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SHIELD
10:00 – Monday – 17/07/2016
Harry stood at the back of the main office of the barracks that was shield HQ, since Ophelia could pretty much go anywhere she wanted without needing to know first where it actually was and she then teleported right on top of her Wanda and himself. Panic had ensued but Ophelia was totally calm and controlled and facing down a lot of guns asked to speak to Phil Coulson and then just waited.
It was seriously classy in his opinion and now she'd talked her way into the office and Phil was quizzing her hard and fast on her intentions what had happened to The Russian and Harry's Cliffe Notes he was rather intent on that and Ophelia was pleading ignorance on that, if it came to it he would make a convincing copy and give them that to shut them up, maybe.
But she had that totally in hand and Wanda was feeling VERY protective of her best friend right next to her, despite the fact that Wanda was one of the world's most wanted Phil Coulson didn't seem all that interested in trying his luck against an ex-avenger.
But Harry was rather distracted. One of Ophelia personal heroes was at the back, a silent heavy hitter just in case. Ophelia was very impressed with the nearly negligent way Daisy Johnson had flattened Lady Hydra and Harry was rather interested in meeting an actual inhuman and a rather famous one at that.
Only issue was that his empathy was telling him she was in a lot of pain.
He edged his way next to her and for moment did nothing.
He did then put up a strong notice me not ward and then waited for it to happen. There was something about him that all woman couldn't resist if he wasn't actively blocking it. His dad called it 'Carnal Fascination' and it got him laid a LOT on that alone.
So he didn't think Daisy would ignore that either. Then she fidgeted and then finally looked at him, he looked back and said, "I once had a fight with something that every single time it hit me; every bone in my entire body broke and reformed. And I took it over and over again. Yet my empathy, which I am sorry I can't help, tells me you are in enough pain to make ME wince!"
Daisy shrugged, then touched her arms. "When I use my power every time the bone's in my arms shatter."
"Ouch" Harry said with feeling "and yet this pain that makes me wince isn't even puckering that pretty brow. I am deeply impressed"
"Urh..thanks" she shot him a very nice smile and then seemed to think he was done.
"I am with, Ophelia."
"Is that what she's calling herself now?" She snorted.
"No...that's what she has always used don't confuse Ophelia for the robots or even madam hydra she knows all they did and has their memories, but when she came out of the people printer she was a brand new being with a bright shiny un-blemished soul, you can't blame her for what Aida did or what the Frame work god did, that you flattened like a bug"
Daisy smirked
"You are one of her personal goddesses for taking out that thing so fucking easily. She was in total control of the frame work nothing should've remotely threatened her and bang you came along and damn near killed her if she hadn't cheated, but even then the rules had to be followed, and she was taken out and broken by a single flex of your abilities!"
Daisy smiled, "So yeah Ophelia the human that remembers how that felt isn't holding ill will for that in fact. But she is not easily impressed and you are a personal hero."
"Well that's...oddly flattering!"
"Yeah and I love her like crazy she is one of my favorite people I've ever met, sure...when I met her she was screaming like a banshee in pain of utter rejection, one of the first emotions she felt for real was one of the most painful things a human being can feel."
"Huh"
"And now look at her, I got her off defcon one and...now with all her own work she is seriously the most classy controlled person I know in some ways the strongest and never doubt the body she got put into. I don't like your chances if you try that again, but I feel the pain her hero is in and I can do something about it and since I adore her I will do something about it because she wouldn't like you being hurt."
"Why?"
"She's a very caring woman, you all saw her brand new and at the worst possible moment you could and she broke out of the cage she walked into off her own free will to get away from Fitz who just made her feel something she badly needed to make stop"
Daisy winced. "So come with me I don't want your boss to l know I'm anything but hired muscle!"
"So, she has a man that fought a thing that hit so hard it broke you every time and I note you are still here and you healed instantly, you said?" Daisy said
"Yep"
"And you are playing muscle yeah...I can't do anything against the red head huh"
"That girl went through the Avenger's mostly like tissue paper"
"Okay and anyway I've been known to not think straight around men as hot as you" she said then made a motion for him to proceed her.
