"Stupid bitch!" Chuck shouted as he flailed his arms around, trying to ward off another mosquito.
"Just let them take your stupid blood, it'll probably kill them anyways." Sarah smirked over her shoulder, right before she smacked her own face really hard, killing one of the little vampires.
His eyes slowly narrowed at her. "I bet my stupid blood is on your face."
She rolled her eyes as she wiped off whatever the fuck was on her face. "I don't care, I'm immune to the shit you're full of."
"Well, isn't that the sweetest thing ever." Chuck cooed as he took her hand in his, leading them towards the house of Daniel Shaw.
"I'm sure I'll give you a cavity eventually."
"And I will never have it filled." He declared just before he used her hand to smack his own face.
An idea twinkled in her eye as she trailed next to him. "Do you think there's any food left? I pretty much cleared his house out of snacks yesterday."
Chuck shrugged his shoulders. "Knowing him, he's got food hidden inside foo-" A smack to his face cut him off, and he held his face in his free hand. "The fuck was that for, blowup doll?"
She smirked, "I just saved you from a bloodsucker and that's how you thank me? I'm breaking up with you. Dick."
"Bitch." He retorted with his own smirk. "Though I'm glad you finally admit that we're dating."
"Not anymore." She stated, causing him to huff. She just smiled as they continued their way through the woods. She lightly touched the unicorn of her necklace as they walked, a smile appearing on her face. She didn't notice Chuck staring at her in complete adoration.
"What's that creepy look for?" She asked when she did finally look at the boy.
He smirked at her. "It was a consequence of the creepy look that was all over your face."
Chuckling, she smacked his hand away as his finger moved in a circle in front of her face. "For your information, lover boy," he raised an eyebrow at that, "it wasn't a creepy look, it was your standard cliche happy blonde bimbo look."
His head tilted back. "Ah, I see."
"Your look was just creepy." she giggled when he huffed at her.
"You think I'm creepy?" He smirked when she nodded. "Okay then." She didn't even squeal like he thought she would when he stopped and wrapped his arms around her, squeezing both of her ass cheeks and pulling her into him. She just stared at him with excited curiosity swimming in her eyes and he loved that. "I'll show you creepy."
She rose an eyebrow as he bent his head down and pressed his nose against the side of her neck, and rolled her eyes when she both heard and felt his deep inhale as he dragged his nose up her neck. He then tilted his head back and exhaled exaggeratedly. "Are you done?"
He opened his eyes and smirked at her. "Nope." She did squeak this time when he lifted up her arm and tried to breathe in her armpit scent. A smack to his face stopped him though. He just laughed while she crossed her arms and glared at him.
"That is disgusting and I will never look at you the same."
He grinned and grabbed her hand, pulling them forward. "Mission accomplished."
"Congratulations, butt munch."
"Thank you, bukkake queen."
"...Good one."
Sarah hummed as she stepped over a few beer cans out of the many that were littered all over Daniel's yard. "Something serious went down here after we left."
Chuck chuckled. "Yeah, his parties are always lit."
She looked at him. "I'm surprised you didn't want to stay then."
He looked at her like she was stupid. "You were offering me your nonexistent v-card. That beat any and all plans that I might have had that night."
She couldn't help but smile at him. "You're being very sweet today."
"You've given me a cavity, remember? I'm having a sugar overload and I just have to share."
She patted his cheek before entering Daniel's house. "Well keep that shit to yourself from now on."
"Whatever, runaway bitch," he mumbled before slapping her ass.
"That's more like it." She said with a glare, before her eyes widened as she looked at the interior of the house. Bottles and cans were everywhere, a few holes in the walls, and the puke in the house was very pungent.
"Ah." Chuck smiled as he kicked a can across the floor. "One of the main reasons that I'm friends with that emo dick."
"Who are you calling an emo dick?" Daniel asked as he entered the room, rubbing his eyes. "curly crotch."
"Bitch, I will body slam you!"
"I'd like to see you try, cunt cake." He finally opened his eyes to glare at the grinning Chuck.
Sarah held both of her hands up as she walked between the two of them, intent on getting to the kitchen. "I'm just gonna leave you two princesses to dance."
Chuck smirked as he watched her saunter away. When she was gone, his eyes went back to Daniel, who was looking back at him with an eyebrow raised.
"Why the fuck is the black hole of no fucks given here?" He asked as he pointed his thumb to where she just disappeared.
"Watch it, dickface. That's my girl you're talking about."
Daniel's eyebrows rose. "So... if I went up to her and asked if you two were dating, she would say yes?"
Eyes rolling, Chuck replied, "we aren't dating, but she's still my girl, so watch it."
He held up his hands in surrender. "Makes no fucking sense, but fine. Whatever floats your boat I guess."
Casey's eyes cracked open when a cabinet door was slammed shut.
"Motherfucker!" Sarah grumbled as she continued opening and closing cabinet doors in the kitchen. "A whole bunch of cocksucking dick roaches!"
Casey grinned as he lifted his head off the bar counter. His morning just got a lot more interesting. "Who took a shit on your birthday cake?"
