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(scene opens up with Goku getting launched by Ōzaru Vegeta's attack)
-What did I tell you, Kakarot? I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary.- said Ōzaru Vegeta
-Man, this is worse than that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, and...- thought Goku
" What...?" asked Applejack
-Oh wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.- said Goku
"I feel like that is a reference to something," said Pinkie "something horrible"
-Now, Kakarot, to finish this!- said Ōzaru Vegeta
-Oh man, what would Yamcha do?- thought Goku
(flashback to Yamcha exploding)
"not the best example," said Sunset
"How did he know that happened he wasn't there?" asked Rarity
"is not that hard to guess," said Rainbow Dash
-Um... um... What would Tien do?!- thought Goku
-Wait, I know!- said Goku jumping in front of Ōzaru Vegeta
-Prepare to die, Kakarot!- said Ōzaru Vegeta
-solar flare!- said Goku putting his hands In front of his forehead making a giant flash of light blinding Ōzaru Vegeta
"that seems really useful," said Twilight
-AAAAH!!!My eyes! Oh God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower! Wait a minute, Frieza's always naked.AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!- said Ōzaru Vegeta
"who is this Frieza?" thought Twilight writing that name on her notepad
-Alright, that should buy me some time, now let's see. Planet, give me your energy-- everything you can spare!- said Goku
-Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die! And not any sort of good death! You're going to die horribly, terribly, I'm going to eat your...- said Ōzaru Vegeta
-Oceans, forests, people of the planet, and all the animals that live alongside them!- said Goku starting to glow
"hey let's help Goku," said Pinkie lifting up her arms
the rest of the girls laughed a little but they lifted up their arms too
-I'm going to hammer you...- said Ōzaru Vegeta
-There, I think I have enough energy-- but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt...- said Goku
(scene cuts to a large buck groaning and then collapses)
-Daddy? Daddy?- said a baby deer
"oh no poor deer," said Fluttershy
"don't worry Fluttershy they can bring them back using the dragon balls of that 'namek' place kami mentioned," said Twilight
(scene cuts back to wastelands)
-Alright, that should do it! All finished.- thought Goku
-Finally, I can see again. Kakarot, I am going to KILL you!- said Ōzaru Vegeta regaining his eyesight
-Now, take this! Energy from the entire world!- said Goku ready to throw the spirit bomb but Ōzaru Vegeta fires a mouth at Goku-Well, if that don't beat all...- said Goku-AAAAAAAAH!- screamed Goku getting hit by the blast and getting knocked into a plateau and onto the ground
"oh no, the spirit bomb failed," said Sunset
"and now Goku is really hurt," said Rarity
-Hey, Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?- asked Ōzaru Vegeta
-Huh?- said Goku
-Christopher Reeves!- said Ōzary Vegeta crushing Goku's legs
-AAAAAAAOOWWW!That was in terrible taaaaaaste!- said Goku in agony
-Don't care; evil! Now, time to crush you like an Arlian.- said Ōzaru Vegeta
"why is he so evil?" asked Fluttershy
-A... what?- asked Goku
"the bug people," said Applejack
-Exactly, now die!- said Ōzaru Vegeta
(Ōzaru Vegeta prepares to squash Goku with his finger, but Goku retaliates by blasting Ōzaru Vegeta's eye)
-AAAUGH!!Again with the f*ing eye! God... dammit!- said Ōzaru Vegeta
"nice one Goku," said Rainbow Dash
-Hah! Now to make my cunning escape.- said Goku
(shows Goku dodging Ōzaru Vegeta's attacks before jumping into the air...)