He didn't take her far, just outside and away from the eyes of her boss, "Okay for one moment this is gonna hurt...then I'm going to activate the gene that should be stopping this and make your bones negate the force anyway."
"Wow..." she winced them slowly a drop dead gorgeous smile went over her face and she made a truly orgasmic sound of relief. "OH GODDDD" she said with feeling "That feels so fucking good!"
"I've heard that a time or to!"
"I just bet you have, and I'm feeling VERY grateful right now...if you asked for something that would normally I might not do on duty...you will get it!"
"Now that seems like you want for me to ask that something."
"I am really grateful" she said her eyes outright begging for it suddenly. "This is real right, it wont just break the next time I use my ... abilities"
"Actually you have likely been holding back you can really let rip now!"
"Yeah I'm really hoping you, might maybe ask for something to go maybe in my mouth...I'm partial to doing that to insanely hot guys that solve the biggest issue I have"
"Okay...but I don't just want to get it sucked"
"You are offering to fuck me"
"Oh hell yeah and.. I can control time too no one will even notice you aren't at your post and I get to play with you for a while!"
"Oh I would've said yes without the time shit now...it's a hell yeah do anything the fuck you want to me!"
"Oh now, you just turned me the fuck on"
Daisy looked like it was her birthday.
SHIELD
10:00 – Monday – 17/07/2016
Daisy limped serenely back into Phil's office having just had hours of the most intense and amazing sex of her entire life with a man that had fixed the biggest issue she had. Her arms always hurt like hell but she had to use her abilities to do her job, every time she did it her arms hurt again and again and more and more so Gemma was literally running out of ways to heal her and whammo that god of a man that's there calmly waiting for the meeting to actually end, turns out to be so powerful he just healed her like it was nothing.
So, she had to admit she had a weakness for crazy good looking men at the best of times so she make an outright offer and he didn't refuse her and then turned it around on her and made her entire sexual experiences to date look shit. She literally was willing to do anything, absolutely anything to say thank you for what he did and his idea of a thank you was just having sex with her. So he was officially her favorite person ever and she was complimented pink.
Oh, he got his dick sucked! She made a hell of an effort to give the best head she ever did do...and she liked doing it at the best of times, and he fucking loved it and then! Returns the favour which never happened.
Then Daisy was wondering how she could keep him and he unlocked time and she knew she knew she had better get back to work. With two women he felt confident enough to let take the flack and not worry about them. So Daisy was well aware she would be pissing in the wind, but that was Phil and she loved him.
"Urh...Sk...Daisy...you okay" Phil broke off from his interrogation to check on the creepy big smile she was wearing she was sure.
"Oh yeah AC, 'A' okay" she blurted totally like it was just them back on the bus forgetting for a moment that shit had gotten real and she was talking to the most powerful man in the organisation and not her father figure.
Then he looked really surprised and shot her a smile that she decided that maybe she was going to start to call him that again, not in front of the others but they did spend private time together.
"Wow, you've not called me that in a long time!"
"Sorry boss" Daisy said realizing it wasn't remotely professional. But her entire body was singing right then and she was high on endorphins and not in pain for the first time in a very long time.
"No...its okay" Phil said then his work face slipped back on but the redhead turned back and looked at her and had a very knowing smirk.
A smirk that Daisy shot right back at her!
Same time, elsewhere on the base.
"Wow!" A fellow English voice disturbed Gemma from her work, and she turned and was faced with a god of a man that made her hand go right to her hair.
"Urh...who are you?" She asked, trying not to blush. He was looking at her in a way that was making it very hard to think.
"I'm code name Omega...I'm on the books...new," He told her, "Or Harry...if you like." he added with a big smile.
"Oh...then welcome but this is a restricted area I'm afraid." she said wishing she didn't have to. Right then she knew she had a boyfriend but his name was just gone!
"I'm not in the area!" He pointed out his smile was very flirty and making Gemma start to purr in a very feminine part of her soul. He was ridiculously handsome and he was looking at her like she was the attractive one.
She was feeling very complimented and finding it hard to send him away. Precious few men had been really attracted to her over the years, she wasn't not beautiful she hoped, but she was bookish and way smarter than any of them other than...whatshis name.
"Urh...I...you said wow! The technology here is impressive I guess."
