Time Of Your Life

by xXxbloodyristsxXx

This is a parody fic I wrote while pretending to be Tara Gilesbie in 2011-12. I was about 13 at the time; hence, it's spectacularly unfunny. Still, some fans had been begging for it to be reposted, so here I am, almost a decade later, obliging. Alabaster Dark'ness Denouement Crimson Smith falls into the Naruto world. Goffic shenanigans ensue. Eye-bleeding spelling abounds.

11. Chapter 11

N: i wont b updating over thxgiving brake or xmas brake but ill update a lot btween dem k? TY 4 DA GOOD REVIEWS GOFFS!1!11! keep on reviweing k?1!1/1

wen we wkoe up we looked at da clokc and saw dat we were suposd 2 have been at da training grounds an hour ago . we sed bye 2 gaara den ate bfast. den we walked2 da training gruonds. kakakashii waz not dere.

"he'z always late" i sed

"yah" naruito agreed

sakura smelled ironikally den rolled her eyes.

den kaakkakshi jumped out of a tree. we all skreeched in shok. "ok u have 2 get dese bells froom me bfore da timer goes off at noon! if u dun get a bell den u cant eat lunch!"

i waz nt worried since i new a lot of jutus from da scroll in ma house nad i brought a bottle of bloood with me.

"ready s4t go!" kakakakahi yelled den ran off hiz man boobs jiggling.

i ran after him den did a shdow clone jutus and made hundresd of clones nad narutoi did it too. we attaked Kkakashi but he turned n2 a log den he ran away. but then sasusdike attacked him wit a cheedorii. den me an narutio rasenganed him. den i did torture jutsus on kakakashi cuz im a sadist. he waz screeming and begin us 2 stop but we jus laffed. sakura kicked dirt in hiz eyes. den we all goot a bell and went 2 da timer.

kakahsi glared at us but we stuk our middle fingers up at him. den i sed "we passed u cant deny it"

"i no" he glared and walked of wit hiz fat rolls jiggling.

we giggled nad pointed at him. den i drank ma bottle of blood but i waz still hungry. soo we went 2 icheerakoos ramen place. i had ramen wit blood instead of broth.

den we wlaked 2 a park and had fun scarring da little kids wit our teeth. it waz very fun. den we chased eat odder around da slides nad ran 2 da swings. we did swing trix like jumping off and doing a flip or running up nad jumping over some1 else swinging. we did da las lot of kids and scared dem.

den we went 2 da woods and every1 but naroto went away. he kissed me den we leaned against a tree. we started 2 make out. i took off ma black lacy thongs nad see through bar. den he put hiz thinge in ma wetness nad we did it.

den we herd a screem nad we saw a little gurl wit pigtails watching us. she ran away screeming.

i laughed den we put our clothes on. i waz wearing a black tanktop over a ripped pink fishet shirt and a black mini. i was also wearing black platform bots wit swear word ritten on dem in pink cursive. i put ma hair in a ponytail wit a blak ribbon dat had pink skulsl on it. den i touched up ma makeup, pink iShadow, blak lipstick, white foundation.

den me nad naroitu went 2 find sakura nad agara nad sasuieik. den narouto asked us if we wanted 2 go 2 a good charalotte concert that nite. we did.

we got reddy den left. we were moshing 2 gc songs den… suddenly… A MAN APPEARED ON STAGE! IT WAZ OROOCHEEMAROO!