Robots Fucking suck... That's all... They fucking suck... Anyway. Whilst my friends are fighting Giant Freakzilla Scorpion Thing. I decided to hang back a bit... Besides... I kinda did the work with all the tubes... Accidentally breaking them all at once... While bouncing around like a goddamn Pinball Machine. But that's a story for another time... Let's talk about how me and my team saved the city.
It started in Beacon, We were attempting to select a mission but all the good ones were taken... At least that's what I thought until Green Haired Coffee Man approached us and basically told us that we were doing a simple recon mission. I... Honestly had no idea of his intentions with me... But as soon as he said we were doing a recon mission I was onto him... I know he blames me for Yang turning him into a bowling pin. I know he does... I could smell it.
So we were on a plane... I don't give a fuck what it's called... It's a plane... And on our way to a place called Mount Glenn. A place which until then, I have never heard of it, kinda wish I kept it that way. Just me, My team, Doctor Coffee, And my satchel of disguises which helped out tremendously.
Things immediately took a downturn when we came across a hoard of Grimm. Specifically the Beowolves, Where everyone was getting ready to destroy them... Doctor Dickle announced... And I quote. "I've got an idea, We'll use Live bait, Any volunteers?" To which everyone just looked at me... It was then I noticed Ruby had a back pack. Smuggling a certain little Demon that almost killed me. "Excellent, EXCELLENT!" He shouts quietly.
I look around. Processing the Information. Before I made a sudden realization "Go fuck yourselves," I said. pissed off like no tomorrow. "By the way. There's a dog in her back pack." I said as I walked angrily towards the Grimm and My ears must have lost a bit too my mind because Professor Doctor was congratulating her. I snuck over to where I was behind the giant pack of Beowolves. I reached into my little satchel and pulled out my Neko disguise. To confuse the Grimm severely. I walked up behind them and started playing caramelldansen To which I danced looked at me confused as did my team, I was pretty sure They had no idea what it was but they were concerned for my safety as one of the beowolves was approaching me slowly. I decided to have some fun when this happened. It got up to me and started sniffing me. Causing me to lost my balance. I simply took off my neko ears in response to that... and poorly attempted to put it on the Grimm, Let's just say he wasn't pleased as more of them started to surround me. All of them looking at me with hungry eyes.
"LOOK, A WALL!" I said in overly excited voice. They weren't buying that sadly, Thankfully I had a back up plan... Then I realized that I need to be in possession of Zwei and Blonde Murder Target... So I came up with a new plan. "LOOK, A FERRET RUNNING AWAY FROM A DANGEROUS SITUATION!" I screamed as I just darted out from under their legs as they gave chase. I am still surprised how fast I can run sometimes because they could not catch up. Plus I found a broken down street and I thought perfect, I can recreate that scooby doo thing. Before you ask. It didn't work out that well, Mainly because the Grimm just stayed behind me the whole time. Talk about a disapointment, Anywho. I was running around until fucking finally my team, specifically Yang and Weiss, Come to my rescue and took them out.
"Thanks. for the distraction." Weiss said smugly as she put away her sword. "Fuck you." I replied angrily as I ignore Yang's offer to give me a lift. I wasn't happy with my team at that time.
Eventually I caught up to Doctor Professor... And much to my team's amusement as they were all laughing... Including Blake... Started cussing him out... I don't remember everything I said but I'm pretty sure it was something like this. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, WHY WOULD YOU PUT ME IN DANGER LIKE THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I SHOULD FUCKING END YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF THAT! BUT I'M NOT GOING TOO, I'M GONNA SHIT IN THAT FUCKING COFFEE LATER! MAYBE EVEN TAKE A PISS IN IT JUST SO I CAN GET SOME PAYBACK!" and so on so forth. To which Professor Caboose just smirked at me. This managed to infuriate me even more as Ruby went to pick me up and take me for a walk, with Zwei of course.
So we walked for a bit. She apparently took me not too seperate me from Doctor Professor, but too ask me a couple questions. One of which was why I wanted to be a huntsman. To which I respond with a shrug and a 'I don't know' To which she asked why. "Well, I wasn't planning on being anything like that in my life, When I got here, Things went black, I then just woke up in an alleyway with no memory of how I died or if I died in my old life. Hell, but if anything, I would say for the experience. I've had some of the most memorable experiences here. I think I just want to have memories and be remembered for something else other than being a ferret." I answered. I honestly didn't expect to give an answer like that. But I did, Would that ever happen again, Probably not. But now we have to move on. Her next question was Why I don't like Zwei, To which she pointed out that he was walking behind us. "I've had bad experiences with multiple dogs." I answered, Still annoyed that that thing... is here. She struggled to giggle. We then found a spot to relax as she offered to let me on her Shoulder.
We walked around for a bit more till I sensed something weird. Next thing I know, The ground below us collapsed and we fell... Into a white fang operation... camp... thing... and they just looked at us. There was also the... Strawberry, Vanilla, and Chocolate girl with the Guy with a nice hat and cane.
"Don't I know you guys?" I said, Specifically pointing to three specific members of the White fang.
I'm gonnna leave this on a cliffhanger because I'm a bit of a dick. Also I have plans and I don't want to make any chapter longer than it needs to be for this story. Anyway. I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. The rest of the VOlume 2 finale will take place in the next few chapters.