Total Drama World Tour
Episode 26- Hawaiian Punch
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Chris- This episode of Total Drama may contain Extreme Stunts, Language, and Sexual Innuendos performed by Animated characters that may be unsuitable for some viewers. Viewer Discretion Is Advised
(Disclaimer ends)
(Recap)
(open to a shot of the final three and Chris by the junkyard)
Chris- Previously on Total Drama World Tour!
(Switch between shots of Gwen, Owen, and Noah)
The final three took off like bats out of Drumheller.
(Cut to Owen in his balloon)
Our big buddy Owen somehow made himself a balloon to fly in. But he hit some obstacles along the way.
(Then to the Yeti trying to kiss Noah)
Fortunately for Noah, a crazy Yeti wanted himself a little smooch from the Cody Kisser.
(Gwen on the train)
And Gwen caught herself on a train and peacefully rode to her destination. Until a certain homeschooled creature arrived.
(Then to Gwen in her boat and arriving on the shore)
In the end, Gwen the gothball, reached Hawaii first.
(Then to Owen and Noah tying and the final three looking surprised)
Then leaving the Know-It-All and Owen and his new rock friend to tie for second place. Ouch!
(Then cut to Chris talking to the camera and Gwen, Noah, and Owen behind him)
Who will Gwen face in the final challenge? And who will go home with a million dollars? Iiiit's finally time! Right here on Total, Drama, World Tour!
Total Drama Theme starts-
(A light turns on, another Light pops out of a vent, a camera from an engine with a raccoon, out of a luggage case. The clap board claps down)
"Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine"
(Zoom down First Class, past Chris, through a door to the cockpit, past Chef and out the Window. Down the runway.
"You guys are on my mind"
(Over the CN Tower and into the water)
"You asked me what I wanted to be, and now I think the answer is plain to see"
(Owen is in the water naked, he notices he's on camera and covers himself. Go above water and see Harold practicing his Ninja skills, he's hit with an oar)
"I wanna be famous"
(We pan over to Duncan and Courtney in a boat, Duncan laughs at Harold and Courtney's smiling while rowing. Alligators are jumping around. They run into Gwen, who's holding her arm, who's in a tiny raft. She starts to sink when Duncan notices and gets concerned. Courtney glares at him while he rubs his neck nervously)
"I wanna live close to the sun"
(Zoom in on The Statue of Liberty. Alejandro pulls up Heather who glares at him. His Teeth shine.
"Well pack your bags cause I've already won"
(Tyler runs by pushing a baby carriage with Cody in it who looks terrified. Alejandro looks concerned. They run into Ezekiel. Tyler lets go of Cody and he runs into a sign that has a down arrow. Cody falls down)
"Everything to prove nothing in my way"
(Cody falls into Sierra's arms in a glacier area, she hugs him while Cody sceams)
"I'll get there one day"
(Pan over to LIndsay looking confused at a picture of Tyler. She scratches her head. A polar bear then shows up causing Lindsay to scream and run away. It takes off its head revealing Izzy, who laughs and gets attacked by a baby seal. Izzy runs off screaming)
"Cause I wanna be famous"
(Switch over to a scene where Bridgette and DJ are surfing. DJ looks kinda scared. Bridgette waves at the camera and DJ runs into Bridgette causing them to fall in the water)
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
(Cut to Leshawna and Noah walking across a crosswalk in a city. The Jet screams by overhead, making them cower in fear and blow the cars away. The seventeen contestants are in a formation on the jet singing)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(The jet screams through London, causing Big Ben's clock to break. Through Paris, a mime drops his croissant. A canyon area, a rock breaks and falls by the camera)
(Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be" (Na na na na) "I wanna be famous"
(We return to the cast in formation. We look at a shot of Owen and Izzy singing and looking happy. A shot of Heather and Courtney singing and glaring. And a shot of Bridgette and DJ singing, DJ gets smacked in the head with a Seagull. DJ rubs his head)
"Whistling tune"
(Chef turns the plane, causing the cast to fall. Some of them are seen falling down screaming. They land down by the plane. The cast is down there, when Ezekiel lands down with a hard smack. Noah cringes at it)
(Intro ends)
(Fade into a shot of Chris, Gwen, Noah, Owen, Bridgette, and Geoff on the beach)
Chris- Welcome to the live finale of Total Drama World Tour! Moments ago, these guys tied for second in a boat sandwich! Tasty.
(Rubs his stomach)
Owen- Ooh! I'd love one!
Chris- Anyway, during the break, we sent them to vent in the confessional. Check it!
