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Onto the story!
"A RainWing is being kidnapped!" Jambu was screaming.
"Who? What? When? Where?" Mangrove asked.
"Call the RainWing Protection Squad!" Jambu howled.
The RPS arrived. "You have a problem, sir?" They asked.
"Yup, a RainWings been stolen!" Jambu howled.
"Very well, sir." The RPS said. "We will find them." And so they left.
"Poor lil' RainWing!" Jambu meowed. "Wait, was it Kinkajou? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Yo, bro," Glory hissed. "Wut's up?"
"I loved her. . !" He cried.
"Too bad." Glory walked away.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jambu yowled.
Later. . .
"BYE!" Starflight yelled. "All you losers! I'm leaving for the Kingdom of Night! It's a great place! Full of magic unicorns and talking happy scrolls! Bye! Remember me as the cool scroll-reading genius I am!" He charged away, through a hole in a tree.
Amazingly, despite being connected to a volcano, the tree didn't burn.
Meanwhile, in the throne room. . .
"The son of Mastermind must not become a Jedi." Queen Battleloser gargled from a cauldron of magma.
"He is just a boy. Webz can no longer help him." Morrowseer growled.
"He iz dangerous." Battleloser gurgled.
"If we could turn him. . . he would be a powerful ally." Morrowseer hissed.
"Yes. . . a useful asset." gargled the emperor. "You will wait for him at the portal."
"He will come to me?" Darth Seer asked.
"Yes; I have felt it."
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN!
Later. . .
"This place has no unicorns!" Starflight was crying. "And no cute kittens! NOT EVEN ANY SCROLLS!"
"Yup." Morrowseer said. "But it has one thing you haven't got: A brain."
"I do believe you are mistaken, sir." Starflight remarked.
"THEN COME WITH ME!" Morrowseer screeched.
Later. . .
In the meeting room, they were talking about food.
"The best food," Greatness purred. "Is simply a rotten animal. Any will do. Three weeks old, and left under a damp, dirty rock."
"I quite agree!" Declared Vengeance. "I like 'em with a hint of slug and grub, and a delightful-"
"You said "'em" to a Queen." Greatness purred. "You will die."
He was thrown into the lava.
"Greetings, your majesty!" Morrowseer spread his weird wings wide as he strode into the room. "I have brought; de Starflight!"
"May I see it?" Greatness purred.
"Here it is!" Morrowseer nudged Starflight forward.
"It?" Starflight objected. "IT?"
"That is so cute." Purred Greatness. "I must speak with it alone."
"But I thought ya loved me?!" Deathbringer cried.
"Indeed." Greatness purred. "Come with me, little flying stars of fate."
They went into a different room.
"Now, then," Greatness began to purr, "You would make a good pet; how much food do you require each month?"
"Wut?" Starflight asked.
"Saying 'Wut' to a Queen." Greatness purred. "You will die."
"What Queen?" Starflight asked. "You are not one; you are merely a Princess."
"Your lack of respect is insulting." Purred Greatness.
"You are weird." Starflight said.
"I know." Greatness purred.
". . .Okay. . . ." Starflight backed out of the room, and hit Morrowseer.
"RAWR!" He lunged!
Starflight ran out of the room, and met them false dragonets of destiny you are always hearing about. . .
So, have any ideas of what the fake dragonets should do? Please put them in the reviews!
That's all for now!