Chapter Fourteen: The final showdown
"Wakey wakey", said Lucian.
"Are we there yet?", Jar Jar asked sleepily.
"Yes", Lucian replied enthusiastically, "we are finally here."
The ship orbited the planet for the next few hours while Jar Jar was getting some extra sleep. Lucian Bystander was walking up and down the main room getting more and more frustrated every second.
Jar Jar then walked into the main room to see a huge wasteland of a planet.
"Is this really the planet my clone is on?", Jar Jar asked.
"Yes", Lucian replied, "Ive been here a few times before and I am just shocked as the what has happened to this planet. It used to be a beautiful planet full of green grass; waterfalls; forests; dragons; elves; and hobbits. Now it is just a wasteland. Anyway, I am going to land the ship now."
"Wait", Jar Jar said desperately, "do you have any lightsabers on this ship. What if we need to fight him on the ground?"
"Don't worry", Lucian said calmly, "I have over fifty different lightsabers on this ship. You can take whichever colour you like."
"I would like a red lightsaber", said Jar Jar.
"No problem", said Lucian, "no problem."
Meanwhile, on the planet, Jar Jar's clone was now a giant looking over his slaves who were building enormous statues of him. Whenever a slave made a mistake, they would simply be crushed to death by the clones giant fist.
The clone then let out a huge roar.
"That is the biggest gungan i've ever seen in my life", whispered Lucian in fear of being heard by the clone.
"He must have used the force to get this large", said Jar Jar also whispering.
Lucian then flew the ship behind the clone so he wouldn't see them.
"Okay", said Lucian, "fire!"
Two blasts then came out of the ship, hitting the clone in the back.
The clone then roared in pain and almost fell to the ground but managed to get up and continue walking like nothing had happened.
"Its not working", said Jar Jar, "should we use power blast?"
"Only use power blast in the most desperate situation", said Lucian.
Jar Jar fired at the clone again but, like last time, it did no damage.
"Okay", Jar Jar said impatiently, "we need to use power blast. Simple blasts won't do anything."
Jar Jar then saw his clone turn around, so he quickly ducked down and hid behind his chair.
However, Lucian Bystander wasn't as lucky as the clone looked directly into his eyes, causing him to fade out of existence.
The ship then came plummeting to the ground but right before it hit the ground, Jar Jar took control of the ship and flew the ship higher. The clone looked up in surprise but didn't wish Jar Jar out of existence as he didn't know he was piloting the ship.
Jar Jar was in shock that Lucian Bystander has been killed but he had no time to mourn as he had to kill his clone.
"Okay clone", Jar Jar said epically, "its time to die."
Jar Jar then pushed the button that read power blast and then a huge flame of energy hit Jar Jar's clone in the back.
The clone then let out one huge roar before collapsing to the ground and turning back to his normal size.