(Confessional)
Noah- This does not look good at all. If the tie breaker involves anything physical, I'm so toast! My only chance is to have something that I can do with my old noggin. But let's be honest, this is Chris we're talking about.
(Static)
Owen- I made it all the way to the final twoish! I can't believe I made it this far again! The thing is, Gwen and Noah totally deserve the money more that I do. I've already one a game already, so it's not really fair.
(Confessional)
(Gwen elbows Noah)
Gwen- Feeling a bit nervous against the bug guy eh?
Noah- What can I say, he's got a pretty good chance.
(Izzy from the stands)
Izzy- Go team Owen! He's so hot!
Gwen- Hold up, why are they in teams?
Noah- And why does Owen have so many?
Chris- The Peanut Gallery's playing a major role in choosing a winner!
(They all cheer)
Duncan- Sweet, I guess we're all voting on the winner again?
Gwen/Noah- What?
Noah- No fair, Owen has way more people than me and Gwen do. He'll win for sure.
Gwen- Yeah, that's not really fair.
Owen- I'm in the winning majority and I agree.
Harold- Perhaps we'll just be helping?
(Confessional)
Gwen- Uh oh. Major roles? Owen has more people than both me and Noah. I was kinda looking forward to it being Me and Owen againas that'd be pretty crazy to have us both as finalists twice. But my only chance is to have Noah win.
(Confessional ends)
Chris- But first, we gotta break the tie. Gwen, you won to race to Hawaii, so your reward is this advantage. Either you can select the tie breaker yourself, or you could let Owen or Noah do it.
Gwen- Hmm, I guess I'll choose then.
Chris- I was hoping you'd say that.
(He laughs evilly, Gwen looks nervous)
(Cut to an arcade ticket dropper machine)
Chris- Tada! Each ball inside our challenge booth has a different tie breaker written on it! So, take your pick!
Gwen- Well, this looks interesting.
(She gets in the booth and it starts dropping golf balls on her)
Gwen- Ow! Ah! Are these golf balls!?
(Owen and Noah cringe, the others gasp in shock except Courtney who smiles)
Bridgette- I swear, Geoff and I put ping pong balls in there!
(Geoff nods yes too)
Chris- I know, and I'm not mad, just disappointed. I had to dial it up to meet my usual high standards!
(Gwen is still getting pelted)
Gwen- Ow! Oh! OW! Ah! How am I supposed to...
(She smacks one and it breaks through the glass hitting Tyler in the face. He passes out)
(Gwen walks out of the booth and is choking pointing to her neck)
Chris- No ball, no exit. Back in you go!
Owen- Uh Chris, I think she's choking. Here let me help.
(Owen smacks Gwen in the back, the ball comes out)
Owen- There!
Gwen- OW! You didn't have to do it that hard dude. But thanks.
Owen- No problem.
Chris- Uh, Geoff, go ahead and read that for me, would ya pall?
(He picks it up)
Geoff- Ew! Gwen has selected the traditional Hawaiian fire dance of death!
(Owen and Noah look terrified)
(Cut to Owen and Noah in coconut bras holding gladiator staffs. Gwen is tied to a pole)
Noah- I question how traditional it is for a male warrior to wear a coconut bra.
Gwen- Forget that! Get me off of this thing!
(The cast looks nervous)
Duncan- Uh Chris, are you gonna do something about this or what?
Gwen- Um hello? I just won the semi final! What gives!
Chris- We'll be sure to look for that later. The first dude to free Gwen, wins the last spot in the final two! And a shot at the million!
Owen- Um, what if we don't free her? Does that make me and Noah the final two?
Gwen- Please don't give him ideas.
Chris- Won't work, already checked. Chef! If you can do the honors!
(Chef has a bow and it's loaded with two flaming arrows. And sets two parts of the deck in fire)
Oh, and stay out of the water! Starting now!
(Chef fires two more arrows, the sharks jump out of the water)
Duncan- Ha ha ha! Man is it nice to be out of this game.
(The cast cheers on Noah and Owen, the clash)
Owen- I'm sorry buddy, I really don't wanna do this. It's gonna hurt me a lot more than it is to you!
Noah- I don't know about that, those sharks look hungry!
Harold- Stay focused Noah! Use your smarts!
Eva- Go for his Kiwis!
Izzy- Let's go Big O!
Gwen- And where is my support? Team Gwen?
(Courtney flips Gwen off)
Gwen- Ugh!
(A fire arrow hits the pole above her head)
Ah!
(She starts to blow on it)
(Owen and Noah clash again)
Owen- Er! I don't wanna do this pal! I can't push you in!
