"A few moments passed and the gang decided to check out a nearby fair. There were rides, food and a beauty pageant that caught the gang's eye"
Announcer: Testing, 1 2 3. Can you hear me? Well, it's time to announce the winner of this year's Bogan County beauty pageant.
"The gang then walks closer for a better way"
Red: Hey Blue, where are the ladies?
"Blue punches Red's arm"
Announcer: All right, here they are. In 2nd place is Debbie Sue Anderson.
"The audience claps while Debbie gets excited"
Red: Wow. Hot, sexy girls.
Lord Tourettes: Ooh, what hot and sexy WHORES!
Stacy: Hey!
Lord Tourettes: Oh, no offense, babe.
Announcer: And now, before announcing the winner, I think we should thank the judges of today's contest, Nick Butera and Andy Fiedler.
"The audience claps for them"
Andy: You're not gonna believe who the winner is, folks.
Nick: Oh, c'mon dude. It's their movie.
Andy: Oh, so it is, so it is.
"Everyone laughs for a second"
Announcer: And here she is, folks. This year's Miss Bogan County, Miss Pink!
"Pink then comes out excited"
Pink: Oh, OH MY GOD! I WON! THANK YOU!
Lord Tourettes: Woah, A pink skinned. Did you see that?
Pink: Thank you, everyone. Thank you. "goes to sit on the throne while the other winners putted a queen cape and a tiara on her" Ooh, thank you again. I feel so honored.
Red: Hey dude, she--
Blue: Not, not right now, dude.
Pink: I just want to say one thing. This is the happiest moment of my--
"To Be Continued"