"What technology" he said "Oh hey it's a lab!"
"Urh...then was impressed you enough to say that."
"You!"
She went pink, "Excuse me?"
"I think you are very attractive!"
"Oh wow" she said. "You're not shy are you!"
"No, when I see a woman as amazing as you I am not stupid enough to leave it to chance I'll meet them again, I will do what I can to get close to them and prey they like me back"
"Do they ever not?" she said seriously.
"Loads of times!"
"Very stupid women" she felt she had to say.
"Does that mean you like me too?" He said with a hopeful note to his voice. Making it seem like he was the lucky one and right then she had the crazy notion to jump him.
"So do you?" He pressed gently, a hopeful smile on his face
"Oh very much yes; alas, I think, I have a boyfriend!"
"You think?" he said confused.
"I have to admit looking at you I can't for the life of me remember his name!"
"Well okay I suppose it makes sense a woman like you has a boyfriend, you are exceptional!"
"Dear god, do you really think that?" She said reading it on his face.
"Yep!"
"Wow, I am so complimented right now. I think maybe you made my entire year."
"Well you know 'boyfriend' is only a temporary thing. I think, personally, if he is a boyfriend of more than a year...maybe he doesn't know what he's got."
"I only just got him back," Gemma said. Somehow she was sharing with him and she wasn't sure why, but it was kind of right too, this was a god of a man. He was a literal Adonis who was out and out trying to get her. She was very tempted.
"I don't want to pry...but you seem like you doubted that you had him for a while?"
"Yes...there was another woman, I mean sort of, it was complicated."
"His head turned away from you...wow she must have been insanely attractive to make him not be happy with you, of all women!"
"She was rather." She said dryly. "Super beautiful!"
"Smart, funny and you seem to run this lab that I didn't notice until you pointed it out!"
"All of the above, I hope!"
"Wow, okay well huh, some men are really weird. I mean I get seeing woman that you admire, that's basic guy stuff. It goes though your head and then it's done. Then if it was me, I would look beside me and see you and think...no I'm very happy with what I've got."
"You are really making me feel very attractive, have you seen a mirror in your life?"
"I'm not sure what you mean" he said innocently.
"Dear god a beautiful man that hasn't got a giant ego. Where have you been all my life?"
"That's easy, waiting to meet you!"
"Oh wow and he's charming too, you just aren't fair to the female race, don't tell me? You're as dumb as a rock"
"I have 196 IQ actually."
"That's higher than mine, that's higher than...thingy!"
"Seems to me if you can't remember his name...maybe if I come in there I might not be sent away."
"Please don't!" She said, "He cheated fine… But I won't sink to his level. No matter how much I want to right now."
"I'm sorry, you obviously have a lot of honour. He's very lucky, and in my opinion plain doesn't deserve you."
"Maybe you are right...but I do love him."
"Seems to me you love him more than he loves you...there has to be equality in a relationship. You're an amazing woman who stayed true to him against extreme provocation and I officially really like you, and hate him, MORE. Because I know exactly who he is and I came here to enact revenge on that fucker. Only to find the girl he picked is fucking goddess in her own right. So I'm sorry Gemma - I did you wrong, and just for the record I do know the other woman and wow you are just as attractive and awesome as my beloved Ophelia! Of course, I am going to extract my revenge one way or another, amazing Gemma, he will pay. I just can't use you to do it! He really doesn't deserve you... you are fucking awesome and I haven't lied at all during this!"
Gemma blinked, "So...you were going to, what, seduce me to get revenge on Fitz for hurting her."
"No...I wanted to seduce you because I honestly find you very attractive. I was going to do something way nastier than that. So far that slippery bastard has dodged the bullet five times already today and I'm starting to think maybe just punching him is the only option that won't hurt some one innocent!"
"Please don't you're huge, you would kill him" Gemma said "I find I still trust you and you look like you really do want me!"
"More now than ever. I am very attracted to awesome!"
"Dear god I want you!"
"I won't even tell him" he offered
"Even now..." she asked.
"I find I want you, period. I am unused to not getting women I want...it's a unique experience"
Gemma chewed her lip. "I have really been doubting myself since that day, yes he chose me but...she's goddess!"
