To Get All The Yok Off!

Confessional-END

Chris: So Here's Your Challenge. To Throw As MANY Eggs At The Other Team. As You Can. Half The Eggs Are Normal. The Other Half. Are Filled With Surprises. It Can Be Water, Bees, Groundhogs, A Person, And So On.

Gwen: Wait, What?

Chirs: Observe.(Throws An Egg At Ed)

Ed Got Hit By An Egg That Had Lots Of Good Burgers Inside

Ed: Woah! That's Alot Of Burgers! Haha!

Chris: As For The Rules-

Ed: (Grabs Some Eggs)WHO WANTS A GOOD BURGER?!(Throws A Egg At Duncan)

Duncan: (Gets Covered In Yok)Really?!

Ed Throws Another At Mabel And The Egg Had A Golden Liquid

Mabel: Woah!(Looks At The Golden Liquid)COMEDY GOLD!

Gwen: RUUUUUUUUUUN!

Ed Threw Some More And Everyone Starts Running

Hiccup: What In The Name Of Odan Is This?!

Tuffnut: I Dunno. I've Seen Snotlout Doing More Dumb Stuff Than This!

Hiccup: I THOUGHT YOU AND RUFFNUT CAUSE THE-

Heather: MOVE IT!(Pushes Hiccup Out Of The Way)

Hiccup: GAH!

Ed: WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER! HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER! CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?!(Throws Another Egg)

Hiccup Pulls Out His Fire Sword And Blocks The Egg(It Was A Regular Egg)

Hiccup: After This...I AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE!(Runs Off)

Ed Threw More Eggs And Everyone Took Cover(Even Chris)

Chris: Okay...To Be Honest...I Was Not Exspecting This...

Gwen: YA THINK?!

Confessional-Gwen

Gwen: HOW MANY EGGS IS THIS GUY GONNA THROW?!

Confessional-Ends

Ed: I'M A DUDE!(Throws An Egg(It Was Normal)And It Hit's Tuffnut)HE'S A DUDE!(Throws Another Egg(It Was A Fire One)At The Defender)SHE'S A DUDE!(Throws Another Egg(It Was Normal)And It Hits Heather)CUZ WE'RE ALL DUDE! HEY!(Throws An Egg At Chef)

BOOM!

Chef: NOT AT ME YA FOOL!

Ed: Sorry!(Throws Another Egg And It Hits Ruffnut)

Ruffnut: NOT COOL!(Sniffs)Hey, It's Pretty Go-(Faints)

Hiccup: Ugh...

Gwen: Welcome To My World.

Confessional-Hiccup

Hiccup: Ugh! I Should've Brought Astrid With Me!

Confessional-Jim

Jim: If Only I Have My Amulet If SOMEONE HERE DOSN"T THINK USING THE AMULET IS CHEATING!

Chris:(Offscreen)IT IS!

Confessional-Gwen

Gwen: We're Gonna Die

Confessional-End

Chris: Okay! That Basket Has 3,000 Eggs. Once He Runs Out-

Gwen: 3,000 EGGS?!

Chris: Uh...

Spongebob: Aw Tarter Sauce.

Ash: I Should've Bought Mewtwo. He'll Know What To Do.

Mike: Ugh! If I Still Have My Personallitys, This Would've Been Easy!

Chris: Ugh, I Knew I Shouldve Brought In Owen Or Courtney.

Chloe: Yeah, Your Fault Buddy.

Chris: MY FAULT?! I WAS EXPLAINING THE RULES AND NOW THIS HAPPEN! HELL, HE EVEN THREW AN EGG AT CHEF!

Ed Accidently Smashed An Egg By Accident And Inside...Were Grapes

Ed: Oh!

Chris: Oh No...

Gwen: Yup...That's Back.

Ed Puts The Grapes In His Noise And Picks Up The Whole Basket

Ed: HEY EVERYONE! I'M GRAPE NOSE BOY!(Starts Throwing More Eggs)BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY!

The Ones He Threw Were Bombs

Gwen: YOU PUT A BUNCH OF BOMBS IN THOSE EGGS?!

Chris: I Wanted It To Be A Surprise!

Jaden:...I Will WIn...(Gets Up And Walks Up To Ed Slowly)

Chris: DUDE! What Are You Doing?!

Jaden Keeps Walking Slowly While Getting Hit By Every Egg And All Thinks To His Feelings...He Felt No Pain...As A EX-Hero Duelist In His Dimenson. He Will Make Sure To Win At All Cost...Then He Takes The Basket And Throws It In The Ocean And The Eggs Exploded

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Chris: (Growls In Anger And Goes Up To Ed)EVERY CONTESTANT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THROWING THE EGGS AT EACH OTHER! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PICK THE BASKET AND BE A MACHINE GUN!

Ed: But You Said Each Eggs Has A Good Burger Ins-(Sees That His Team And The Other Team...Along With Chef Being All Pissed At Him...Except Mabel Who Is Giggles)...That Will Be 8 Bucks...

Duncan: 8 Dollars?! For This Crap! Alright...Do You Take PUNCHES?!

Chris: HOLD IT! Alright...Team Killers Lost...AGAIN! Everyone. Go And VOTE!

Team Killer Walks off

Hiccup: Wait...That Means...WE WON!

Team Boom Celebrated Except For Jaden

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Jaden: I Did It.

Confessional-Duncan

Duncan: Alright Ed...Ya Blew It Up. SO LEAVE!

Confessional-Chloe

Chloe: Ed For Sure

Confessional-Max Caulfield

Max: Ed.

Confessional-Ron

Ron: SOMEONE KICK ED OUT!

Confessional-Leonard

Leonard: BANISH ED FROM THIS ISLAND! ED! SHALL NOT! PASS!

Confessional-Heather

Heather: GET THAT DUMBASS OUT! NOW!

Elimination Booth

Chris: Alright Campers...As You Can See. There Are 13 of You. And I Have 12 MARSHMELLOWS!

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Chris: (Sighs)Sorry About That...Due To What Happened...I Was Pretty Pissed. So One Of You Is Going Home. AND I KNOW WHO IT IS!(Tosses The Marshmellows On The Ground)So...With That Being Said...ED! GET OUT OF THE ISLAND!

Ed: Woah! You Could've Just...Ya Know...Asked Me To Leave(Walks Off And Jumps Into The Flush Of Shame And Was Flushed Down)

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Chris: Phew...Okay Everyone. Your All Safe...Even From The Eggs! Oh God...I Am NEVER DOING A CHALLENGE LIKE THIS!...AGAIN!(Walks Off In Anger)

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Duncan: Glad That Was Over With...

Everyone Left And Decided To Sleep In

In Jadnes Dream

The Red Foxy Furry Milf Was Sucking On Jadens Dick And Jaden Was Moaning Like Crazy. He Was Naked And He Was Still Feeling Hot Due To The Woman's Charms And Power. The Red Foxy Furry Milf Kept Sucking His Dick And Kept Licking It Too And When Jaden Said He Was Cumming. He Came Inside of The Womans Mouth And She Sallows It

Red Furry Foxy Milf: You Must Be Wondering Who I Am...My Name Is Vixen Dearie~

Jaden: ...I...I'm Jaden...(Smiles And Relaxs Until-)

BOOM!

Jaden Woke Up And He Was In His Clothes And He Saw Ruffnut And Tuffnut Getting Egged By Mabel

Tuffnut: NOT! COOL!

Mabel: EGGING PEOPLE IS COOL!

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Jaden Went Back To Sleep...Maybe...Maybe One Day...He Might Destory Them All...And Win...