She whipped around in surprise and then glared at him. "You did, you walking lightning rod."
Chuckling, he stretched his arm out and curled it around some shot glasses and a bottle of patron, bringing it closer to him. "Have a shot with me."
She smirked, "but it looks like you can't hold your liquor."
He gave her a shark-like grin, holding up a shot glass towards her. "Try me, pussycat."
She huffed at the name and snatched the shot glass out of his hand, the picked up the bottle of patron to pour them both a shot. "You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you like me."
He smirked at her, "let's just say I think you're interesting."
She just stared at him, her frown and glare never wavering to his smirk. Slowly, she set the bottle down and slid his glass towards him. "What should we drink to, cop face?"
He chuckled and raised his glass. "To absentmindedly fucking people's lives up."
She smirked at that and raised her own glass to clank it against his. They both then downed the dreadful liquid, slamming the glasses down with a cringe.
"I see a beautiful friendship blooming here." Sarah raspily stated as she wiped her mouth with the back of her hand.
He grinned at her and filled their glasses back up. "Your turn to toast."
She raised her eyebrows; she was surprised at how the people around here weren't the one and done types that she thought they were. "To unnecessarily having to deal with you people's bullshit."
He cackled before raising his glass. "Touché."
Just as they were throwing back their shots, Chuck and Daniel walked into the room, the latter of the two's eyes bugging out of his head at the two before him. He walked up and angrily snatched the bottle of patron as he looked at the blonde girl. "Who gave you the right to come into my house and steal all my food and liquor?"
Sarah was a bit taken back at his hostility. "Well fuck you, bitch."
"Hey, hey, hey!" Chuck stepped between them with raised hands, then placed his arms around their shoulders. "I think you two need a little bonding time."
The two looked at each other, arms crossed and with skepticism in their eyes. "Why?" They both asked in unison, causing them to glare at each other.
"Aww come on." Chuck groaned and then smirked at Daniel. "Guess who just got a new shipment in from Costa Gravas?"
Daniel's eyes widened at that, as did Casey's. "You're kidding."
Chuck shook his head with a laugh. "Nope, I got the text this morning."
"Hell yeah!" Casey cheered as he stood up from the bar stool. " Let's go get our bonding on."
"Yeah okay." Daniel chimed in a slightly happy voice. Chuck laughed and clapped their backs before he went to go find the others.
Sarah just looked at them all like they were aliens. Her eyes went to Casey since he was the last one still in the room. "The fuck is going on?"
Casey nudged her shoulder as he moved past her. "Trust me, doll face, you're gonna love it." She just shrugged her shoulders and decided to follow the idiot brick road.
"Come on, Rina! We're going to test a new shipment."
Carina's eyes snapped to the voice in surprise and she saw Chuck, Sarah, Daniel, Casey, Forrest, and Ellie all about to leave. "Coming!" She excitedly shouted before pulling out her phone to take a picture of what was on the TV. She chuckled to herself and murmured under her breath, "missing princess Walker, looks like you've been found." She then turned off the TV to run after her friends.
Sarah let out a hum of contentment as her head tilted back and all her stress went away. She was sitting under a tree, leaning against her elbows as she watched Chuck, Carina, and Forrest play on what seemed to be an abandoned playground in the park they had gone to. "I never pegged you all for junkies." She said to Casey, who was sitting next to her, smoking a blunt.
He passed it to her, grinning when she accepted it. "Nothin wrong with God's natural herb, sweet cheeks."
"I never said there was." She croaked as the smoke flew out of her lungs. After a few coughs, she continued. "You're just all a bunch of spoiled rich kids."
"You really think you got us all figured out, don't you?" Daniel chimed in as he sat down and grabbed the fucking blunt out of her hands.
She kept her hand in the same position it was in before he stole what was in it, and side glared the boy. "Am I a vampire or some bug type of shit?"
They both looked at her like she was crazy, but Casey was the one who spoke up. "...Why?"
"Because!" She huffed. "You hate my guts, oh malevolent eternal." Daniel glared at her as she pointed at him. "And for no goddamn reason. What the fuck man?"
"You're a fucking bitch." He retorted.
She pursed her lips as she stared at him, ignoring the whistle that came out of Casey's lips. "That kind of hurts." She sat up and crossed her arms under her chest, mumbling "buttmunch."
For some reason, maybe it was Casey's cackling, but Daniel actually cracked a smile. "Alright. Give me one good reason that you've been mean as fuck to us since we first came up to you, then I might try to not hate you."
She sucked in a breath through her nose. "Do you want the honest answer or the fucked-up answer?"
His eyebrows creased. "Uh, the hones-"
"Times up!" She interrupted. "It's gonna be honestly fucked up either way I say it."
Daniel just waved his hand in the air in an 'of fucking course' way as the other two just started laughing. "I don't get why ya hate her man." Casey chuckled. "I think she's hilarious and refreshing."
She held her palm out towards Casey as she grinned at Daniel. "Why can't you be more like him?"
He rolled his eyes as he took another hit. "Just give me the fucking story...I mean reason...fuck."