"I love her very, very much, and I am not lying when I say if he wasn't going to chose her I now get why he chose you. He's free to love anyone he wants, that was never my issue. Although until I met you, I thought he was raging idiot, I will admit. But now I get it. But he must've noticed that goddess who didn't know how to hide her emotions was hanging on his every word, and had been showing all the indications of an infatuated woman. She was brand new and those emotions programmed into Madam Hydra carried in to her. He could've been a lot more caring to a brand new being, and THAT is why I am going to make him hurt. I met her seconds after she lost her shit!"
Gemma was rapt on his words, this was a perspective she had ever heard and she'd watched the whole thing. But she too had been hanging on his next words not realizing she wasn't the only one. She'd been so bloody elated he'd chosen her over the goddess she hadn't stopped to think what the other woman felt like.
"I'm empathic, so when her teleport dropped her in my lap, lighting flying all over the place with her screaming like a banshee. I felt very much exactly what she was feeling and it was so much pain. I nearly went to my knees. New, never had real emotions and the first thing she gets is flat rejection, its gonna hurt. Somehow I got through to her and now she is the most controlled Zen being I ever met. Who, I go out of my way to make laugh, because she's so controlled it is a minor miracle when it escapes her iron control and she laughs. She scared herself too you know, anywhere else you would all of been fucked. But she lands on my super fucking protected home bypassing all the protections altogether. So I did everything I could to make her better and I fell for her brand new, only now three week's old self. I was fairly convinced I'd do anything to right the pain caused, only to run into a pretty good reason he didn't chose her. So I am sorry, I was going to use you to do that. But I hope you understand I did it out of love!"
"I think that you like me enough not to use me anyway makes me wonder who got the best end of that deal!" Gemma said.
"Well I did. I got to help her get control she approaches each new experience now with a sort of innocent wonder I find deeply compelling. I've seen the world though her eyes now and it is all new"
"Crap" Gemma said. "and now I want you!"
"Excuse me?"
"If you come anywhere near me I'm yours."
Harry walked into the lab and grabbed her waist and kissed her, in that exact moment Fitz was fucked and he wasn't a bad man he just hurt the wrongperson.
Gemma pulled him towards a nearby surface and just let herself be swept away in the insanely gorgeous man who was kissing her stupid.
SHIELD
12:00 – Monday – 17/07/2016
The Darkholme was an issue that Director Coulson wasn't going to be shifted on; Wanda realized. She was tempted to make him think he was ten years old to stop the damn argument.
She had, after all, done worse for amusement since gaining her abilities. Also, thanks to Harry's continuing education and the effect of the wand on her core, she didn't need to even make contact any more.
Suddenly a familiar book was placed onto Phil's desk by Harry's arm shifting between herself and Ophelia.
"So you did have it." Phil Coulson said, aggrieved.
"No...Harry did" Ophelia said "It's his damn book."
Phil looked at the very good looking but otherwise so far un-assuming man, "Your book?"
"I'm afraid so. My little Cliffe Notes has no inherent power, I know you're very scared of it...but it's just a conduit. It has some nifty tricks I'm proud of, but it's the people that used it that were dangerous. You don't blame the internet for having the anarchist cookbook do you?"
"This has caused untold destruction, killer robots and a power source that would majorly screw the planet." Phil said seriously.
"No...it is just a book Mr Coulson. It has a feature that it will show what the person using the book wants to know...they did that! Seriously ask it 'The best way to polish those shiny shoes of yours'...I'm serious! Because I'm showing you I have it, but you don't get to take it, you really have no authority over me I assure you"
"So..I just look up..."
"No.. think 'Show me the best way to shine my shoes' then open the book."
"And this is the Darkholme itself?"
"I like your suspicious nature, but after we'll ask it something a bit more esoteric," Harry smiled.
Phil did it then laughed, "Well I'll be hung" he looked at Harry "People have died to get their hands on this book."
"On thing it seems to have...bad luck. It probably got that from its maker"
"Oh I'd like to hit them!"
"Go right ahead, I'll let you have one free Mr Coulson, but it well hurt you more than me" Harry said.
"You... you made this thing, it's really old!"