"wait Goku's legs were broken right?" asked Pinkie
(which it turns out to be an imagination in Goku's head)
"that explains it," said Pinkie
-Ah, that would be awesome.- said Goku
"it would," said Rainbow Dash
-I've had enough of this.- said Ōzaru Vegeta grabbing Goku-I'm going to crush the life out of you, you insolent little...- said Ōzaru Vegeta squeezing Goku-AAAAAAGGGH!- screamed Goku
(scene shifts to Gohan and Krillin flying away)
"it looks like it's time for Krillin and Gohan to take action," said Sunset
"Gohan please don't get hurt" thought Fluttershy
-Krillin, are you sure my dad's going to be okay all on his own?- asked Gohan
"he would before Vegeta transformed," said Twilight
-Oh, come on, Gohan, you saw how much stronger your dad's become. I'm sure he can take care of-- said Krillin
-AAAAAAAAH!- screamed Goku in the distance
-Ah, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.- said Krillin
"he screams very loudly," said Rarity
they all looked at her making Rarity confused
"what?" asked Rarity
"nothing" the girls answered
(scene shifts back to Goku being crushed by Ōzaru Vegeta)
-All right, Kakarot, let's hear those bones shatter!- said Ōzaru Vegeta crushing Goku harder causing him to squeak-What the?- asked Ōzaru Vegeta crushing Goku making him squeak again
the girls except Pinkie laughed at that
"hey I can do that too," said Pinkie putting her arms around her and squeezing herself squeaking
they all laughed a little more
-My God, that's hilarious!- said Ōzaru Vegeta beginning to repeatedly crush Goku who squeaks while doing so-Hahahah! Muhahaha- laughed Ōzaru Vegeta
-Get your filthy hands off him, you damn dirty ape!- said Gohan arriving to help his father
"yeah Gohan tell him," said Rainbow Dash
-Oh, very creative. And what exactly will you do if I don't?- asked Ōzaru Vegeta
-I'll make you regret it! Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground! And with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!- said Gohan
they stared at the screen confused while Twilight blushed a little bit knowing she was the only one that knew what Gohan said
(long pause)
-What?- said Goku and Ōzaru Vegeta
-The bigger they are, the harder they fall!- said Gohan getting into a battle pose accompanied with a bwong sound
"ooh. why just not say that?" asked Pinkie
"he did" whispered Twilight
-What?- asked Goku
(Ōzaru Vegeta crushes him again, making him squeak)
-Argh! Stop that!- said Goku
-Listen, kid, you're real brave and all, but your dad's beaten and broken. And neither of you have the skill or energy...- said Ōzaru Vegeta
-Kienzan!- said Krillin firing a Destructo disc at Ōzaru Vegeta's tail who dodges the attack by jumping
"damm almost," said Sunset
-...to take me on.- said Ōzaru Vegeta
-Dammit!- yelled Krillin
-You're finished! All of your planet's greatest fighters—all of them—worthless in the presence of a Saiyan elite! None of you can stop me! None of you!- said Ōzaru Vegeta before his tail gets cut off by Yajirobe
"WHAT?" they all screamed at the same time
"is the fat guy that trained with Krillin and the others," said Pinkie
"was he just hiding this entire time?" asked Rarity
"doesn't matter to me he cut off Vegeta's tail," said Rainbow Dash
-Runningrunningrunningrunningrunning!- said Yajirobe running away
(Ōzaru Vegeta drops Goku)
-Ow.- said Goku squeaking when he hits the ground
-God... God dammiiiiii...iiiiiit!- said Vegeta reverting to his normal form and starting to breathe heavily
"good now they might have a chance," said Pinkie
-He's back to normal! Gohan, we can do this! We can beat him! WE HAVE A CHAN-- said Krillin before he gets sent flying into a boulder
(Krillin Owned Count: 9)
-Oh God...- said Krillin in pain
"We have to stop talking about winning," said Sunset
-You know, I thought I'd be angrier, what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail, or maybe I'm just so unbelievably enraged that I have come full circle.- said Vegeta before punching Gohan in the stomach and throwing him next to Goku-Oh well. Either way, it's time to put an end to this.-
"oh no Gohan," said Fluttershy
-G-Gohan, is that you?- asked Goku telepathically
-Hey, daddy... I'm... really sorry.- said Gohan telepathically
-It's okay, Gohan... You tried your best... At least you got home to your mother and told her to-- said Goku telepathically
-Um, actually, I never went home... I came back to save you...- said Gohan telepathically
-Oh...- said Goku telepathically
"he is actually disappointed," said Rarity
-D-Daddy?- said Gohan telepathically
-Everyone makes mistakes, Gohan...- said Goku telepathically, reaching out to Gohan's hand-But we have to be strong now, okay?-
-Daddy...- said Gohan telepathically, reaching out to Goku's hand
"that is so cute," said Pinkie
-Son...- said Goku telepathically before getting kneed in the stomach by Vegeta
