Epilogue: Conversations The Morning After
SHUT. YOUR. ASS! Are you sure? Sheldon and Amy?
You don't have to tell me where you were last night... you dog!
What do you mean how'd I do it? I've broken into your apartment before... and I may have bribed your neighbor with a basket of sourdough bread… I was actually looking forward to seeing you at the banquet that night but Raj just had to meddle. So I hid at the backseat of your car. I've always done it with Leonard's... Well, none of it is surprising, I excel at everything! Even the concierge believes it everytime I ask for your keycard but Prof. Wilson helped alot with that. Well, they're not entirely lies... it's just so like the time I lied to Kripke... Well, I had to lie to him about ahm... About us... uhm... You know maybe we should change the subject now?
Well your apartment's packed, I can't see why not. Alright.. Sure, in three months time. Why can't he just go with you, like a vacation? I know so many people will benefit from that... I'm kidding, alright? I'll start fixing my apartment then... We're gonna be neighbors!
You don't have to look so smug... No, no, no. You don't get the credit for this. I knew from the start you've only given her placebos!
Well, I thought that, too. But I found out Sheldon shut the door in her face that night. But then Vanessa somehow got a hold of Rajesh... Well Rajesh's always the hopeless romantic, he thought he's actually helping. He talked to me about it. Even about that night when he helped Vanessa get to the same hotel we were staying. Yeah, she's Prof. Wilson's granddaughter. Sheldon told me he couldn't possibly turn her away. So he gave her his room and then... he went into mine. How'd I suppose to know that everything's real all this time! And you tricked me when you said Vanessa's over all the time! You lied to me, too!
Seriously?! In Big Sur? When you think of out-of-town trips like this, does my name, you know, ever come up?
Hey, Dr. Cooper, Dr. Fowler! Sure, let's all have tea sometime… Indeed! What a lovely morning!
Oh, all's well that ends well. Let me just log the test subject's results... Now, what can we name this pill?
END... FOR REAL.
AN: Speaking of traditions, I got to keep up with mine, too. It's 'Guess Who Said What' once again!
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