"I'm a tonne older Mr Coulson, I'm not saying how old, no one ever believes me!"
"If you made this, why are you telling me you have it."
"Because Mr Coulson, I can protect it. I didn't have my vault when I made this now I do and a ship that is pretty much uncrackable to anything but Ophelia. Who frankly you are being kind of a prick too, and she's just taking it with a smile"
"Yes, I had noticed that she's a very different woman than the one that broke out of our supposedly uncrackable cells"
"And landed in my lap...very lucky day for me" Harry said.
Ophelia shot him an adoring look.
"Fine...I was pushing her I will admit, and I'm very impressed that she has just sat there calmly smiling at me. I saw the life in her eyes and several times a lot of gentle amusement. She is nothing like the killer robots that were unleashed on us and I'm fine with her. I don't honestly think she's a threat."
Ophelia blessed him with a smile, "Thank you Director!"
"Thank You! For not being insane and you can call me Phil" he said. "But this... this is dangerous. I've seen what it leaves in its wake. I think I can get it out of this dimension."
"Yeah...I can get it out of the universe."
"Urh...how there is only one!"
"A common misconception" Harry said dryly. "I wasn't born even slightly close to this universe!"
"Okay that's...mind blowing, but I protect this world and that book as perhaps innocent as to what it shows, is very dangerous because it will tell you what you want to know. Frankly, some people shouldn't get that at all. They aren't morally or mentally capable of using what they learn"
"Okay...you're impressing me, but this book is mine. So, I will show you where I'm putting it, final offer, and bear in mind I only usually let those I love and trust into my home like this"
"Them I am honoured and yes if its secure I'll stop bitching!"
Harry smiled, "Prepare to be mind blown Director!" and the pair of them left
"Where did Harry take AC?" Daisy asked softly
The two turned to her and showed the exact same knowing smile,
"Oh...I bet he fucking have a lot of fun with you...what he do to stop you being so fucking serious though, that I don't get" Wanda said with a big smile.
"He fixed me so I don't break every bone in my arm when I use my abilities. It was always insanely painful but I had to keep using them. I am a protector, my pain was perhaps a small price to pay to be able to stop the next bad guy to want to end the world or hurt those that didn't deserve it" Daisy answered honestly.
"Oh wow, you are fucking awesome!" Wanda said, "Cuz, I only met one other person ever that meant those words as much as you! He would really like you...maybe finally he finally find some love!"
"Oh...who the hell is it!" Daisy laughed.
"Captain America!" Wanda said proudly.
Daisy went pink, "I...am not!"
"You are, you really are...he the only Avenger that I was in awe of. Most of the rest whiny fucking pussies. Okay Clint awesome too, but Cap, he is a fucking god!"
Daisy was bright red and oh hey feeling ten foot tall!
"Bet Harry really liked you, you really pretty too!"
Daisy smiled a big smile.
"I think I be seeing a lot of you now" Wanda said seriously. "I'm looking forwards too it too, and Harry has taken your AC-Daddy-man to the safest place in the entire universe so don't you worry girly he is totally safe and Harry must like him too or else he just kill him to shut him up."
"Urh..."
"Harry is very old and doesn't suffer fools like at all" Ophelia said softly
"And he hate Fitz a lot" Wanda said with an evil grin.
Daisy paled "Urh...can I do anything?"
"You really pretty, maybe you keep him amused, and he will not just end him."
"Well shit that I'd do for free!"
"Ohhh I like you girly, and you are my best friends goddess!"
Ophelia nodded her total agreement. "You totally owned the goddess of the frame work right in the base of her power."
"I just sent her out the window...that's all!"
"It should not have been possible for her not to see that coming, seriously she was tracking every mote of dust in that framework and even watched you powerless with a great sense of amusement."
"Then you get your Mojo back and WHAM!" Wanda filled in.
"You shouldn't be so defined by what you can do...but somehow you totally broke the frame works rules. You got hit by terro-genesis and yeah you got your powers back...oh and a fucking heal and make over in there. Blam it's like somehow, a theatrical routine that was like not even remotely important, suddenly made you the hero in a big dramatic way...blam a program that was tracking every single thing in that damn frame work was suddenly flattened, it was damn right epic that's what it was...and yeah! You are my personal goddess for breaking the framework!" Ophelia said emphatically.