She chuckled at him. "I guess your dillhole's full of feathers."
He slowly turned to stare at the woman. "...What?" Casey just kept laughing.
"Cuz you're a fucking lightweight." She broke into another fit of giggles, partially due to the continuous laughter of the lightning rod beside her. It was contagious.
"Jesus Christ. Just answer the damn question woman!" He slightly shouted, but didn't really have the energy to shout completely.
She sighed as she wiped a tear from her eye. "Fine. My dad killed himself and he was rich so the adoption agencies want the money. I ran away so I could keep my money when I turn 21. I've been trying to stay anonymous wherever I go cuz the cops are looking for me and shit, so here come all of you guys one day just decided to up and ask me a bunch of questions about myself, so yeah, I got a little defensive. I don't want my name thrown around all willie nillie ya know."
Daniel narrowed his eyes at her. "So why not just use another name?"
She stared at him for good, long minute, then looked at the ground. "Well damn."
He rolled his eyes and muttered, "bimbo."
She reciprocated his eye roll with one of her own. "That doesn't give you the right to be a colossal dick muncher though."
"You started it."
Before she could reply, and before she could see the small smile on his lips, she caught the sight of blue flashing lights in her peripherals, and that could only mean one thing. "Oh shit!" She scrambled up to her feet and began booking it to the tree line behind them.
"Oi! Where are you going?!" Casey shouted at her.
"The pigs are sniffing!" Was her shouted reply before she disappeared.
The two boys shared a confused look before they heard the 'woop woop' from the distance and their heads snapped to the noise to see two cops getting out of their car and heading towards them. "Oh shit." They said in unison, Daniel immediately putting the blunt out and stuffing it in his shoe.
From the playground, Chuck immediately went on the defense and scanned around for Sarah. When he couldn't see her, his eyebrows scrunched and he beelined it to where he had last seen her sitting. "Where is she?"
"She took off, man." Daniel answered him. "The girl doesn't like pigs."
His eyebrows rose as Carina and Forrest came up behind him, Ellie closing her book and getting up from her secluded spot under a tree. "Did she tell you why?"
"Yyyup." Daniel drawled as him and Casey finally stood up.
Chuck crossed his arms over his chest. "Fuck I miss her already." The whole group rolled their eyes, but immediately straightened when the two cops approached them.
"Good afternoon, kids." The first with a brown mustache and a barrel of a belly greeted. The skinny one behind him just tipped his head in greeting.
"Good afternoon." They all unanimously murmured, not really wanting to talk to these guys, especially since they were all high as kites.
"What brings you all out here?" The man questioned.
"Does it matter?" Casey asked, glaring when Forrest swatted his arm.
"We're just hanging out together officer."
"Uhuh." The man continued as he pulled out a flyer from his pocket and unfolded it, holding it up for them to see. "Have anyone of you seen this girl around here?"
All of them instantly recognized the girl on the flyer as Sarah. Chuck noticed Carina about to speak up, so he quickly elbowed her to try and keep her quiet. He ignored her glare even though it was about to burn a fucking hole through his skull. "Nah, never seen her before." He shrugged his shoulders.
The man looked at Carina for a while, having noticed that little interaction. "Are you positive?"
"She doesn't look familiar." Carina mumbled. The others echoing their agreement.
The man breathed in through his nose. "Very well, you kids be safe out here. If you do see her or hear anything about her, you know what number to call." He chuckled at his own joke as he turned to leave. "Her name is Sarah Walker."
"Will do officer." They all mumbled out. As soon as the cops finally pulled away, they sighed in relief.
"What fucking dicks." Casey mumbled.
"This is bullshit!" Chuck shouted as he began walking towards the trees.
"Where are you going Chuck?" Carina called after him.
"Home! Fuck! Goddamnit! This is bullshit!"
Ellie patted Carina's shoulder. "He'll be okay, don't worry."
"That's not what I'm worried about." She grumbled under her breath.
Daniel and Casey just looked at each other and shrugged before they re-lit their blunt.
"Reveal yourself woman!" Chuck shouted as he closed his front door, eager to see his unicorn.
"Reveal your own goddamn self you butt plug!"
He grinned as he followed her beautiful voice into the kitchen, only to roll his eyes when he saw her eating an entire bowl of spaghetti. "Fat ass bitch."
She stopped chewing to point her fork at him. "Fuck you biotch!"
He chuckled and walked up behind her, grabbing her tits from behind and planting a kiss on the side of her neck, making her squeak and almost choke.
"You could've killed me asshole."
"You'll live, tender box."
Her eyebrow rose. "Explain that one please."
He grinned, "because you light my fire, baby."
She made a puking noise, almost puking for real, and shoved his face away from her. "Go to hell you fucking scratch and sniff."
He chuckled and moved to sit down at the table, laying his head in his hand. "I have a plan."
"Oh god no." She groaned. "That's it, the world is ending. I fucking knew it!"
"You're getting a new identity."
Her eyebrows rose as she just stared at him. "Oh, what the fuck ever."