Party Animal

"Moon"

"So... are we just going to ignore this?" asked Shego as she and Drakken leaned over their second floor balcony.

The notion of throwing a party... not a villain one as they had their 'Neutral' title to uphold... had been a terrible idea. The mass majority of their friends were very much villains, and while they could put villainy aside for the most part to enjoy a party... it did not alter who they were. Shego watched Drakken look at his watch as they both looked at the moon in tandem.

"It's only a few hours till sunrise and its not like he can go anywhere," shrugged Drakken. He looked over his shoulder, "Amy, how long will this take to wear off?"

DNAmy was leaning on the other side of the balcony where most of the villains had scattered from to hide inside. Save for themselves, DNAmy, Lucre, and Cleopatra. DNAmy looked at the bottle in her hand and shrugged.

"In theory it should only be tonight and then it will get out of his system in a few days at most. Trying the new temporary genetic mergers is all a gamble-"

"So this may not wear off?" glared Cleopatra.

"Yes," laughed Frugal Lucre whom was promptly shoved by Cleopatra. He clung to the balcony, "Hey! Do you want me to get eaten."

"By the second," muttered Drakken. Shego nudged him and smirked.

"If it lasts longer I have another few weeks to correct it," grinned DNAmy, "In the meantime... isn't he adorable!"

"You turned Motor Ed into a werewolf... I don't find that adorable," glared Cleopatra.

Shego focused where the golden dog creature was not taking lapse in their pool.

"Uhg, I can already smell the wet dog," cringed Shego. She looked at Drakken who was looking in curiosity at his cousin, "What?"

"I can't decide if her looks more like a wolf, pit-bull, or golden Labrador?" asked Drakken. He pulled out his phone and tried to take a picture, "Uh, I have to get closer."

Shego grabbed his arm.

"You are not getting mauled by a werewolf," she sighed. A smirk spread across her face, "The life insurance doesn't kick in until next month."

Drakken stared at her and then chuckled.

"Should have gotten better insurance," he whispered in her ear, "Mine kicked in the moment I kissed you at the alter."

Shego snickered and shoved him before sighing.

"We're never hosting one of these again," she watched as werewolf Motor Ed began howling.

"It's not that bad- Eddie! No! Do not pee in the flowers!" yelled Drakken. He growled, "I'm turning on the sprinklers."

Shego watched as her husband stormed into the house before leaning over the balcony to watch. The sprinklers came to life and were promptly mauled, some spinning the werewolf all over the place as he refused to let go of the big one. She watched the flowers spring to life and attempt to cage Motor Ed... which didn't last long.

"Okay fine... no more parties," sighed Drakken, "At least not where we live."

Shego leaned her head against his shoulder as he resumed his sport.

"That sounds fair."

*Falling for home *