Daisy smiled "Well if nothing else today has been amazing for my ego. First that god not only fixes me up he takes me up on my offer of a thanks and thinks me being with him is a reward itself"
"Yeah Harry really likes you...me think you will get a chance to do that again a lot!" Wanda said.
"God I hope so." She said with feeling, then added, "Wow, well thank you...ego-boost city!"
Living room, Dog Star
20:00 – Monday – 17/07/2016
Daisy appeared in a living room and looked around.
Then Wanda spotted her "See! I fucking told you!" she laughed.
Daisy went a little pink because Wanda had been very accurate. Harry and invited her to spend some time with his family. Daisy literally couldn't say no to that. Now she was seeing Ophelia relaxed, literally her hair was down. Wanda was waving her hands around as she was talking to an insanely beautiful red head and she realized she'd been invited into a room of beautiful and powerful.
"Okay," she said and Harry smiled at her and made her head buzz but she squared her shoulders and walked in to the room, finding herself next to Ophelia. She kind of felt safe there oddly enough, because she had been paid a hell of a compliment by a woman that had hit their inhuman proof cell that had turned back some insanely strong beings, and won, hands down.
"I feel insanely complimented that Harry seems to think I belong in this company. That is one of the most powerful avengers. You are...we don't even know what the hell was put into you but we know its powerful and I get the distinct impression that tiny redhead is one of the most dangerous here because she doesn't look remotely dangerous."
"Then my dear you are as intelligent as you are impressive." Ophelia laughed, "You need to watch yourself with Clary, she likes pretty and you are very, and she also really likes powerful and you were mentioned once to her by the fact you can make a mountain move and her eyes lit up."
"Yeah..maybe I can actually do that.. but it would really fuck over the world if I did" Daisy retorted.
"Having the power doesn't mean you have to use it. By sheer destructive ability I am second to Harry, even if I have yet to really chart what Leopald added. Who was dedicated to me and focused, well he's rather more impressive when he's that."
"Yeah...but I think Harry is maybe going to make that a moot point and I don't know how to stop him. Harry adores you, you can see it in his eyes when he looks at you, he did it just then...but its a whole different thing when he looks at Wanda."
"He is utterly in love with Wanda. Harry has truly lost his heart twice in his very long life; his first wife who was stolen from him and now Wanda who he made damn sure he wasn't going to lose by making something that meant...well there will be two people at the end of days him and her, and they will love each other as much then as they do now...if not more!"
"Wow...that's not even close to fair on the rest of us." Daisy said dryly.
"No, but that insanely beautiful woman that has a dock worker mouth is impossible. Its my personal belief that she was made for Harry because she is nothing like Luna, his first love."
"I don't get it." Daisy was confused.
"You see a beautiful girl, you might even think she's exceptional and very powerful and yes she really can take out the Avengers hard enough that they went into full retreat. The only one she thinks no one but Harry can beat is Captain America, who actually impressed her deeply. She was friends with Vision until she found out he was Tony's lapdog, fucking reviles Tony Stark, and thinks most of the rest are total morons I kid you not."
"They are totally bad ass!"
"Not so much interpersonally apparently. You should hear her opinion on Cap though...Wanda..." Ophelia called to the redhead.
"Yes darling?"
"Tell us why Cap is the only Avenger with any power."
"He is a fucking god, unstoppable if he believes he is doing the right thing. He heals so fast its like he didn't get hurt and the strongest man I knew to that point was my brother. Who could hit so hard he killed a man in one punch. And that was before he got so fucking fast you couldn't see him move. He goes top speed and hits Cap with his best shot. Cap flips, lands onto his god damn feet, and isn't even ruffled. My brother not easily impressed, that really impress him and Cap even though I hit him with the mind whammy still nailed my brother who he couldn't see move. Cap is fucking unbeatable. Because he thought it was wrong we got locked in middle of the fucking ocean, he I think, swims that. Then single handedly takes out over fifty guards armed with weapons designed to stop him and us, and then breaks the stupid glass that they think it unbreakable. Only man that ever be able to stop Cap if he is on mission, is my Harry, and I not want to see that fight!" she said seriously.