(eyecatch animation from DragonBall Z plays)
(Goku is seen spitting out blood as Gohan screams in horror)
"and Vegeta had to ruin it," said Pinkie
-What now, Kakarot?- said Vegeta stomping on Goku's stomach-You damaged me!- said Vegeta beginning to kick Goku repeatedly-You cut off my tail! You've insulted me beyond belief. But you still haven't taken my pride!- said Vegeta before getting kick by Gohan -Ow, my pride!-
"screw your pride," said Rainbow Dash
(Gohan and Vegeta begin exchanging blows in midair)
-I'll teach you to hurt my daddy!- said Gohan
-What are you going to do, huh?! You barely have any energy left!- said Vegeta before getting elbowed in the eye-UAGH!- screamed Vegeta-Gah! My eye! Why is it always the god damn eye?!- thought Vegeta holding his eye
"Gohan can hold his own against Vegeta this might actually be closer than we think," said Sunset
-K-Krillin, come here. I have something to give you.- said Goku making Krillin limp over to him
-Your last will and testament?- asked Krillin-No, it's energy from the entire world. It's our last hope.- said Goku
-And you're giving it tome?- asked Krillin
-I'm kinda out of options...- said Goku passing the remaining of the spirit bomb over to Krillin
"not even Goku trusts Krillin," said Sunset
"I don't think many people would," said Twilight
-Holy crap! So this is what being important feels like!- said Krillin
(Vegeta is seen gaining the upper hand against Gohan, launching him onto the ground)
-Alright, Kakarot. Say goodbye to your son!- said Vegeta running towards Gohan
"throw it Krillin," said Fluttershy
-Wow! Such power, from every living being on the planet. I can feel it all surging inside of me. Every man, woman, and child. This is Planet Earth's very essence!- thought Krillin-BOO-YAH, MOTHERF*KER!!!- screamed Krillin throwing the spirit bomb at Vegeta
"let's goooooooo" screamed Rainbow Dash
-Wh-what the hell is-?- said Vegeta stopping running and noticing the spirit bomb
-ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL!!!- screamed Krillin before Vegeta dodges the spirit bomb by jumping-Gyaaaah! God dammit!-
"GOD DAMMIT" screamed Rainbow Dash
"Krillin just doesn't get a win," said Sunset
(Spirit Bomb is seen flying at Gohan)
-Gohan, listen, you have to bounce it back at Vegeta.- said Goku telepathically
-But, are you sure? I don't think energy works like that.- said Gohan telepathically
"it shouldn't," said Twilight
-Don't worry, Gohan, you can do it. You're a good guy.- said Goku telepathically
"so that's how it works," said Twilight
-Oh, okay, if you believe in me then I'll-- said Gohan telepathically
-Or it'll kill you.- said Goku telepathically
-What?!- said Gohan telepathically
(Gohan puts his hands out, making a spring sound effect from Sonic the Hedgehog, bouncing the Spirit Bomb back at Vegeta)
"come on Gohan," said Fluttershy
-There's nothing left now-- your last hope and you missed. You're all defeated and there isn't a damn thing you can-- said Vegeta-What smells like deer?- thought Vegeta before noticing the spirit bomb but he gets hits at point-blank-WAAAAAH!!! CURSE MY HUBRIS!!!- screamed Vegeta getting blasted to the sky by the spirit bomb
"yeah finally," said Rainbow Dash
"they did it," said Sunset
"that is called teamwork," said Twilight
"even though Goku and Gohan did most of the job while the fat guy just cut off Vegeta's tail and Krillin missed all of his attacks," said Rarity
"yeah..." said Twilight
-Yahoo!- said Krillin jumping into the sky-Goku, we did it! We won! We beat him with the Spirit Bomb!- said Krillin rushing towards Goku
-Way to go, you guys.- said Goku telepathically while Gohan starts laughing
"at least its finally over," said Applejack
"Now they just have to go home," said Fluttershy
-All right, Goku. Let's get you and Gohan home. It's been tough, but now, we'll never have to see that rotten Saiyan ever again.- said Krillin before Vegeta lands next to Goku and Krillin
"Krillin just be quiet and go home before you jinx it even more," said Pinkie
-Alive again. We'll never have to see him alive again, that's what I meant.- said Krillin before approaching Vegeta's motionless body-But at least it's finally over.-
-You gonna eat that Saiyan?- asked Yajirobe
"ew," they all said
-Wha-- said Krillin
-Dibs!- said Yajirobe
-Rrright. Anyway, it seems the Spirit Bomb's done the trick. And with that, we can all go home and live in peace and-- said Krillin
-HUAAAAAAAH!!- screamed Vegeta waking up
"AAAAAAAAHH!!!" they all screamed together
-WAAAAAAHH!!- screamed Krillin
-AAAAAAAHH!!- screamed Gohan
-UAAAAAHHH!!- screamed Yajirobe
-WAAAAAHH!!- screamed Krillin
-AAAAAAH!!- screamed Vegeta
"AAAAAAAH!!" they all screamed
-AAAAAAAH!!- screamed Gohan
-UAAAAHHH!!- screamed Yajirobe
(everyone continues yelling in the background)
-What's going on, guys? We won, right?- asked Goku
to be continued...