Peter and Meg are sitting in the living room. Peter is enjoying some TV, while Meg is texting on her phone. Neither are talking or even acknowledging each other's existence. Steve-O is also there, but he was added last minute, so he won't have any lines for a bit.

"..."

"..."

"..."

*FART*

A sudden fart from Peter fills the room.

"*Sniff* *Sniff* Eww dad! That's so gross!"

Peter looks over at Meg while shaking in rage.

"GGGHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! DAMMIT MEG!"

Peter punched Meg right in her stupid nose. She was sent flying off the couch, into a wall. Her injuries would have killed her if left unchecked, but Peter wasn't a patient man.

"Oh for the love of- HOW COULD YOU RUIN MY WALL?!" Roared Peter.

Peter rushed up to Meg with a clear intent to kill. He didn't want to ruin his new shoes, so he kneeled down to repeatedly punch her. *Crack* *Crack* *Slush* went Meg's head as Peter bashed her skull in. His full strength was used to ensure he would never have to see her stupid face again. And within a few seconds, his wish was finally granted.

"*Heavy Breathing* *More Heavy Breathing* this was more *Even More Heavy Breathing* disrespectful than the time when *Unhealthy Sounding Heavy Breathing* Bill Clinton from the famous anime 'Real Life Lolis with Jeffrey Epstein' went to Equestria."

Nothing happens, confusing Peter. Soft whispering can be heard off-screen.

"Wait, that's already been done?" Peter replied. "Then what are we supposed to do? We can't continue without a cutaway gag!"

A big smile forms on Steve-O's face.

"Now's my time to shine! Give me a moment Peter, I'll try to remember a funny cutaway gag!"

(In the meantime, you should all go read "Bill Clinton in Equestria". It sure is… Something.)

After but a few moments, Steve-O had the perfect gag.

"This is more disrespectful than that time when Tim the Bear from Cleveland show crashed Human Pinkie Pie's sleepover!"

CUTAWAY GAG

Human world Pinkie Pie and friends (Including Starlight Glimmer of course) and Steve-O were all having a fun time at Pinkie Pie's parent's house. The po- humans were all doing various fun activities, while Pinkie Pie's parents were in an alcohol-induced coma upstairs.

"I must say Pinkie, this sleepover is nothing like I expected." Twilight (The one with glasses) comments.

Rainbow Dash pauses her game she's playing with AppleJack.

"What in the Hay?! You just mad I'm winnin?"

"Pffff, in your dreams!" Mocked Rainbow Dash. "No one is better at SENRAN KAGURA Burst Re:Newal than me!"

Apple Jack frowned.

"Then why did you pause it?"

Rainbow responded with a similar frown, before looking at Twilight.

"What videos were you watching anyway? ...Please don't tell me you were watching weird little kid stuff Youtube."

"Oh no Dash, these women were way older. Also, it wasn't on Youtube either. It was on this site called XNX-"

*Knock* *Knock* A sudden knock at the door cut Twilight off before she could get that crucial last letter in.

"Hah? Who could that be?" Pinkie Pie wonders.

Sunset peaked out the window.

"It's…" Sunset peaked again. "It's an anthropomorphic bear wearing a collared shirt and tie."

Fluttershy's eyes lit up with glee.

"Awww, I bet he can't fit in with bears anymore and needs new friends!"

Fluttershy hopped up and started making her way to the door.

"Woah there." Rainbow blocked the door. "We probably shouldn't be letting a bear in"

"I agree." added Rarity. "Plus, he's a complete stranger. We have no idea what he intended to do."

Fluttershy narrowed her eyes in an unusually bitter way.

"You better move out of the way, or I WILL leak both of your nudes all over school."

The other girls all gasped in shock at such a threat.

"You better listen to her." Steve-O chimed in. "She leaked my nudes last year, and people are still making fun of me."

Rainbow and Rarity simultaneously gulped and stepped out of her way. An innocent smile replaced Fluttershy's evil frown.

"Thanks, girls, you're the best!"

She happily walked up to the door, while her friends tried their best to process her unusually harsh threat.

"Lalalalalalalalala!" Sang Fluttershy, as she opened the door.

"Well hello, there ladies and Jackass crew member!" Greeted Tim. "I'm Tim the Bear! Former character with Seth Macfarlane's voice."

"...What?" Questioned Twilight.

Fluttershy gasped and blushed a little.

"Wow! A talking bear that knows perfect American!"

Tim the Bear walked in.

"I'm a talking bear, and a Christian who smokes a lot!"

Fluttershy's smile slowly formed into a frown. While closing the door, she glanced over at her friends. They looked to be just about, if not more confused.

"What?" Questioned Rainbow Dash.

"My son is a pothead! Haha! Get it? I'm Christian and have a pothead for a son!"

Steve-O walked into the kitchen out of boredom, while the girls started getting irritated.

"What in the hay is even happenin?" Questioned Apple Jack.

"Seth Macfarlane stopped voicing me after 2 seasons!"

"I threatened to leak my friend's nudes for you…" Whimpered Flutter Shy, as tears began forming.

"And look at my clothes!" Tim exclaimed, completely ignoring Flutter Shy. "I'm a Bear! Yet I have a shirt with a tie! But no pants!"

"Ok, that's it!" Rarity yelled.

The girls all started pushing Tim out, while Flutter Shy walked into the living room to cry.

"I work at an office job and hate the wild! I'm a weird bear! Hahahaha!"

"Shut up!" Sunset yelled.

They finally got him out and slammed the door shut. Tim didn't seem to care and just made his way over to another house.

"Wow! Glad that's over!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

"Ohh it is most certainly not over!" Rarity added.

They all looked over at Flutter Shy. She froze up while tears were rolling down her face.

"I-I'm… I'm so sorry!" She fell to her knees. "I just really wanted to meet the bear!"

She fell to the ground while bawling her eyes out. The others started getting sad watching their friend breakdown.

"Please don't cry, Darling. What you did was incredibly rude, but we couldn't stay mad at you."

Fluttershy perked up a little.

"It was rude, and I will never threaten you again with that. I don't want your lives to become jokes like Steve-Os."

Steve-O walked back in holding two beers.

"Do you think your parents will mind if I drink a few beers?"

Pinkie thought for a moment.

"Probably."

Steve-O was already drinking both beers at the same time. It also appeared that he peed his pants.

"Oh, Steve-O!" Chuckled Sunset.

The girls all shared a laugh.

END OF CUTAWAY GAG

Peter and Steve-O sat back down on the couch. That's it, nothing else happened.