"When Cap decide he done with saving stupid fuckers who end up putting themselves right back in danger. I send my Harry to reap his soul personally. Because Cap is a fucking god and he be worthy of it. He is also the only other man I wanted enough to offer it up."
"He said no, huh?" Ophelia said
"I sat in his lap, figuring that would be more than enough, and he goes pink which is so cute. I not censor myself so much some times to see him blush at my dirty mouth. But anyway...I am sat in his lap and he's not got his hand up my skirt so I leaned in and all sexy said, 'You are very beautiful man how about you and me have sex'"
"Wow," Daisy laughed.
"First time I ever have to expend that much effort to get man in me. Usually a wink is way too much, but Cap, he put his hands on my waist and gentle as hell, picked me up and set my on the couch says I'm very pretty but it wouldn't be right we work together. I am fucking totally confused. Cuz that never happen before, ever. But god, I loved the way he did it."
"Wow I'm deeply impressed and you compared me to him I'm not sure how to take that." Daisy said shocked.
"Yeah now I like girls too and you very pretty...but you not say no I think if I came with Harry as a pair."
"Now, that I'm not saying," Daisy said teasingly.
"I did wonder if Cap gay. So I did a bit of bending and flashing my pussy by the accident, he fucking blushed it was so cute...but he not gay. Natasha tease him too, but she five foot six of pure sex with weird fucking taste in men!"
"Oh?" Daisy asked, now fascinated.
"She like Bruce Banner. She get all sweet on man who always whining about being so fucking powerful. It make me want to punch him right in the face. But this sexy gorgeous woman must like them tortured or something? Harry fucking insanely powerful but he not fucking whine all the time. He fucking enjoy the shit out of it. Hulk, the harder you the hit stonger he get. If he had a fucking brain in his head while being that super powerful he might be kinda hot shit. But taking out Hulk easy, just stop fucking hurt him, he calm the fuck down. Nastasha, I think, mabye sweet on Hulk instead. I think maybe she want a big cock for her big sex appeal."
Daisy went red and the laughed her ass off.
"Is she a red head, stupid red, but like you natural?" Harry said softly.
"Uh huh, she very sexy!"
"She isn't like 90 or something is she?" he said musingly.
"There was a rumour that her power was she didn't age yeah."
"Well shit" Harry said, "I have to bump into her again."
"Oh fuck you fucked her all that time ago and you remember?"
"I remember every single woman I've ever had so much of a rub with" Harry said, "I remember everything, I can't help it"
"Wait what...that ain't possible there ain't room in the head, is there?" Daisy said.
"Yeah I hear that ain't possible a lot and then, I do it, really makes people pissy." Harry laughed.
Daisy blinked "Is it weird that statement makes me horny?"
"That is My Harry; he make you horny if you not stupid, or you are not fucking dead inside!"
Daisy nodded her total agreement to that. "So is she gonna join us," Wanda asked him.
"Her sense of duty would overrule her wishes," Harry said.
"Fucking stupid, but very impressive...like Cap again. I want you to meet him. Cap is the most awesome person. Hot as fuck and for some reason ain't dripping with women, I don't get it. It like serum made him insanely unlucky with women."
"Natasha told me she kissed him once and it was like it had been ninety years since he had done it last...so Peggy Carter then. And then he get himself frozen and that not kill him dead but ninety year later he wakes up his girl got married and nearly dead, fucking sad!"
"Okay there is something I need to know." Daisy said, "Ignoring your match making which super complementary but no. Why the hell do you have a mouth like a dock worker? I picture the famous Scarlet Witch - I see this alluring mysterious character, and in person I find out she makes me blush talking about the weather."
Wanda laughed "I not have mouth like 'Dock worker' Daisy, I swear like a Trooper... Cuz that's how I learned English."
"Surely when they were teaching the kids they didn't do that."
Wanda smiled "Oh you so sweet! I think maybe you have visions of the soldiers teaching us street kids English and shit. I will admit there was one older guy that sat me in his lap and taught me numbers. I kept waiting but it didn't' happen... next day he does the same thing only this time I think its gonna fucking happen anyway so lets do it on my terms. So I sit like a girl on his lap and I give him hand job...he stooped, I stopped so he quickly got really enthusiastic about teaching me numbers. But that was it mind you. So I kinda missed him. But it wasn't' like he stopped me so he was just shy in asking for it."