Gwen- Uh, someone better win quick! I'm about to burst into flames!
Owen- You know what, no!
(He shoves Noah a bit and throws away his staff)
(The cast gasps)
Heather- Owen!? What are you doing! You had this!
Noah- What are you doing? I don't wanna win this way.
Owen- I'm sorry, I already had my chance, and now you can have yours. Besides if it wasn't for you, I probably wouldn't be here right now.
Noah- But...
Owen- Good luck buddy!
(He puts his arms out and falls backwards in slow motion. Gwen looks shocked, Noah looks confused, the cast looks shocked, Chris's mouth is agape. Owen lands in the water with a splash. It extinguishes Gwen's flames)
Owen- Whew! It's over.
(A shark comes by)
No, no, no!
(A shark attacks him and they go underwater)
Gwen- Gasp!
Izzy- I'll save you Big O!
(She sprints over the water like it wasn't even there and then dives in and drags Owen back to shore)
Owen- I'm alive!
Izzy- Yep, and let me revive you anyway.
Owen- What, I'm...
(She kisses him)
Courtney- I'm this is sweet and all, but you do realize you just threw away a million dollars right?
Owen- Yeah, and I feel like they deserve it more.
(Some of them aw)
(Cut to Noah untying Gwen)
Gwen- Well, I guess we're the final two. But I still think I have the majority.
(He looks at the cast)
Noah- Crap.
(Cut to Gwen and Noah on the beach with Chris. The platforms from earlier sink into the water)
Chris- Now that we have our final two, It's my pleasure to announce, the peanut gallery will not be voting for the winner.
Gwen- Huh?
(Noah sighs in relief)
Courtney- What?! But you said we were gonna play a major role!? Major!
Chris- Yep! Just not in the votey kinda way. Prepare to have your minds blown by the most lethal challenge in Total Drama history!
(A shot of each name appears)
Gwen Vs. Noah Vs. The Volcano!
(The volcano explodes with a tiny burp noise)
Back in the day, human sacrifices were tossed into Kilauea Volcano, to appease the gods. Sadly, the lawyers won't let me use real people to sacrifice. So, Gwen and Noah will have to make sacrifice stand ins. Using the island's most abundant resources. Pineapples and driftwood!
(Cut to a shot of Pineapples and driftwood)
And to make things more symbolic, you guys have to make dummies of each other to dump in the volcano! Now, you each get to pick two helpers.
Owen- I don't really wanna choose between you two, I'm gonna sit this one out.
Noah- I choose Izzy and Eva.
Izzy- Oh yeah!
Eva- What?
Izzy- Team Escope is back!
Gwen- Any enthusiasm for me?
Heather- Me! I'll help!
(Everyone gasps)
Gwen- Wait really? But why?
Heather- If Noah over there thinks I forgot about his little switcheroo, he's wrong!
(Confessional)
Noah- I knew that would come back to haunt me at some point.
(Confessional ends)
Gwen- Okay then, Duncan?
Duncan- I'm at your service.
(Cut to the finalists and their helpers on the beach)
Chris- Okay! We have our helpers. Now, Gwen and Noah have to stay on their mats and direct their helpers to bring you logs, driftwood, and pineapples that will resemble the parts of your opponent. And to make things a little more rhymey!
(Musical ding)
(Versus)
(Noah and his helpers are red, Gwen and hers are blue)
(The volcano erupts and a giant Noah appears out of it)
(Music Starts)
Noah- "Okay girls, please head straight"
(He throws lightning bolts at them)
"That's it, you're doing great"
"Search through those wood pegs"
"Find me, some long legs"
(Gwen erupts from her volcano and throws lightning)
Gwen- "Come on guys, move it fast"
"Quick, quick, I won't me last"
"Hurry and find wood on those farms"
"To match his dangly arms"
(Gwen and Noah continue to throw bolts)
Gwen/Noah- "I'm gonna win it" (Yeah)
"And you can't take it" (No)
"I'm right here in it" (Yeah)
(The throw a bolt at each other)
"Now move and shake it" (No)
Eva- "Is this foot, big enough"
Noah- Yeah, sure is!
Gwen- "Hey"
Duncan- Hey, is this head square enough!
Harold- Bam! "Now it's Brain vs Blue"
"Noah's smart, and Gwen is too"
"All this agro for the cheddar"
"There's no telling who is better"
(Gwen and Noah both shut him up with a bolt)
Noah- "That's it now, hurry here"
"I need wood for her rear"
"Her butt, is honestly fine"
"A-and Duncan, don't turn me into wine"
(Gwen glares a bit and rolls her eyes)
Gwen- "Get me some boney shins"
"Or really any thing that wins"
"Bring me, a great big hand"
(She picks up Heather in her hand and drops her)
"Move quicker or you're banned"
Gwen/Noah- "I'm gonna win it" (Yeah)
"And you can't take it" (No)
"I'm right here in it" (Yeah)
"Now move and shake it" (No)
Izzy- "Oh wow this looks fun, could use some extra funds"
Noah- "I'll have a mill, what the heck, get a pineapple on that neck"
Gwen/Noah- "I'm gonna win it" (Yeah)
"And you can't take it" (No)
"I'm right here in it" (Yeah)
"Now move and shake it"
"I'm gonna cash it" (Yeah)
"You'll never get it" (No)
"You should trash it" (Yeah)
Noah- "Cause I just did it!"
(Song ends)
(Izzy looks proud, Eva looks the same)
Chris- And Noah takes the lead!
(Gwen looks a bit sad)
Next step, haul your sacrifices to the top of Kilauea and toss her into the volcano! Like so!
(An intern in a suit throws one into the lava and it splashes him)
Yeah, you're gonna wanna watch out for the backsplash. We'll be right back with all the hardcore, lavarific, sizling finale action. Here on Total, Drama, World Tour!
(Commercial Break)
(Fade back in and we see Gwen and Noah holding their statues and Chef wheels in the intern that was burnt)
Noah- Okay, you can't seriously expect us to throw these dummies into a volcano without some kind of safety equipment right?
Chris- As the saying goes, no excruciating pain, no million dollar gain! To help you get your dummies to the top of the volcano, you can use the rewards your teams earned on your behalf in an aftermath lava surfing challenge. Noah gets a wheelbarrow, and Gwen gets a Baby stroller! Noah, for winning the effigy challenge, you get a 20 second head start! So, get going!
Gwen- Seriously? He gets an advantage and a headstart?
(Noah starts running)
Noah- Sorry Gwen, but I gotta take any advantage I get. Later!
(Gwen tries pushing her statue to the stroller)
Gwen- AH! This weighs a ton!
(She throws it in and the stroller breaks)
Gwen- ERR! Seriously!?
Chris- Ah ha ha! Sorry, no stroller for you.
(Gwen growls)
(Cut to Noah pushing his wheelbarrow)
Noah- Whew! I have the lead! I can taste the million already! Tastes like pure gold!
(Noah hears a deep exhale)
What the (Bleep)
(Cut to Gwen carrying her statue)
Gwen If you think, I'm gonna give up, when I'm this close.
Noah- I gotta say, I'm impressed. I wouldn't be able to do that. But I gotta keep my lead.
(He pushes onward but stops and flies forward next to a lava pool)
Um what?
(Lava flies up and Noah jumps back)
Chris- Ha ha, yoohoo! Over here! Check out the look on his face! Ha ha ha!
(Chris and Chef high five)
(Gwen arrives and throws down her statue)
Gwen- You have got to be kidding me!
(Pan across platforms on the pool)
Chris- The only way to the top of the volcano is passed this river of lava! That wheelbarrow probably won't be too helpful.
(Noah sighs)
All you have to do is jump across these stepping stones! Easy pease hot and cheesy! But!
(Pan up to obstacles tied to ropes)
We've rigged a few booby traps to, that's right!
Gwen/Noah- Make things more interesting!
Chris- Chef! A booby demo! If you please!
(Chef cuts a rope and a log slams into a stone)
(Gwen and Noah gasp)
Yeah you really don't wanna get hot by those. Your helpers can either keep them secure, or send them falling! It's your call! And go!
(Noah grabs his statue and puts it behind his back and starts jumping but looks like he's struggling. Gwen is right behind him)
Noah- Uh, feel free to chop away.
Gwen- No, stop them.
Heather- Let us through!
Izzy- Never!
(Eva gets a hand free and chops a rope)
(A safe almost crushes Noah)
Eva- Whoops! Which ropes go to who?
Chris- Chef?
(He shrugs)
He he ha! Nice one!
(Duncan tackles Eva)
Noah- Just keep jumping, don't look down.
Gwen- Gee, never thought of that!
Noah- Sorry, but hey, maybe I'll give you some petty cash?
Gwen- I thought you would at least be respectful.
Noah- I am, I just wanna win.
Heather- Let's just trap him already!
(She cuts a rope and a cage falls on Gwen)
Whops!
Gwen- Nice going!