Daisy was wide eyed, "You mean..."
"That the troopers would help for a price for sure. I was always good at getting the most for the price and they always willing to trade with me!"
"Fuck, that...that fucking sucks!"
"I think that make me whore, Harry said he's proud."
"You know why!" Harry said softly
"I think he's soft in the head" Wanda winked. "But I fucking love him for it!" She said shooting a look of total love at Harry and her smile went up to almost too much too believe was real as he replied in kind.
"If you grew up so hard...what the fuck? I saw a perfect smile then...how?"
"Dunno some of the other girls have way more mouth than teeth so I do get it...me and my brother not ever get that!"
"And you didn't have powers until you were older?"
"Nope we volunteer at Hydra place and only me and my brother are the ones that it not only work, but live too!"
She looked from Wanda to Harry, "Well shit on stick! It is a fairy tale they were fated to meet" Daisy said. "I've seen examples of true predestination and that is suspiciously destined!"
"I know right, but I don't want to tell My Girl that maybe she survived that bomb because she was destined to meet me," Harry said with a smirk.
"Fuck all that!" Wanda said with feeling.
"It's only the bomb that wasn't you two being survivors that makes no sense. Tony Stark is a prick and I know you revile the man. But he is a fucking genius and he makes shit that always works. The production lines that made that bomb don't make duds darling!"
"So we sit there waiting to die but it never happen cuz I am your girl. I like that and I fucking hate that!" She admitted, "The tiny part of my soul that is girly goes to goo thinking that. But the part of me that learned if you want something you have to fucking take it before some other prick does says fuck you I am alive by all my hard work"
Daisy winced "I'm sorry...you are totally right!"
"Shit..she even says sorry and means it if she is in the wrong. I say we keep her, I want to do nasty thing too cuz it turns me on that she is that hot and powerful and is actually a good person."
"That is an oddly tempting offer" Daisy said, "But I don't like girl's like that."
"Oh we have way to change you mind," Wanda said her tone utterly sure.
"Nope I don't see me changing my orientation and hey you should've stuck to the threesome with Harry... That I might've done it!"
"Oh that was always gonna happen. But you so fucking pure inside I want to defile you, and I have something that would do it and is so fucking good at it Harry even trembles before it!"
"Okay...scary, maybe? But would make me like girls not so much."
"Daisy" Harry said carefully "Can I make a small, potentially life saving suggestion...do not dare my girl that she CAN'T do that."
"Why...she was an Avenger, one of the good guys?"
"Okay, but her power can literally make you change your mind and it was potent enough to make a supposed god go whammo!"
"Thor...only god like thing about him is his fucking arrogance and...well I do like his arms!"
Daisy snorted, "I am really curious as to what you have that would make me go girl-girl. I mean, I might even play gay for a Harry threesome with you, cuz you are somehow very sexy to me. But a true full on liking of girls, for real I don't get it?"
"Daisy for fucks sake you are fucking asking for trouble, do you have any idea of the power levels in this room?"
"Yep, but I'm going to be really arrogant and say that Wanda likes me enough that she compared me to a man she said as unstoppable and a god... Don't think she'd hurt me!"
"I am not talking about hurting you...maybe bruise a bit though. Cuz, before this insanely powerful thing. I was saying the same thing..turns out If I think a girl is pretty enough well my options opened!"
"Okay...I'm not really seeing a woman here that beautiful actually!"
"You just fucking make my day, and maybe piss her off!"
"Okay... the room is full of beautiful"
"Have you never heard of beware things in small packages Daisy" a rather amused voice said and Daisy looked at the tiny stunner and then met her eye and for the first time in a long time felt powerless and gulped hard.
"Because now you are gonna pay!" Clary aid..
"Urh...help/" Daisy said not feeling remotely as secure as she had been.
"I tried, and she was oddly silent until you insulted her looks...oh-so bad, I am just gonna sit back and watch now!"
"Guys...anyone" Daisy said now worried as the tiny girl stood up. "Oh shit!"