(Noah runs by)
Noah- Whew! Well good luck, I'll see you at the finish line.
(He starts to run)
Heather- Hey! I thought you hated what Alejandro did! Now you're doing the same thing again!
(He stops)
Noah- Sigh! Maybe you're right.
(He grabs a rope and turns it into a lasso. He wraps it around the cage and starts pulling, Duncan and Heather help. She gets back across)
Gwen- Thanks, I don't know what to say.
Noah- Say nothing. Let's just go.
(They run off)
(Cut to the top of the volcano. The cast is up there all sweaty)
Chris- So, know of any season three wrap parties?
(Chef shrugs and whistles, he walks away)
Here they come!
(Gwen and Noah are running up and Noah is in the lead)
(Noah gets to the top)
Looking for this?
(Noah looks excited)
Noah- Finally, all my work pays off.
(He walks to throw it when someone grabs the other end of the statue)
What the? Al! What are you...
Alejandro- I told you you would never get away with what you did!
Noah- What are you gonna do? Throw me in the volcano? Do it I dare you!
Alejandro- That's not my plan. I want you to watch your victory get taken away right before your eyes.
Noah- Never!
(He goes to fight Al. they get into a brawl on the ground)
(Gwen arrives)
Gwen- What? He hasn't won yet?
(She sees Alejandro and Noah fighting)
Duncan- Gwen go!
Noah- Let go of me you greasy el!
Alejandro- Stop calling me that!
Gwen- Let's just end this.
(She throws in the statue, it almost splashes the contestants)
Yes! Finally!
Chris- And that's a cool million for Gwen! The winner of Total, Drama, World Tour!
(A lot of the cast is cheering)
Alejandro- How does it feel?
Noah- As long as it's not you!
(Gwen opens the case)
Gwen- Wow! It looks so beautiful!
(She takes the case)
Noah- Even though that should have been mine, you did good.
(They share a small high five)
Hawaiian man- You didn't throw any pineapples in the volcano did you?
Hawaiian dude- There are signs everywhere!
(The cast steps aside)
Chris- Oh yeah, they really ruined the shot so we put the human wall there.
(Owen scratches his back with one of them. He notices and puts it down. The Hawaiian guy kicks Blaineley over)
Hawaiian guy- Don't you know what happens when pineapples meet lava?
(The ground starts to shake and the volcano starts to erupt)
Chris- Uh oh.
(Gwen nervously looks around, Feral Ezekiel appears behind her and Gwen turns around and Ezekiel attacks her. The others look confused. Ezekiel tries to pull on the case, but Noah shoulder checks him and Ezekiel falls back and into the volcano. He sinks in)
Gwen- Whoa, that was close.
(Chris, Gwen, and Noah peer over the ledge)
(Noah and Gwen look shocked)
Chris- Wow, didn't see that one coming. Ha ha, Anywho. RUUUNNN!
(The volcano erupts)
(Chris, Gwen, and Noah are seen running and screaming down the volcano with the rest of the cast not far behind. The lava falls down)
Chris- See you next season I guess? Maybe with a whole new cast, cuz let's face it these guys are probably gonna melt.
(Cut to Chris on a boat with Chef)
Chris- Until next time! I'm Chris McLean! And this has been Total Drama!
(A scream is heard and Ezekiel flies through the air and puts a hole in the boat and it starts sinking)
(The cast laughs at them. Lava rocks start falling and they swim away)
Courtney- ER! I swear I will get my money! AHHH!
(She's hit with a massive rock)
...
(Credits)
...
Original Story written by Fresh TV.
New story edits by Derek Phillips.
All characters are based on their TV Counterparts. And the rewrite is in no way cannon to the original story.
Starring the voices of-
Megan Fahlenbock- Gwen
Scott McCord- Owen/Trent
Carter Hayden- Noah
Rachel Wilson- Heather
Emilie-Claire Barlow- Courtney
Drew Nelson- Duncan
Katie Crown- Izzy
Dan Petronijevic- Geoff
Kristin Fairlie- Bridgette
Julia Chantrey- Eva
Christian Potenza- Chris McLean
Brian Froud- Harold
Marco Grazzini- Alejandro
Annick Obonsawin- Sierra
Novie Edwards- Leshawna
Peter Oldring- Cody/Tyler
Stephanie Anne Mills- Lindsay/Katie
Cle Bennett- DJ/Chef Hatchet
Sarah Gadon- Beth
Adam Reid- Justin
Lauren Lipson- Sadie
Carla Collins- Blaineley
(Final Two)
Gwen
Noah
(Winner)
Gwen